From Fist Wisdom Blade To Muscle Daming King
Chapter 347: No matter what, you will die, I quit!
"Teacher, didn't you find the killer substitute?"
Not long after seeing Leng Kong leaving, he took Iqi back quickly. Er Qiao, who was checking the driver's injury, turned around and asked,
"already dead!"
Leng Kong: "How are they?"
"One is dead, and the other is about to die!"
Er Qiao shook his head, "But one thing is strange. There is no water in the desert. How did he drown in the water?"
"Not surprising, the killer's substitute is water flow."
Leng Kong's eyes slid down and he stared at Iqi. Sensing the dangerous sight, the puppy's hair exploded instantly.
"I'll give you a ride and pick up the two of you, paparazzi. Next, you have to work hard for me!"
"Woof woof woof"
Iqi stuck out his tongue, with a flattering face, but he was secretly complaining in his heart.
"Can this be blamed on me?"
"I live in a pack of wild dogs with hundreds of brothers, wives and concubines, and I live a happy life."
"In the end, he showed a little bit of his abilities, and he was caught and locked up in a cage by that fried chicken boy."
"And I didn't want to come here, they forced me here."
"Humanity?"
"I bother!"
After Leng Kong turned around, Iqi spat fiercely on the ground. After seeing Bobo, his eyes flashed fiercely and he rushed forward with his teeth bared.
If I remember correctly, this bastard just stole its chewing gum!
You're out of luck!
If you don’t dare to provoke a strong person, you will take it out on someone who can bully you. This is not only true for people, but also for dogs!
"Woof woof woof woof,"
"What the hell, why are you here again?"
"You are the only one who dares to bully me, right?"
Bobo didn't want his hair style to be ruined again, and he didn't want to eat shit anymore, so he swung his long legs and ran for his life.
"Send the seriously injured driver to the hospital first. As for the dead one, we can only wait for the SPW people to deal with it."
Er Qiao called the SPW Foundation and told them the crash location, then quickly walked towards the city ahead with the stern man carrying a mouthful of blood on his back.
Aswang!
The first city Leng Kong and others arrived in Egypt was Aswan. Going up the Nile River, the top was Cairo, where Dio was.
Aswan, Abu Simbel Temple,
A kid with lofty hair that could have increased his height by at least 3 centimeters was squatting under a big tree in the scenic area, flipping through a comic book with poor drawing skills.
"Hey, it's so rare. Are there comic books in Egypt?"
When a tourist saw the comic book in the child's hand, he immediately became curious and kindly handed the snack in his hand to the child.
"Kid, do you want snacks?"
"Kaka."
The child ate it very well, and it didn’t have the meaning of the bird cartoonist at all.
"Excuse me, can you show me your comic book?"
"I forgot to mention, I am a professional cartoonist (Araki?) who travels to collect stories. I am very interested in unique books and comics!"
Seeing the children taking the snacks and starting to eat them, the tourists could only take the initiative to speak out and hand over the binoculars.
"In exchange, I can also lend you my binoculars to play with!"
The child looked very introverted. He took the telescope and handed over the comic book, but still didn't say a word.
"The adventures of brothers Oying and Boinger.?"
The cartoonist looked at the title on the cover and slowly opened the comic book.
"Hey, this style is very rare!"
"The printing quality is also surprisingly good. The most important thing is full color?"
Looking at the childlike compositions on the page, the cartoonist exclaimed,
As we all know, because coloring is time-consuming, most comics are not colored, and some outrageous cartoonists directly publish rough drawings.
The cartoonist was amazed and began to appreciate the content of the cartoon again.
Somewhere, there was a pair of very good brothers, the elder brother was Oyinger and the younger brother was Poyinger.
But the younger brother Poyinge is very introverted and can't do anything as long as his brother Oinge is not around.
One day, when his brother Oinge was out, Poinger met a traveler. This man was very enthusiastic about Poinger. He not only gave him snacks, but also lent him his binoculars to play with.
So Poinger had a lot of fun.
But the passenger stuck his head on a telephone pole and died!
"What a strange cartoon. Do Egyptians like to read this kind of cartoon?"
"And it's so strange. I won't go into details. Why are there still blank pages at the end? Is this a book with missing pages?"
The cartoonist was completely unaware that apart from the self-introductions of the two brothers, the rest of the content was a true portrayal of himself.
"However, it is really a comic with wonderful charm!"
"By the way, can you sell this comic to me?"
Although it is a book with missing pages, as a professional cartoonist, the tourists still feel an alluring charm from the book.
"My brother's comic books are not for sale, get out of here!"
At this time, a tall young man with an evil appearance appeared behind Poinger. His triangular hanging eyes exuded a strong aura of violence.
"Clam?"
The cartoonist was so frightened that he dropped the comic book and ran away.
"Brother, didn't I tell you not to talk to strangers?"
Oyinge thoughtfully helped his brother pick up the comic book and said softly: "This world is full of bad people!"
"Hey, is there anyone else getting on the bus?"
At this time, the conductor of the scenic bus began to shout loudly, "The bus to Aswan is leaving soon!"
"Well, is it time yet?"
Hearing the sound, Oyinger put his younger brother on his shoulders and strode towards the train, "Master Dio came with a message saying that those guys have arrived in Aswan, and we have to get there as soon as possible, haha."
But when Poinger handed the comic book to him, Oinger's smile immediately froze on his face.
"Well, let's wait for the next bus!"
The content of the last page of the cartoon is shockingly the scene where the cartoonist’s head was stuck on a telephone pole due to a car accident!
After Boinger and the Oinger brothers got on the next bus and entered Aswan, they easily found Leng Kong and others according to the comic content.
Found!
Those four hateful enemies and the traitor Horhos are just ahead!
They were discussing the route ahead to Cairo.
So I drank the poisonous black tea in a moment of relaxation!
"elder brother."
After reading the new content in the comic book, Oying handed the book to his brother.
"Well, that means we just need to poison it, right?"
A sinister smile appeared on Oying's face: "Brother, with your comic book substitute that can predict the future, and my hundred-faced substitute, our brothers are invincible! Haha."
Bang!
After making the plan, the owner of the roadside cafe was the first to be attacked. Oyinge sneaked behind him and knocked the pan to the ground.
The younger brother Poinger dragged the unconscious boss into the back warehouse with force.
"Is this the store?"
After cleaning up the blood stains, Oyinge flipped through his brother's comic book to compare the contents.
"Um!"
Poinger nodded affirmatively: "The prophecy made by my substitute 'God of Books' will definitely come true!"
"Well, no!"
Oyinge suddenly discovered that another page of content had been added at the back. When he opened it, his pupils dilated instantly.
‘What’s wrong, brother! "
Seeing that his brother's reaction was wrong, Poinger asked urgently.
"look!"
Oying handed the book to his brother,
After the muscle monster among the enemies entered the teahouse, he first glanced meaningfully at his brother dressed as a waiter. His nose twitched and he smelled the bloody smell left when the boss fell to the ground.
Bang!
My brother’s head exploded!
Got slapped to death by a muscle monster!
"This person is so scary!"
Poinger looked at the blood on the screen in horror, his calves trembling.
"fine!"
Oyinge cheered: "It must be that I didn't clean it just now. I'll go to the toilet to find a toilet cleaner and clean it again."
Scrub, scrub, scrub!
The Oying brothers transformed into cleaners and wiped the place where the boss had just fallen until it was shiny.
"It should be fine now!"
Poinger confirmed, pretending to be an adult.
"Read the comic book first!"
When it comes to his own life, his brother Oyinge is more cautious.
"It's changed, the content has changed!"
When he turned to the last page, Poinger's little mouth suddenly opened up, but only half of it, and then immediately froze, because...
Because the changed content is like this:
After the muscle monster among the enemies entered the teahouse, he first glanced meaningfully at his brother dressed as a waiter. His nose twitched and he smelled the bloody smell left by the boss in the warehouse.
elder brother
The head exploded again!
"Damn, is your nose so sharp?"
Oyinge went into the warehouse and bandaged his boss's injury to prevent further bleeding, and then transformed into a cleaner again.
After scratching the skin on his hands, he gasped and looked at his brother, "Is this okay?"
"No!"
Poinger shook his head in horror: "The content still hasn't changed!"
"Still unchanged?"
Oyinge rubbed his face nervously, and his eyes accidentally turned to the flour placed in the warehouse, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Then tear off the flour and directly cover the boss with several layers of flour.
Poinger reminded in a low voice: "Brother, will he die if he does this?"
"Oh yes!"
Oyinge quickly moved the boss's nostrils to let him breathe.
Don't look at how evil he looks, he is still shouting that he wants to kill Leng Kong and his group of people.
But in fact, if you look at the comic book with only a few pages, you will know that the two brothers are just fledgling youngsters.
The reason why they dared to kill Leng Kong and others was because they were bewitched by Dio. But if it were other ordinary people, they would not be able to kill them because of their instincts, because they were only bewitched by Dio to kill Joestar and his group.
"It's changed, it's starting to change!"
Poinger screamed when he saw the content began to twist and change.
"I knew it would work!"
"Cover it with several layers of flour, and now even the dog's nose can't smell it!"
"Haha. I'm so smart!"
Oyinge, who was also stained white by flour, finally let go of his worries. If his brother's comics hadn't predicted the future, he would have died twice. Who wouldn't be nervous?
"But it doesn't seem to have changed!"
However, his brother's words made him feel worried again.
"what happened?"
"If you don't say it has changed, why do you say it hasn't changed?"
Oyinge looked at the comic book anxiously.
After the muscle monster among the enemies entered the teahouse, he first glanced meaningfully at his brother dressed as a waiter, and then sat down calmly, but the puppy squatting at his feet kept barking into the warehouse.
Don't be slapped in the face too quickly!
Oyinge said just now that even a dog's nose couldn't smell it, but now Ichi could smell it.
Content continues,
The broom head among the enemies opened the warehouse and found the boss who was seriously injured and unconscious.
My brother’s head exploded again!
"Ma Dan, is it over yet?"
After dying three times in a short period of time, Oyinge's mentality exploded.
"This man is too scary!"
"Brother, why don't we go home!"
The voice of his younger brother Poinger already sounded like crying.
"Is he scarier, or is Master Dio scarier?"
Oyinge had only seen the cold sky in comics, but Dio and his two brothers had faced it in person, and the cold and terrifying aura could definitely scare anyone to death.
"Don't worry, I threw the person into the garbage room, right?"
Oyinge picked out the boss, rushed to the last room, and threw him directly into the smelly kitchen garbage pile.
Now the stench is covering it up, so even if a ghost comes, you won’t be able to smell it!
"Changed, changed again!"
"I am indeed very witty!"
Hearing his brother's cry of joy, Oyinge finally smiled.
"But brother, your head seems to have exploded again!"
But his brother's next words gave him another heart attack, and he almost died suddenly on the spot.
"Fuck, it's not over yet!"
Oyinge grabbed the comic book,
After the muscle monster among the enemies entered the teahouse, he first glanced meaningfully at his brother dressed as a waiter, then sat down calmly, and the puppy squatting at his feet also jumped on the chair and prepared to eat like a human.
But after the muscle monster drank the poisonous black tea, his eyebrows furrowed, and his brother's head exploded again!
"I quit!"
"How can we play if we are going to die anyway?"
"Woo."
Oyinge collapsed, squatting in the corner with his tall body and holding his head, and began to cry bitterly.
"Is that person okay?"
Jotaro asked after seeing Er Qiao coming out of the hospital, waiting outside.
"Barely saved a life."
Er Qiao shook his head, "For stand-ins, ordinary people are too fragile."
Later, after discovering that Leng Kong and Bobo were missing, he asked again: Where did the teacher and Bobo go? "
"Where else can we go?"
"Let's go find some delicious food!"
Jotaro pursed his lips toward the street ahead.
Sure enough, when the two of them walked around the corner, they saw Leng Kong and Bobo each carrying a big plate and clearing away roadside snacks.
But Leng Kong was eating for himself, while Bobo was feeding the dog Iqi.
Is this really a shit shovel?
"Well, you guys caught up!"
Seeing Jotaro and Er Qiao, Bobo seemed to have seen a savior and immediately shouted hello.
"Woof woof woof"
Seeing that his servant was not paying attention to the food, Iqi looked at Bobo's broom head and was about to move it again.
"Got it, asshole!"
Bobo impatiently picked up a fragrant egg tart and threw it into the air. Iqi jumped up and took it into his mouth, while Bobo himself picked up a piece of mutton with a slightly spicy smell and stuffed it into his mouth.
This is what Iqi doesn’t want to eat.
This damn dog is a very picky eater. He won't even touch the food he doesn't like, but he can't even touch the food he likes. Otherwise, he will pull his hair and fart.
"Mad, even the dogs won't eat, so it's my turn to eat?"
Bobo felt that his status had plummeted since this dead dog arrived.
But who told him to care about his hairstyle? He was defeated again!
"There are many cafes in front, why don't you go get some drinks to quench your thirst?"
Bobo doesn’t want to feed the dog anymore.
"Okay, but which one should I go to?"
The temperature in the desert is hot and dry, and Er Qiao also agrees.
"Look at me!"
Bobo handsomely popped out his cigarette holder and pointed the sparkling cigarette butt straight at the cafe where the Oying brothers were. If he were in Singapore, he would have to be fined again.
"This is it!"
Bobo, completely unaware that he was littering, led the way towards the cafe.
"don't want!"
"do not come!"
"Don't come over here!"
Seeing Bobo and his men walking towards him, Brother Oying, who was squatting at the door of the cafe and peering around, immediately made a sound of fear.
"what to do?"
"Brother, what should I do?"
"That pervert who likes headshots is coming!"
The younger brother Poinger shrank into a ball in fear. He didn't want to lose his brother!
Originally, the brothers had given up on the assassination and were preparing to run away.
But just when he ran to the door, he saw Leng Kong sweeping up delicious food on the roadside. Thinking that if they met, he would be shot in the head, Oyinge immediately retreated with his younger brother.
"what to do?"
"What should we do now?"
Oyinge was also trembling all over.
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