From Goblin To Goblin God

Everywhere you look, there are lolita!

Lin Tian's face was distorted with laughter, and the air smelled like lolita.

"Here,,,is paradise,,"

Just as I was immersed in heaven, suddenly a voice of contempt and disgust sounded from behind, "Heaven? What the hell is heaven? Where are the hydrangea flowers I asked you to go out and find for me?"

Lin Tian turned around and saw a well-dressed loli standing behind him.

Quite cute.

However, Lin Tian couldn't fall in love with that stinky face.

As if he owed her a million.

He just rolled his eyes at her and stepped aside, "Crazy..."

The loli suddenly became furious and cursed, "You still dare to scold me? Dennis, have I given you too much sunshine recently, so you feel like you are so brilliant?"

Hearing this, Lin Tiancai reacted.

This female dwarf must be the little beauty who licked the mouth of the Gou dwarf just now.

"How dare you show off in front of my Sigma man, see how I deal with you."

Lin Tian said secretly in his heart.

Then he looked at her disdainfully, "Oi, you asked me to pick flowers for you, and I'm going to go? You're just a handful!"

"Are you crazy!"

Xiaomei's face was full of surprise, as if she had seen a ghost.

I didn't expect that my licking dog would suddenly behave like this.

Then he said angrily, "Okay, okay, you will never get my forgiveness in this life, you know, I hate you!"

"That's a deal! Everyone is happy!"

Lin Tian turned around and left. Among all the lolita on the street, would they care about such a person?

When looking at the back of Lin Tian who left decisively.

Xiaomei was completely stunned, "Damn you, I will make you regret it!"

On the street, Lin Tian wandered aimlessly.

No matter how many loli there are, I definitely can't force them to do it.

After all, I am now a dwarf, not a goblin.

If you are expelled, you will not be able to obtain the forging process of magic equipment.

But in this dwarf kingdom, Lin Tian knew nothing.

The best way is to find someone to get to know and understand the current situation of the dwarves.

"I definitely won't strike up a conversation with a man, so let's start with Lolita."

Immediately, he entered a tavern directly.

Even the branch of the dwarves cannot resist their drinking nature.

The streets are full of pubs.

"Hiccup! It feels so good,,"

As soon as I entered, there was a drunk male dwarf on the table next to me.

Lin Tian looked disgusted and began to focus on the female dwarf in the tavern.

This is the easiest way to strike up a conversation.

He soon zeroed in on a blond female dwarf who was drinking alone.

"Boss, give me two glasses of the best wine here."

Lin Tian took out a gold coin and placed it in front of the stage, and said generously.

These gold coins were obtained in Klingburg before and can be used now.

Almost as a species of intelligence, money is traded in gold.

Works great anywhere.

Seeing this, the tavern owner frowned and looked at Lin Tian in surprise, "Are you a dwarf? Who has a drink? If you don't want to sell it, just buy one."

Only then did Lin Tian react, carrying two bottles of the best wine, and walked towards the female dwarf.

"Want to have a drink together?"

The female dwarf was a little surprised. She looked at Queen Lin and smiled playfully, "I'm happy to accompany you, but your conversation skills are really bad."

Lin Tian's mouth twitched slightly, and he smiled awkwardly, "I was discovered by you, haha."

It's true. My pick-up skills are poor. If I were outside, I would just hit him up. How dare I laugh at you? ? ?

Lin Tian suppressed his unhappiness and started chatting with him.

Watching the female dwarf pour the wine down her throat one by one, things are developing according to plan.

Just to be on the safe side, I bought her another bottle.

"Although it's a bad pick-up, it's quite rich. I like it. You drink too. Don't tell me that dwarves don't know how to drink??"

The female dwarf said doubtfully.

Lin Tian quickly took two sips, almost revealing the secret again.

But it’s better not to drink.

After just two sips, my whole body was already shaking, and my ears and eyes couldn't function properly.

Can't see or hear anything clearly.

Lift the bottle carefully and take a look.

82 degrees!

Is this wine? ? ?

As expected of a dwarf, he can brew such high-quality wine that he can drink two bottles without any problem!

,,,

When Lin Tian opened his eyes again and woke up, he was already in a hotel room.

Next to him, the blond dwarf from before was still sleeping soundly, looking very sweet.

Hold yourself tight.

Lin Tian quickly opened the quilt and took a look, someone had done it!

Stealing the chicken will lose the rice.

"Are you awake? Last night was great~"

At this time, the female dwarf slowly opened her eyes and said with endless aftertaste.

Lin Tian covered his head, still feeling a little pain.

I didn't expect to sleep for so long.

The female dwarf was minding her own business and was about to lift the quilt and get in. "Although you are a bad pick-up guy and your drinking capacity is ridiculously bad, you didn't expect to be so like a man. There is no one else in the entire dwarf kingdom who looks like a man like you." , come on, let’s continue!”

Lin Tianze jumped out of bed, like a man?

I couldn't help but smile.

So, all male dwarves are little puddings? ?

My goblin strength has finally found its use!

"I'm sorry, I have something urgent to do so I'll go ahead."

Lin Tian put on his clothes and rushed out of the door.

I already got the news from her last night, but I didn't have time to continue playing with her.

The blond female dwarf was left chasing after her reluctantly, "Wait! What is your name and where do you live! Don't leave, you are the destined man in my life!"

pity.

Lin Tian didn't bother to look back at all.

I learned an important piece of news from her, that is, there are other monsters in this huge underground palace world.

The biggest trouble that troubles the dwarves is that there are ghouls that have been harassing them.

And there is a big threat.

As long as he kills those ghouls, he will have status and even be received by the king.

Learning the forging process is just a matter of words.

"That's it!"

Lin Tian found a guild and wanted to join it first to get some teammates to fight with.

Killing a ghoul requires someone else to witness it.

Otherwise, others won’t believe it at all.

When I entered an adventurers guild, I was almost shocked.

It was very different from the guilds in the human world, which were overcrowded.

Not even a single person can be seen here.

It seems that these dwarves have been at ease for a long time.

On the second floor of the guild, two dwarves were quietly looking at Lin Tian.

A dwarf guessed and said, "It seems that you are here to join the guild. Why don't you go to receive him?"

The guild leader yawned, "Forget it, for a guy like him, it's useless to join. He only has one more mouth to eat."

"Is anyone there? I'm here to join the guild and form a team to fight against the ghouls."

Lin Tian asked tentatively.

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the two people above them suddenly lit up.

Among them, the middle-aged dwarf wearing bronze armor and holding a sledgehammer hurried downstairs.

It's like there's a ghost chasing you.

"Young people have ideals and ambitions! Our Carmen Guild warmly welcomes them!"

The middle-aged dwarf said excitedly, and extended his hand, "My name is Brooks, and I have a warrior medal."

The warrior medal refers to the military members of the former dwarf kingdom.

Since hiding here, there have been no more wars, and the kingdom has dispersed its army.

Many former soldiers were too hungry to finish their first meal.

If you become an adventurer, you will have no work to do. You can only shamelessly eat the free rice of the guild leader every day.

He was so excited when he heard that Lin Tian was going to fight against the ghouls and do something serious.

Hearing this, the guild leader Carmen was also surprised, "There are still young people doing such ideal and ambitious things?"

It was easy to handle when Lin Tian saw how enthusiastic they were, "Hello, my name is Dennis, are there any conditions for joining the guild?"

"No, no, just a dwarf!"

Brooks enthusiastically made arrangements, serving tea and water.

After a simple registration, Lin Tian legitimately became a member of the Carmen Guild.

Among the people in the guild, apart from the president, there was only Brooks.

Carmen also came over at this time, "The guild is relatively deserted, but it is also the only guild in the kingdom. Do you have any strength that you can show off?"

Ghouls are fifth-level monsters, and the strongest ones are even sixth-level.

It doesn't mean that you can conquer it just by going to conquer it.

"How do you reveal this?"

Lin Tian said doubtfully, checking the attributes of the two people.

All are around a thousand, very weak.

Brooks put his hammer on the ground, "Hey, my welding sledgehammer weighs more than five hundred kilograms. If you can handle it, you don't have to pick it up..."

Before he finished speaking, Lin Tian took the hammer in his hand and played with it.

"This hammer is pretty good, but it's actually a magic tool."

Lin Tian looked at the hammer's ability and said in surprise.

[Welding Iron Sledgehammer: Can cover the user's entire body with a layer of steel protection. 】

Brooks was froze in place, "You,,,you kid!"

Even Carmen was in disbelief, "You are actually holding a welding sledgehammer like a toy??? How come I didn't know there was such a big person like you in the kingdom!"

Just for these two little Karami, Lin Tian could hardly hold back his laughter.

"Ahem, maybe I keep a low profile. Let's go and kill the ghouls directly."

Lin Tian said impatiently.

Make a name for yourself early and ask for rewards from the king.

Brooks looked serious, "Wait a minute, the ghouls are extremely powerful and there are many of them. Make a plan."

Because the dwarves are going to die after all.

Ghouls slowly appeared in the buried area.

They like to feed on carrion, and most of them are transformed from dead corpses. They are fast and have corpse poison.

The dwarf kingdom had paid to hire many former soldiers to fight against it.

They all came back injured.

The long years of comfortable life have prevented them from even building magic tools, and they have completely forgotten their combat skills.

"Do you think I still need a plan?"

Lin Tian was too lazy to join them, since he had obtained his guild status anyway.

It’s not necessary to form a team.

Seeing how tough he was, the two people behind him hurriedly followed him.

Afraid of losing track.

Under the leadership of Brooks, they soon arrived at a forest outside the kingdom.

The surrounding open space is full of densely packed tombstones, all of which have been hollowed out.