From the Konoha Sannin, take a look at the weird nicknames from the manga!

This kind of operation, not to mention the goddess who was facing her head-on, even the audience watching the video held their breath.

Is this really something you can watch without paying?!

If it continues to be played like this, will this video really not be banned?!

Oh, this is a video that connects all the worlds, so it’s okay, just kneel down.

But that’s not right at all!

How can such a video be played to everyone in the universe? What should I do if I teach children bad things?

Hey, you can't cover the child's eyes?

For example, Xiaolan from the world of Conan did a very good job. She covered Conan's eyes with one hand, and completely opened her hand to cover her own eyes, completely staring at the video, motionless.

He didn't even notice that Conan had secretly knelt down and exposed his eyes.

As for that, isn’t there a Moori Kogoro at home?

But this was nothing at all, he had already been kicked and fainted.

The old gentlemen in the audience from all over the world widened their eyes and glared at the video, as if they wanted to use their eyes to intimidate the other party.

The other brave men from all over the world were even more excited, shouting something:"Shen's brave man, yyds!""

"The brave man who is cautious is a role model for our generation!!"

……

In the video, the goddess's face was already blushing with embarrassment, and her two big bright eyes were filled with water mist, twinkling and shining, exceptionally crystal clear.

"The condition, the condition is, do you want to be with me..."

Lista's voice was trembling when she spoke. Just like Xiaolan, she opened her palms to cover her eyes, shaking her head desperately, not knowing whether she was resisting or not. Acting coquettishly:

"Da baa yo, da baa baa!"

"The love between a goddess and a human is not subject to... um? Eh! ah?! Lista

, who was feeling embarrassed and coy, suddenly opened her eyes wide, because the brave man in front of her did not act as she imagined.

Instead, he started doing push-ups?

"At least let me be fully prepared until I accept it." said the brave man who was doing push-ups.

"What, this brave man..."

In an instant, the goddess was numb. She was ready for everything, but she almost took off her pants, and you did this to me.

……

Crash...

At this moment, not only the goddess was numb, but also all the spectators in the world were numb.

We've been here for so long, and you just do this to me?

In an instant, countless rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes were sprayed towards the screen, venting the anger of the audience.

If it weren't for the fact that this was a projection from all over the world, it would have no physical form at all. Otherwise, the screen that broadcast the video this time would have been blown into pieces.

At the same time, a piece of paper flashed on the screen, which contained the hero's information. In addition to a series of exaggerated numerical values, the last line of personality was clearly marked:

【Incredibly cautious!! 】

At this time, people seemed to finally realize what the weird and abnormal thing about this brave Shen was.

…… dragon ball world

"Damn it, this brat!!"

Kamesenren saw the development of this plot, and he started to spray in an instant.

But this time, he didn't spray anemia, but he sprayed like a keyboard warrior with an emotional breakdown.

"What the hell, this bastard? The next plot, this should definitely not be the next plot!

Someone must have secretly changed the video. Damn it, how could anyone do push-ups in front of such a beautiful goddess?"

"oh?"

The expressionless Klin pointed at Sun Wukong who was practicing beside him. He didn't say anything, but he had already expressed everything.

"How can it be repaired?"

The Turtle Immortal looked helpless and looked up to the sky and roared:

"If it were me, I would definitely ** (block 300 words here)!"

"Nonsense, if it were an old guy like you, this goddess would fight to the death."

Lan Qi snorted from the side and said with great disdain.

"God, it's unfair..."

After hearing this, Turtle Immortal couldn't say anything else, so he had to raise his head and let two lines of tears roll down his face.

……

Naruto world.

Jiraiya, who was rushing towards Konoha while watching the video, was stunned when he saw this sudden push-up action.

In an instant, he staggered to the ground, rolled twice, and fell down hard.

"This young man is so blessed that he does not know how blessed he is."

Jiraiya, who was lying on the ground, sighed deeply, closed his eyes and recalled what was in the video just now.

"Do goddesses from other worlds wear such cool clothes? Hehe, I don’t know if Nagato will get goosebumps when he sees the word god now.

But that girl named Lista is really big, almost as big as Tsunade."

"no!"

Jiraiya suddenly got up from the ground, sat on the ground and fell into deep contemplation.

"The follow-up to this video is too abrupt and not interesting at all, but it would be too much to waste this plot like this. I might as well write it in a novel.

Well, the name is called"Three Things That the Goddess Shinobi and Her Servants Have to Say", yes, that's right!"

"Sigh~"

After thinking about it, Jiraiya sighed deeply and murmured:

"I never thought about writing Tsunade into the novel before, after all, I was afraid of death... But now I have died once in the video, and I am still doing this and that.

Anyway, that guy Tsunade may not read the novel I wrote."

"Hehe, the plot will be particularly interesting then!"

Jiraiya laughed with a lewd expression, but suddenly, two shadows enveloped his head.

An inexplicable sense of familiarity made his hair stand on end, and he raised his head stiffly.

"Big, big evil!"

Seeing the familiar evil, Jiraiya stepped back crazily, but was caught by Tsunade.

"What are you running for?"

Tsunade didn't look angry at all. There was only a smile as gentle as water on her expression.

But Jiraiya, who knew Tsunade best, knew very well that she was in this state, the most terrifying!

"Um? I just heard that someone is going to write me into a novel. Why don't you tell me about the plot of your novel? I'm very curious."

Tsunade smiled slightly, and her hands seemed to have gained a little more strength due to excitement, making a series of clicking sounds.

"Do you think it’s okay? Jiraiya!"

"Ahhhh, help!"

"The old bastard still wants to run away? Hurry up and die for me!"

"No!!"