Fox in the Penalty Area

Leeds City took the lead in the first ten seconds, which was beyond everyone's expectations.

Although everyone can more or less guess that Leeds City wants to surprise, but this does not mean that their tactics will definitely be successful.

Who would have thought...that it would really happen?

The first attack after the kick-off, a four-legged pass, sent the football into Wiggerston's goal in ten seconds.

People always talk about a "wonderful start", but when the truly wonderful start is in front of everyone, everyone feels incredible.

how can that be?

how did you do that? !

Oh, God……

Many people exclaimed in their hearts again and again.

Even the response of the DJ on the live broadcast was a little slow, and he didn't send out his "question of the soul" in the first time.

Not to mention those Wiggerston fans who are traveling with the team, they are still in the wind at this moment - so they can score goals? Funny! What are our players doing, are they freaking out? !

I don’t know if the players of Wiggerston were scared, but the fans of Wiggerston must have been scared. They put their heads in their hands and stared blankly at the stadium.

The players of Leeds City on the field have finished celebrating and returned to their own half collectively. At this time, the DJ's three questions sounded on the radio: "Who is it? Who is it? Who scored the goal?!"

"huuuuuu!!!"

Although Hu Lai did not make a signature celebration this time, the fans who came back to their senses still responded to the live broadcast with this uniform roar.

Hearing the roar, Hu Lai, who was among his teammates, raised his arms and waved to the stands to greet the fans.

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"Ahaha!" Tony Clark patted the assistant coach Randall beside him vigorously, "It turned out to be really successful!"

Randall complained: "So you have no idea?!"

"Who can guarantee that every tactic will be successful?" Clark laughed and didn't care about this question. "The important thing is that we really scored! We took the lead in the first ten seconds. Is there a better start than this? Sam , Let me tell you, when you think that Hu is whimsical, it means that our opponents must not have thought that we would do this, so this unexpected approach is more likely to achieve miraculous results!"

Facing the hard facts, Sam Randyll had nothing to say.

He shook his head, then laughed: "I really... can't figure out this Chinese boy..."

"Then I recommend you to read The Art of War by Sun Tzu, which may help you understand a genius like Hu!" Clark took the opportunity to promote the "Ancient Oriental Wisdom" book he was studying recently. "Actually, everything Hu has done can be summed up in one sentence in that book: 'Attack the unprepared, catch the unawares'."

Clark pronounced this sentence in Chinese, and he thought to himself that his image must become mysterious and profound in the eyes of Randyll.

"It means to attack where the opponent is unprepared, to surprise the opponent. Don't you see this tactic? Roger Biller must not have thought that we would do this,

So he didn't explain to his players how to defend our offense before the game. When our people rushed up, Wijston's formation was like a fence that had encountered a flood. It will collapse, there will be no army at all! "

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Roger Beale really didn't expect it at all-few people with a normal mind would not have imagined that Leeds City would arrange such a tactic.

Of course he didn't think it was a carefully planned conspiracy by Leeds City. He just thought it was the luck of Leeds City, and the whole team got shit luck.

That's why he became very angry after losing the ball-is there any reason for the opponent to score with luck? ! We put so much effort before the game, scouting reports, video analysis for Leeds City, targeted training arrangements, brainstorming tactics... all of these things, all because of the opponent's good luck once, it was convenient. For nothing, who can bear it? !

At this time, Bieler, with white hair and dark sportswear, was furious and complained to his assistant coach: "Go to hell! A long pass from the backcourt can accurately find their tallest central defender." , You can find the forward winger after a header... How can it be so coincidental? How can it be so accurate?! I bet Leeds City will have such a tactic again, and they will not be able to score a goal!"

Biller is right, this ball actually has a lot of luck, let Leeds repeat it a few more times, and the result may be worse every time.

But that's exactly why Beale is angry: first time, you scored on the first try! This luck is too unreasonable!

As the head coach of the team, he has done so much preparatory work before the game. He can accept that his team's skills are not as good as others, and he can also accept the mistakes caused by his negligence, but he just can't accept the opponent's luck. The goal-anyway, he absolutely does not believe that Leeds City's tactics have any complicated core in it, and it requires repeated and hard training.

To be honest, when the Leeds City players swarmed forward, the old coach almost thought that he had traveled to the English football at the beginning of the last century.

The popular offensive tactic at that time was to kick the football forward by the passer, and then a group of people ran after the football, relying on the numerical advantage created by the frontcourt to advance into the opponent's penalty area, and finally scored a goal.

This set of tactics has long been eliminated by modern football, but it actually works for our own team. This is simply ridiculous!

You Leeds city let me play Renaissance? !

It's so deceiving!

Old man Roger Beale was greatly insulted...

A face flushed red.

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The Leeds players finally ran back to their own half and it took them less time to celebrate than to score...

The Wiggleston players were already in their positions, with striker John Joe standing in the center circle with a football under his feet, waiting for kick-off.

Seeing Hu Lai passing through the middle circle and passing by him, I remembered what Hu Lai said to himself two minutes ago.

At that time, Hu Lai advised them not to move after the kick-off in Leeds City, because they would come back to kick-off immediately anyway, and there was no need to waste energy running around.

After he said this, he attracted the ridicule of many Wiggerston players, and striker John Joe was among them.

Now he stared at the smiling Hu Lai, but couldn't smile at all.

Because they really came back to tee off!

At first I thought Leeds City was a clown, but now I know that the clowns are actually them...

But the game has just begun. Although you scored first, we still have 90 minutes to counterattack!

John Joe clenched his fists and stared intently at Hu Lai's figure.

Many people would find it frustrating to concede the ball at the beginning, but John Joe was able to see the positive side in the negative.

This will not hurt our morale, on the contrary, Leeds City's humiliating way of scoring goals will definitely arouse our fighting spirit. So next... the game has just begun, Leeds City!

Just as John Joe was thinking this way, he heard singing suddenly coming from the direction of the North Stand behind him.

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When the Leeds City players ran back to their own half, two minutes had passed since the goal was scored. Everyone’s initial enthusiasm gradually faded. The cheers of the Leeds City fans in the stands stopped for a while, and everyone was waiting for the re-kick-off. Flanders Stadium is much quieter than before.

So the singing voice is particularly prominent and clear in such an environment.

"whohadthewhatagoal?" (Who scored such a beautiful goal?)

It was as if someone was asking loudly.

Then more people asked loudly and repeatedly:

"Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?" (Who? Who? Who is who?)

"'whatagoal!" (Such a beautiful goal was scored by Hu Lai!)

Someone answered the question loudly, and then more people began to shout:

"hu! hu! hu! hu! hu!" (It's Hu! Hu! Hu Hu Hu!)

(Note 1)

When the singing sounded, many people didn't care, but when they heard it, they almost all laughed.

They are very familiar with this song. It is a funny song in itself. Its original name is "wholet the dog out?" (Who let the dog out?) From the title, one can tell that this is not a serious song—"hu! Hu!" It was actually imitating the barking of a dog.

Unexpectedly, someone adapted this song into a cheering song for Hu Lai. This is really... so is Hu Lai a dog?

Others are closing the door and letting the dogs go, but Leeds City is closing the door and letting go of Hu Lai?

Even Wiggerston fans, who had just lost the ball and were depressed, couldn't help laughing when they heard the song.

Laughter spread in the stands, and spread to the court, as well as the benches and coaches' benches beside the court.

When they heard the singing sound like a dog barking, they couldn't help grinning.

Charlie Potter also winked at Holly, beckoning him to listen to the song.

The laughter grew louder and more pronounced, almost drowning out the singing.

At this time, the members of "White Rose" in the North Stand heard the laughter, knowing that their strange song was being mercilessly ridiculed.

but……

Anyway, we were all laughed at, anyway, so let's just sing louder!

David If that's what you mean by "shock the floor" then we're really "shock the fucking floor"!

"White Rose" fans continued to repeat these lyrics loudly in the stands with their necks stretched with the idea of ​​"breaking the cans and falling".

"who had the what goal?"

"Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"

"'What a goal!"

"Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu!"

The lyrics and melody of the magical brainwashing echoed repeatedly on the court, and someone actually followed along with "hu! hu! hu! hu! hu!"

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Note 1: The song "wholetthedogout?" has a profound influence on this book, because the protagonist's name comes from the empty-eared name of the song "Whole's Left Hand".

So after giving the protagonist this name, I decided to use this song as a cheering song for Hu Lai's character.

The style is also highly compatible with Hu Lai's own characteristics, which can be said to be a match made in heaven!

After all, Hu Lai is a real dog...

But because I am an English idiot, in order to make up the homonym of the original lyrics, I consulted some readers and friends in the group, and finally concluded such a version. Maybe the grammar or interpretation is not completely consistent with the Chinese translation, but that is the meaning, as long as everyone can understand it.