Fresh Department Shenhao

From all directions, everyone was shouting "Weizi, Weizi, Weizi..." and they were approaching with a tendency of encirclement.

Holy shit! What's going on?

Su Ran turned her head and stared at the 'netizen' next to her with wide eyes. Her toes were about to snap out of a courtyard?

He hesitated to speak, "Zi...what...Wei?" He answered in a negative way starting from the ideological point of view.

"Yes! My name is Ziwei, Xia Ziwei, Xia Ziwei from West Lake."

Shan Weizi was so embarrassed that she hugged her lips and said "Huh~" and blew her bangs. When Shan Weizi was still socially dead, it was unscientific. I really wanted to go back to the bedroom and shrink into the quilt. It was too wide.

Afraid.

He turned around and said to Liu Piaopiao with a smile: "Hello, aunt, my name is Ziwei. You have mistaken me for the person. Goodbye."

Turn around and 'abandon' Su Ran to bear the thunder, she is about to escape first.

The direction he was walking was towards Shan Zhentian. Seeing Shan Zhentian blocking the front, Shan Weizi gave her a look that seemed to say, 'Dad, your wife is making things difficult for me, do you also want to stop making things difficult for me?'

Shan Zhentian nodded, stepped back slightly, and made a congratulatory gesture.

Liu Piaopiao looked at this scene and thought to herself, isn't this girl always tough-talking? She asked you what your relationship is with Su Ran, but she didn't tell you, but she said, "If I knew Su Ran and had anything to do with him, I would jump down and fall to death. Let's eat."

Choked to death, hit by a car'

Oooh ooh~ It smells so good.

Liu Piaopiao stepped out of her cheongsam and walked down the stairs step by step, saying, "That Xia Ziwei by the West Lake, how could you be a coward and throw away your 'Erkang' and run away alone?"

Shan Weizi refused to listen and kept walking. When she reached the corner of the wall in front, she was no longer embarrassed.

Su Ran walked up to Liu Piaopiao and said, "Sister Piaopiao, is she your daughter?"

Su Ran was the least informed at this time. He had never met Shan Weizi. This person said her name was "Xia Ziwei". Is it true or was he joking? Su Ran didn't have the Eye of God, so he was a little confused.

Liu Piaopiao groaned: "Don't they all say she's not my daughter? How dare I admit it? Alas, I gave birth to her in vain."

Su Ran understood that the 'netizen' was her daughter Shan Weizi. I'll go. Is it such a coincidence?

Hiss~

Why on earth have I been a close friend with her online for more than a month?

We were talking about "scandalous girlfriend" with him in the building outside the building just now?

It's actually me?

Su Ran was dumbfounded, it wasn't that coincidental.

Shan Zhentian spoke: "Oh, Weizi, stop messing around and come back quickly. You brought Su Ran back. Why are you embarrassed? Come back quickly."

When everyone saw Shan Weizi's back, they sighed, turned around, returned to Liu Piaopiao, and called out: "Mom."

Su Ran looked at the mother and daughter and really wanted to slap herself to death. The mother and daughter were obviously carved out of the same 'beautiful mold', one girl version and the other mature woman version. Why didn't she find that they were exactly the same?

Mother and daughter flower, Janes.

Su Ran put on a smile and said: "Well... uh... now that your daughter is back, I'll take my leave."

Liu Piaopiao: "Hey, Su Ran, why are you so anxious? Don't leave in a hurry."

"The plane will be delayed, next time, next time."

Su Ran kept refusing. Just now in the yard, she had also slapped her chest and said, "I don't know your daughter!" How long has it been since she took her daughter home? If you stay a second longer, the misunderstanding will deepen.

Liu Piaopiao: "Stop! Didn't you say you wanted to paint? Now I'll let the old man paint it for you."

Su Ran still refused: "No, no, no, I haven't done anything well, so I don't have the dignity to do anything. Please lend me a favor."

Shan Zhentian took a step back again and made a farewell gesture.

Liu Piaopiao laughed and thought that these two people were really interesting. They both followed Shan Zhentian's path. She smiled and said: "Why haven't you completed it? You have completed the task."

"No, no, no, I don't, I don't, farewell."

"Hehehe... The one you like, the old man's favorite, isn't she the granddaughter? Why isn't it finished?"

"this……"

Su Ran froze.

The old man also froze, good guy, this young man is probably a bully, right? I was talking nonsense, and he brought back something he liked very soon, and it was my favorite - the granddaughter changed the painting?

What a cruel person!

Su Ran took a deep breath, paused, and turned around to explain: "Sister Piaopiao, you misunderstood. I have a girlfriend. I really have nothing to do with your daughter, right, Shan Weizi?"

Shan Weizi nodded vigorously: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, Su Ran and I really have nothing to do with each other. Su Ran, please call your girlfriend quickly, and everyone will know."

"Too."

Su Ran took out her mobile phone and dialed Liu Jinyu, and turned on the loudspeaker in a super Versailles manner.

Shan Weizi gave Liu Piaopiao a look, as if to say, let’s see how you still misunderstand, huh~

Dududu, the call is connected.

"Hey, what are you doing, brother? Why are you calling my sister?"

"Who am I to you?"

"You are my brother."

"Don't be kidding, I'm serious."

"I am also a serious brother. What is he if he is not my brother?"

"I'm talking about my boyfriend!"

"You are my brother."

Poof~Su Ran was killed in battle.

Liu Piaopian smiled.

Su Ran was embarrassed.

Damn it, I shouldn't always refer to myself as "sibling". Now Liu Jinyu is so involved in the drama that every time she does something, she keeps saying "Brother~no~"

"Oh, bye, I'm done."

"Okay, brother, I want my sister~"

"well……"

Hang up the phone and spank her when you get back.

Shan Weizi: "Your sister won't cooperate with you?"

Su Ran: "Oh... I feel numb."

Liu Piaopiao said: "The phone call has been made, and my sister has come out. Now please explain to you two, what is your relationship?"

Liu Piaopiao didn't force her to like the two of them and become a couple, but she just felt that when all the evidence was in front of her, why should she be secretive?

Or are you born in the 2000s, that’s all? When you fall in love, you look like you were born in the 1960s.

Our relationship...

The two said in unison.

Shan Weizi: "Friend."

Su Ran: "Netizen."

The two looked at each other and spoke at the same time again.

Shan Weizi: "Netizen."

Su Ran: "Stranger."

Shan Weizi: "Alas..."

Liu Piaopiao laughed: "Why, the relationship is getting stranger and stranger? Will you say that we don't know each other in the next second?"

Shan Weizi scratched her head: "Mom, we are really just ordinary friends."

"Oh, let me explain it," Su Ran took a step forward: "Sister Piaopiao, the thing is like this, your daughter wrote a dog food W on the Internet... Hmm..."

I'm going~

Before Su Ran finished speaking, Shan Weizi rushed up and covered his mouth, "Don't mention the novel! If you mention it, it will be your second social death. Do you understand? Please."

No one knows that Shan Weizi writes novels. This is just a hobby. If it were known that she had written a dog-food novel "Senior, You Come Down First", if the family knew about it, would they know how terrifying it would be?

First, the family immediately took out their mobile phones and searched for the novel online.

Then, the whole family entered her book club and began to greet netizens enthusiastically.

Then, the family would post on WeChat Moments to show off, "Our family Weizi has written a novel, please go and read it when you have time."

Finally, everyone in the world knew it. When family members met acquaintances, they would show off, "My Weizi can also write novels!"

Oh my god.

Shan Weizi was so embarrassed that sweat broke out on her forehead when she thought of this terrifying effect.

"Don't mention it, please."

Shan Weizi looked at Su Ran with pleading eyes.

Su Ran:......

Liu Piaopiao looked at the 'close' two people and clicked her tongue: "Look at how you are now. If you say you don't know each other, you won't even believe it! Shan Weizi, don't be sophistical. I'll ask you first, how do you behave every day?"

The netizens who are chatting on the Internet still show their aunty smile every time they chat, isn’t that Su Ran!”

"I admit it's Su Ran! But how can an aunt laugh!"

"Look at how you smile now."

Shan Zhentian, Shan Changqing: "It seems so!"

Poof~

Shan Weizi almost died from a mouthful of old blood.

Liu Piaopiao: "Let me ask you again, you just said you were having dinner with friends, was that Su Ran?"

"I admit it's Su Ran! But our relationship is not what you think!"

"What relationship do I think it has?"

"You know it in your heart."

"Okay, okay, you have a tough mouth, right? Then let me ask you, in that "Hundred Years of Phoenix Picture" you painted, which direction is the phoenix standing on the branch looking at?"

Shan Weizi answered frankly: "It comes from the peacock flying southeast, of course it is the southeast. Is this a big deal?"

Liu Piaopiao: "Then ask where Su Ran is from?"

Shan Weizi: "Su Ran, where are you from?"

Su Ran: "Don't ask, don't ask."

Shan Weizi: "Speak! You must speak clearly! If you cannot explain clearly, I can't swallow this breath!"

Su Ran: "Why bother you?"

Shan Weizi: "Must!"

Su Ran sighed and said, "I'm from Ninghai, Jiangning, Anyang."

Shan Weizi: "Look what's here?"

Liu Piaopiao didn't give her any nonsense, and directly called up the 'Evil Map' [West Lake - Anyang], Guo Degang's voice: [Departing for Anyang, please drive 1314.520 kilometers southeast!]

puff--

Is the mileage number toxic?

Liu Piaopiao gave the final blow: "I remember that the painting you painted was in this place, and this place is 1,314.520 kilometers away from Su Ran's hometown. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Shan Weizi, you are so disgusting~"

Shan Weizi was K.O. and struggled to death:

"Mom, you are being too serious. How can you translate a picture into reality? The number of kilometers is just a coincidence."

"And is it so important to face which way the head is facing? Yes! The artistic conception of the painting I painted was 'Peacock Flying to the Southeast'. The phoenix stood on the branch and looked to the southeast, like a woman waiting for her wishful husband.

.”

"...The phoenix in that painting did not fly away even if the birds below were looking at her. She would only fly away as long as her right man appeared?"

Definitely and resoundingly!

Hearing this, Su Ran thought to himself, damn it. At that time, he thought it was a pity that the painting was destroyed, so he re-conceived it, and the phoenix in that painting really flew away!

Moreover, Su Ran brought the painting and planned to return it to the Shan family.

I left the tea at her house just now, and I just remembered it now.

At this time, I saw something hidden behind Sister Piaopiao. It was probably the painting.

Su Ran quickly pulled Shan Weizi and asked her to "seek death"!

"Su Ran, why are you pulling me? Why can't I explain? Don't stop me. I want to explain clearly! To avoid being misunderstood!"

Su Ran: Alas...

Liu Piaopiao chuckled: "So if the phoenix spreads its wings and flies, you will admit it, right?"

"Yes! She flew away, I admit whatever you say!"

Shan Weizi thought that a painting could fly, but I didn't believe it.

At the same time, he gave Su Ran a look.

"Su Ran, we won this round!"

Su Ran: "Not necessarily."