From has-been to comedy king

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This…… This……

Lao Tzu’s three-billion-plus top floor flat, you TM decorated me into a rainbow house?

Red, orange, yellow, blue, purple, lying groove, seven room doors, you got me seven rooms?

What is the swing in the living room?

What are the stars on the ceiling?

What about simplicity?

What about calmness?

What about the atmosphere?

What about luxury?

This T…

Chen Ci held the door, pointed to everything he could see, and said weakly: “Give me an explanation, otherwise the decoration design fee, you don’t think about it!” ”

The results are also confused!

“You don’t like it?”

Chen Ci smiled, “Do you like my expression?” ”

Chen Ci walked in and pointed around the seven rainbow doors.

“Come, please tell me, what is your design concept!”

“Rainbow during the day?”

Then he pointed to the stars in the ceiling.

“Looking at the stars in the evening?”

“Want me to be attached to the universe?”

After being confused, he calmed down and said seriously: “You wait for me to finish talking about my design concept, if you still don’t like it, then we will talk about demolishing and renovating.” ”

“First, the seven colors of the Rainbow House correspond to seven women with different personalities.”

“The reason for building seven rooms is so that you can live together as a whole family in the future.”

“They can choose every room of different colors according to their preferences.”

“For example, if you like mystery, you will definitely choose purple.”

“Here, let’s go into the purple room and take a look.”

Fruit’er opened the door of the purple room, and the decoration inside was another world.

While full of mystery, it also makes people feel a touch of simplicity and ability.

15 white walls, a desk, a boat, a bookshelf.

Apart from these three things, there is nothing else in the room.

Fruitful said: “Women who like purple, according to color analysis, are generally strong women, or women with strong careers and strong personalities. ”

“This kind of woman will be successful in her career.”

“In their eyes, husbands and careers are equal, so this decoration is the best choice!”

Then he opened the door to the blue room.

The facilities inside are simpler.

A big ship.

There is just one big ship.

Other than that, it’s empty.

Fruit’er said: “Women who like blue live in rooms as simple as they can. ”

“Although they say that they like simplicity, they actually don’t want to clean in their hearts and are very lazy.”

“If there are too many things in the room, they have too much to clean.”

“A ship, it’s a perfect configuration.”

Fruitful pointed to the other five rooms.

“Do you still need me to show you them?”

Chen Ci shook his head.

Although I don’t understand what color science is, the original intention of the fruit… Well, the statement is not as angry as it was just now.

“Master bedroom!”

Chen said.

“Okay.”

Cheng’er went to see the master bedroom with his statement.

The interior of the master bedroom is decorated like his office.

Simple and calm.

Black and white tones.

This is the style of decoration he likes.

In the middle is a large ship large enough to accommodate seven people sleeping together.

There were no other adjectives in Chong’s heart except for a lying groove.

Living room, swing, starry ceiling.

He went to the kitchen and bathroom again.

The kitchen is decorated in white.

Women who cook generally prefer white.

The bathroom is finally normal.

It’s the same as a normal bathroom.

After reading the statement, lying on the sofa in the living room, looking at Huangfujiang, there was nothing more to say in his heart.

As a result, this decoration is simply dedicated to opening a harem for him.

“Still satisfied?”

Fruitful asked confidently.

She knew that she had convinced her case.

The big boat in the master bedroom, when she first ordered, was also looked at several times by the furniture company with strange eyes.

What is she for?

In order to complete the decoration design of this first life!

This is her first time designing and decorating a house, she must complete every step perfectly, understand the customer’s psychology, and make the customer very satisfied with her design!

Chen Ci looked at the starry sky on the ceiling, paused for a moment, and said, “What does this thing look like when the lights are turned off at night?” ”

“Will it affect life?”

Although the starry sky is good, if there is a lantern meeting in the evening, then forget it.

Without saying anything, he took out the curtain remote control, closed the curtain, and then turned on the lights of the starry sky.

The cliché looks up, it’s pretty good-looking.

It’s also quite romantic.

It’s a pick-up weapon.

A fledgling girl like Zhang Zifeng brings her home to see this starry sky once, and nine times out of ten, it will be.

Then, Fruit’er turned off the lights in the starry sky and turned on the lights.

Everything, unaffected.

“How?”

The result is to reopen the curtains.

What can the statement say, except applause or applause.

Awesome.

This design.

Chen Ci looked at the swing.

“Is this thing safe?”

Looking at the starry sky swing in the evening, you can definitely coax those little girls who have a beautiful yearning for love.

But romance is romance, and safety is also important.

Fruit’er said confidently: “Don’t worry, even if you sit three people at the same time and shake together, there will be no problems.” ”

“Can you seat three people?”

Chen Zhi’s eyes narrowed.

As soon as I saw the results, I immediately knew where this guy wanted to go.

Leng snorted and said, “May I ask Mr. Chen, are you still satisfied with this decoration design?” ”

Chen Ci nodded.

“Satisfied, good.”

“Okay, settle the design fee.”

“How much?”

“100,000!”

“How much?”

Chen Ci continued to ask.

The result is not blinking.

“100,000!”

“This is the cost of the first-class designer in the current magic capital, I think my design is worth this price!”

“I completely take into account your needs and everything about your future.”

“100,000, the price of conscience!”

All right.

There are no more words to say about the statement.

Paid happily.

From complete dissatisfaction at the beginning to complete satisfaction now, it is enough to show that the design of the result completely moved the speech.

The statement thought that the next thing was over.

But no.

Fruitful took out a pen and paper and began to consult and answer questions and answers about his satisfaction.

This is her first time designing the decoration of the house, and the first customer’s opinion, she has to record it, write a thesis later, and use it.

The statement is, of course, nonsense, some messy satisfactory conditions.

I can’t always say that these seven rooms of yours and that big ship, the ceiling and swing of the starry sky, I like it very much, and it is very helpful for me to coax the little girl in the future, open a harem, and sleep together, right?

Only people who are amused by brain show say this.

After paying the money and handing over the keys, the more than 300 million penthouse flats are the home after the speech.

Fruitful has also completed another task in her life.

Everyone rejoices.

In the car back to the company, Chen Ci was already thinking that it was time to coax the little girl to go swinging and watching the stars.

Looking at Chen Zhi’s expression, he finally couldn’t help but say: “Chen Zhi, although I design it this way, I am purely for the sake of customers!” ”

“As a cousin, I still advise you to be kind!”

“I hope your seven rooms will be empty forever!”

Submission: #**(((#@

I don’t like your hope, cousin!

After returning to the company, the results went to deal with the affairs, and the statement went to edit the film.

At four o’clock in the afternoon, Zhang Yuqi returned.

I went to the editing department to see the speech, and asked the confession to eat together.

The statement agreed.

Thirty.

The finished film of Truant Veyron 1 is here.

After reading it quickly, he drew two places, edited it again tomorrow, and then read it again slowly.

Out of the company.

Zhang Yuqi was already waiting downstairs by car.

The two didn’t go far either, just ate at a nearby restaurant.

After ordering, Chen Ci said with a smile: “Say, there is nothing to offer, and I never take the initiative to invite me, the boss, to dinner, what do you need my help with?” ”

Zhang Yuqi took out his mobile phone, plugged in the headphones, and then opened a video to show Chen Zhi.

Chen Ci took it, put on the headphones, and looked up.

It is a video of the joy of children in the mountains receiving new school bags.

The statement is finished.

The mobile phone was returned to Zhang Yuqi.

“Don’t tell me you bought these new bags.”

Zhang Yuqi’s impression in the statement is not such a person.

Zhang Yuqi giggled.

“Why, brother, you are only allowed to spend 50 million for charity, and I am not allowed to spend 50,000 for charity?”

“You really bought it?”

Zhang Yuqi rolled her eyes.

“Grandma is an iron rooster in your eyes?”

The statement gave a thumbs up.

“Then I’m really impressed by you.”

Zhang Yuqi put the mobile phone on the table, leaned forward, and said in confusion: “Brother, do you eat peaches?” ”

Chen Ci immediately looked at her bag, and then shook his head, “Wait for the market value of tens of billions to eat, I can’t afford to eat now.” ”

Zhang Yuqi cut it, really took out a peach from his bag, and handed it to Chen Zhi.

“Fruit after meals.”

The statement took it.

“If you have something, just say, otherwise I won’t dare to eat this peach!”

Zhang Yuqi said with a smile: “Younger brother 870 is refreshing, it’s like this, the children’s school here is very broken, when I came back, I praised their principal Haikou and will build a school for them!” ”

The statement is somewhat amused and speechless.

“So you’re going to ask me to pay?”

Zhang Yuqi also felt that his operation was a little too shameless.

This is no longer a flower offering to the Buddha.

This is a statement of injustice.

She hurriedly said: “Don’t worry, brother, the name of this school, I will let the principal name it after you.” ”

“It won’t make you pay and have no reputation.”

Chen Ci smiled slightly and looked at Zhang Yuqi quite curiously.

“You really exceeded my expectations, not to mention why you went to the mountains to help them.”

“Just because you think I’m going to pay for a school doesn’t make me figure it out.”

“Why do you think I’ll pay?”

“You know, my money is not from the wind!”

Zhang Yuqi’s tone already had a bit of a whispering voice.

However, her voice is not suitable for coquetry.

The effect is not good at all.

But what she said, the statement was quite useful.

“I know your money is not from the wind, but you donated 50 million at the Basha charity evening, and I know that your heart must be very kind.”

“You will definitely say yes.”

“The principal has totaled, it takes about two million, I have a million here, can you help me out with a million?”

Chen Ci signaled Zhang Yuqi to speak normally, and then knocked on the table and said, “It’s not impossible to pay this money, but I have to investigate on the spot to see if this thing is true.” ”

“Don’t have any ideas either, a million, not a small number.”

“Moreover, this number was told to you by the headmaster.”

“The children are miserable, but the headmaster… You know what I mean, right? ”

Zhang Yuqi smiled brightly.

“I know, I don’t have an idea, as long as you are willing to pay, don’t talk about field research, just want to eat my sister’s real peaches, it’s not impossible!”

After Zhang Yuqi finished speaking, he also threw a wink.

Chen Ci coughed, this dead goblin, not young, the temptation is quite great.

But he doesn’t think a million donations can make this woman who wants to be a lover of tens of billions of billionaires give a new car that has not been driven for more than thirty years.

“Forget it, another day.”

Chen Ci said perfunctorily.

The dead goblin immediately said, “Another day? It’s okay too! “_

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