From collapsed house idol to entertainment superstar

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The whole picture presents an extremely embarrassing taste...

"That's because I haven't had my hair removed! I'll have to remove my hair as soon as possible!"

The fat girl felt extremely wronged.

Li Xiuyuan seemed to have been patient for a long time and raised his voice, "Then let's remove the hair!"

"Eliminate it! It doesn't matter!"

"Get rid of it!"

"I will remove it! I will remove it for you now!"

The young lady next door seemed to have had enough laughter, so she turned her head away, supported her head with her hands, and secretly looked this way.

I saw the fat girl taking off her coat, revealing the sleeveless vest underneath. It was white and baggy, similar to the style that a charterer would wear when he goes to collect rent.

After another hard time holding back laughter, Hu Yan and her best friend looked at each other. We are professionals. No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh!

The fat girl then took out another ring from her satchel...

A circle of tape, while chanting something.

"I love you so much! I want to prove it to you!"

"Tear!"

She pulled away the tape, then raised her arm, revealing the creak...

The corners of Li Xiuyuan's eyes twitched, and he couldn't help but complain, "This is the Amazon forest!"

I secretly glanced at the young lady and best friend here, my eyes widened!

So...so lush...

"Aren't all girls like this in winter? I'm going to get rid of you right now! I can't break up with you except you!"

The fat girl gritted her teeth, put the tape on, and then...

"Ah~"

"Ha~uh~"

However, after tearing it several times, the fat girl grinned in pain and screamed repeatedly, but still could not tear it off.

The young lady next door was going crazy, her nostrils were slightly open, she turned her face away, her shoulders were shaking like a convulsion, and her best friend across from her was laughing so hard that she almost fell down.

"grass!"

The fat girl took a deep breath and tore off the tape.

He glanced at Li Xiuyuan and then at the tape in his hand, hesitating again and again.

"Damn it! Forget it! Let's divide!"

The fat girl put on her clothes and threw the tape in her hand directly on Li Xiuyuan.

"You just go there by yourself!"

Saying that, without looking back, he walked directly out of the coffee shop with his bag in hand.

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Ten minutes later, the young lady and best friend next to her finally adjusted themselves, but occasionally their eyes would glance at Li Xiuyuan, who was still sitting there playing with his mobile phone. Then the two girls said nothing, typing frantically on the mobile phone in their hands,

There is a silent exchange of information.

"Hey, Yuan'er, you've been waiting for me for a long time~"

Just when the girl next door thought the whole thing was over, another accident happened.

Another beautiful lady with big waves came and sat opposite Li Xiuyuan.

The girl next door and my best friend looked at each other, with big doubts hidden in their small eyes.

Who is this woman?

"Meimei, let's break up!"

The emotionless killer Li Xiuyuan is online again.

!!!!

Hu Yan and her girlfriend across from him were stunned for a moment.

Two...two girlfriends?

The beauty with big waves spoke up, "What are you talking about! I'm Akko!"

"Then...Ake! Let's break up!"

The two young ladies next to me were already numb from laughter, but they still tried hard to maintain basic courtesy and endured it with all their strength.

"I have another girlfriend! Let's break up!"

Who would have expected that this big wave would also be neat and tidy, "Okay! Let's divide! Anyway, I have other boyfriends!"

Got it! Feelings are the exchange of blows between the King of the Sea and the Queen of the Sea!

The two young ladies, who have almost recovered, have raised their laughter threshold, but their ears are still perked up. The bloody plot is too over the top.

"But! Give me your watch back! I bought it!"

Da Lang said confidently.

Li Xiuyuan was a bachelor, so he took off the watch in his hand and placed it directly on the table.

"Take it! Take it!"

"And your sweatshirt! I bought it too! Give it back to me!"

Li Xiuyuan took off his sweatshirt neatly and threw it directly to Da Lang.

"Take it! Take it!"

The big waves still didn't stop.

"I bought this T-shirt for you too!"

Li Xiuyuan subconsciously touched his last piece of clothing, but immediately froze.

Do you really want this?

There is no mention of this in the script!

The beauty with big waves was also extremely tough, she stood up directly and urged.

"Give it to me quickly!"

Li Xiuyuan's throat trembled and he swallowed.

Damn it, this guy A Zhi must have added to the drama without telling me...

The two young ladies next to them held their heads with their hands, and their eyes hidden under the seams of their hands looked at Li Xiuyuan curiously to see how he planned to end it.

Then the next scene shocked their eyes.

Da Lang went directly to pick up Li Xiuyuan's clothes!!!

Li Xiuyuan was dumbfounded. He was like a corpse. The big-wavy beauty pulled the hem of his clothes up to his neck, revealing half of his shirtless body.

"Damn it! I can't take it off! Forget it! Give it to you!"

The beautiful lady with big waves angrily hugged her sweater and walked away on her high heels.

Li Xiuyuan was completely devastated and put on the clothes that had been pulled up to his neck like a ravaged little daughter-in-law.

Just when the two young ladies thought it was over...

In the backstage cubicle of the coffee shop not far away, Ding Zhi looked at the monitor with a smile on his face, as if he was still thinking about something.

Obviously, Li Xiuyuan had already communicated and cooperated with the coffee shop accordingly before filming this show.

The other members looked at the picture on the monitor and were all laughing. They really didn't expect that Li Xiuyuan's acting skills were so good and he could be called a cold-faced comedian.

"Brother Zhi! I'm going to fuck you, right?"

A little girl wearing glasses asked timidly.

The first two actresses and girls who were socially awkward were actually Li Xiuyuan's Internet celebrity friends, but this little girl with glasses was actually the operator of Li Xiuyuan's new team, and she was here to make up the numbers.

"No, you don't have to go, I have someone else."

"ah?"

Ding Zhi said and looked to the other side.

Xiaopang was suddenly startled, eh eh eh! What are you looking at me for?

"Little Fatty! Come on!"

"No! Absolutely impossible! Even if you kill me, I won't go!"

“This month’s bonus is doubled!”

"Brother Zhi! Are you looking down on me?"

"Another three thousand!"

"Brother Zhi! What's the line? I actually love acting. The show is as big as the sky!"

Just like that, Xiaopang, who was strong-willed and loved to perform, after a few instructions from Ding Zhi, took the stage with great vigour.

Li Xiuyuan on the other side was waiting a little puzzled. It was clear that there was a "girlfriend" who would appear in the script.

"Dear~"

!!!

The young lady next to her was horrified to see an extremely strong body walking in with her waist twisted.

Li Xiuyuan's hand hidden under the table trembled...

Ding Zhi, this bastard...

Both parties sit down.

The young lady next to her looked a little surprised.

What?

Are there any men?

Ding Zhi's voice came from Li Xiuyuan's hidden microphone, "Follow the original script."

He could only forcefully smile.

"Ajian!"

"What's the matter?"

"Let's... let's break up!"

"Ah~ why!"

Xiaopang's voice is still the same as before, but with the tone and pauses, it has a slightly feminine tone.

"Because...because I'm impotent..."

"Pfft~"

The coffee from the girl next to her mouth sprayed directly on the table, and she quickly took out a paper towel to wipe it.

Her best friend next door was almost dying of laughter.

Xiaopang's voice was still brisk, "It's okay, it's okay, I don't mind!"

Li Xiuyuan also entered the state at this time and became involved in the plot.

"You know, if I lose this function, we will... just..."

However, looking at Xiaopang's round face and the beard that hasn't been shaved for many days, the following lines are still a bit stuck, but combined with the entire scene, they seem quite appropriate.

"It's really okay! I'm very healthy! If it doesn't work, we can just change our positions!"

"No, no, no!"

Li Xiuyuan's eyes finally turned frightened.

Because Xiaopang stood up and walked towards him.

"I'm very healthy! If you don't believe me, I can give you health!"

As the little fat boy walked, he made a gesture to unbuckle his belt.

"No! No! Damn it!"

Li Xiuyuan was completely dumbfounded and rushed over to stop him.

The two young ladies on one side had completely given up resistance, laughing as if they were nodding geese, and made a series of goose noises.