Fuck you females, I'm a real man
Chapter 68
After being lost for two hours,
Li Su looked at Bei Mu and A Bu with a puzzled look on his face. The two of them lowered their heads and looked at their feet with a guilty look on their faces, saying,"You can't see me if I'm not here."
Li Su:......
Li Su looked at them numbly and said in a flat tone:"Where is your sense of direction?"
"Ahem, this forest is a little weird!"Bei Mu's eyes were erratic, and he didn't dare to look directly at Li Su.
"Yes, there is something strange in this forest."Abu echoed.
Li Su exhaled and went forward to give each of them a blow.
Looking at the two guys squatting at the bottom with their heads covered, Li Su didn't plan to count on them. He looked up at the sky and saw that Bai Yu hadn't come back yet, so he couldn't help but feel a little worried.
""Could they be lost too?" Bai Yu muttered softly, his mouth twitching.
Somewhere in the forest, Bai Yu stood on a branch and looked around in confusion,"Where are the people? Where did they go???" He looked around and didn't see any obvious signs, so he suddenly slapped his head.
"Oh my god, I'm lost!!!!"
"Boss, where are you guys? Ahhhhhhhhh——"
Bai Yu cried out loudly and flew up to the sky, and just when he was about to collapse, a tiger roar suddenly came from afar.
Bai Yu's eyes lit up and he flew in that direction. In less than a moment, he arrived at the place where the sound came from. The embarrassing thing was that he did not see Li Su and the others, but saw a tiger-headed beastman leading a group of beastmen to besiege a small herbivorous dragon.
He watched the tiger-headed beastman command the beastmen to attack, and then watched them kill the prey, and then they gathered together happily, whispering something. In the beast team below, Hu Er was a little excited when he saw the herbivorous dragon in front of him. They had not eaten for a long time. They were the vanguard team that came to this forest to investigate the situation. They had been here for three days and had not found any prey.
This time, they were lucky to find the lake, and they squatted here to find a herbivorous dragon. Although it was not very big, it was enough for them to eat.
Several beasts were a little excited. They walked up to the herbivorous dragon, biting the prey with their sharp claws, and chatted excitedly while eating.
"Hu Er, tell me why the boss wants to come to this barren forest. There are few prey and it is easy to get lost."A beast with a wolf head and a human body said to Hu Er while eating meat.
Hu Er was eating the hard-earned meat at this time. Hearing the words of the wolf-headed beastman, he turned around and said with a smile:"Kid, you know nothing. The boss and the others must have arranged it for a reason!"
The wolf-headed beastman scratched his head and said,"If the boss tells us to do it, then it must be right."
"But when will I have a wife?"
The tiger-headed orc put down the meat, grinned at him, and patted him,"Soon, as long as our plan succeeds, how can we be short of a wife?"
The wolf-headed orc was a little timid, and a trace of loneliness flashed in his eyes:"But, those little females don't like people like us, they prefer normal orcs, who have no hair on their bodies after they become humans, and their faces are as beautiful as those of females."
A cat-headed orc next to him grinned,"Don't worry, there are still many females who like furry things, just like my wife, who likes my muscles and the soft hair on my body very much. In order to please my wife, I take care of my hair every day~
This time when I go back, I won't come out to do the task, my wife is about to give birth to a baby, and I hope my baby can be as beautiful as his father."
After saying this, the cat-headed beastman had a gentle look on his face, with anticipation in his eyes.
The beasts around him were all envious. They didn't have wives yet. The cat clan was really good, and they especially attracted females.
An ox-headed beastman looked at Hu Er and smiled,"Second brother, is your wife about to give birth?"
The tiger-headed beastman said proudly,"She gave birth a long time ago. Two little tiger cubs, each of them is very healthy!"
"congratulations"
""Okay, eat quickly, we can continue exploring after we are full."
Hu Er continued to eat after he finished speaking.
Above them, Bai Yu looked at the swimming beasts on the ground with a surprised look on his face. From the behavior and chat of those swimming beasts, they were no different from the orcs, except that their heads were in the state of beasts, everything was the same as normal people.
This incident somewhat overturned his cognition. In his cognition, swimming beasts were a group of thoughtless and irrational guys.
Suddenly Bai Yu paused for a moment, he remembered something, a gossip he had heard a long time ago, this incident was about a female escaping from the swimming beasts and coming back with a cub. The cub was very strange, with a human body and a snake tail, like a swimming beast and an orc.
When the female first came back, she would go crazy at any time, saying that those swimming beasts were intelligent and they were very smart, but no one believed it. Slowly, she stopped going crazy, but later the human-body snake The little monster with a tail disappeared in the tribe. As time went by, no one mentioned this matter again.
Bai Yu always felt that something bad was going to happen. His sixth sense was never wrong. It seemed that he needed to find Li Su and the others quickly and tell them about this.
Thinking of this, Bai Yu memorized the location and flew away.
After searching for more than an hour, he heard the sound of a tiger roar again. This time the sound was very familiar. After careful identification, he confirmed that it was Bei Mu's roar, so he hurried over.
Li Su was a little anxious when he saw that Bai Yu had not come back for so long, so he asked Bei Mu to make a sound to attract Bai Yu back. As for why he asked Bei Mu to shout and not Abu, it was because Bei Mu had a higher level and a louder voice, which could be spread more widely. After a while, they saw Bai Yu flying from a distance. After Bai Yu landed, Li Su walked towards him and looked at him with a frown.
"Lost? Nothing happened, right?" Li Su asked worriedly.
Bai Yu shook his head to show that he was fine, and then said,"Boss, I'm not lost. I saw a group of wild animals in one place."
"Isn't it normal to see a group of wild beasts? Wild beasts always live in groups."Li Su asked puzzledly.
Bai Yu took the water handed over by Li Su and drank it in big gulps, then said:"Oh, this is not an ordinary group of wild beasts. If it was an ordinary one, I wouldn't be so exaggerated.
Listen to me, you know, the group of wild beasts I met today can actually talk, and can command other wild beasts to hunt. In short, they are fucking awesome. I have never seen such awesome wild beasts!
And I vaguely heard their conversation, talking about some cubs and some wives, in short, there is no difference from normal orcs!"
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