Freelance Artist

Chapter 531 Crosstalk and sketches!

In a blink of an eye, the seventh day of Qizhou arrived.

On this day, Lin Zhibai arranged a charity performance, but did not sing a new song.

Everyone unanimously requested that everyone sing the songs Lin Zhibai had composed before, and he could only agree.

then.

Gu Xing sang "Red Sun";

Ye Junji sang "Moonlight Serenade";

Qi Jianjia sang "The Easily Injured Woman";

Nightingale sang "I Like You" and so on, and everyone sang songs that Lin Zhibai composed when he was competing in Qizhou.

As for Lin Zhibai, he sang a new song.

The name of this song is, "Broad Sea and Sky", and of course it's the Qi version.

"Today, I watched the snow drifting by in the cold night, drifting far away with a cold heart, chasing after me in the wind and rain, unable to distinguish my traces in the fog. The sky and the sea are vast, but you and I will change..."

There was a faint voice in the accompaniment:

Who hasn’t changed?

"How many times have I faced cold looks and ridicule, but I have never given up on the ideal in my heart. For a moment, I was in a trance, and the feeling of loss has faded without knowing it. The love in my heart..."

The voice in the accompaniment sounded again.

Who understands me...

The song reached its climax, and Lin Zhibai sang the Cantonese classic from his previous life on the Qizhou stage:

"Forgive me for my unruly, indulgent love of freedom in this life.

I am also afraid that I will fall one day

abandoned the ideal

Anyone can

How can I be afraid that one day it will be just you and me..."

This is a song that can make countless people cry.

The inspirational lyrics, coupled with Lin Zhibai's voice and the unique flavor of Qi language, make people intoxicated!

Even audiences from various continents who don’t understand Qi language can’t help but feel a little emotional:

【Singing is so good! 】

[This is the first time I listened to Qi Yu’s song seriously. I didn’t expect it to be so good! 】

[Bai Di’s language talent is really incredible. He used to write Korean songs, and now he writes Qi language songs...]

[What I’m curious about now is, can Bai Di know English songs? 】

[Weizhou, the market for English songs, shouldn’t Baidi even know English, right? 】

[That’s hard to say. I believe Bai Di now that he can fly a plane! 】

[Hahahaha, it seems true. There are already enough outrageous things about Bai Di, and there is nothing surprising about one or two more. 】

[No wonder Bai Di rules the Qizhou entertainment industry! 】

[So many songs were all written by him, and every one of them sounds so good! 】

Tonight is a charity show.

This group of old friends in Qizhou, either sincerely for Lin Zhibai or out of the desire to please, turned tonight's charity performance into Bai Di's music concert.

A group of famous singers and queens sang covers of Cantonese songs that Lin Zhibai composed when he was in Qizhou.

This move not only allowed Qizhou audiences to enjoy this feast, but also gave audiences from all continents a more comprehensive understanding of Lin Zhibai’s musical talent!

After the concert.

Nightingale asked Lin Zhibai, "Which continent will you go to next?"

Chu Chu next to her said, "It can't be Chuzhou anyway."

Everyone laughed and tacitly agreed not to mention the reason. After all, everyone knew why.

Only the Chuzhou viewers in the live broadcast room had complicated expressions.

Not everyone in Chuzhou boycotted Bai Emperor.

At least most of the Chuzhou people in the live broadcast room still like Bai Di, otherwise they would not watch this live broadcast.

"It should be Yanzhou."

Lin Zhibai smiled and said, he really wanted to put Chu Zhou back.

I definitely had to go, but Lin Zhibai was very particular about when to go.

…

That's right.

The next stop is indeed Yanzhou.

Now the charity group led by Bai Di has visited Qinzhou, Hanzhou, Zhaozhou, Qizhou...

Every time he travels to a continent, Lin Zhibai's international reputation will increase by one point.

By the time he had traveled through the four continents and was about to go to the fifth continent, Yanzhou, Lin Zhibai was already known to everyone in Yanzhou!

It was also because Lin Zhibai was not very familiar with Yanzhou.

Therefore, Lin Zhibai asked Yanzhou officials to be responsible for selecting the nine star quotas in Yanzhou.

What Lin Zhibai never expected was:

In the end, among the nine stars officially selected by Yanzhou, there were actually five older artists.

The remaining four are young artists.

The result was that Lin Zhibai arrived at Yanzhou on the same day.

Apart from drinking tea and chatting with the Yanzhou Star Group, I was too embarrassed to arrange any physical work.

As for the game…

Obviously these old artists can't play Werewolf Killer, let alone any brand-name games. After all, they are old bones.

"This is embarrassing."

Zhang Yun smiled bitterly. The ratings of the live broadcast room led by Lin Zhibai in the morning were never as high as in the afternoon.

Because they were doing charity work in the morning and playing games in the afternoon, the audience liked to see Lin Zhibai having fun with the celebrities.

As a result, there were five older ones in the Yanzhou Star Group who couldn’t play at all.

Even if the remaining four young stars wanted to have fun, they couldn't make it lively.

"what to do?"

Zhang Yun hoped that Lin Zhibai could think of a way, as the other party always came up with a bunch of novel ideas.

"It's not difficult. I'll take them to practice martial arts first."

"Practice martial arts?"

"Tai Chi!"

Zhang Yun scratched his head, not quite understanding.

However, on the first day when the Yanzhou event officially started, Zhang Yun understood what Lin Zhibai meant.

It turns out that Lin Zhibai developed a new fitness martial art called Tai Chi after Wu Qin Xi and Baduan Jin!

It is different from Wuqinxi.

It is also different from Baduanjin.

The influence of Tai Chi in previous lives was huge!

This is not just because Tai Chi is really suitable for older people to practice.

What’s more, the movements of Tai Chi are very beautiful and give people a very artistic feeling!

Yes.

Yanzhou Star followed for a while and fell in love with this format.

Especially the five elderly artists are bright-eyed. They like Tai Chi!

Netizens actually also like:

[Do you feel that Bai Di’s new martial arts is particularly beautiful this time? 】

[Yes, he looks so handsome when he fights, and he feels like a master of a sect! 】

[The key is, these movements are very gentle and really suitable for those who are older. 】

[I feel that young people can also learn this. 】

[I haven’t learned Baduanjin yet, but Baidi has come up with something new, but this new thing is a bit cool! 】

[I, in front of the TV, am also following suit. 】

【Ah ah ah! 】

[Bai Di is so handsome when he is doing Tai Chi in white clothes! 】

When practicing Tai Chi, white clothes are suitable.

Lin Zhibai also deliberately did this to promote Tai Chi.

However, in addition to teaching these people Tai Chi, if he wanted to keep the ratings of the live broadcast from falling, he had to think of other ways.

"Yes!"

An idea flashed through his mind, and Lin Zhibai found the five elderly celebrities.

…

the next day.

Lin Zhibai got up and took five elderly celebrities to do a set of Tai Chi.

Finished punching.

The barrage is already asking what game to play today.

[Although practicing Tai Chi is quite fun, we can’t do it all day long. 】

[Or tear off the famous brand? 】

[No, among the celebrities arranged by Yanzhou, there are many who are older and their old bones cannot stand the torment. 】

[Werewolf killing is not possible either, there is a generation gap. 】

[The script kills a truth. 】

[I don’t know what’s going on in Yanzhou. The average age of this star group is too high, so it’s not that interesting. 】

[Celebrity groups are more fun if they are younger. 】

[I'm thinking about skipping the Yanzhou section and waiting until Bai Di goes to the next continent. 】

[Let’s see what Bai Di said first. 】

The reason why viewers watch this charity live broadcast is not because they want to support charity.

It's just that everyone likes to see Lin Zhibai, a big star, leading other stars to have all kinds of fun.

But this wave of celebrities in Yanzhou is not very popular.

Therefore, everyone’s enthusiasm for watching is not as high as before.

Lin Zhibai had already realized this, but fortunately he had already made up his mind. He glanced at the barrage and smiled:

“Even if we don’t play games, our live broadcast can still be very interesting, especially the entertainment session every afternoon, because I wrote some scripts for cross talk and sketches last night, and then our Yanzhou Star Group teachers, a Let’s put on a show for everyone to see.”

The audience was stunned.

What the hell?

Did Bai Di write some cross talk scripts?

Do you want people from the Yanzhou Star Troupe to perform?

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【Bai Di伱What kind of gameplay is this? 】

【Pfft! 】

[The cross talk sketches are all done! 】

[Hahaha, Bai Di, can you still make up cross talk and sketches? 】

[Let’s just say that cross talk sketches and the like need to be professional to write a book, right? 】

[Okay, okay, I want to see what cross talk sketch you guys can come up with this afternoon. 】

No one expected it.

Lin Zhibai stopped playing games.

Instead, he led a star troupe to talk about cross talk and perform sketches.

The book of cross talk sketches was actually written by himself!

The most important thing is that Bai Di has never written a cross talk or sketch book. He is a pure layman!

Some people even think that Bai Di is just talking nonsense.

He must have other plans for the afternoon.

The so-called cross talk, performing sketches, etc. are just a cover-up.

Only the Yanzhou audience smiled bitterly.

They suspected that Bai Di really wanted the Yanzhou Star Troupe to do cross talk and perform skits.

Because those five elderly artists in Yanzhou are either sketch actors or cross talk actors!

Professional fit!

But the problem is that these five people, although they have performed in sketches and done cross talk, have been gradually eliminated in recent years.

Young people no longer like their styles, think they are outdated, and even think their performances are embarrassing.

Bai Di’s cross talk skit live broadcast plan may collapse!

…

Regardless of whether it will collapse or not, Lin Zhibai's words have been released anyway.

As for the show to be performed, Lin Zhibai had been preparing with the Yanzhou Star Troupe since the night before.

time is tight.

But since these people are professionals, Lin Zhibai believes they can do it!

It doesn't matter if they can't do it. Lin Zhibai will put a teleprompter at the performance to help these people complete the performance.

As for the specific program to be performed, this was not difficult for Lin Zhibai.

There are so many wonderful sketches and crosstalks in his previous life that Lin Zhibai just picked out a few and it will be enough.

"For the first sketch, let's use Uncle Benshan's early "Planning"."

"Let's use an older version of "Five Senses Strive for Merit" for cross talk, and then come up with something fresh later."

"And then……"

Lin Zhibai's plan is being implemented. He wrote the script after he came up with the idea yesterday.

The Yanzhou Star Troupe has been rehearsing for a long time and is waiting for this afternoon. Everyone of them is very interested. After all, the notebooks Lin Zhibai took out are quite interesting!

that's all.

The afternoon of the first day in Yanzhou officially arrived.

Lin Zhibai opened the stage as the host and said:

"Hello friends, I said before that I will let you watch some sketches and cross talk performances this afternoon. As a result, many audiences from all over the world are not very optimistic about us. Some even thought I was joking. I would like to make a serious statement here. No kidding, we really want to perform sketches and cross talk, so first let’s start the performance of the first program, "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow"."

【Good guy. 】

[Bai Di, are you serious! 】

[Yesterday, today and tomorrow, why don’t you just do it the day after tomorrow? 】

[This name doesn’t sound funny. 】

[Mainly because it’s hard for me to imagine Bai Di writing sketch scripts. 】

【plus one. 】

[Oh haha, it’s begun! 】

In this skit, Baiyun and Kurotsuchi are mainly responsible for the performance.

Lin Zhibai found a pair of old Yanzhou artists from the star troupe who often played husband and wife in sketches in the early days.

As soon as these two people stopped, everyone believed that they were husband and wife.

As for the actor who plays "Xiao Cui", Lin Zhibai found an actor from Yanzhou who seems to have a more approachable appearance.

that's all.

The skit begins.

At first the audience felt nothing.

Nothing like white clouds and black soil can trigger their laughter.

Until the classic lines in this sketch began to pop out one by one.

"There were no signs at the time. It was impossible. At that time, the chicken was very conflicted. A rooster actually wanted to lay eggs, but it was not its job to do. What did the big rooster think? What did the duck think? What did the big goose think? ? What do you think of the little hen that got along well with it? When the rooster hatches the chicks, what do others call it? Call it dad, mom, aunt, aunt? I feel panicked because I can’t lay eggs, so... "

That's impossible.

The twist in this sentence made many people laugh.

"Oh, this guy is so talented, just two sentences, quite concise. The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter among roosters! Oh yeah -"

This is the original line from Song Dandan.

The old Yanzhou artists in this world can also interpret it very well.

But the funniest part is the moment when the sketch turns around.

"The chicken is gone!"

"Where have you gone?"

"My daughter-in-law stewed it."

In fact, when Lin Zhibai wrote these lines, he didn't find them very funny.

But the performances of Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan in the original version are just funny.

It turned out that the old artists in Yanzhou were not fooled, and they actually reproduced the same sense of humor. This made Lin Zhibai breathe a sigh of relief and started watching the performance with a smile.

"For example, if this famous rooster dies, will the meat be valuable?"

"Yes."

“How much is meat worth?”

"Let's just say this, if you don't get two thousand, you have no right to eat it."

"Where's the chicken heart?"

"four thousand."

"Chicken liver?"

"Six thousand."

"Chicken kidney?"

"Eight thousand."

"It's done, it's enough. You can't carry it away, but you can take it away. You can also take back the 20,000 yuan. You can eat it here. You can treat it as if I'm treating you to two yuan. A meal worth 10,000 yuan!”

…

All continents.

The audience burst into laughter!

[Hahahahaha, this sketch made me laugh to death! 】

[Fighter among cocks, oh yeah! 】

[The chicken was eaten but it was okay, it made me greedy! 】

[It’s so funny, this is actually a sketch script written by Bai Di! ? 】

【Baidi is awesome! 】

[I didn’t expect Bai Emperor to actually have such ability! 】

[I just want to ask, what do you want in this world that Bai Di doesn’t know? 】

[He definitely can’t give birth to a child! 】

[A rooster can lay eggs, so maybe Bai Di can also have children! 】

[I used to think Bai Di was a cold-blooded star, but I didn’t expect him to be so humorous! 】

[Then you don’t understand Bai Di, he can be naughty sometimes, haha. 】

No one had any hope before.

So much so that when I first watched this sketch, I didn’t pay much attention to it.

By the time everyone reacted, they were already laughing.

Even when the skit was over, everyone felt reluctant to give up.

I wish this skit could have been longer!

But then, everyone remembered that Bai Di said that he not only made sketches, but also wrote a cross talk book.

Involuntarily.

New expectations are born in everyone's hearts!

It was in this expectation that Lin Zhibai stepped onto the stage again:

"This sketch is called "Planning". I hope everyone will like it. In addition to the sketch, we will also have a cross talk performance."

There was a pause.

Lin Zhibai said: "Welcome Niu Li and other teachers to perform the cross talk show "Five Senses Strive for Merit"!"

Finished.

Lin Zhibai came down.

Teacher Niu Li led the "Five Senses" on stage.

This Niu Li is considered a master of cross talk. Although his style has become a bit outdated in recent years, he is deeply loved by the older generation.

The most important thing is that no matter what the style is, my cross talk skills are pretty good, and I am proficient in everything from talking to singing to teasing.

At this point, several people quickly entered the state.

Niu Li: "Hey, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. My dream! It's very strange. I dreamed about my facial features. Since..."

Eyes: "Yo! Head."

Niu Li: "Hey. Hello, hello!

Eyes: "Do you still know me?"

Niu Li: "I don't dare to recognize you! What's your last name?"

Eyes: "My last name is Eye."

Niu Li: "Last name...what's your last name?"

Eyes: "The surname is Eye."

Niu Li:……

Just like when I first watched the skit, everyone didn’t laugh much at the beginning.

But when it enters the state, everyone knows what the cross talk is about, and the audience gradually starts to feel it.