From has-been to comedy king

Chapter 001

A writer in a past life said that when people are sad, they look up at the sky so that tears do not fall.

Chen Ci looked up, and all the tall buildings in the eyes were in the sky, which looked even more depressing.

He is currently in the secret country of Niu Yao on the other side of the ocean, in this kind of super-first-line international metropolis, the sadness of an exotic person is too small, and he has no courage to squat down and cry.

The phone rings.

Chen Ci took out a look, immediately stabilized his emotions, pretended to be happy, and picked it up.

“Mom, what’s wrong?”

A mother’s voice came from the other end of the phone, as close and concerned as ever.

“It’s okay, son, I missed you, are you doing well?”

“Are you tired of filming?”

“You have to listen to Director Chen’s words, don’t be as sharp as before.”

“By the way, son, I marinated your favorite pickles, and you can eat them when you come back.”

“Son, why don’t you talk?”

“Don’t have time? That mom hangs! ”

Chen Ci choked for a long time, and finally snorted softly.

The phone hung up, Chen Ci turned his head to look at the endless traffic, took a deep breath, go to Nima’s Chen Zhicheng, Chen is greasy, you don’t need Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not rare!

Go, go home, eat pickles and go!

……

That’s right, Chen Ci is an actor!

Because of the relationship of the crosser, five years ago, Chen Ci worked hard to get the role of the first beautiful man in the Six Realms to kill Yan Mo in “Flower Thousand Bones”, and after the TV series was broadcast, he also became a hit.

But some things seem to be predestined, and he also followed the old path of playing the role Mark in his previous life.

The popularity did not last long, but it began to decline, and eventually became a passing little fresh meat.

From the male one after killing Yan Mo, to the current male five, and even the male sixth.

But it’s different from the way Mark fell.

Mark’s way of falling is not to provoke drama, resulting in the gradual loss of the accumulated popularity of the character of Kill Yan Mo.

He was because of the scandal.

Two deadly scandals.

Although I later understood that this was all someone calculating him, it was useless.

He could only clench his fists and admit it.

From the ground up.

Knowing that Chen Zhicheng’s Chinatown Detective 2 will cut more than 3 billion at the box office this year’s Spring Festival, it will explode.

He used his last net worth to win the role originally played by Wang Xun, crossed the ocean, and was ready to turn over again, but because of a small matter, he was kicked out of the crew by Chen Zhicheng.

All net worth, also lost.

Although five hours have passed since this little incident, Chen Ci still feels sick in his heart.

Liu Haoran was laughing countless times, and Chen was greasy and did not get angry.

He laughed once, and was scolded by Chen greasy.

But in order to turn over, he endured.

Who let Liu Haoran be the artist that Chen greasy held in one hand.

In the crew, it is a prince-like character.

But today’s matter, the statement is really unbearable.

Today is a chase scene, and he needs to drink milk tea in the toilet.

During the chase, Liu Haoran accidentally knocked over the milk tea in his hand, causing Wang Baobao to step on the milk tea and slip, the injury was not light, and the shooting was interrupted.

Chen Yougreasy did not say a word about Liu Haoran, but grabbed him, an innocent person who kept apologizing to Wang Baobao, and scolded extremely badly.

As for Prince Liu, he hung high on the side.

The rest of the people were silent.

He pinned his last hope on Wang Baobao.

As long as the victim said a word for him, the matter could be revealed.

But the final result was that this honest man in the eyes of the imperial audience did not say a word, did not even look at him, and left.

At this moment, he understood that there are honest people in the entertainment industry?

There’s Nima!

The anger that he had endured for several days broke out at this moment, and if it weren’t for the field affairs pulling beside him, Chen Greasy would have been beaten into a pig’s head by him.

The results of his resistance were also obvious.

Expelled from the crew.

It is said that Wang Xun was already on the plane to Niu Yao.

……

Deafening music, Yanmars twisting their proud bodies in the middle of the stage, a corner of the bar, pleading and drinking, admiring this exotic atmosphere.

This time he goes back, if nothing else, he is going to completely quit the entertainment industry.

Niu Yao, I don’t know when I can come again.

Drown one’s sorrows?

No!

The career was interrupted and wronged.

But physically, don’t aggrieved yourself.

Taste this great Yanmar.

It should be a small consolation for losing the last battle to lose all your wealth this time.

Chen Ci’s English is good, and his eyes are constantly scanning the surroundings, looking for prey.

The current statement has already thrown the word system out of cloud nine.

From the day he crossed over, he did not look forward to the awakening of the system all the time.

But until the last fatal scandal, the system still did not make a sound.

He gave up.

Chen Ci took a sip of wine, it was ridiculous to say, his own traverser, it is estimated that he is the most tragic.

People travel through parallel worlds, even if there is no system, they can be a copyist, crisscrossing the entertainment industry, money and beauty, and there are countless of them.

What about him?

What a broken parallel world, the development of the entertainment industry has reached a degree of 99% consistency with the previous life.

Songs and movies of the fire, the world has it.

And the time of release and release is exactly the same as in the previous life.

He copied a fart.

……

The eyes of Chen Zhi, who had been looking for prey, lit up, but he did not expect to see yellow people in this bar.

I don’t know if it’s from the country of sticks, or the country of the sun, or like him, from the imperial dynasty.

But none of this matters.

The important thing is that this girl tastes good just from a distance.

As soon as Chen Ci was about to get up, a heavenly voice sounded in his head.

“Ding! Congratulations to the master, the system bug is fixed! ”