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One Ah Lei was not enough, followed by Xin Zhao and An An, both celebrities in the literary world, although they were not at the level of everyone in the literary world, they were not just cats or dogs, but it was the next one who really mattered.

Ge noon!

Ge Wu is forty-eight years old this year, but fans call him "Ge Lao", which is a bit of a homonym. It must be almost unreasonable to say that he is highly respected at this age, but he is definitely a well-known figure in the literary world, and he is also gone. He spoke directly and sarcastically: "I heard that a big star who is good at temperament is also coming to the poetry meeting. Is this going to compose the poems of famous masters?"

Now things are getting bigger!

Gewu's status in the literary world is extremely high, and naturally it has the greatest impact. It is so big that many cats and dogs really jumped out, and they seem to regard this famous "Ge Lao" as a spiritual leader.

"Big stars are very good at putting gold on their faces."

"The entertainment industry has always been vain, and it makes sense when you think about it."

"What kind of invitation to the poetry club? If you come in through the back door, just say you came in through the back door."

"It's so ugly to walk through the back door. They obviously came in with their thighs in their arms."

"People and fans said that Baidi got into it by relying on couplets (dog head)"

"I wonder if poetry will be a couplet?"

"It's nothing more than a celebrity creating a persona. Go to the Poetry Association to make soy sauce, and then send out a draft. I have thought of the title for the big star, [The Most Talented Person in the Entertainment Industry]."

"Hey, you know the entertainment industry."

"Even if the poetry society is recommended by seniors, there are some poetry works. What is the work of this big star?"

"I didn't expect that Qin Zhou's poems would bow to the traffic one day, alas!"

"Baidi is very rich, this wave is obviously bowing to the capital."

capital.

flow.

These two words are similar to rapper.

In essence, it is not derogatory, but in recent years, because of some things, it has disgusted many people. They set it on Baidi's head with sinister intentions.

Intentionally take the rhythm!

Lin Zhibai thought about it. As the boss of Mythology Publishing House, coupled with the invisible chairman of Kunpeng, it is true that he represents capital, and he is also popular traffic.

But where am I wrong?

Too rich, too popular?

Then I hope I make the same mistakes again and again.

However, this rhythm has really been brought up a bit. There are many keyboard warriors on the Internet who don’t care about anything. When they heard that Baidi actually entered the poetry club through the back door, they didn’t have time to find out why, because they were righteous. I can't stand it anymore, I have to stand up and carry out justice, even some passers-by have been affected, but the most exciting ones are the fans of Mr. Ge, A Lei and others.

"Is that so?"

"That's not an official invitation, is it?"

"Are you asking seniors to take you in through the back door?"

"I thought Baidi was really recognized by the literary world."

"Is that how you want to promote it?"

"Where did the White Emperor advertise?"

"Isn't it a tradition for seniors to recommend and guide newcomers to participate in the Poetry Club? Why is it not possible when you come to Baidi?"

"Just give Baidi a hat when you come up, what kind of capital power, why do you bow to the traffic, his status is nothing to do with you!"

"The success of the classic rich second generation depends on the family, right?"

Baidi's fundamentals are too solid, his popularity has always been very good, and his personal image has no problem, so there are many supporters, and the nonsense voices are suppressed.

At this moment, Lin Zhibai suddenly thought of a joke:

They say you better have a nuclear bomb when you have one!

They say that when you are traffic, you better have traffic!

Otherwise, the rhythm of this wave will be one sided, and Lin Zhibai will really lose the favor of many passers-by. After all, there are many people in this world. They naturally hate the rich and naturally like to follow the black.

At this time.

The phone rang.

Unknown number.

Lin Zhibai connected, and a somewhat familiar voice came from the opposite side, the other party was full of apology, "Xiao Lin, I'm sorry, I didn't expect that inviting you to the poetry meeting would cause such a big reaction from those people. It's your turn, I owe it to you, or you can just refuse that side, so that they will embarrass you at the poetry meeting when you can, and this group of people will work together to target you. You are not easy to resist, after all There will be a live broadcast at that time, as for the old guy Ge Wu, he has some conflicts with me, and he will be motivated after knowing that you are my recommended candidate..."

Mrs. Zhao?

It is estimated that he got his mobile phone number from the principal, and even apologized to himself, Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "This matter has nothing to do with you, Mrs. Zhao, it should be that some people want to target me, so I found a comparison It’s just a rhythmic excuse, since I have agreed to this poetry meeting, I will definitely participate, what I am least afraid of is being targeted and embarrassing.”

"You should think about it."

Mrs. Zhao worried: "I may not be able to protect you then."

The old lady Zhao really loves talents, and thinks that Lin Zhibai's talent has great potential, and she should enter the literary world to develop and develop, but she still underestimated how xenophobic those people are now, for fear that a big star will come in and snatch their cake.

Someone may be targeting Lin Zhibai behind this incident.

But at the same time, Mrs. Zhao understood that it was essentially because many literati naturally resisted Lin Zhibai's identity to come in, so they got together and took the lead together. That's all.

"it does not matter."

Lin Zhibai didn't want to integrate into the literary circle much.

With the system in place, Lin Zhibai himself can be part of a circle.

Moreover, Lin Zhibai's circle is bigger than Qin Zhou's literary world and even the entire Blue Star literary world!

After hanging up the phone.

Lin Zhibai found out that the matter had become a complete mess, because those few literary celebrities bombarded him, and countless netizens were bombarded!

It wasn't enough for Alei to just launch a dynamic bombardment of himself.

Ya actually went to Aite Baidi's account again and said: "It is said that our big stars are very good at matching pairs. I have a couplet and please enlighten me, [The bull's head is happy with the dragon's horns]."

The irony of this couplet is very strong.

Even an old man who doesn't understand couplets can tell that Aleigh is in the black and white emperor, and his comment area is suddenly lively:

"Hahaha grab the bamboo shoots!"

"What a minotaur horn!"

"Sarcasing him with the couplet that Baidi is best at, absolutely!"

"Comfortable!"

"Teacher A Lei is very talented!"

"You misunderstood, this is Kua Baidi."

"I've already participated in the poetry meeting, isn't it just about to give birth to dragon horns?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

A Lei's fans were overjoyed, but Lin Zhibai was not angry, but just a little puzzled, is this A Lei serious, using couplets to mock me?

Give you a face?

Lin Zhibai typed casually in response: "Why did the dog's mouth spit out ivory?"

Crash!

As soon as Baidi's response came out, Ah Lei's fans seemed to be strangled by someone, and suddenly fell silent.

Has the dog's mouth ever spit out ivory?

Baidi clearly gave the second line of "the bull's head is happy to grow a dragon's horn", and the lethality is far stronger than that of Ah Lei, so he directly scolded him for not being able to spit ivory out of his dog's mouth!

"Depend on!"

Alley in front of the computer suddenly went dark.

I just satirized you, why do you scold people directly!

However, Ah Lei still couldn't tell the problem, because Baidi scolded himself, and at the same time corrected his own Shanghai couplet completely!

Now it's the turn of the netizens who support Baidi to be happy.

"puff!"

"White Emperor is amazing!"

"Can you still play like this?"

"I often scold people that they can't spit out ivory. I never thought that this is a wonderful second line!"

"Aleigh is really in a daze!"

"Using couplets to satirize the White Emperor?"

"Baidi's couplets are as good as you can touch porcelain?"

"Why don't Ah Lei's fans shout anymore?"

"Probably because dogs really can't spit out ivory."

"..."

After Lin Zhibai replied, he planned to call it a day and go out for a couple of laps, but it didn't work out, that Xin Zhao couldn't help but feel sorry for Ah Lei:

"Your second couplet is really insulting and vulgar. This poem will be [Idle people are not allowed to enter the sages]!"

Xin Zhao fans get it.

"This is good!"

"Teacher Xin Zhao is still elegant!"

"It's a pity that Teacher Zhao Xin didn't go to the poetry meeting this year!"

"Yeah, teacher Xin Zhao didn't receive the invitation, but a star went instead!"

"I like poetry, and I don't know any celebrities at all, but I have studied all the works of Teacher Zhao Xin repeatedly!"

Good guy.

It turns out that Poetry Society didn't invite you?

So what are you trying to do here?

You still play homophonic stalks with me, I don’t know that homophonic stalks have to deduct money...

Well, no more deductions.

Lin Zhibai crackled and typed: "It's a pity that this poem will be [Thieves who come to Tao in the future]."

Xin Zhao fans: "..."

This second line is as easy to understand as the upper line.

And Xin Zhao almost spit out a mouthful of old blood after seeing this second line.

I say you are an idler!

You say I am a thief! ?

I punch you and you give me two kicks?

What did I steal from me, cheating the world?

You still leave this Taoist, what Tao do you have?

But for couplets, since you took the initiative to satirize others, you are betting that others will not be right. If you are scolded with couplets, you deserve it, so Xin Zhao directly retreated and pretended to be dead.

Ha ha ha ha!

Baidi fans are extremely excited!

Netizens also gathered more and more, calling it wonderful!

"come!"

"Keep going!"

"no Zuo no Die!"

"Why do you have nothing to provoke him? It's okay to provoke him, don't use couplets!"

"Do you know what is called the king of the king!"

"Isn't this more exciting than the couplet competition?"

"Hahahaha, the literati's couplets are really interesting, and they don't use dirty words when swearing!"

"Bai Di is too brave, one-on-two wins easily!"

"Couple, the White Emperor is brave and invincible!"

This time it was An An's turn to be impatient, Ah Lei and Xin Zhao were both defeated, so I have to work harder!

She issued a couplet:

"A manting arm to block a car, a fierce tiger Feng He, how brave is an ordinary man--in my opinion, Mr. A Lei and Mr. Zhao Xin are blunt, the countless fans who are not afraid of you are the real heroes!"

Are?

Xin Zhao?

Really a hero?

Lin Zhibai didn't even think about it, and directly replied to An An: "Ants walk along the locust tree, gnats shake the tree, and fools pretend to be the roost."

Fools pretend to be heroes! ?

Another very exciting second line!

An An sighed, and didn't want to read the comments, so she turned off the computer directly, out of sight, out of mind!

So is Ari!

What kind of couplet rhythm!

This thing really can't beat Baidi!

But when the netizens saw that An An didn't say anything, they felt regretful, and after chasing and cursing for a few words, they started to say:

"Where's Ah Lei, Xin Zhao and An An's leading brother?"

"Gaowu!"

"come out faster!"

"Fair with Baidi too!"

"that is!"

"Your family must be tidy!"

"I seem to remember that Ge Wu is also a master of couplets."

"Come on!"

"I'll see if any of you can beat Baidi once today!"

Be reasonable.

Ge Wu wanted to play dead.

Although I haven't watched Baidi's couplet contest, I have heard of the name "Yan Suo Pond Willow" and know that he is a king-level figure.

But the voices of netizens are so loud, and it seems that the whole network is watching the rhythm now. Ge Wu is a little bit unable to get off the stage and is blocked, but he also has some confidence in his heart, so that's right, who is afraid of whom? Simply Aite Baidi said:

"When two apes cut wood in a mountain, this monkey will also saw it!"

His upper line is ruthless enough, Bai Di not only has to fight neatly, but also has to swear back fiercely, otherwise he will be considered a loser!

"Hahaha, this is ruthless!"

"It has to be the elder Ge who makes the move!"

"Ge Lao is also a domineering pair!"

"Really think that Baidi is invincible against his opponent?"

"The old man is mighty!"

"Ge Lao, face him to death!"

Ge Wu's fans screamed excitedly.

However, this kind of excitement only lasted for less than half a minute, and Baidi's response came, and he scolded even harder:

"A horse is stuck in the mud, how can this animal get its hooves!"

moment!

All the onlookers had an orgasm!

"Wonderful!"

"This lower line is invincible!"

"Isn't Ge Wu alone now?"

"An'an, Xin Zhao and Alei who were with him all ran away!"

"The key point is that he still dares to show his hooves!"

"Hahahaha, the so-called hoof is actually a question, which is a homonym!"

"It's like the pair of saws in the first couplet, but it's actually a homonym of the couplet!"

"Cool!"

"It turns out that Baidi is not only invincible against pairs, but also invincible when he curses people with pairs!"

Depend on!

Too cruel!

Can this call people autistic?

Ge Wu's fans have stopped talking.

Ge Wu in front of the computer shook even more. He is also a famous figure in the literary world, but today he was scolded as a "brute"!

I just satirized you as a monkey!

He typed angrily and sprayed back: "Who says a dog dares to bully a tiger!"

Lin Zhibai's internet speed is quite fast, he turned on 5G, and replied in seconds: "Anzhi Yuer won't become a dragon?"

Ge Wu's breathing began to fluctuate, and his asthma almost didn't happen on the spot, but at this moment, that Baidi actually chased after him:

"You're not old, old Sige?"

This is clearly an Shanglian, and it also has a strong sense of irony. If Ge Wu can't go back with irony, just fighting is meaningless!

Think, think, think, think!

Ge Wu couldn't help sweating anxiously, racking his brains.

But a few minutes later, there was still no second line. Instead, Lin Zhibai felt bored and typed, ending the farce:

"Being a talent without talent!"

Ge Wu's asthma finally broke out, and it took a long time to inhale the nebulizer before he recovered, but his eyes were terribly red.

He lost.

The loss was extremely miserable.

In the end, because he couldn't forgive Baidi's second line, he was severely beaten by the other party with the sentence "Being a scholar without talent", and by the way, he gave the second line to himself!

But netizens have been turned over by the show!

"Talking against the Confucians, a bunch of literati all knelt down!"

"As for the pairing, Baidi is really invincible in Qinzhou. The last sentence [become a scholar without talent] is really suitable for the scene where Ge Wu can't match the second line!"

"yes!"

"Gewu An'an, Alei Zhao Xin came out to the Shanglian, Baidi all counterattacked perfectly, but his Shanglian, the old man, had no countermeasures!"

"I love Baidi to death!"

"Now you still feel that Baidi is not worthy of going to the poetry meeting? Yes, it's not as elegant as poetry, but if you don't have talent, you can't play to the level of Baidi!"

"Focused!"

"I didn't fall in love with Baidi because of his music, but I was completely conquered because of his pair!"

"Today I have seen how ruthless the scolding of literati is!"

"Baidi doesn't use dirty words in the whole process, he doesn't have a certain level, if he can only swear by a shrew, he loses!"

"In the future, no one will dare to have a couplet with Baidi! He is the king of the king! I didn't know that Baidi had such a violent side before. He likes me so much!"

The main force of spraying Baidi has all dispersed.

Then Lin Zhibai was surprised to find that the number of his fans started to skyrocket, reaching 60 million in a blink of an eye.

"Is it so powerful against a pair?"

Lin Zhibai was stunned for a moment, but he understood the reason in an instant. I'm afraid it's not just a problem with the pair, but also because his account is usually too low-key, and he doesn't post any daily news. It is high enough, and the content is quite explosive, so so many people pay attention.

Not like those stars.

Every now and then, I post some daily photos on the Internet, and occasionally reply to messages from fans in the front row.

Of course, those celebrity accounts all have a dedicated operation team, even if they reply to fans, it may not be operated by the celebrity himself.

And after the main force of spraying oneself dispersed.

Lin Zhibai found that there were only a few elites left in the literary world, as well as some unwilling opponents and fans who were still chattering, but he didn't continue to pay attention, anyway, he was already happy.

This wave is a big win!

And this couplet battle was frantically reported by major media soon after:

"The White Emperor's Tongue Fights Confucians! "

"Gewu Ah Lei Zhao Xin An'an fiasco! "

"White Emperor! King of Kings! "

"A literati's pen is like a knife? Baidi couplet is the fastest knife! "

"Many Celebrities in the Literary World Questioned Baidi's Qualifications to Participate in the Poetry Conference! "

"The invincible Baidi in the couplet, what is the level of poetry?" "

"After the battle of Confucianism, the whole network pays attention to the trip of Baidi Poetry Club! "

There is no Zhuge Liang in this world.

However, Lin Zhibai forcibly created the Blue Star version of the scene of "talking against the Confucians"!

King of Kings!

This is Baidi's new name, and it sounds much more domineering than "Patriarch of Lunar New Year Songs" and "Patriarch of Divine Comedy".

But Lin Zhibai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, as if a cheap voice appeared in his mind:

"I am the No. 1 Scholar of Literature in the Seven Provinces and the Chief of Staff, and I am known as the King of Opponents!"

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ps: There are basically no couplet plots in the future, let’s write poems next, but don’t worry, you won’t have the plot of writing countless poems at one time like the previous book, this time we pursue the context and nature of the plot.