Full-time Artist

After singing the happy birthday song, everyone will share the cake.

After eating a mouthful of butter, Sun Yaohuo smiled and said:

"I have eaten the rice and the cake, everyone, please take out the birthday presents you prepared for Lanlan!"

Everyone brought gifts.

Many beautifully packaged gift boxes were quickly taken out, and Lin Yuan also took out the gift boxes.

Lan Lan: "May I open it for a look?"

Wei Haoyun smiled and said, "Of course it can."

Lan Lan opened everyone's gifts.

There is a watch.

There are bracelets.

There are earphones.

There are shoes.

Some give clothes and pants.

At last.

Lan Lan looked at the gift box that Lin Yuan took out: "What's inside?"

Lin Yuan said:

"gift."

Everyone can't laugh or cry.

Listening to the Lord's words is like listening to the words.

The expectation in Lan Lan's heart was about to overflow, and she quickly opened Xianyu's gift box.

…

Studio.

The audience is curious:

"What will Daddy Fish give away?"

"Isn't it a full set of exercise books?"

"puff!"

"Send the full set of exercise books, are you the devil!"

…

Of course not a workbook.

There are several books in the gift box.

The one that appeared at the top was called "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix".

It's the Harry Potter series!

The camera hit the book cover, and the barrage in the live broadcast room burst instantly!

"what!"

"The old thief's Harry Potter series!"

"Good fellow."

"Bring goods to Chu Kuang?"

"I see, buy, buy, buy!"

"Why don't you send the Harry Potter series to the children? Give your children some exercise books. At least doing homework is just physically exhausting. Look at this is heart exhausting!"

"Daddy Fish is too cruel!"

"What a hatred!"

"Save the child!"

"Children must not read it. This book is poisonous and will seriously poison the physical and mental health of young people!"

"Damn old thief Chu Kuang!"

"My Cedric, my Sirius!"

The Harry Potter series of books suddenly evoked painful memories of many people.

That's right.

This is the gift Lin Yuan prepared for Lan Lan.

The Harry Potter series that I am writing.

"Thank you, Brother Xianyu."

Lan Lan showed an unexpected look, some inevitable disappointment: "But I have already watched the Harry Potter series..."

Lin Yuan was taken aback.

Lan Lan actually saw it?

The audience was stunned for a moment, and immediately teased in the barrage: "The learning task is still too light!"

At this time.

Lan Lan was a little curious and said, "I heard my aunt say that Chu Kuang is a good friend of Brother Xianyu?"

Lin Yuan: "Yeah."

Lan Lan: "Brother Xianyu can help me ask, why did you write Sirius dead?"

Lin Yuan: "This..."

Lan Lan: "And Cedric!"

Lin Yuan: "That..."

Lan Lan suddenly waved her small fist, and shouted angrily in immature words:

"I don't share the same spirit with the old thief Chu Kuang!"

Chu Kuang old thief?

Lin Yuan was speechless, this little loli found the righteous, but she couldn't refute it yet.

…

The barrage in the live broadcast room became denser and denser, and the audience applauded!

"well said!"

"Say what I feel!"

"I don't share the same spirit with the old thief Chu Kuang!"

"Look at the children, how are they all poisoned?"

"Daddy Fish, go and blow the hair on the old thief!"

"Resurrection of Sirius isn't too much, right?"

"By the way, Derek the Pistons isn't too much, right?"

"Hahaha."

"Father Yu said that he was implicated by the old thief Chu Kuang."

"Look at the awkward little eyes of Father Yu!"

…

At this time.

Wei Haoyun reached out and flipped through the top "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", suddenly his eyes widened:

"This is... Teacher Chu Kuang's signature?"

Chu Kuang's signature?

Everyone looked down quickly.

I saw this line written on the title page of the novel Long Fei Feng Wu:

[Wish Wei Lanlan a happy twelfth birthday, good health and good luck, learning and progress will always be happy-Chu Kuang]

"what!"

"It's really Teacher Chu Kuang's signature!"

"Representative, I want it too!"

"Me too, me and me too!"

"I am a big fan of Teacher Chu Kuang!"

"This should be the only Harry Potter series on the market that has an autograph by Mr. Chu Kuang?"

"I remember that Mr. Chu Kuang's autographed books are very rare, because he has never held any novel signing event, and only when he cooperated with the Yinlan Bookstore publishing activities in the early years did he give some bookmarks, which made it difficult to find these signed books! "

Everyone in the Fish Dynasty was thrilled!

Looking at the signature, all eyes are shining, and they can't wait to take it for themselves!

Huh!

Wei Lanlan was so excited that she hurriedly gathered these books together, her previous disappointment was gone!

"Thank you, Brother Xianyu!"

"Thank you Teacher Chu Kuang!"

The crisp sound reveals infinite surprises!

Ok?

Teacher Chu Kuang?

Didn't this little loli just yell "I and old thief Chu Kuang don't share the same spirit"?

…

Studio.

The audience who saw this scene were dumbfounded!

"sign?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Old thief Chu Kuang autographed?"

"How can little Lori be like this? You just said that you don't share the same life with the old thief Chu Kuang, how can you still receive his signed book? Now send the book to me and I will destroy it for you!"

"Leave it to me to destroy it!"

"Laughing!"

"Oh, it smells so good!"

"What a strong Wei Lanlan!"

"Little girl film, there are still two faces."

"Wei Lanlan: I and the old thief Chu Kuang don't share the same love!"

"Xian Yu: This is his signature book."

"Wei Lanlan: I like Teacher Chu Kuang the most!"

"Envy is crying!"

Chu Kuang's autographed books are too few on the market!

As a result, the value of Chu Kuang's signature is extremely high!

Regardless of how cool the fans scold the old thief, they actually want a book signed by Chu Kuang in their dreams!

…

at this time.

Lin Yuan suddenly smiled and said: "Are you sure these books, have you read all of them?"

Wei Lanlan nodded earnestly: "I did not miss one of the five Harry Potter series. I have watched the first three parts twice, and I dare not watch the fourth and fifth parts a second time..."

Lin Yuan broke Wei Lanlan's hand.

The girl held a pile of books to her chest like a kitten protecting her food, as if she was afraid that others would **** it, Lin Yuan finally pulled out the bottom book.

Smiled.

Lin Yuan said: "Have you read this book?"

Wei Lanlan wondered: "Of course I watch them all..."

Before the voice fell, Wei Lanlan suddenly covered her mouth, her eyes filled with incredible words!

Because the cover of the book that Lin Yuan pulled out was a bit strange.

Strangeness is right.

Because this is the sixth in the Harry series.

"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" has not yet been officially released on the Blue Star market on all continents!

"what!"

A huge surprise!

Chu Kuang's autograph has already made Wei Lanlan feel a huge surprise!

And when Lin Yuan came up with "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", a new work that has not yet been released on the market, it has already made countless readers of Blue Star on all continents eager to see, Wei Lanlan suddenly felt unprecedented happiness!

God knows how much she is looking forward to this book!

Perhaps this is destined to be the most memorable birthday in her life.

beside.

The complexions of Sun Yaohuo and several people changed, and obviously they all knew the meaning of this book's appearance here.

The sixth part!

The sixth part of the Harry Potter series will be released a few days later!

How good is the relationship between Xianyu and Chu Kuang to get such a new book that hasn't been released yet!

This thing is already regarded as a trade secret of Yinlan Book Bank!

…

Studio.

The audience was also dumbfounded!

"Depend on!"

"What did I see?"

"The sixth Harry Potter series that has not yet been released on the market!"

"Envy fish and beef batch!"

"This book hasn't been released yet, he actually got it!"

"It doesn't matter if you sign, after all, it's just a matter of effort for Chu Kuang, what's the matter with this unreleased "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"!"

"I envy little Lolita!"

"want to!"

"I want too!"

"Daddy Fish has seen the plot?"

"Seeking spoilers!"

"Don't don't don't don't, don't spoiler!"

"Just tell me if there are dead people in this movie!"

There are so many readers of the Harry Potter series, most of the people in the live broadcast room are actually crazy, one by one can't wait to rush into the screen and **** the book!

…

Shocked.

Xia Fan walked to the assistant and glanced at the barrage.

really.

At this time, the barrage is already densely packed.

Xia Fan couldn't help smiling and said, "The representative wants to interact with the audience. Everyone asks if you have read a new book."

Lin Yuan told the truth: "I've seen it."

Of course I have read it, and typed it out one by one.

Xia Fan said again: "The audience also asked you if anyone died in this movie."

The audience's heart suddenly tightened!

Wei Lanlan beside her also looked at Lin Yuan nervously.

This is probably the most concerned issue of Harry Potter series readers.

Lin Yuan pondered.

Xia Fan smiled and said, "Then let's skip this question..."

Lin Yuan suddenly interrupted Xia Fan:

"Harry..."

"Ron..."

"Hermione..."

Just when the audience's heartbeat began to accelerate, Lin Yuan suddenly smiled, "None of them died."

Barrage in the live room:

"Daddy fish scared me to death!"

"Skin!"

"Too skinny!"

"Damn, the protagonist trio is still playing a fart when they die!"

"The blood pressure almost came up."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Daddy Yu doesn't want to be spoiled."

"My breathing was almost stagnant just now."

"Why don't you come!"

"Say something we want to know!"

Looking at the barrage.

Xia Fan reminded: "Everyone, let you have some dry goods."

Dry goods?

Lin Yuan's expression suddenly became serious, a touch of sadness appeared in his eyes, and he said a few more names:

"Lupin..."

"More than…"

"Moody..."

"Colin..."

"Tonks..."

"Snape..."

"Fred..."

"Hedwig..."

Who else is there?

Lin Yuan said a bunch of familiar names in one breath, and then turned around again, smiling again:

"They are not dead in this one."

The audience in the live broadcast almost didn't jump on the spot after hearing the last sentence!

"Depend on!"

"I knew it!"

"It's skinning again!"

"Although I know it's a joke again, I still got a cold sweat, and my emotions are up. These are my favorite characters!"

"You even almost believed it."

"Hahaha."

"Old thief Chu Kuang is not that crazy."

"So many popular characters are going to die?"

"Father Yu has learned from Chu Kuang, and the sad look in his eyes just scared me!"

"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting!" Gu

"Hahahahaha, I feel the sixth is very stable!"

"Daddy Yu's words should be very credible."

"After all, he has already gotten the sixth one, he must have seen it."

"Safe!"

In the laughter, the audience breathed a sigh of relief.

Perhaps only Lin Yuan knew how ruthless his wave of spoilers was at this moment.

Reverse spoilers.

This point will only be relieved after everyone has watched the finale of the Harry Potter series.

This is psychology.

First use the real information that the protagonist such as Harry Potter will not die to confuse and interfere with the authenticity of the next information.

…

The birthday party is over.

The live broadcast is over too.

When Xia Fan said that the live broadcast was about to end, the audience were reluctant to give up, clamoring that they hoped to listen to the Yu Dynasty singing in the live broadcast room.

at this time.

Everyone also watched the live broadcast on the mobile phone.

Chen Zhiyu smiled and said, "Since everyone doesn't let us download it, let's sing one before the end."

"Row."

Everyone nodded.

Xia Fan found the accompaniment, directly connected the live broadcast room with the computer, and sang "The First Dream".

Jiang Kui sang "Big Fish".

Chen Zhiyu sang "Change Yourself".

Sun Yaohuo sang "Born Like Summer Flowers".

Zhao Yingge sang "Inflammable and Explosive".

Everyone unanimously sang the first song written by Xian Yu.

It's Wei Lucky's turn, and Lucky Sister also wants to sing the first song Xianyu wrote to her, the brainwashed "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style".

Who ever thought the audience was crazy:

"Don't "The Most Dazzling National Style"!"

"Our square plays this song every day!"

"Sister Lucky, let us go!"

"Sing "The Little River Flows"!"

"That song is a bit sad, let's have something cheerful."

"Good luck!"

"Yes, sing "Good Luck!"

"Good luck sister, let me be in your European spirit!"

Lucky sister laughed, and sang "Good Luck" to meet everyone's requirements. This song is her destiny.

Finally it was Lin Yuan's turn.

The barrage suddenly changed his face, and the screen was full of this song:

"The most dazzling national style!"

"The most dazzling national style!"

"The most dazzling national style!"

"Call you skin!"

"Just sing "The Most Dazzling National Style"!"

"It's OK to sing "Uneasy"!"

"Anyway, today must be a Divine Comedy!"

"The Divine Comedy plus one!"

"Daddy Fish, brainwash me!"

Lucky sister laughed straight forward and fell together.

This group of viewers would not let themselves sing "The Most Dazzling National Style", saying that they were tired of listening, too tortured, and so on. When it was the representative's turn, everyone started to want to listen to this song again, making it clear that they wanted to embarrass the fish.

The rest of the fish dynasty was also dumbfounded:

"It means that you haven't sang "The Most Dazzling National Style" with Lucky Sister before, although the lyrics are three words in the whole process."

Sun Yaohuo shouted: "Stay!"

Everyone shouted: "Stay!"

At this time.

Wei Lanlan cut some apples and gave them to everyone sensibly.

…

Lin Yuan took the peeled apple, said thank you, and suddenly moved in his heart.

Apple?

Little apple?

Isn’t there a song?

Lin Yuan said to the camera: "Since everyone is tired of listening to "The Most Dazzling National Style", let's change to a square dance song."

The audience was taken aback.

Square dance song?

Do you want to have another song?

Before everyone recovered, Lin Yuan had already found an accompaniment from the phone, it was "Little Apple".

He has recorded this song in idle time, and the accompaniment is readily available.

After a while.

Suddenly a burst of rhythmic music sounded in the live broadcast room, and the prelude alone made people want to be physically swayed!

In music.

Lin Yuan sang:

"I plant a seed

Finally grown fruit

Today is a great day

…"

What song is this?

Everyone in the Fish Dynasty showed a stunned expression.

Lin Yuan continued to sing:

"Pick off the stars and give it to you

Pull down the moon and give it to you

Let the sun rise for you every day

…"

Simple lyrics, simple melody, with an inexplicable taste of brainwashing.

The bodies of Sun Yaohuo and others began to beat the music.

"Become a candle and burn yourself just to illuminate you

Give me everything to you as long as you are happy

You make me meaningful every tomorrow

Although life is short, I love you and will never leave

…"

Everyone ate the apples and beat happily.

Lin Yuan also took a bite of the little apple, and suddenly sang:

"You are my little apple, I don’t want to love you too much

The little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life

Fire fire fire fire fire..."

The actions of Sun Yaohuo and others suddenly stopped, and then collectively laughed!

Little apple?

What the hell?

Thanks to Lanlan, it was an apple.

Whenever she just sent a few bananas over, you have to sing "You are my little banana" now?

Ok.

Apple is better!

rhyme!

Every word in Lin Yuan rhymes:

"You are my little little apple

Like the most beautiful cloud in the sky

Spring is here again, flowers blooming on the hillside

Plant hope and you will reap..."

In the live broadcast room.

The audience is stupid!

"what?"

"New song?"

"Brainwashed!"

"What is this?"

"This song is so exciting!"

"The level of brainwashing is not worse than "The Most Dazzling National Style", it really is a square dance song!"

"I have been poisoned!"

"Sure enough, when Daddy Yu is skinned, there is nothing wrong with others!"

"Damn it!"

"Why didn't Lanlan send me a pear just now?"

"Xian Yu: Then peel off the coconut skin, why would you give me a pear?"

In front of the camera.

Lin Yuan sang while eating apples.

In fact, his speech is not so clear:

"Never think you hate you, you like everything, every day with you is fresh; the sun is brighter with you, the night is not dark, you are white clouds and I am the blue sky, spring and you walk among the blooming flowers, summer night I will accompany you to watch the stars and blink, wandering with you in the golden wheat fields in autumn and dusk, and the flying snowflakes in winter will make you warmer!"

Everyone in the Fish Dynasty ate apples together.

Chen Zhiyu, the fastest eater, has lost the apple core in his hand, and can't wait to sing along with Lin Yuan:

"You are my little apple, you can't love you too much..."

brainwashing!

Extremely brainwashed!

There are obviously no lyrics!

Chen Zhiyu remembered the chorus after listening to it the first time!

Others finished the little apple and joined the chorus of the chorus. Some people hummed if they couldn't remember the lyrics:

"La la la la la la la la la!"

"La la la la la la la la la!"

"The little red face warms my heart, la la la la la la blazing fire!"

Fish Dynasty Chorus sings the brainwashing divine song "Little Apple"!

Obviously they are a bunch of world champions, but they are enjoying themselves at the moment!

…

In the live broadcast room.

The audience turned over!

The dynamic music melody, as if waves hit the shore, someone shaking their heads in front of the screen, wanting to dance lightly!

No one thought that Xianyu's new song would appear in this form in the live broadcast room!

What's more unexpected is that this is yet another square dance divine tune no less than "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style"!

"Absolutely!"

"Listen, listen, this is music!"

"It's over!"

"Can't get out!"

"This is Yu Dad's new song?"

"Why it happened to be Little Apple? Was it a temporary thought? The lyrics that came just after the word, this is too strong!"

"Shock!"

"A top big guy in a blue music club actually wrote this kind of song!"

"So magical!"

"Continue to play music and dance!"

"Booming in a trance!"

"Brothers, the square dance playlist can be updated!"

"This song can definitely fight against "The Most Dazzling National Style"!"

"Harry Potter didn't lie to me!"

"We have to use magic to defeat magic, and there is only magic that can defeat magic!"

"Master, please stop reading!"

"I surrender!"

"It won't work if you serve it!"

"Father Fish: You made me skin!"

How many songs can be brainwashed than "Little Apple"?

This song has grabbed countless aunt-level fans from "The Most Dazzling National Style" on the earth!

Don’t you see above the square:

Two groups of people are fighting in the square dance.

On the left is the "Huo Huo Huo" of "Little Apple";

On the right is "Stay" from "The Most Dazzling National Style"?

If "The Most Dazzling National Style" is half of the square dance?

Now the other half of the square dance "Little Apple" has appeared!

Magical?

brainwashing?

Who is afraid of whom!

…

Both sides of the screen.

The space battleship is launched frantically!

Lin Yuan was a little anxious when he saw this posture.

Have something to say well.

Why are you rewarding again?

It is not that Lin Yuan pretends to be noble.

It is mainly because Lin Yuan has seen a lot of news that caused some bad results due to excessive rewards in the live broadcast room. For example, the accountant of a certain company misappropriated to reward the female anchor...

Ok.

Anyway, Lin Yuan didn't want this kind of thing to happen to him.

The most important thing is that Lin Yuan is not so short of money now.

Are you short of money?

It's good to receive some tips.

Anyway, the talent has a clear conscience.

But today I don’t have any talent for acting.

It’s just that the fish dynasty opened a live broadcast for the children’s birthday, UU reading www. uukānshu.com, so let's just give some small gifts to everyone.

This tiger fish's space battleship.

According to Xia Fan, it is worth 10,000 yuan.

It's too expensive, it's unnecessary, and I don't lack that, so I feel ashamed.

Eh?

Thinking about this, Lin Yuan suddenly saw that there was an option to "Prohibit Charged Gifts" next to him.

The eyes lit up.

Small hands.

The space battleships on both sides have stalled!

At the same time, the audience received a reminder that rewards are not allowed in the live broadcast room!

"puff!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Is it okay to ban rewards?"

"Tiger fish: Is this function actually used?"

"Fish daddy cowhide!"

"Fuck, I'm really thinking about spawning a space battleship!"

"Open it to me!"

"Open it!"

"Good job as a reward!"

"Please give me a reward!"

"My space battleship is out of gas!"

"If Xianyu plays live, there really won't be any other anchors."

Check it out.

The local tyrants turned up because they couldn't give rewards!

But the "leopard heads" in the live broadcast room laughed happily!

Laughing crazy!

Who has seen this scene?

Other anchors are asking fans and viewers for rewards. When they arrive at Xianyu, they become fans begging him to receive rewards. However, Xianyu does not take care of them, and directly turns off the reward function. There are countless space warships. Turn off instantly!

Xian Yu is so headstrong!

The whole live broadcast room is full of joyful atmosphere!

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ps: The live broadcast is similar to the daily interspersed and adjusted. Some people think that water is good, and some people think it is good. If you don’t think it’s OK, just do it. Anyway, this kind of plot will definitely not expand too much. The number of words in this chapter is okay. , Everyone rest early.