Fuck you females, I'm a real man
Chapter 13
A few months later,
Li Su moved a wooden stool and squatted on it to look into the rabbit nest. After several months of feeding, those giant rabbits successfully gave up escaping and became lazy. They ate and slept, and they didn’t have to worry about their natural enemies catching them.
When he had nothing to do, he would take his wife to the courtyard to bask in the sun, and then go back to the nest to prepare for dinner before the shit shoveler came back. This little life was so comfortable.
Li Su looked at the two fat and big-eared rabbits in the rabbit nest and felt a little worried. Could they be both males? They haven’t had cubs in three months. Could it be that the males are not good enough?
The male rabbit in the rabbit nest shook his ears and looked up at Li Su in disbelief. The furry rabbit face seemed to be saying, who are you talking about.
Li Su saw the male rabbit looking up at him, picked up a small stick beside him, and poked the male rabbit’s forehead
"What are you looking at? If you look at me again, I will make you into a braised rabbit!"
The male rabbit:"I hate such a boundless shit shoveler."
Li Su looked at the rabbit for a while and then jumped down from the wooden stool. His legs were numb because he had been squatting for a long time. When he got down, he lost his balance and fell forward. As soon as Bei Mu stepped into the door, he saw Li Su fall on his face.
"boom..."
Li Su:"......"
Northern Animal Husbandry:"......"
The world suddenly became very quiet...
Li Su got up from the ground in embarrassment.
He calmly brushed off the dust on his body, pretended to clench his fist and coughed a few times.
"Hey, Beimu has no patients today... so boring…"
"Well, that's all. It's a good time to take a break."
Time flies. It has been more than three months since Li Su came to this world. When he first came, the weather was suitable, neither cold nor hot. Now the weather is hot, and you can see heat waves rolling in the air outside the house.
Li Su didn't care much. He wrapped himself up with his supernatural power, so the temperature outside would not be affected.
Li Su looked at Bei Mu in front of him. His fair skin was faintly pink under the scorching sun. He didn't know if it was because the sun was too hot, but his skin was covered with a thin layer of sweat, and occasionally a few beads of sweat slid down his body.
Li Su was a little stunned unconsciously.
He patted his face and couldn't help scolding himself in his heart for being an old pervert. He coveted Bei Mu every day. Before, he coveted his face, then he coveted his fur, and now he started to covet his body.
He was really worried that one day he would not be able to resist the temptation and do this little tiger.
"Li Su?"
Bei Mu saw that Li Su hadn't spoken for a long time, just staring at him blankly, which made him a little confused.
""Ah?" Li Su came back to his senses in a daze and looked at Bei Mu.
Bei Mu sighed and said,"Didn't you say before that there were no patients? Then I said it was better to have no patients."
Li Su covered his mouth in embarrassment.…
"Oh, ahem, I was distracted..."
In the past few months, there have been patients coming to see the doctor almost every day. In the first half of the month, Beimu brought people here, but later they came on their own initiative.
In the second month after he came to the tribe, the village chief, Grandpa Mu, came to his house and asked him if he was willing to be the wizard of the tribe.
Because the previous wizard was old and his blessing power was almost gone, he went to other tribes to find his children to spend his old age.
He wanted to go hunting with the hunting team before, but those bastards said that he was a female and couldn't be taken with him. It was too dangerous.
Fuck the females, he's a real man!
Look at his tendon meat, he can smash their dog heads with one punch.
Because he couldn't go out hunting with the hunting team, and he didn't know what to do in the tribe, so he agreed to Grandpa Mu.
During this period, some injured orcs came to seek treatment.
Li Su followed the rules of the tribe and accepted some of the small gifts they brought as a reward.
Life was quite leisurely.
… …
A few days later.
At the door of Li Su's house, Tuhua held Xiao An'an and stood at the door and knocked.
After getting the consent of Li Su in the house, Tuhua carried Xiao An into the room.
The room was spotless, clean and tidy, with rows of small medicine jars on the stone table.
There were red, green, purple and all kinds of colors...
In front of those red and green bottles and jars were silver needles and small knives.
Tuhua couldn't help swallowing,"Xiao Li, what are these knives and that silver thing for? It looks a bit scary."
Li Su followed Tuhua's gaze and saw the medical equipment he took out from the space.
"Oh, these are medical equipment, nothing serious"
"Medical equipment?"
"Yes, it’s a medical device, used to treat patients."
Tuhua pointed at the silver-shining knife and said,"Is that also a medical device?"
"yes"
"For example, if you have swallowed a big stone in your stomach and need to take it out, you have to use those knives and pliers."
"Who would be so stupid as to eat a big rock?"Tuhua muttered in a low voice.
Li Su, who had very sensitive ears, couldn't help but laugh and explained, I was just making a metaphor.
Tuhua nodded hurriedly, holding the little wolf cub and sitting on the haystack nearby.
At this time, the little wolf cub An'an had transformed, and a white and chubby little boy sat in Tuhua's arms.
A pair of big round eyes looked around, looking very smart.
Although Li Su liked the fluffy little cub very much, he also liked the hairless cub very much.
Li Su walked to Tuhua and skillfully picked up An'an from Tuhua's arms.
He bumped An'an's little butt
"Xiao Anan, have you gained weight again recently?"
""Ya ya ya" Xiao Anan tried to explain himself.
Li Su smiled and continued to tease him,"Oh, really? You also know that you are fat."
Xiao Anan's face was grieved, as if he was about to cry out in the next second.
Seeing that Xiao Anan was about to cry, Li Su hurriedly began to comfort Xiao Anan.
Tuhua was watching happily on the side.
This scene had happened several times before, and he had long been accustomed to it.
He sat quietly on the side watching the two people making a fuss, and occasionally interjected a few words.
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Small theater
Li Su: Little bunny, open the door.
Xiao An An: No, no, I won’t open it, mommy hasn’t come back yet.
Tu Hua: Eh? Who’s calling me?
Bei Mu hid in the corner with grievance, have I fallen out of favor? Oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Li Su: When have you ever been favored? How come I didn’t know?
Bei Mu: Wife? Ao oh oh oh, don’t you love me anymore!
Li Su:"Shut up, go play somewhere else."
Bei Mu: I feel wronged and sad, my wife is mean to me qwq.
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