Fresh Department Shenhao
Chapter 144 Happiness and Crisis (Seeking Monthly Pass)
For example, 90 pounds of rice or 90 pounds of beauty, which exercise can a man do without feeling tired?
Same thing...
If you reach the top of a 75° rock climbing climb, you will be rewarded with 100 yuan. If there is a charming child-faced Juru waiting for you at the top, which man can climb faster?
It doesn't matter whether you have money or not. Su Ran likes sports, rock climbing, and climbing through the windows of the Saint's house. It's boring to go through the front door, but it's exciting to go through the back door, right?
Xie Yinren was lying on the bed and seemed to hear movement outside the window.
"I'll go, right? Really climb through the window?"
I felt like I got out of bed, pushed open the window, propped myself up with a wooden stick, and lay beside the window, giggling in anger and amusement as I watched 'Spider-Man' Su Ran climb up very quickly.
"Hey, Mr. Su, is this really okay?"
"I'm just curious. Mr. Su, you have no athletic talent. You will be exhausted after exercising for a while and need a massage. How can you do such extreme sports as rock climbing? You just..."
As soon as she said this, Su Ran climbed up, jumped out of the window, put her arms around Xie Yinren's soft waist inside the window, and pulled her, she let out a light "ah", and her body was pulled close to the window panel by the force.
Go up, "It hurts~" and glared complainingly.
Phew~
"Just what?"
Su Ran took a few deep breaths, and the smell of alcohol blew onto Xie Yinren's pretty face, which turned slightly red. She bit her lips, her eyelashes flapped their wings like butterflies in the night sky, and her tender eyes were filled with a hint of shyness.
, the tone also changed from the joking just now to a soft whisper.
"Did you really climb up?"
She stretched out her hands and hugged Su Ran's waist to prevent him from being thrown to death for "stealing jade and fragrance", her tone was sweet.
"I called you several times just now to ask you to come back, but you still attacked me. You attack me every time you come."
"Have it?"
"Yeah...yes."
Xie Yin nodded as if he were "weak and helpless", and pitifully detailed Su Ran's "abominable crime".
"Last time you were playing with a handheld device, I turned over you, and Pikachu's ears blocked your view. You were very impatient and yelled at me. You even made me cry and didn't comfort me."
"It's the same this time. You were afraid of the cold, so I came back to warm your bed. When the bed became warm, I asked you to come back and sleep. You were so mean to me, and I almost cried because of you just now."
Su Ran freed up a hand and gently stroked Xie Yinren's childish face. It must have been because of the drink. Su Ran found her particularly cute, and she was so cute that she needed to be spurred and make her cry.
Especially with the blessing of the noble status of the saint, I want to make her cry even more. What kind of weird XP does a man have?
but…
A soft girl is complaining like this. I can't make her cry anymore. I should comfort her properly.
"Okay, I promise you, I will never hurt you again."
"I don't believe you. You said the same thing last time."
Her voice became quieter and quieter, like a mosquito bite.
Pa~
Su Ran slapped her on her buttocks, and she yelled, "Why are you hitting me? I'm not wrong, you're already like that, and you're still hitting me."
"I've already told you that I won't be cruel to you anymore, but you're still giggling. Do you believe I'll take off your pants tonight, spank you properly, and teach you a lesson?"
"you……"
"What am I?"
Xie Yin's eyes looked at Su Ran's macho expression, and he didn't dare to speak. He was overwhelmed by this manly spirit. He had to be obedient, otherwise he would really get spanked.
Uh... women still like to be controlled by men.
"What do you want me to ask you?"
Su Ran wanted to slap her again.
"No hitting."
She hugged Su Ran tightly outside the window, got into her arms, stuck her head out like a kitten in need of protection, looked at the 'master', and said softly: "Don't spank me, it hurts."
Oh... Xie Yinren remembered that he forgot to write down the most important item in [Su Ran Qi Pa XP], item 4: I like spanking.
Yes, I don’t know if she is from Xie Yin, but the other three have also been beaten.
The first person to be spanked was Ayina, who fell into Liu Jinyu's arms crying, "Su Ran spanked her, oooooooo~"
Therefore, they all feel that Su Ran, who looks like a gentle man, is actually a bit more gentle.
But... women don't feel disgusted in their hearts. It's too serious and boring, and it's too disgusting and disgusting. Su Ran is just right.
Of course, Su Ran didn't dare to slap Shan Weizi on the butt. If he didn't succeed, he would draw his sword and chase her.
"Su Ran, if you climb through my window, aren't you afraid that the people in the village will find out and burn you and me to death?"
"If I were afraid, I wouldn't come to your place. What do these old feudal people have to fear?"
"Oh...mua~"
She stood up on her tiptoes, gave her a gentle kiss, and said with a smile, "This is my reward for you."
Su Ran pursed her lips. It smelled a bit milky and very familiar.
"What lipstick?"
"I didn't put on lipstick. I was waiting for you and ate a White Rabbit toffee."
"Oh...it turns out to be White Rabbit toffee. I haven't eaten it for a long time. Are there any more?"
"No more, just one."
"I remember you still have two White Rabbit toffees in your house."
"There's only one, how can there be two..." After saying this, Xie Yinren suddenly came to his senses, biting his lip and giving him a shy look, and said fiercely: "Don't be shy, or I will push you down.
Do you believe it? I really feel that you are getting worse and worse, and I don’t like you at all..." Just as he said this, he glanced at someone on the path below, "Come in quickly." He dragged Su Ran through the window and into the house.
The sound of the windows closing several times was heard by the villagers passing below, who shone their flashlights. No one was there, only the inertial banging of the windows as they closed.
"Yin Ren, is there a thief?"
The man shouted.
There were no lights on in the room, and only the mottled moonlight made it possible to vaguely see each other clearly.
In the corner, Xie Yin left the kiss with Su Ran and said back out the window: "There is no thief, just a wild cat passing by just now." After saying that, he ignored it, put his hands around Su Ran's neck, and said softly.
Saying "Su Ran, I've missed you so much lately", after saying that, she closed her eyes and clung to his arms weakly, enjoying the tender kiss after a long separation.
Su Ran didn't know much about girls, and he didn't go into details about it, but he understood Xie Yinren, and no one else could tell whether she was in the right place just by looking at "whether a phoenix appeared" on her neck.
At this time, Su Ran kept staring at her neck from the corner of his eyes, watching as the phoenix feathers appeared little by little on her neck, slowly turning from shallow to colorful.
Well...it's in place.
"No~"
Fingering Fenfang was just about to find the dragon's point, when she was held down by Xie Yinren.
He hurriedly took two steps back and crossed his legs.
"No, Yin Ren, why are you so vigilant?"
"Can't."
"Why?"
"You haven't even taken a shower. You smell like alcohol all over your body." He pointed to the next room and said, "You have boiled hot water. Go take a shower."
"Have you washed it?"
"washed."
"That's good."
"..."
Seeing Su Ran's impatient expression, Xie Yin smiled silently, "No, Su Ran has never seen you like this. If you're not greedy for them, why are you greedy for me?"
"You are different."
"What's wrong with me?"
"you guess."
After saying that, he walked into the bathroom to take a shower, leaving a confused Xie Yin wondering what was different about him?
To be honest, Su Ran doesn't usually have much interest, except for Xie Yinren, because "child-faced juru" is Su Ran's ideal type as an otaku who likes to watch TV dramas.
While traveling, Ayina asked Su Ran who among them she most wanted to have sex with.
What Su Ran actually wanted most was to be with Xie Yin.
You must know that with the double buffs of the 'Childlike Juru' and the pre-heated 'Fire Phoenix', no man can resist it. Now with the added layer of 'Saint Girl' status, he is really invincible.
.
Who can say no to a saintly girl with a childlike appearance, right?
The conditions in the mountains were very poor. The small room with air leakage was used as a bathing place. Hot water was mixed in a wooden bucket, and Xie Yinren's underwear was placed in the wooden basin next to it.
It takes courage to take a shower under such conditions in the dead of winter. Su Ran was afraid of the cold. He took off all his clothes and did not dare to stand up. He squatted on the ground and poured hot water on his body with a gourd spoon. Gildu
Shrunk.
"Yin, your home needs a water heater."
"No money."
"I sponsor you."
"No need, your sponsorship is paid, don't think I don't know."
"It's okay. We are all so familiar with each other. A water heater doesn't cost much."
"Okay, if you have money, you can take care of it. The clothes are left at the door for you."
Xie Yin put the prepared Miao pajamas at the door, untied her long hair, and swayed back to the bed.
Women who fall in love are brainless, so what is the status of a saint? At this time, Xie Yin was very disdainful. If a saint is not a saint, she is not a saint. What's the big deal.
Now she just wants to be an ordinary girl and have sex with the boy she likes.
There is no inner pressure. We have been together for so long, and it is natural for us to reach this point. If he is not ready, he will naturally not be given the opportunity to climb out of the window.
I think so in my heart, but I can't be too easy on him. I still need to be reserved.
So I lay down to sleep. If you don't make me happy, I won't do it.
…
Su Ran took a shower, shivering from the cold, ran out, rushed directly to the bed, and hugged the limp Xie Yin.
Sign up for group egg retrieval.
Xie Yinren saw that Su Ran was so cold that his teeth were chattering. He was really afraid of the cold. He smiled and said, "Your room is across the courtyard. This is my room. I don't want you to sleep in it."
"If you don't go, it's too cold. Even if you die, you won't be able to go."
Su Ran hugged Xie Yin tighter, hugging her tightly, and she felt less cold.
It's nice to have a woman at home to warm the bed on a cold day.
"Don't hold me so tightly, I can't even breathe."
Xie Yinren broke away from his arms, raised his head and took a few breaths of fresh air.
"Oh, I'm going to bed, don't disturb me."
As Xie Yinren was about to turn around and go to sleep, Su Ran turned her over.
"Xie Yinren, you are a bit weird, am I here to sleep with you?"
"Is not it?"
Su Ran picked out her "pretending to be ignorant" face and said softly: "Yin Ren~"
"Hey~ don't shout like that, I'm getting goosebumps. Stop trying to trick me with those sweet words, I won't be fooled by you."
Xie Yinren looked arrogant. At this moment, women have completely taken the initiative. No matter how rich Su Ran is, it doesn't matter. If I don't give it to you, will you go against the woman's will?
Seizing this point, Xie Yin naturally wanted to take this opportunity to teach him a lesson, otherwise he would not have the chance in the future.
"Get up, I have something to ask you."
"Oh, it's too cold, I can't get up."
"you……"
Xie Yinren lifted her long hair, glared at him, turned over and sat on his stomach, her long hair falling down and brushing against his face, tickling him.
Su Ran looked at the mouth of her T-shirt.
Thin vines produce large melons, which are not sweet but also sandy.
Xie Yinren lowered his head and shouted: "Does it look good?"
"nice."
"mua~ You are really good at talking, I will reward you."
Su Ran felt a little carried away. The interaction with Xie Yinren was so interesting.
Su Ran looked at Xie Yinren who was above the crowd. Outsiders only saw the image of Xie Yinren as a pure and pure saint. Only Su Ran was lucky enough to witness her tender and sultry side.
"Well..." Xie Yinren raised his head and put his fingers on his chin, thinking about something, and then lowered his head and slapped Su Ran's hand, "Be honest first, I have a question for you, answer it honestly, you know?
?”
"Saint, please give instructions."
"Haha, disgusting~" After a smile, he held Su Ran's hand to prevent him from being dishonest, and asked seriously: "Let me ask you... an impulse may lead to tragic consequences, how did the last saint eat you?
I heard that too, aren't you afraid of my death?"
"Your sainthood system is too feudal and superstitious. I will find a way to abolish it and will never allow this inhumane and bad habit to exist. And with me, Su Ran, who dares to touch you?"
"Didn't you just move?"
Poof~
"Ah, Xie Yin, can you please stop driving?" Su Ran hesitated, "I heard that the last saint was burned to death by your own hands, Aweng?"
"Uh... yes, he is the great elder and is in charge of the sainthood system. He should do these things according to the ancestral teachings. However, Aweng will not do that to me. He likes me to be happy."
Su Ran nodded, it was actually quite good to have double standards both externally and internally.
"I heard that the previous saint had a daughter?"
"Daughter, where is she?"
"I dare not ask Aweng, he will get angry... Oh, how do I know about those old things? Well, I believe you will protect me, mua~ I will reward you."
"Is this the reward?"
"What else?"
"Wait a moment…"
Su Ran reached for her SLR from the bedside table and turned it on. Huh? In the recycling bin, she saw seven or eight photos of Xie Yinren's selfies... some cute photos at a 45° angle, photos of small feet, photos of long legs, etc.
They were all taken out of boredom when Su Ran didn't come back. She just didn't know that the deleted photos could be seen in the recycle bin.
Not bad, Su Ran restored it to the photo album.
He held the camera and pointed it at Xie Yinren.
"Reward with a photo."
"don't want."
"Then don't ask any more questions, I won't answer them."
"You...Okay, I agree. I'm really convinced by you."
I put down the shoulder strap with embarrassment and made a kacha sound to freeze the beautiful round photo.
Phew~
Xie Yinren breathed heavily and felt that his old face was so embarrassed.
Ahem...
The reply was serious and asked: "Second question, you have made our dormitory miserable. We will live together next semester. Fortunately, Jiangning doesn't care about anything. Aren't the four of us embarrassed?"
At this time, I really laughed out loud. I had thought about this question suddenly, but I didn't expect that it was Xie Yin who asked it. I couldn't help laughing, because I felt really embarrassed.
but……
"You're thinking too much, and you're not going to end up in a hurry."
"It's almost done if it's not finished yet, right?"
"Uh...you will be the third one soon."
"Let me go, I know you are having an affair with that little bitch Wanqing! That little bitch said to be wary of you every day, but in the end she fell into it first, double standard! Right?"
Xie Yin asked, Su Ran, uh... a woman's quarrel, he did not dare to speak.
"It's my fault. It's all my fault. I was too good to you."
"It was your fault in the first place. If you hadn't appeared, the four of us would have been so happy and carefree every day."
Sigh... As expected, it's all the man's fault in the end.
"Okay, then I'd better go."
"Don't leave."
Xie Yinren clamped his legs so that he could not move.
This move...yoyoyo, Su Ran was shocked, there's something about it.
"Anyway, when school starts next semester, you have to come to school to deal with the relationship on the day the four of us enroll. I don't care if you will be hacked to death by them."
"Okay, I will definitely come."
"real?"
"I can't lie to you. Don't worry. Are you still worried about what I'm doing?"
"I'll trust you once, but then you won't be allowed to play tricks, okay? Otherwise the four of us will go to Jiangning and kill you too."
Su Ran didn't think that far ahead, but Xie Yin and everyone thought that school would start next semester, so Su Ran naturally wanted to take a stand.
"Let's talk about it later."
Another procrastination trick.
"I'm so annoyed by you. You've made everything so messy."
But after all, it was caused by the five of us being too familiar with each other, so let’s not talk about it until the start of next semester.
Katcha!
Another welfare photo.
"Quickly, ask a few more questions."
"I won't ask anymore!"
"Oh, ask."
"you……"
Xie Yin was also speechless. Do you want to ask a question? This is obviously for taking pictures!
"Okay, okay, let me ask..."
Katcha! Another welfare photo.
"You hate it."
"Keep asking."
Katcha! Another welfare photo for both of them.
"I won't ask anymore, I'm so embarrassed."
"Ask 2 more questions."
Kacha kacha kacha...it's all the sound of the shutter button.
Well, these two are pretty good at playing.
OK! The second task is completed.
Xie Yinren looked at himself in the SLR and blushed, "You took me astray."
"No, they are quite beautiful. When you get older, looking at these photos will make you very touched by your younger self."
"That seems to be the case."
"Of course, what I'm thinking of is..."
"Don't talk!"
Xie Yinren suddenly put his index finger on Su Ran's lips.
Now is not the time to speak, it is the time to move your mouth.
Don't think too much, just do the crotch stuff first.
She rolled up her hair, and her cute childlike face gained a hint of sexiness. She grabbed Su Ran's hand and placed it on her conscience, closing her eyes and kissing it.
Su Ran has always been a man who doesn't know how to say no. He's lazy, too lazy to refuse, and too lazy to take the initiative, so just let Yin Ren's sister take her away. Isn't it a kind of enjoyment? Moreover, the experience of kissing is completely different from Xie Yin Ren's. It should be '
The effect of the saint's identity and blessing is very exciting, and I can't wait to take it on the spot.
In the cold winter, the bright moon shines through the small window with its wild white moonlight and shines on the bed.
"Su Ran."
"Isn't it too strange to be called by your name?"
"Husband~"
"Hahaha……"
"Childish ghost."
On the woman's fair and flawless back, the ancient totem - a phoenix bathed in flames - emerged little by little.
Hmm...it means that the preheating is almost done and the running-in period can begin.
At this time, the room was filled with the smell of hormones, and a biting cold wind blew in. Suddenly, the sound of a shotgun rang out from outside, resounding through the night sky.
"Boss Su, you climbed into the wrong window!"
An old man's vicissitudes of voice came into the saint's house from outside.
All the villagers stood outside the house holding torches, and the firelight illuminated the entire yard and filled the night sky.
in the house.
"Alas...it's really a long journey."
Even a man would be very unhappy when something like this happens before he even has time to take off his pants!
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