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Chapter 801 Extra: Two or three things about a blind date
During the offseason during the Spring Festival holiday, all members of the Mist and Rain club who are not in the local area have gone home, and those who are in the local area are also returning home to spend a few days with their families.
As the captain, Chu Yunxiu naturally returned home.
Apart from the happy life of the first three days, Chu Yunxiu's life also began to become difficult.
"Ye Xiu, he really hit me... click, click, click." Chu Yunxiu lay on the bed, reached for a piece of potato chips, and scrolled through his phone.
The top news on the God's Realm forum is that Lord Grim took one month to reach the top of the competition server ladder list.
Playing an average of three games a day, in the next few days, the challengers will basically become completely high-end.
The sound of rain in the night, Wang Buluxing, A Shot Through the Clouds, One Autumn Leaf, Behemoth, Shen Hongyi, Perun, Dracula, god...
As long as Lord Grim pointed out the challenge, no one chose to shirk. They all tried their best and died under Lord Grim's Thousand Chance Umbrella.
Chu Yunxiu opened the group chat and started chatting with a group of people.
Click, the door was opened.
Chu Yunxiu's face turned dark. She could already imagine what her mother would say next.
"Why are you lying on the bed playing with your mobile phone again! Still eating in bed! You kid! How old are you..."
well.
Chu Yunxiu got up.
"Hey, Xiuxiu, come on, mommy wants to tell you something." Chu's mother sat on the edge of the bed with a smile on her face and patted Chu Yunxiu's legs. Although she saw the potato chip dregs that fell on the bed, she He actually didn't say anything more, he still had that pleasant expression.
"..." Chu Yunxiu became alert, something was wrong, something was really wrong! She actually didn't scold herself and spoke to herself so kindly. Is this really her mother? No, showing courtesy for nothing, a weasel paying New Year greetings to a rooster, definitely building a narrow road openly and secretly spending time in Chencang...
"Look at you, you're not young anymore, right? I saw the photos you posted a few days ago. That friend of yours has already got married when his children are young. You said that your parents were very supportive when you were playing in Glory. Right, then look..." Chu's mother began to talk pleasantly.
It's over, that's the worst case scenario. .
Chu Yunxiu's eyes darkened, and his hands hidden under the quilt kept tapping on the mobile phone. For professional players, touch typing was a basic operation.
Fengcheng Yanyu: [Someone call me quickly, quickly! Anyone can do it! 】
"...Look, there are some good-looking young men where your Aunt Li works. Think about it and have a meal sometime, yes, yes, this young man is pretty good at playing Glory. I heard Did you win any awards when you were in school?"
"Mom, um... uh... wait a minute, my phone is ringing!" Chu Yunxiu said quickly, and then quickly took out his phone.
"Hello? Captain Chu, what's wrong?" Li Hua's confused voice sounded.
"Ah? What are you talking about? What happened to the team? Speak slowly. Speak slowly. Don't be in a hurry." Chu Yunxiu said quickly.
Chu's mother originally frowned, but after hearing the voice over there, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she started listening directly to Chu Yunxiu's cell phone.
"Ah? Oh, yes, yes... uh, mom, our captain... yes, it's Sister Yunxiu, uh, team affairs, Xingxin's people said they want to play friendly matches together to improve, you see..." and Chu Yun Li Hua, who had cooperated with Xiu tacitly for several years, instantly understood what Chu Yunxiu meant, and then the two of them started making up random things. In the end, neither of them knew what to say and hung up the phone.
"Xiuxiu, this is that Li Hua, isn't it, your vice-captain?" Chu's mother asked with eyes shining.
"Ah, yes..." Chu Yunxiu was stunned for a moment and nodded.
"I've seen photos of that kid. He's quite mature and steady. If it's him, that's actually pretty good. Where does his family come from? Do he have any older siblings? By the way, what do his parents do..."
……Depend on!
"Well, Mom, we have team affairs. I, I'll go ahead and go to the club. I won't be back for dinner at night!" Chu Yunxiu jumped up, grabbed his shirt and started to put it on.
Snap, the things in the pocket fell out. Chu's mother looked down and her unsuppressed anger burst out: "Smoking! You're still smoking, right?"
"It's not mine. I saw Ye Xiu that day and he put it here for me! That one is not mine!"
"Let you smoke, let you eat in bed, let you..."
Chu Yunxiu was kicked out of the house.
Li Hua on the other side looked at a room full of mom's good sisters and laughed dryly: "Um, mom, auntie, our team has something to do, I'll go first..."
"Hey, let's go, let's go, it's not fun to listen to us chatting, isn't it?"
"Hey, Xiaohua, when you go out on a date, just say it's a date! You're older and your mother won't tell you anything. Your captain is pretty good, and he's also a world champion... By the way, if you still have any money, let's give it to you. Can you get some?"
…
"How are you doing over there?" Chu Yunxiu sighed, squatting on the curb and smoking, watching the cars passing by on the opposite side, feeling infinite melancholy in his heart.
Otherwise, how about telling my mother that I actually like girls?
Li Hua also sighed helplessly: "It's the same with me over there... Fortunately, the message you sent me, captain, gave me a chance to run out, otherwise I would have talked about this matter in the next step."
"Alas..." Chu Yunxiu stubbed out the cigarette on the ground in pain, and handed the cigarette butt to Li Hua, and Li Hua also threw the cigarette butt into the trash can very naturally.
"What are you going to do? I can't go back home now. Why don't I go to the club and see if any of the kids who just came to the training camp are talented?"
"The club's circuit maintenance is coming today..." Li Hua sighed.
"...Fuck." Chu Yunxiu cursed: "Let's go and eat. I...eh?"
Chu Yunxiu took out her phone and found that her phone had run out of power and had automatically shut down.
"Let's go, Captain Chu, I'll treat you." Li Hua smiled: "Then find a place to charge the battery."
"Tsk, ok, you are still loyal enough." Chu Yunxiu sighed: "Where can I find a partner..."
"Don't worry, wait until you retire... then we'll talk..."
k city
"Lele, tell me honestly, you really don't like boys as you say online, right? Is that...Sun Zheping?"
Zhang Jiale smiled bitterly: "Mom, who did you listen to?"
"That's it, the little girl named Dai Yanqi from your professional circle. I see her being knocked to death every day by posting the CP of flowers and blood..." Zhang Ma asked worriedly: "Mom said I will give you absolute tolerance. , But, if this is the case... Mom still wants to have a grandson. Wow Lele, look at Xiaobai, that child is polite and awesome. He even gave gifts to his family before. The most important thing is that they are all married now. My daughter-in-law is also very beautiful. Tell me about you... By the way, your boss at Xingxin is very nice. He is good-looking and polite. Although he is a little older, the older one will love others, or Xiao Dai will also be in contact with her. ? This girl is quirky and has a good personality... Sigh, you Xingxin girls have so many, why didn't you know, and now they are all gone..."
It’s your uncle’s, Xiaobai’s, your uncle’s, Ye Xiu…
Zhang Jiale almost scolded these two harmful people to death.
"Dong dong dong!"
"Who is it?" Zhang Ma got excited and shouted, but she also stood up and walked towards the door.
"...Hello, aunt."
"Uh... little, little grandson." Mother Zhang was a little embarrassed. Just now she was slandering her grandson, but now she said: "Come on, come on, come on in, come on in, Lele, go..."
"Um, no need auntie, I'm here to have fun...Zhang Jiale plays ball." Sun Zheping motioned to the basketball in his hand.
"Ah, that's it, but Lele..."
"I'm ready, let's go quickly."
"Eh? Don't you need to change clothes?"
"Buy it somewhere else."
"Forehead……"
Zhang's mother looked worriedly as the two disappeared from the elevator entrance.
This...could what Xiao Dai said be true? How can I add her contact information and ask...
"Fuck..." Zhang Jiale, who was getting angrier as he thought about it, couldn't help but curse out. He took out his phone and started typing to curse Bai Mo and Ye Xiu.
"What's wrong?" Sun Zheping was practicing shooting to warm up.
"It's not like these two guys, one is married and the other is engaged. My mother found out and started urging me hard today..." Zhang Jiale said cursingly, as if Huang Shaotian was possessed.
Bai Mo's response was only a photo of the two holding hands while climbing a mountain, with shining rings on both hands.
md.
Zhang Jiale threw the phone aside with a dark face: "Come play ball!"
"Um."
g city
"Hey, second aunt, your boss seems to have started working too. Is it going well? Has he been bullied by his boss? Now I heard that the market is not going well, but I have to ask him to pay attention to this. I don't know when he can't stand it anymore and will resign. But Don't be anxious. You know that your children are all grown up and have their own ideas. It's okay to be anxious about this matter. Hey, second aunt, don't leave. Give me some of those pumpkin seeds too."
"Third aunt, third aunt, your daughter hasn't come back yet. Oh, let me tell you that overseas is not that good. The most important thing is that they are all a little too weak. This is not good. This time I went to Zurich and basically all of them were beaten by me. It’s just trying to turn the tide, isn’t it? You didn’t watch it, it’s okay, it’s okay. My fans online edited a lot of videos for me and I sent them to you. Just send them directly to our family group.”
"Cousin, why are you running away? Is this my little nephew? He's so cute. Children's education must be started from the beginning. Enroll him in more classes. That's for sure. We really can't let them come to us. My current annual salary at the Blue Rain Youth Training Camp is about this amount, which does not include the second aunt who is the spokesperson. I am not saying anything bad about my cousin, I am just telling the truth. If you don’t like to hear it, I won’t say it..."
"Auntie, please let me know when you will introduce someone to me. I feel like I am too old to be that young..."
Huang Shaotian was cracking melon seeds while talking, and occasionally glanced at the matter of being urged to get married that was now being discussed among the professional players. He was still typing ridiculously fast with one hand, and even started to quarrel with Liu Xiaobie.
Blind date, huh, that’s because you don’t know what position Mr. Huang and I have in our Huang family!
Soksar: [Shaotian, are you at home? 】
Ye Yushengfan: [I'm almost bored to death! 】
Soksar: [That’s good. 】
"Shaotian! Your friend is here!"
So fast? Huang Shaotian was stunned for a moment, turned to look, and then saw a very incredible scene in the Huang family courtyard. Huang Shaotian, who was known as the devil in the Huang family, got up and ran away. The bench fell to the ground, and he almost fell to the ground, and then directly He ran into the room and locked it.
Who is so capable? Um? Xiao Yu, but...who is this little foreign girl?
"Lord Sword Master! Hey, auntie, good new year, uncle, new year, good sister, new year, little brother, happy new year, where did that, Master Sword Master go..." Napoleon looked at the confused people in the yard with a blank look on his face.
"Sword Master... Shaotian, Shaotian just ran to his room." The eldest cousin was stunned, and then pointed in the direction of Huang Shaotian's room.
…
"Lord Sword Master!"
"Xiao Yu, this little girl...is..." Huang Ma asked after being confused for a while.
"Ah, our new teammate." Yu Wenzhou smiled: "He seems to like Shaotian very much."
…
"Quick, quick, go and set off the 100,000 firecrackers I brought!"
"Finally there is a girl who can take in Xiaotian's child."
"I even want to go to Xiao Yu's house to propose marriage..."
"Ah, ah?" Yu Wenzhou was stunned.
"Xiao Yu, remember to come during the Chinese New Year this year! We have many little girls in the Huang family. Let me tell you which one you like!"
"Ah...Auntie, um, no need..."
Yu Wenzhou felt like crying but had no tears.
s city
"Many people praise you, Xiao Zhou!"
"Yeah." Zhou Zekai looked at the aunt who asked him, smiled, and nodded.
"Xiao Zhou is good at everything, but he doesn't like to talk."
Zhou Zekai lowered his head in embarrassment.
"That's right, you're too shy. I heard that Xiao Zhou has a lot of female fans, right?"
"That's because our Xiao Zhou is so handsome, how can he not have female fans?"
Zhou's mother looked proud. If she and Zhou Zekai went out together, everyone would think that they were siblings of about the same age. That's why Xiao Zhou inherited her beauty but failed to learn her own eloquence. Instead, she followed him Dad is also a dull gourd!
"Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, if there is a girl you like, mom will tell you." Mother Zhou stood up on tiptoes and rubbed Zhou Zekai's head.
"Yeah." Zhou Zekai smiled.
"No..." Zhou's mother was a little regretful: "You see, Brother Fang, it seems that you are all starting to prepare for pregnancy, and you will have children soon. This makes your mother a little worried..."
"Huh?" Zhou Zekai was stunned for a moment. This time he was really stunned...
"It's your Sister-in-law Fang who said it!"
…
Women are so scary.
Xiao Zhou nodded silently.
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