Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

Master Niu’s self-destruction caused water friends to crash one by one.

The speed was too fast and there was no time to brake

“After working for a long time, Master Niu has never been married? How did you realize these principles?”

“Can’t we talk about the principles of marriage without getting married? Then I have never eaten shit, so I can’t say that shit is bitter and sour?”

“That bitter and sour brother, stop pretending! You must have eaten shit secretly, right?”

“Haha, it made me laugh so hard, but when I turned around and realized that I was also single, I laughed and cried.”

It hurts my heart. Master Niu’s self-deprecating words deeply hurt water friends.

Today’s love is too realistic.

“Society is like this now. If your external conditions are not good enough, girls are not willing to understand your inner talents at all!”

“Well, I’ve been laughing and can’t stop laughing now. There is a saying that I finally understand: the core of comedy is tragedy!”

Everyone feels the same and understands the difficulties faced by men.

“Well, Mr. Zhu, now that the matter is resolved, it’s time for us Golden Eye to leave.”

There are some things that Gu Fei shouldn’t say in front of Mr. Zhu.

“Well, host, let me give it to you”

“Just go to the door.”Gu Fei, Master Niu and others walked to the door and turned around to ask Mr. Zhu to go back.

The house was in a mess and he couldn’t leave.

The reason why Gu Fei did this was to help Master Niu. He is now a bachelor!

Maybe he can get out of his single life by relying on the Golden Eye program

“Master Niu. On the way, Gu Fei was looking for a topic,”Why is the faucet in Mr. Zhu’s house broken? Can you tell?””

“Because of violent collisions and violent use.”

The words are exactly the same as the words of after-sales representative Gong Shengyu. The connotation is

“Haha, Master Niu is here to make up for it, and he won’t even spare the adulterer and the adulteress at the kitchen sink!”

“Although Master Niu has no partner, it does not prevent him from being a master of marriage and my idol.”

While chatting, more of Master Niu’s skills were revealed. He is really knowledgeable and talented.

Repairing water and electricity, repairing home appliances, opening and changing locks, most of them have something to do with life!

He knows astronomy from the top, geography from the bottom, and understands people and people. Yin and yang.

World affairs, national events, clear and logical analysis.

Music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs, and a wide range of hobbies!

Netizens can’t help but sigh, what a versatile master.

Unfortunately, he is not very good-looking and has no money, so he has no partners.

Reality There are always a group of unsatisfactory people in the world, who are ordinary and boring on the outside, but amazing and talented on the inside.

There are stars and sea in their hearts, but their feelings are often hurt.

“Nonsence! What a world! A person as awesome as Master Niu has no partner, but a rogue keyboard warrior can hug him on both sides!”

“In front of you, don’t compare the keyboard warrior with Master Niu. Although everyone is just talking on paper, they are talented, and the keyboard warrior can only complain.”

“Are there any older girls in the live broadcast room? How about getting to know Master Niu?”

This is Yue Lao’s business.

Gu Fei also had the same idea. As they were talking and walking, the group of them had already walked out of the community.

“Good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls are unique. Gu Fei asked,”Do you think Master Niu is awesome?””

“ox!”

The barrage flooded the screen again, as if tens of thousands of cows were running wildly.

“Is it a loss to be friends with such an awesome master?”

The ability to stir up trouble, Gu Fei is extremely proficient in it.

“Not a loss!”

The barrage in the live broadcast room gathered into a sea of joy

“Since there is no loss, why not act quickly?”

After this program, even if Master Niu can’t get out of the singles quickly, his business will definitely explode!

Another one that became popular inexplicably.

The people’s livelihood news program Golden Eye suddenly became”If You Are the One”, and it immediately became a topic of conversation among netizens after dinner.

“Brother Fei actually became single that month, haha! I hope Master Niu will find a partner soon”

“As expected of a golden eye, he not only does serious things, but he also doesn’t let go of anything that is not serious.”

“Ouch, I have a mother-in-law! From defending furniture rights to repairing faucets, from catching an adulterer on live broadcast to introducing a partner? The wonders of GoldenEye certainly live up to their reputation! The plot is completely unpredictable, haha!”

“ah! my eyes! Flash blind labor titanium alloy dog eyes. Come here because of its reputation, damn it!”

…………

After saying goodbye to the grateful Master Niu, Gu Fei took the cameraman and assistant Xiaoxue to the special car.

It’s approaching seven o’clock, night falls, and the lights in the city flicker

“Audience friends, I hope everyone can learn a lesson from the faucet repair incident. Marriage is not easy, so cherish relationships. Gu

Fei made the final speech of the show:”Times have progressed, and it is no longer the old king next door who destroys marriages, but the young version of the old king next door, and the little king next door.””

Open your mouth and use a venomous tongue, but it still tastes the same.

“Pfft, Xiao Wang next door, the youth version of Lao Wang next door, haha! Brother Fei was watching the barrage the whole time, right?”

“God TM times are progressing, and Lao Wang next door has also launched a youth version, Xiao Wang next door, haha.”

The summary continues, and the laughter never stops.

“If you don’t want to be too green, be careful with the red pants next door.”

“The combination of red and green can lead to an unfaithful marriage.”

With Gu Fei’s additions, the image of the cuckold and the red panties became more vivid and vivid.

The cuckold sufferer, the lover in red panties

“Finally, I would like to advise all water friends, don’t repair your faucets if you have nothing to do!”Gu Fei finished summarizing, and it was time to say goodbye to this episode of the program,”This ends this episode of”Golden Eye”.——”

Before he finished speaking, Gu Fei saw a familiar police car parked on the opposite side.

Well, it looks like it won’t be over for the time being.

“That is, Officer Li and the others?”The cameraman immediately turned his camera to the opposite side. The familiar license plate was unmistakable! When the police came to the community at meal time, there was definitely something wrong!

Seeing the police car, the fans in the live broadcast room were as excited as if they had been shot.

“The license plate is correct, it’s Officer Li who arrested my aunt last time! Haha, who are they going to arrest this time?”

“Could it be that Mr. Zhu called the police to arrest the little king next door?”

If you want to know the truth, you have to rely on Gu Fei

“Come on, let’s go there!”

Maybe it’s another hot news. How could Gu Fei miss it?

Seeing his old acquaintances from Golden Eye again, Officer Li and Officer Zhu got out of the car with a smile and said hello.

“I didn’t expect to meet again so soon, what a coincidence!”

“Officer Li, are you calling the police?”

“That’s right.”Officer Li explained while interacting with friends in the live broadcast room,”We received a report that someone was engaged in illegal transactions in the community here!”

“Illegal transaction?”

“Well, sex trade!”

After hearing this word, netizens were so excited that they all wanted to rush to the scene along the Internet cable!

“Digging! Hey, isn’t that the kind of thing?”

“Isn’t it too exciting? You just caught someone cheating on a live broadcast, and now you’re here to catch prostitutes and whores? Goldeneye YYDS!”

These barrages made Officer Li shake his head.

Everyone in this class is an LSP, but they are kind-hearted in nature.

“The person who made the report was a college student who saw the same scene three days ago and then called the police.”Officer Li said to netizen Pufa,”Friends, remember, if you encounter something like this in the future, don’t have wild imaginations and call the police directly!”

After the legal education, Officer Li pointed to the east and smiled at Gu Fei:”Let’s go, let’s go take a look since we’re here. But what can and cannot be photographed, you understand?”

Can this kind of thing be broadcast?

“Great!”The water friends jumped three feet high, and the exciting scene came!

“Brother Fei is awesome! The golden eye is awesome!”

(PS: You can search it online. Many of these news are adapted from real events. The stories are really true. Reality is more outrageous than fiction! It is difficult to write funny novels. Sometimes I can’t hold back a few lines in an hour. I hope readers will give me more support) It will be great to read books on May Day! Recharge 100 and get 500 VIP coupons!

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