From Goblin To Goblin God

"You guys always urge me to get married. Are you drunk today? Are you talking nonsense?"

One-eyed Owl put his hands on his waist and looked at them with inexplicable amusement.

Before, he was so weird and weird, but he had never really enjoyed the happiness of human beings.

He was often angry.

Georgia looked a little embarrassed, "That's what I said, but big sister, you have to choose a suitable husband."

"Why, I think this guy is good and should be able to satisfy me."

One-eyed Owl slowly walked behind Lin Tian.

He slapped his butt hard.

It made Lin Tian shudder.

Osius looked at him and shook his head, "This boy looks so weak. If you use force on the bed, you will squeeze him into a pulp, right?"

"Yes, yes, the big sister is usually not strong or weak, and she will tear down the guild at any time."

"Boy, I advise you to be honest and marry a few soft and tender little wives. You can't control the big sister!"

"Are you really not afraid that the big sister will twist you off with force?"

Everyone echoed.

Either persuading or threatening.

But Lin Tian is very confident in this aspect. Once the goblin's ability is activated, the one-eyed owl will be obedient no matter how strong it is.

The kind that can't exert any force even if you want to.

Then he said, "My wish will not change. In fact, I have fallen deeply in love with Big Sister since I saw her for the first time yesterday morning."

"I called Big Sister's name 713 times in my dream last night. You know what true love is, right?!"

Looking at Lin Tian's emotional narration.

A not-so-smart voice sounded, "Dream, how do you know that you called Big Sister's name in your dream..."

"You are such a smart guy. No one will think you are stupid if you don't speak."

Lin Tian said sarcastically.

Finally.

The one-eyed owl spoke, "Okay, boy, your true love has completely moved me. Let's get married!"

"Big Sister!"

Everyone's heart trembled. They wanted to say something, but they might have said everything they wanted to say.

Lin Tian showed a satisfied smile, but he was actually so excited that he exploded.

I don't know what it feels like when this solid muscle touches my body.

欧修斯他们都快给林天跪下了，“小子，不对，大哥，我求你别跟大姐头结婚啊，她要是生娃带娃，谁跟我们喝酒，跟我们去打架？”

一个个本应该是嚣张跋扈，脾气暴躁的怪人。

现在，却卑微到骨子里。

闻言。

林天鼻子都快扬到天上，伸出手指摇了摇，“能得到大姐头这样的女人，此生无憾的。”

“哈哈哈！好小子，我就喜欢你这种忠心耿耿的男人，以后家暴就不怕你逃了！”

“话说年轻人抗揍，身体恢复能力好，哪天不开心没乐子的时候就能找你玩玩！”

独眼枭很热情的说道，充满了期待似的。

说着就要把林天拉去结婚。

Hearing this, the smile on Lin Tian's face gradually froze, full of surprise, "Ah?"

"Ah what? Aren't men meant to be hurt? What's wrong with a few hits?"

One-eyed owl asked back.

He casually picked up Lin Tian like a chicken and prepared to go out to get married.

For a moment, Lin Tian burst out with unprecedented potential!

He struggled to break free and plunged into the arms of Osius and the others, "Brother! I think we can reconsider this marriage!"

"What marriage? I don't know, you guys do whatever you want."

Osius flashed a smirk on his face, turned his head and pretended not to know to avoid it.

Georgia looked at her pants, "Oh, I feel like I'm going to grow cauliflower, go see a doctor, you guys are busy."

Everyone's heart was bleeding just now.

Now, they all dispersed.

They almost forgot that One-eyed Owl often treated everyone violently.

Others would fight if they said something wrong.

She would even fight without saying a word.

When her husband's survival is the most important task.

"Husband, what are you doing? Come with me, let's go to the ceremony hall to get married!"

The corner of the one-eyed owl's mouth rose, revealing an extremely evil smile, with large whites of his eyes and small pupils.

Like a hungry wolf hunting.

He said lightly, "Legal sandbags, don't waste them, right, husband."

Although the Dragon Slayer Guild is not affiliated with the War Empire.

But it also follows the national laws of the War Empire.

One of them is to prohibit fighting.

However, there is no provision that disputes between husband and wife will be punished.

Because this is a patriarchal society, men are the dominant ones, and it is often men who beat women, and there will be no women beating men.

The Empire isFailure to establish a rule that couples will be punished for disputes.

Originally, it was a rule that favored male power, but it suddenly became Lin Tian's death rule.

"Is it too late for me to regret now?"

Lin Tian swallowed his saliva and finally realized that the clown was actually me.

Others did not regard me as a husband, but a punching bag that could be beaten whenever they wanted.

But if you really want to sleep with me, you can beat me as many times as you want.

With this posture, it is obvious that you can't eat it, and you won't eat it.

The expression of the one-eyed owl instantly surged with murderous intent, "Regret? You played with my lifelong event like this, what do you think the consequences of regretting it will be?"

Damn it.

Lin Tian now even wanted to die, he would definitely encounter a disaster when he went out!

The last time he went out, he almost died in the Dwarf Kingdom.

This time, he was forced to get married, but he didn't dare to get married.

The key is that he came to beat you, not to love you.

"Big sister, how about I change my request? Can you do me a favor?"

Lin Tian cried, looking pitiful.

The one-eyed owl slowly walked towards him.

That terrifying breath, the scorching air waves burning like flames!

The air around was forced away, making people suffocate.

Lin Tian swallowed his saliva, retreated repeatedly, and was finally forced to fall on the sofa. There was really no place to retreat.

It was too scary, this was a threat of death!

"Puff!"

Suddenly, that solid body sat directly on Lin Tian.

Although very slender, it was not small in weight.

The one-eyed owl was almost close to Lin Tian.

But Lin Tian couldn't respond to the pressure even if he wanted to.

"I've grown up and this is the first time I've been married and someone broke off my marriage. What price should you pay? Otherwise, let's see if you really love me or if you're just pretending to love me?"

Lin Tian wanted to cry but had no tears. "Don't play like this, Big Sister."

The slender fingers touched her chest and drew a circle.

If it were someone else, they would definitely feel like they were tuning a piano.

But now it's going to be a bloody scene!

"Hahaha! I'm not teasing you, kid. If you wait any longer, I'll probably have to find you a pair of pants!"

Finally, the one-eyed owl stood up with a big laugh.

Others outside also came in and breathed a sigh of relief.

At least now, she won't marry Lin Tian.

Oushus smiled coldly, "What do you think, do you still want to marry Big Sister?"

"Ahem, I definitely want to, but forget it now."

Lin Tian said helplessly.

These guys are like crazy people. I don't know what they are thinking in their heads.

The one-eyed owl laughed until tears came out, and finally recovered, "Tell me, what do you want me to do for you?"

"Nothing now, let's talk about it later. Aren't you going to help me improve my strength? Why don't you take me to try first?"

Lin Tian raised his eyelids and said.

He didn't have anything urgent to solve at the moment.

It was enough to leave the Sword Kingdom to Alice.

Let the one-eyed owl owe this favor first.

Anyway, she herself said that she would help improve her strength.

Hearing this.

The one-eyed owl smirked, "Okay, since you don't mind, I'm still happy to help."

"Hiss! You are really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers."

"I'll go buy some earplugs first, otherwise it will be too noisy."

"I just finished my meal, I'll leave first to avoid vomiting."

Everyone left and dispersed.

Or they wanted to continue the drinking contest.

At this time, the one-eyed owl said again, "I can help you, but you can't leave the Dragon Slayer Guild until I beat you in a drinking contest."

"No problem, when do we start?"

Lin Tian nodded, no objection.

The one-eyed owl immediately said, "Let's go to the square."

The two stood in the square facing each other.

The warm afternoon sun was scattered around, very comfortable.

Some of Osius and his friends came to watch the fun with popcorn and small stools.

The one-eyed owl stood there with his hands on his waist and said, "Hit me, use all your strength."

"You won't fight back, will you?"

Lin Tian subconsciously asked, these guys are not normal, if they fight back later, he will be gg.

Don't dare to fight casually.

The one-eyed owl curled his lips and said impatiently, "If I tell you to hit me, hit me quickly, otherwise I will hit you!"

This graceful figure in the sun.

The beads of sweat on the skin were crystal clear, like a delicious delicacy.

Lin Tian really couldn't do it.

In order to avoid exposing his strength, he simply used about a thousand combat power to attack him.

"Here it comes!"

Then, Lin Tian reminded him and punched forward.

"Duang~!"

After a punch, he was bounced back a few steps by her extremely elastic weapon.

There was also the pleasant sound of jelly shaking in the air.

Lin TianUnbelievable, is this defense so abnormal? As expected of a person with divine blood.

The softest part is so scary.

The one-eyed owl didn't care where he attacked, and analyzed carefully, "I guess it's just a scum with a combat power of about 1,000, but it's relatively good."

"If you want to improve, you can only start with the convenience of skills. It happens that I don't know anything, but I know a little bit of fighting skills. Come on, hit me again."

Hearing this.

It was just what Lin Tian wanted, he just wanted to learn some fighting skills.

When fighting, you can fight with a lower combat power and a higher combat power.

Then he punched again.

In an instant!

The world seemed to be upside down in Lin Tian's eyes.

Then there was a sharp pain in his arm.

Being pressed by the one-eyed owl's single leg, the whole person lay on the ground and couldn't move.

"Did you see it clearly? This is the most basic grappling technique. As long as the strength is enough, it can instantly disable the opponent's arm before the battle, greatly reducing its strength."

The one-eyed owl explained very seriously.

Lin Tian cursed, "Fuck, you're so fast that I can't see you with ten eyes! Let go!"

"Too fast? I can't do anything with you."

One-eyed Owl shrugged, let go, and lifted the long leg that was pressing on Lin Tian's shoulder.

Oxus and the others were eating popcorn nearby, having a great time.

"That kid, haha, made me laugh to death, he still has a lot to suffer later, dare to let the big sister help him improve his strength, isn't this courting death?"

"Just wait and see, he will definitely slip away before tonight, haha!"

Georgia and the others also laughed.

At this time.

A member of the Dragon Slayer Guild rushed in anxiously, "Big sister! Our museum has been raided!"