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“In order to reason with the female anchor, you summoned 6 sisters to come to the door together?”

“Yes, it is very dangerous for us girls to go alone, so I asked my sisters to go with us to feel safe.”

Such double standards make people unable to complain.

Water friends almost vomited out their last night’s meal.

“Then you argue, all the way from each other’s houses to the streets. When you get to the street, you start beating people, right?”

“We girls hit people for no reason?”

“It seems that the fault lies with the other party. You are right to hit someone, right?”

“Is such that.”The leading female boxer really thought that Gu Fei was helping her,”Host, you must make the decision for us. Look how hard you can hit!”

“It was very serious, with injuries all over his body.”Gu Fei was still confusing these guys,”It’s lucky that the seven of you gathered together, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. After saying that

, Gu Fei glanced meaningfully at Officer Li next to him.

“”Gathering a crowd”, extract the keywords.

With one look, I understood.

Picking quarrels and provoking troubles refers to the behavior of perpetrators gathering in groups to fight, chasing, intercepting others, taking things by force or arbitrarily damaging, and occupying public and private property.

The crime of picking quarrels and provoking troubles has not escaped!

In a few words, Gu Fei came up with another crime

“Bengbu is here, Brother Fei is taking the bamboo shoots! You have eaten all the giant panda’s bamboo shoots!”

“Did you see that the normal methods of dealing with female boxers are useless, you have to use dirty tricks!”

“Learned, learned, one thing on the surface but another behind the scenes, right?”

After doing the math, there are five crimes in total.

After recording them in a small notebook, Officer Li deliberately brought them in front of the camera to show them to the water friends.

“Did you see, these are the five crimes listed by the police, they are real and effective!”

“Hahahaha, Brother Fei made the seven dwarfs dance around. He is indeed the weird golden eye that walks all over the place. I love it.”

Get down and laugh!

Hilarious accidents are happening all over the country again.

Some people hit the wall while walking, some drank water and sprayed it, some dropped their mobile phones into the toilet, and some dropped them.

I have never seen anything so funny and stupid!

Don’t I’m afraid, female boxers are all paper tigers

“I saw the video of the fight online. Gu Fei asked,”Where is that fruit knife?””

“What’s wrong with me, host?”

When Officer Li and others arrived at the scene, the group of people had already been lying on the ground, and they were all thinking,”Oh shit,” so the fruit knife incident was ignored.

“Can you show it to me?”

Although Gu Fei’s request was a bit strange, the short woman in charge didn’t think much and handed it over.

After taking the fruit knife, Gu Fei immediately handed it to Officer Li and told him:”Put away the evidence.”

“……”

I can’t hold it any longer!

Can we be any more casual about taking evidence from the perpetrator?

One dares to ask, the other dares to give.

One more crime

“Officer Li, this woman just stabbed someone with a fruit knife and almost killed someone!”

“Yes, yes, if it weren’t for sister Zilong’s skills, she might have been in the ICU.”

Netizens were all saying that the matter was serious now.

Officer Li immediately wrote down this crime in his notebook.

Intentional injury (attempt)!

Fortunately, the attempt was unsuccessful, otherwise the matter would not have ended well.

You did not hurt the other party, but It doesn’t stop us from adding a charge. Some people are scared to death.

Don’t reason with female boxers, just follow the law!

“There are six crimes. There are seven dwarfs in total. How about adding up the seven crimes and making a seven deadly sins?”

“The water friend above, you are really what pandas want to eat – snatching bamboo shoots, but I like it, so I suggest adding another crime to make up the seven.”

Gu Fei directly convicted seven of them of six crimes in one interview, which was unprecedented!

“How about getting another one together. Gu

Fei turned his head and said to Officer Li:”Legal, there is a crime of gathering a crowd to fight, right?””

“have!”Officer Li understood and wrote down the last crime in his notebook.

The crime of affray!

Okay, the seven of you have completed the seven deadly sins and will become the most dazzling girls in the prison!

The interview game is over and it’s time to move on to the next step. It’s time.

Gu Fei asked his assistant Xiaoxue to call the female anchor who was drinking tea. Some matters required both sides to confront each other.

After a while, the female anchor Zhao Yun came over with a smile and a disposable tea cup.

The tea at the police station today was particularly special. fragrant

“Sister Zilong likes to drink tea so much. If I go, why don’t you still drink tea?”

“This girl is just watching a show. One against seven female war goddesses, what is there to be afraid of?”

Taking a few steps forward, Gu Fei came to Zhao Yun for an interview.

“Hello, I am Gu Fei, the host of GoldenEye. According to netizens, you are a Red Alert anchor, and your ID is Baiyun in the Blue Sky, right?”

“yes host”

“How to call it?”

“Call me Baiyun”

“Baiyun, you heard what they just said. Are they telling the truth?”

“Yes, it’s true”

“Is there anything you want to say?”

“I have nothing to say to these scumbags. Zhao Yun turned to the seven dwarfs coldly,”When will they be locked up?””

“you! You bitch!”

Being openly provoked, the seven dwarfs got angry.

In order to prevent the situation from escalating, Officer Li immediately stopped them.

“Guys, please pay attention to your words and deeds”

“Uncle policeman, you have to make the decision for us!”The seven beaten female fists performed a painful drama,”Look, what a bitch she beat us into! There are injuries all over the body! We have to go to the hospital for a full body checkup and must pay compensation, at least 50,000 yuan per person!”

The lion opened his mouth.

“We were beaten like this, didn’t the police officer care?”

“It seems like you were the ones who made the first move, right?”

Officer Li was speechless. It was so difficult to deal with this group of female boxers.

How did Gu Fei do it just now? Can he play with these seven in the palm of his hand?

“Look, this bitch doesn’t have any injuries on her body. We are all covered with them. Could it be that she beat us?”

It doesn’t matter who strikes first, what matters is who gets hurt!”

“I want to correct that.”Officer Li explained,”She didn’t hit you, she was acting in self-defense.”

“What is legitimate defense?”

“？？？”

If you are blind to the true Dharma, no wonder you are lawless!

What do you female boxers do every day?

Only boxing?

Me, let me go!

Officer Li really couldn’t talk any more, so he held back his resentment and left the problem to Gu Fei to handle.

“Brother, I can’t handle these seven weirdos. It’s up to you.……”

Trouble, Gu Fei has to take care of it

“If you have anything to say, you should tell me.”

“Good host!”

The seven dwarfs immediately started chatting and reduced the female anchor to nothing.

“She must compensate each of us 50,000 yuan. This is the price we must pay for beating someone!”

“indeed. Gu Fei nodded,”She hit someone, and she hit someone hard!””

“The host is right!”

“But, I don’t think it’s wrong for her to hit someone?”

“？？？？？？”

Not only the scene, but also the entire live broadcast room was full of question marks.

Gu Fei changed the subject, leaving the seven female boxing fighters stunned.

What, is it okay to hit someone?

What logic!

“She is a girl, right? Gu Fei asked with a smile,”How can a girl make a mistake?””

“She beat people and beat us like this!!”

“You can’t say that.”

Gu Fei waved his hand, and changed the rhetoric used by these female boxers before.

“How helpless and desperate does a girl have to be to hit someone in public?”

“Do girls hit people for no reason? She must have hit you because you were at fault.”

“So the moment she hits someone, it means you are wrong!”

“This is what you said, and it’s absolutely not wrong!”

The familiar lines made the female boxer stunned.

Is this okay?

I couldn’t hold it in any longer, and the live broadcast room burst into unprecedented laughter.

“Ouch, ouch, my belly!”

“Brother Fei, you are so cruel, you want to laugh me to death, right?”

“Damn it, damn it, I’m so uneducated, I can go all over the world with just one word of shit!”

Brother Fei told them that they must use magic to defeat magic.

It’s funny to talk to Nuquan about normal people’s logic. If you want to use it, you must also use their set of logic.

“Brother Fei has already become proficient in the Great Shift of the Universe, and with the magical skill of Shifting the Stars, he is invincible!”

“Hahahaha, it turned out to be solved in this way. It’s really awesome. Irene-chan sent me a thumbs up!”

Gu Fei rebounded with this move, and even twenty years of skill can’t catch it…

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