Fresh Department Shenhao

On the high-speed rail.

Su Ran sat in her seat, picked up a magazine and flipped through it to pass the time.

On the first page, for painless abortion, choose Lingzhou Gynecology Hospital to prevent your child’s whereabouts from being unknown.

Poof~

Terrified.

Are all these hospitals so straightforward now?

Turning to the second page, there is a short story about a brother-in-law and a sister-in-law. The plot of the story is ups and downs and exciting.

Turn to the third page and come to Lingzhou Men's Hospital for circumcision, ligation, and enlargement surgery.

Attached is a picture of an old man in martial arts uniform giving a thumbs up: [Lingzhou Men’s Hospital is great, allowing you to regain your dignity as a man]

The lower right corner is marked with the spokesperson: Liu Buqun, the leader of Lingjian Mountain.

this……

Isn’t Liu Buqun Shan Weizi’s grandfather and Liu Piaopiao’s parents?

He is the leader of a dignified sect. If he accepts an advertisement for a men's hospital, he will not be ridiculed by his martial arts colleagues?

Hmm...Su Ran held her chin and thought for a while, could it be that I am too small? Speaking from the leader of the martial arts alliance, martial arts heroes have stepped through the door of Lingzhou Men's Hospital to get circumcision?

I don’t know. Anyway, when Su Ran was in second grade, the school organized all the children in the class to go to the hospital to have their skin removed. Then all the children sat in a row with their buttocks bare, touching the gauze, and cried together.

Are you still comforting each other about your pain? Mine is more painful.

Then the respective parents took away the children. Mother Su took away little Su Ran, who was walking like a duck, swaying and not walking very fast.

I didn't understand it at that time, and I just felt that doing this minor surgery was delaying my fun. But now I understand, and it's more fun after having this surgery.

It's not without reason that Jin Yu likes brother Su Ran so much. When Su Ran brings her happiness, it also makes her feel sexual happiness.

but…

I felt a little uncomfortable when I saw Shan Weizi's grandfather endorsing this kind of advertisement.

Su Ran didn't think too much and just posted these scary slogans to the group "Let's Lie on the Kang Together" for everyone to have fun.

Su Ran: [Hahaha...Have you ever noticed that these small hospital advertisements are so scary that they don’t pay for their lives (laughing)]

Su Ran: [Hey, why don't you laugh? Isn't it funny? (Doubtful)]

There was silence for a few seconds...

Liu Jinyu: [You sent us an advertisement for painless abortion and asked us if it was funny. Are you implying something?]

Su Ran has withdrawn the picture.

Liu Jinyu: [If there is no use in withdrawing it, why do we need a painless abortion hospital?]

Su Ran: [Pfft~Sorry, I really just wanted to show you this funny slogan, it has no other meaning. Don’t worry, I won’t let you have this kind of surgery (confidence)]

Liu Jinyu: [So...are you going to take safety measures in the future?]

Didi didi, the group was suddenly filled with excitement.

Xie Yinren: [(emoji of eating melon)]

Xiao Wanqing: [@苏兰, Liu Jinyu asked you, please answer.]

Ayina: [@小万青, are you very concerned about this issue?]

Xiao Wanqing: [I am thinking about the happy life of my best friends, and I don’t want them to get killed (angry)]

Ayina, Xie Yinren: [(dog head)]

Then the group fell into silence, and the four women were waiting for Su Ran to reply to this question, because it was very relevant.

After waiting for a long time, Su Ran replied: [@Everyone, take medicine.]

Poof~

Four women were killed immediately, and Su Ran was criticized verbally and written for a long time.

Su Ran smiled and replied: [I originally posted pictures to show you funny slogans, but you guys are taking it seriously. Don’t worry, @jinyu, I’m just like before except for the safety period.]

Liu Jinyu: [You are really my good brother, can't you just message me privately in a subtle way? Are you insinuating in the group to show them your principles?]

Su Ran: [You are worrying too much. Now you can get busy. I won’t talk in advance.]

Su Ran quit the group chat and did not dare to continue chatting. After a while, they had the experience of lying on the kang together again, and they became more unscrupulous. They just said whatever they wanted without any scruples. Of course, this was a private group after all.

.

After Su Ran left the group chat, she privately chatted with Xiao Wanqing: [Has your mastitis gotten better recently?]

Xiao Wanqing: [I felt a little better some time ago, but recently it has been quite bloated and painful. Every time I raise my hand, it hurts.]

Su Ran: [Take photos and come here so I can see if your condition is getting worse.]

Su Ran studied this disease some time ago and achieved some success. Naturally, he was able to distinguish the seriousness of the disease.

After a while, Xiao Wanqing sent a photo.

The photo was taken behind the door of the dance studio. The front camera was shot at a 45° angle. Half of the tight black dance clothes were removed, and the omen fell off at the wrist. The photo was taken in vain.

Su Ran zoomed in and looked carefully to see if his condition had worsened.

Xiao Wanqing: [Is it getting worse?]

Su Ran: [Looks like he has become heavier.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Ah (sad)]

Su Ran: [I'm talking about increased weight.]

Xiao Wanqing: […]

Su Ran: [Don't worry, it probably hasn't worsened the condition. You can send me a copy tomorrow and I'll take a look at it, just in case, you know?]

Xiao Wanqing shyly replied OK. She really felt that Su Ran had read everything. Moreover, Su Ran had dozens of "case" photos of Xiao Wanqing wearing ominous colors of various colors on his phone.

She is willing to do so both emotionally and rationally. As a woman, you should show your most sacred possessions to the one you like. Of course, selling them out will not count.

However, Xiao Wanqing never thought about what would happen in the future. The lover would eventually get married. It would be a pity if he didn't get married. Then she would just find an honest man to marry.

Xiao Wanqing: [Su Ran~]

Su Ran: [Say.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Can you come to Shanghai and take me to Disneyland before New Year’s Day?]

Su Ran: [The ticket price is so expensive, I will go if you pay for it.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Yeah.]

Su Ran: [Pay more attention to your health and let’s not talk anymore.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Wait a minute, don’t show the photo to others, just enjoy it by yourself (shy)]

Su Ran: [Xiao Wanqing, what do you mean? I am seeing a doctor with you! Do you think I am coveting your beauty? (Angry)]

Xiao Wanqing: [Okay, okay, you say you are seeing a doctor, it is still a doctor, it is the same. From now on, I will take a picture of you when I get up every morning, and let you slowly treat me.]

Su Ran: [Okay, but don’t take the exact same shot at a 45° angle every time. You need multiple angles so that I can fully analyze the condition, you know?]

Xiao Wanqing: [Okay! As long as you like it!]

The chat ends, there are still 3 stations left from Lingzhou Station.

Su Ran has never been to Lingzhou. Apart from those small hospitals, the most information he knows about Lingzhou is that it is the hometown of martial arts.

There are countless gold belt boxing champions and national Sanda champions coming out of Lingzhou every year.

Grandpa Shan Weizi's sect is located at the top of Lingjian Mountain, a 5A-level scenic spot in Lingzhou. Similar to the Qingcheng Mountain sect in the capital of Shu, it is located in a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters.

Liu Buqun is the 28th generation leader of the Lingjian Mountain Sect. He has a certain say in the martial arts world, the so-called "wulin". Some of his disciples open martial arts schools outside, and some work as martial arts instructors on film crews.

The Lingjian Mountain Sect is not like flying swords in immortality novels, it is a traditional sword sect that has been passed down for hundreds of years. It is very easy to learn. The tuition fee is 25,000 yuan a year, food expenses are not included, and you are familiar with it.

Cheaper.

That's all Su Ran knew. Anyway, this visit to Liu Buqun can be considered as a way to learn about the five thousand years of Chinese martial arts culture.

However, the more this happens, the more he admires Shan Weizi. This woman is really amazing, a 'flower of martial arts' + a 'flower of painting'. To be honest, such a woman cannot be married or flirted with. Once she falls in love with you, you will

You are really trapped and running away is impossible. Do you dare to make an enemy of the martial arts world, or do you want to offend the entire "painting world"?

Literary fighting + martial fighting will lead to death.

Su Ran came with the attitude that we are good friends, just keep a distance, otherwise you won't be able to get down from Lingjian Mountain.

Su Ran sent a WeChat message to Shan Weizi to remind her that she was arriving.

at this time.

The top of Lingjian Mountain.

Under a thousand-year-old ginkgo tree, there is a chessboard.

Shan Weizi picked up a white stone between her slender index and middle fingers, rolled up her sleeve with her other hand, and gently placed her ear on the white stone at the position of 'Twelve Thirteen'.

"Hate..." Liu Buqun slapped his forehead, "Why haven't I reached this point? I lose, I lose, Weizi, your chess skills have improved very quickly recently."

Shan Weizi put the white and black stones into the chess box one by one, and said with a smile: "Grandpa's teaching is good, so Weizi can advance again."

"You, you, you just know how to say nice things to make this old man like me happy."

"Weizi told the truth, I didn't try to make you happy."

Liu Buqun laughed loudly and pointed at his granddaughter.

The gentle breeze blew past the ginkgo trees, and the golden maple leaves swirled and fell on Shan Weizi. Today she was wearing a set of Wei and Jin style bluish green Hanfu, which was loose and elegant. Her long hair was tied into a low ponytail with a red rope.

, a young lady with Chinese style who has a long and ancient charm.

Liu Buqun knew that his granddaughter was a talented girl. She was not naughty like a child at all like her mother. Shan Weizi was very similar to her grandmother, who was also such a talented girl.

His grandmother is a female disciple of another martial arts sect.

Back then, Liu Buqun and Shan Weizi's grandmother met at the 13th National Sanda Competition.

Liu Buqun saw that Shan Weizi's grandmother was quite beautiful and had a perky butt, so he took a liking to her body.

At that time, they happened to be opponents again. During the competition, Liu Buqun was not at all comfortable with his grandmother's senior brother. While competing, he winked at his grandmother on the sidelines. She was so angry that she blushed and cursed: "Wulin scum."

However, how could her senior brother bear it when he saw Liu Buqun ogling the junior sisters in the audience?

He directly used the move "Monkey Stealing Peach". Fortunately, Liu Buqun reacted very quickly and knocked his senior brother away with a palm, causing internal injuries. He also shouted loudly to other sects on the sidelines: "Who else is there!"

At that time, my grandma said that the Lingjian Mountain sect did not respect martial ethics, and Master Liu said that if you don't accept it, you can challenge her.

Let's fight one on one. Are you afraid of your Lingjian Mountain sect?

So he privately issued a challenge to Liu Buqun.

As a result, we were singled out one by one, and ended up on the bed.

The elder brother tricked the monkey into stealing the peach, but he lost himself and made Liu Buqun's wish come true.

Now, her grandmother has passed away.

At this time, seeing his granddaughter, Liu Buqun would inevitably think of his deceased wife.

At the same time, as an old man, he naturally gave all his love to his granddaughter Shan Weizi, and even gave her the Lingjian Mountain Sect, which shows how much he loves her.

therefore…

What he couldn't stand the most was his granddaughter being wronged.

Especially when it comes to men, you have to know that there are too many scumbags nowadays, and my granddaughter is quite innocent. What should I do if I meet a scumbag?

Therefore, anyone who slanders my granddaughter is an enemy of Lingjian Mountain.

Well...it's exactly as Su Ran expected.

Didi didi.

Shan Weizi received Su Ran's WeChat message, stood up and said: "Grandpa, you sit down first, Su Ran is about to arrive at the station, I will pick him up the mountain."

Liu Buqun stood up and said, "I haven't gone down the mountain for a long time. I'll go down the mountain with you for a walk."

He learned about the relationship between a man named Su Ran and his granddaughter from his daughter Liu Piaopiao. Moreover, my granddaughter, standing a few kilometers away from Su Ran's hometown, drew a painting to express her feelings.

The feeling of lovesickness, such and such, Master Liu really wants to meet him!

With one call and a hundred responses, all the disciples of the Lingjian Mountain Sect seemed to have colluded, picked up their swords, stood up and said.

"I'll go too."

"I'll go too."

"And I..."

"I……"

Shan Weizi: "You all want to go? Why don't you forget it? I can just pick him up by myself. I can buy some things on the way so that I don't waste everyone's time."

Everyone said in unison: "It's okay! Our time can be wasted, but Senior Sister Weizi's youth cannot be delayed!"

I'm afraid the person who came here is evil, and they all came down to support Shan Weizi, right?

Seeing that everyone had made up their minds, Shan Weizi had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, but there's no need for the sword, right?"

"Those who learn martial arts never leave their swords. Don't worry, we won't draw our swords easily unless we can't help it."

"..."

Shan Weizi held her forehead and was speechless, thinking to herself, Su Ran, you have to be careful.

Shan Weizi is undoubtedly the favorite of the group.

She and Su Ran were really friends. There was no love between them, it was all because of the scandal.

Lingjian Mountain came out in full force, getting into cars in small groups and going down the winding mountain road.

At the fork in the road at the bottom of the mountain, I encountered a traffic police officer checking for drunk driving. I rolled down the car windows and was shocked to see that they were all martial arts people with long swords in their hands.

When he saw it was Liu Buzhen, he called out the police: "Master Liu, are you going to participate in the Huashan sword debate with all your disciples?"

"I'm going shopping with my granddaughter."

Liu Buqun glanced at the disciples and signaled to keep a low profile, otherwise they would all be arrested and taken to the police station for detention.

"Your granddaughter is so lucky. When she went down the mountain to buy something, the whole sect came out to escort her. Drive slowly and pay attention to safety."

Raising the car windows, the large army left again. They stopped at the entrance of the small supermarket. Everyone got out of the car and leaned on the car, guarding their swords. They watched Shan Weizi walk into the supermarket alone. Shan Weizi was very embarrassed. The supermarket

The boss was shocked. In this battle, the entire sect was mobilized to escort a girl down the mountain to buy a pack of Sophie anti-leakage sanitary napkins?

In fact, Shan Weizi's aunt hasn't arrived yet, so this period is a safe period.

It just needs to be carried on the mountain for a while, so buy it in advance as a precaution.

Scan the QR code to pay, put the sanitary napkin in your bag, and return to the main army.

"Weizi, get in the car."

"Um."

Shan Weizi returned to Liu Buqun and went all the way to the high-speed rail station to pick up Su Ran...