From has-been to comedy king

“What are you talking about, come, change your shoes, you must be tired after two days of busyness, right?”

“Sit down, look, I cook everything you love to eat.”

“Move the chopsticks, what are you doing watching me?”

The enthusiasm of the old mother made the statement really unbearable.

As the saying goes, if you don’t have anything to offer, you are either a traitor or a thief.

And mom, this is beyond the scope of nothing to give.

The enthusiasm is excessive.

The picture of the real entrance and opening the door, shouldn’t it be that this little old lady doesn’t look at him, treats him as a transparent person, even if he grinds his lips, she doesn’t say a word to him?

Or is it a bitter admonition to him when he enters the door, asking him to promise that he will never interact with women in the entertainment industry again in the future?

You know, after yesterday’s pentagonal love, today’s scandal with Naza at noon is another carnival of netizens in the imperial kingdom.

This little old lady, did she take the wrong medicine?

You let me eat, how dare I eat?

Chen Ci corrected his attitude and said very seriously: “Mom, I and Yangmi, Naza, Chen Yuqi and the three of them, really just friends, I haven’t fallen in love with any of them, don’t scare me, if you have anything, you just say it bluntly, my son will listen to you.” ”

Mother Chen smiled in understanding and said: “I know that you and them are both needed for work, and those scandals are all written by the media, and my mother is not stupid.” ”

“Quick, eat, I made your favorite pickle stir-fried minced meat.”

“Taste it or not.”

Chen Ci saw that the little old lady was iron-hearted and had to eat the rice she made first, and with the advantage of eating people’s mouths and short mouths, he would say what was going on, and he didn’t insist, picked up the chopsticks and began to eat.

But Chen Ci is still quite apprehensive, because every time the old mother uses this trick, the things to say are definitely not small, and this thing is still something he doesn’t like to do.

“Is it delicious?”

“Delicious.”

“Here, eat more.”

“Mom, you have something to say.”

“It’s okay, son, eat quickly, it’s not good to eat when it’s cold.”

“Mom, don’t be like this, you say it first, otherwise I won’t eat this meal steadily.”

I’m really afraid!

What kind of demon is this little old lady going to do?

Seeing this, Mother Chen no longer insisted, and asked: “Son, you honestly tell your mother, do you only like women in the entertainment industry?” ”

“Don’t worry about denying it, if you really like it, mom won’t force you.”

“In the past two days, I have chatted with your Aunt Huang and Uncle Cheng and talked about your affairs.”

“They told me that you are not stubborn, you are not crying without seeing the coffin.”

“You’re looking for a partner who shares a common topic with you.”

“After all, you are in this business, if you find someone outside the circle, she does not understand your work, will not tolerate you, and you will not have a good life in the future.”

“Right?”

The statement was moved.

Little old lady, you have finally come to your senses.

Thank you Aunt Huang, thank you Uncle Cheng, you helped me a lot.

In the future, I will come back with Yangmi, and I don’t have to worry about the battle between my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Thank you!

Thank you Aunt Huang!

Thank you Uncle Cheng!

As for the reason that people in the circle are found because they have no common topic and cannot tolerate each other, Chen Li has never thought about it.

All he thought was that Yangmi was a perfect candidate for a virtuous helper.

That’s all.

Chen Ci now eats at ease.

“Yes, Mom, you’re so right, that’s what I thought.”

“Aunt Huang, Uncle Cheng, they really understand me so much.”

“Mom, eat, eat.”

Mother Chen also smiled happily.

“In that case, my son likes the entertainment industry, so my mother found you one.”

“This girl is really good, she looks very watery, and her age is suitable for you, 95 years old, only one year younger than you.”

“The most important thing is that this girl has only been in the entertainment industry for less than a year, and she is still very innocent, unlike Liu Yifei and Guan Tongtong, who have a bad stomach.”

Chen Ci swallowed half of the pickled minced meat and rice directly stuck in his neck, and looked at his mother with a shocked face.

I’m still naïve.

This little old lady actually learned to advance by retreating.

If you directly say blind date as soon as you come up, then you must refuse without wanting to.

Unexpectedly, this little old lady first came to understand Long Live with a move, and then threw out the blind date bomb, which blew him defenseless.

“Mom, I’m still young, I’m not in a hurry.”

Mother Chen’s smile immediately disappeared.

As soon as the chopsticks are put down, the face is plated.

“What is small, it’s 25, it’s 26 after the New Year, it’s still young?”

“You look at Aunt Zhou next door, the son of the person got married at 22, and now the children are all three years old.”

“Do you want me to not be able to hold my grandson in my lifetime?”

“How did I raise such a white-eyed wolf as you!”

Chen Ci looked at the old mother who was doing the drama speechlessly, you are too much, you are only in your early 50s, why can’t you hold your grandson in your lifetime?

Why am I a white-eyed wolf?

But the sky and the earth are big, and the mother is the biggest.

The statement did not dare to refute it, but continued to make excuses.

“Mom, I haven’t had time lately, I have to fly the store tomorrow morning, and within two months, I will definitely not be able to come back.”

“So, I think it’s better to forget it!”

Mother Chen immediately said: “This is not a problem, my mother knows that you are going to the vertical store to film, so I told your uncle Cheng, and he told my mother that his daughter is now in the vertical store.” ”

“So, there is no time conflict between you.”

The statement was instantly messy.

“Uncle Cheng’s daughter?”

Mother Chen nodded.

“Is that my cousin?”

Mother Chen said, “Don’t worry, it’s not a relative.” ”

Then, Mother Chen gave the order to die.

“I can tell you, if you are perfunctory with me, watch me come back and not break your legs!”

“My little niece is not bad at all, and there are several master’s degree certificates, and people still want to get a doctorate.”

“So it’s more than enough to match you.”

“You’d better give me a snack and let me hold my grandson early!”

Chen Ci saw that the mother was really enchanted.

“She has several master’s degree certificates, and she wants to get a doctorate, so what kind of entertainment industry does she come to, isn’t it fragrant to be the pillar of the country?”

“Mom, could this be Uncle Cheng lying to you?”

Mother Chen shook her head.

“This mother has already helped you inquire, it is absolutely true.”

“You, just give me a good performance, and strive to bring people back to me when you come back this time, you know?”

“Otherwise, you won’t come back!”

“Have you eaten enough, when you are full, hurry to sleep, look upset!”

Statement: ……

Mom, you change your face now, don’t you need to transition anymore?

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