From Fist Wishing Blade to Muscle King Ming

Chapter 349 Bastard, Where Are You Inserting Me?

Chapter 349 Bastard, where are you inserting me?

Author: Nai He Nai He Tian

Chapter 349 Bastard, where are you inserting me?

"Broken?"

"It broke so easily?"

"Isn't it said that it is a peerless sword made of rare minerals?"

“Why is the texture so crispy?”

Leng Kong also saw that this sword was known as a peerless sword, so he wanted to test its hardness.

If the quality is acceptable, it can be used to pretend to be a swordsman.

While the enemy was still waiting for him to draw his sword, his fist had already touched his face.

And the swordsman is pretty good too.

After all, when people hear about weird muscles or something, they think it’s barbaric!

And swordsman is synonymous with handsome!

I will be perfectly transformed from a muscular monster into a hard, thick and handsome handsome guy!

But what a pity!

The so-called peerless sword is not pure enough and not hard at all!

I just exerted my strength and then stopped immediately. It was completely a parallel import!

"crisp?"

"You say I'm fragile?"

"Asshole, do you know how strong you are?"

"Dry!"

"And if it hadn't been for those bastard experts in the museum messing around, how could I have been broken by you so easily?"

Anubis was depressed.

What it hates most now is not the cold sky, but those so-called cultural relics protection experts!

Ma Dan, it’s okay if you don’t protect it, but if you protect it, its purity will drop a few pieces!

Anubis feels that it is great that he can still maintain his current strength after being protected by a museum for decades.

As we all know, the cultural relics were in good condition before the experts came. Once the experts came, the protected cultural relics would at least peel off their skin, or in worse cases, be completely unrecognizable.

Cangzhou Iron Lion: "Uuuuu. Just call my name!"

"But you just... broke it off!"

Leng Kong stabbed Anubis's body and mind again, then put his palm on the back of the sword and shook it slightly, shaking the hilt out of the young man's hand.

"What happened?"

"I killed someone?

"And it was my father who killed him?"

"Ahhh."

The magic sword left his body, his consciousness returned to its original state, and the memory of massacring his father and uncle emerged from his mind, and the boy screamed in terror.

"devil!"

"The devil lives in this sword!"

When his eyes touched the Sword of Anubis again, it was like seeing a terrifying demon running away.

"No, don't run away?"

"If you want to run, take me with you!"

"What would I do if you ran away?"

Seeing the host abandoning his sword and escaping, Anubis became depressed.

It is a sword. Although it has the ability to stand in as a substitute, if there is no host, it will still be the same sword and will not move!

"Okay, now let's talk about it, what is Dior's power beyond all else?"

"I'm so horny!"

"Ha ha."

Leng Kong held the half-remaining sword in his right hand, flicked the sword with his left hand, and returned to the ship in small steps.

"Hungry and thirsty?"

"Ha ha."

"It's a pity you don't have a chance!"

A dog-headed shadow suddenly appeared from the sword, and rushed towards Leng Kong's brain with a wild laugh!

If the host is gone, just find another one. This is its core ability.

Moreover, considering how powerful this muscle monster is, as long as he can control his physical body, what Jonathan and Jotaro can't just kill him casually?

"Ha ha."

"You're mine now!"

The dog-headed Anubis spoke the mantra that Leng Kong used when harvesting his body.

"Ideological body?"

"I'm familiar with this! Haha."

Leng Kong narrowed his eyes slightly, and the shadow of his soul came out of his body, and his soul body was holding a 4-meter-long samurai sword in his hand.

"Desperate!"

Alas!

Ten knives in one second, the body of the dog's head appeared in the body of ten deep knife marks in an instant,

"How is it possible?"

"How could you attack my soul virtual shadow?

"This is the Master Dior can't do it!"

Anubis sprayed the essence (the soul without blood) and condensed into a substantial body to dissipate quickly. After nearly transparent, stop the jet and return to the knife body.

Cord

As an alternative living body, the soul is the basic of Anbis. After a large amount of essence is lost, the sword body also bursts out of cracks.

Ka. Capton!

Finally broke it directly.

"Am I too hard?"

"Wouldn't it be killed directly?"

After seeing the Anbis sword cracking for a while, only the long -fingers' body was stuck on the handle, and the cold air suddenly covered her face.

"Yes, it's a little hard.!"

After Anbis was broken into two sections, the sword body was even more crispy, and then she was chopped, and the sword body was almost gone.

"Are you fed?"

"Don't die!"

"You haven't told me how strong Dior is?"

Cold and anxious, but he bounced with the only sword body left in Anbis, and he really dared not work hard.

"Don't play"

Anubis's extremely weak voice, quietly: "Bounce again, my last body is about to collapse."

"Yo, haven't you died yet?"

"Okay, very good! Haha"

Cold empty painful retracting the finger.

"teacher"

Seeing the cold empty smile and returning, Er Qiao immediately asked, "What is so happy?"

"This sword said that Dior is very strong, I am very excited!"

"This day is hopeful again, haha."

The broken sword with a handle left with a handle was smiled coldly.

"Dior?"

Talking about this, Er Qiao was struggling, and I couldn't care about the fear of being cold and crazy, and the body quickly came over.

"What does it say?"

"What is Dior's ability?"

"I don't know yet, it only says that Dior's alternate" world "is a powerful beyond the world's capabilities."

"Is this very interesting?"

"Ha ha."

Er Qiao asked: "Haven't you said it yet? Don't let me ask him? I'm familiar with this!"

"Can!"

Cold empty hand to Erqiao, "Be careful, this stuff is very crispy, slightly stronger, it is scattered."

"crisp?"

"Your whole family is crispy!"

When I heard it cold, it was a little bit stronger and it was scattered. Anbis hid in the sword of the residual.

Dead abnormal!

Who can compare with you?

wipe!

"It's okay, I have a sense!"

Er Qiao took the sword, and deliberately sink into the river to wash away the stains.

"Bastard, where do you insert me?"

"I don't know if I am seriously created now, dipping water will rust, idiot!"

Anubis feels that Erjo is more reliable than experts in the museum, and after knowing that cold empty does not want to die, he immediately pretended to be again.

"Remember, first use the superior deer skin to wipe my body heat, and then use a cotton yarn to apply a little sword oil to apply my whole body evenly, wait for three minutes, and then continue to massage my whole body with deer skin.

My body is hot. "

"This can better remove the blade surface impurities and make me better attract substances such as calcium."

"The question hasn't answered yet, you just want to enjoy it first?"

Seeing a sword is more enjoyable than myself. Er Qiao's eyelids are shook, but it is related to Dior, but it is still unhappy, softly,

"It's okay to enjoy it!"

"Tell me the ability of Dior, I will give you a full set."

Anubis's voice was loud: "Stop your delusions. I, Anubis, will never betray others even if I die."

"You won't betray others even if you die?"

"Hehe. I just like guys with strong bones!"

Er Qiao took the hilt of the sword and sank into the water again,

"I heard that water will rust?"

"How about I sink you to the bottom of the Nile?"

"Oh, are you scaring me?"

Anubis was very guilty and had a loud voice.

"What do you think?"

Er Qiao released his palm and the sword hilt sank rapidly.

"don't want!"

"No!"

"Get me, get me up, I'll say it. I'll say anything!"

Seeing that Erqiao really dared to let go, Anubis panicked. It didn't want to sink in the mud at the bottom of the river forever and never see the light of day.

What's more, under the corrosion of water, there is no forever, and his remaining body will be completely rusted in a few days.

"Wouldn't it be better if I said this earlier?"

Er Qiao turned his wrist, and the thin vines tied to the sword hilt were quickly retracted, and Anubis was pulled out of the water again.

"Dior."

Anubis greedily took two breaths of fresh air and said cautiously, "Master Dio's "world" can stop the world from spinning, so it is impossible for you to defeat him!"

"Stop the world?"

Er Qiao asked in confusion: "What do you mean?"

"Literally, the world can pause time!"

Anubis was shocked by the power of "The World", and only then did Dio surrender, so that he could know the true power of "The World"!

"Time paused?"

"impossible!"

Er Qiao lost his composure and screamed, "How could such an outrageous substitute appear?"

Also of the Joestar bloodline, his grandson Jotaro's awakened Platinum Star is invincible. Dio, who occupies his grandfather's body, possesses Time Stop. How come he, caught in the middle, is a purple hermit?

What's going on?

Playing against, right?

"I told you the information, believe it or not, now go find a deerskin and wipe my body for me."

Anubis said and added, "Remember, you want the best deerskin!"

"Okay, just wait at the bottom of the river!"

"Maybe there's some fine deerskin floating over here!"

Er Qiao let go and didn't help Vine this time.

Wave!

The water surface splashed open and the sword hilt sank straight down.

"Asshole, you are trying to burn bridges by crossing the river!"

"No. No!"

"It will get rusty. I only have so much left in my body that I can't hold on!"

"I don't want the whole set anymore, fish me up, fish me up!"

"Asshole, stop the boat and fish for me!"

"asshole!"

"Shameless villain!"

"asshole!"

"You Joestars are all assholes!"

Seeing the bottom of the boat floating further and further on the water with no intention of stopping, Anubis, who was sinking at the bottom of the river, was furious.

He didn't expect that Er Qiao, Da Qiao's grandson, could have such a low character. He had said well before that as long as he revealed the information about Master Dio, he would be given a full set of information. As a result,

As a result, as soon as he revealed the information, he lay down at the bottom of the river?

What is this thing called?

Didn’t Master Dior say that Da Qiao was a true gentleman?

Why is his grandson so virtuous?

No, you still have to save yourself!

The transparent dog head emerged from the hilt of the sword, staring intently at the fish in the water.

"Hey little fishes, come over here!"

"I have some good stuff here!"

"Come here, just touch me lightly!"

The little fish didn't hear Anubis's enthusiastic call. Instead, he felt that the location was extremely cold and emitted a strong sense of ominousness. He flicked his tail and disappeared in an instant.

"Tch, don't be afraid, I still have Brother Crab!"

Seeing that the little fish was so ignorant, Anubis turned his attention to a few crabs with claws and teeth.

"Oh, brother crab over there, please take me to the shore?"

"I'll give you something delicious!"

call out!

The crab's senses were not bad either, and he ran away with two large pincers.

"Hey wait"

"Brother Crab, don't abandon me!"

Anubis upgraded from younger brother to older brother, but still failed to keep the crabs.

"Help!"

"Help!"

"If this keeps up, I'll be rusty in just two days!"

Time passes, the bottom of the dead river

God Anubis, slowly stop thinking!

Its last thought was that the local fish and crabs were too indifferent and completely devoid of any human touch!

At this time, Leng Kong and others had followed the river to the city of Luxor in the middle of the Egyptian mainland, which was also called the city of Thebes in the ancient Egyptian era.

Er Qiao casually docked the boat on a remote river bank, "Let's go to the city to rest for a night. I can't help but want to go to the toilet."

"bathroom?"

When talking about the toilet, Bobo frowned instantly: "There won't be pig heads in the toilet here, right?"

"How is that possible?"

"Customs vary from place to place. Pigs are not raised under toilets here."

Er Qiao waved his hand easily, showing that he understood, and then jumped ashore to find the toilet.

"Oh, My, God!"

Then everyone faintly heard his screams from behind.

It turns out that Egyptian toilets in the wild not only don’t have pig heads, they don’t even have water. They just dig a hole in the sand and put a plastic board around it to cover it.

As soon as Er Qiao entered the toilet, he saw the wind rolling the shit stick out of the pit, then flying out of the toilet on his heels, and finally drifting away in the wind.

Because the air is dry, the toilets here are not flush-type but air-blown!

The most important thing is that there is a bucket of sand where the paper is placed.

What does this mean?

Are you using sand to wipe your butt?

Fuck!

People say that you can eat mountains if you rely on mountains, and you can eat sea if you rely on sea. Egypt relies on sand, so sand can also be used?

Outrageous!

It’s so off the mark!

"never mind!"

"I'd better endure it and wait until I get to the hotel."

Er Qiao felt that his aging bladder could endure it any longer.

"Um?"

"What is this?"

After leaving the toilet, Er Qiao discovered that there was an electric socket installed on a lonely stone pillar.

"Is it for charging tourists?"

"But does this thing have electricity?"

Er Qiao looked left and right, but he couldn't find any wires coming through.

"An old electrician once said that if there is electricity or not, you can tell by just touching it!"

Sizzling

"Oh my god, you electrocuted me!"

"Are there wires connected to the ground?"

A certain idiot was knocked to the ground by the electric shock, and he was still thinking about where the electric shock came from.

"The more untouchable something is, the more people want to touch it! Hehe."

After Er Qiao left, a graceful white-haired girl wearing a red hoodie, a short skirt and black stockings made a complaint.

Then he snapped his fingers happily, and the electrical plugboard on the stone pillar disappeared.

"When we get here, it's not far from Luo. It probably takes less than two days to get there."

After booking the room, everyone sat in the restaurant to order food. On the way, Er Qiao spoke.

"We will face the final Dio soon. Let's have a good night's rest today and prepare for the battle!"

"that.?"

Emperor Horhos, who had a very low sense of presence, suddenly raised his hand,

"That Dior's ability is known."

"But how can you solve it when he stops?"

"This ability feels very unskilled. After the time is suspended, I am afraid that we don't even know how to die.

"Or are you still scattered?"

"Otherwise, once you do not kill Dior, Dior will definitely kill me."

Er Qiao looks like a bamboo: "Rest assured, this is easy to solve!"

"It's easy to solve when stopping?"

Hemishas didn't believe it at all, and I felt that Erqiao was flickering himself.

"Um!"

Er Qiao nodded confidently,

"The ability to stop is no solution, but Dior is a vampire, which is easy to solve. You must know that the vampire I solved is not 1,000, and there are three hundred, the weakness is too obvious."

Cheng Taro raised his head: "Old man, what can you do?"

"The method is to attack during the day!"

"So simple?"

"Simple? Haha"

Er Qiao laughed, "This is because there are hormones. Without him, we cannot determine the specific location of Dior, nor the time to encounter him."

"With Holsus, we can be fully prepared before fighting with Dior."

"I will let Dior know that the times have changed, and the vampire can't hide it!"

"In this way, let me make a phone first and prepare the firepower. Haha."

Speaking, Erqiao borrowed a phone call from the hotel, and then asked the SPW Foundation to contact Cairo's local underground organization to prepare a large amount of gasoline, firearms and cannons.

The words in front of him were not arrogant, but to prepare to bomb Dior directly with the shell -shell plowing ground during the daytime.

In the end, he was going to play big!

(This chapter is finished)

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