Full-time Artist
Chapter 74: The death of a small civil servant
"The death of a small civil servant?"
Seeing this title, Wei Long subconsciously thought it was a short reasoning story. Because the subject matter is not limited, there are many short story creations on reasoning themes among the thirty short story writers who have submitted one after another.
Click it.
Weilong glanced at the number of words, then was stunned.
One thousand eight hundred characters?
He suspected that he was wrong.
Although short stories don’t have a lot of words, I also specifically advise Chu Kuang that short stories should be short rather than long, and not too many words...
But this is too little, right?
The full text is less than two thousand words?
When I said a little bit shorter, I mean that the novel is about 3,000 to 5,000 words!
Chu Kuang probably listened to his own advice and misunderstood, so he deliberately shortened the number of words——
He thought the shorter the better?
If it is for this reason that affects the quality of the work, I really have sinned, and Wei Long couldn't help holding his forehead.
Let’s read the novel first:
【This is an ordinary night, the small civil servant is sitting in the second row of the main hall, watching a theater performance with binoculars. At this moment, he only feels that the years are peaceful. 】
Years are quiet?
This is the first time Wei Long has seen this description, but it seems that he can accurately understand the meaning of these four words without thinking.
"Interesting description."
The next description is more interesting: [But suddenly, his face wrinkled, his eyes were gone, his breathing stopped, he took off the binoculars from his eyes, and bent down...]
Is this a heart attack?
Is this the death of a small civil servant?
A small civil servant who doesn't even have a name?
Weilong couldn't figure it out, until he continued to look at it, he didn't realize that the small civil servant had just sneezed.
"Puff."
Looking back, isn’t the previous description just the state of a person when sneezing? Chu Kuang’s description looks like a mouthful, but it also gives people a strange sense of rigor, so that Wei Long’s mind appeared. A picture of a person sneezing.
It's just a sneeze, the small civil servants naturally don't panic at all, and everyone sneezes.
For this behavior, the most serious consequence is nothing more than a cold.
Weilong thinks so too.
But the turning point of the story appeared here: [The little civil servant panicked, because he saw that an old man sitting in the first row of the main hall in front of him was rubbing his bald head and neck with gloves and muttering in his mouth. 】
obviously.
The sneeze of the little civil servant splashed on the little old man.
And the small civil servants panic is because...
The little civil servant recognized that little old man as a retired general who worked in a certain department!
"He will be killed by the general?"
Weilong inevitably thinks of the title of the story again.
People who read novels will always make up for the next content.
But short stories are hard to correct.
The small civil servant did start to apologize as expected.
But the general was not as furious as Wei Long had thought, but he expressed his understanding with magnanimity.
"This general is a smiling tiger? Show his generosity in public, but will revenge small civil servants in private?"
This is a new association of Weilong.
And this little civil servant who has no name naturally has similar concerns.
So he apologized again, swearing all kinds of bets, saying that he really didn't mean it.
General seemed to be annoyed, and said: ["Oh, please sit down! Let me listen to the play!"]
General is angry? The small civil servants became more panicked.
This good show on the stage, he can never enter it again.
Until the rest time, the general went to the bathroom, and he followed suit and apologized for the third time.
[Oh, that's enough...I have forgotten, but you can't stop talking! 】
General shook his pants and fastened his belt, helplessly, and curled his lips impatiently.
Weilong suddenly said: "It seems that the general is indeed not angry."
Influenced by the title, he always thought that the general would kill the civil servants for this. However, according to the description in the novel, the general has expressed forgiveness several times, obviously not such a stingy person.
For a small civil servant, this sneeze was just a false alarm.
Weilong is relieved.
The small civil servant was not relieved.
He is still engaged in various psychological activities: [He said he had forgotten, but there is a fierce light in his eyes, and he is unwilling to talk too much, I should explain to him, that I really didn’t mean to, that means sneezing It is the law of nature, otherwise he would think that I deliberately spat at him, even if he didn't think so at the moment, he would definitely think so in the future! 】
Too bad, right?
Weilong suddenly thought the small civil servant was a little funny.
When he got home, the young civil servant told his wife about his failure. The wife was also shocked and persuaded the young civil servant to apologize.
The small civil servant complained: [That's what I said! I have already paid for it, but somehow, he is so weird that he doesn't seem to want to hear me explain. 】
I have forgiven you!
Are you not persecuted delusion?
The brain supplement of the small civil servant made Wei Long’s laugh gradually louder.
By the way, this little civil servant just didn’t get the hang of it. The next day he actually put on his uniform seriously and boarded the general’s house with a grand gift, and apologized again—
Don't talk about generals.
Weilong felt that he was himself, being pestered by one person, and apologizing endlessly, he would feel bewildered.
At this time, the general is meeting guests and seems to be an important guest.
The small civil servant can only apologize again after the general finishes his meeting.
Same as before.
General expressed his understanding, but when he spoke, he couldn't help showing a frowning face.
"Scared face."
The four words almost burst Wei Long's smile.
Apologizing is originally a kind of politeness, but if you encounter such a small civil servant who likes to chase after himself to apologize, how can you not forgive him?
At the same time, Wei Long felt a little sympathetic to the general.
As a small civil servant, he naturally took the general's frowning face into his eyes, and he felt uneasy and felt that the general obviously did not intend to forgive himself.
For the sake of the future.
Although he felt that the general was too stingy and caught his mistake, he still wanted to make it back.
So he decided to write a letter to the general, and sincerely explained the reason.
It is a pity that his mind is empty, and he can't even write a letter.
He can only visit again on the third day ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ to express his apologies.
The novel is basically over here.
With the civil servant’s apologies time and time again, the last few paragraphs formed a simple and concise ending, an unexpected ending.
【"Get out!" The general yelled, his face turned blue and his whole body was shaking. 】
["What?" asked the small civil servant, numb with fear. 】
["Get out!" The general said again, stamping his foot. 】
[There seems to be something churn in the stomach of the little civil servant. He can't see or hear anything. He retreats to the door, walks to the street, and walks slowly... He wandered to the house, too He didn't take off his uniform and lay down on the sofa...dead. 】
【……】
Yes, the small civil servant died.
This is where the title of the death of a small civil servant came from.
He apologized again and again for entanglement, and finally angered the general completely. As a result, when the general became angry, he was scared to death by his own brain!
Is this a novel with more than a thousand words?
is not an imaginary reasoning, nor is it an imaginary general killing, but a story of a person being scared to death by his own brain.
Although it is only a thousand words short, the content is extremely exaggerated, but it seems to fit a certain logic, allowing readers to naturally accept the setting of the novel, so that the whole story is full of fun!
this moment.
Wei Longle's pen-hold shot of his thigh, unexpectedly Chu Kuang would also play humor.
But halfway through the laugh, Wei Long's smile suddenly froze, and the picture seemed to freeze.
As if the electric current spread all over the body, suddenly a spirit was stirred, Wei Long's eyes widened like a demon!
"Wait... this story..."
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