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“I’m young, I’m too young, this is the ultimate dog licking!”

“In the end, the innocent school girl lost to the urban white-collar woman, and the young girl was disappointed to lose to the goddess. Is this just dog licking?”

As Gu Fei logged into the”Urban White-collar Female” account, water friends seemed to see a new world.

Du Bin treated the student girl like Xiaowei. But to this female white-collar worker, she was a goddess every day.

Scam account: Bai Siya (character: urban female white-collar worker, 23 years old, aloof, goddess)

Defrauded number: Flower Protector (still the same guy, the ultimate dog licker).

Fragment 1: This is dog licking!

Goddess: The steak tonight is good (pose) The dish was exquisite, and only one bone was left after eating. Posted on Moments for fishing)

Licking Dog: Wow, goddess! Can you give me this bone to eat? (Slobber emoticon)

Goddess: Eat my remaining bones? You are a dog Dog? (Covering his mouth and snickering)

Dog licking: woof woof woof! (You must be thick-skinned to pick up girls!)

Lightning struck at the opening, and Doberman transformed into a licking dog at the beginning, woofing at the goddess

“Damn it, this level of shamelessness, if I could be 100% better, I wouldn’t be single!”

“Good guy, can’t a dog change its habit of eating shit?”

“It’s miserable. It’s a pity that this licking dog doesn’t know that his cold goddess is a 46-year-old aunt. It makes me laugh to death!”

Fragment 2: The goddess’s wallet was lost.

Goddess: Hey, I accidentally lost my wallet when I was shopping today. I have to live frugally this month.

Licking Dog: Goddess, is the loss serious? How much is it?

Goddess: It’s okay. About 6,000 yuan. (New method of defrauding money)

Liigou: Use the money for emergencies. (Transfer 6,000 yuan)

Goddess: It’s not appropriate.

Liangou: I am your wallet, what’s inappropriate? (Pick up girls) You have to spend money!)

Seeing this, friends in the live broadcast room shouted”Awesome””

“My aunt is so strong, she pioneered a new method of defrauding money, she is a goddess, and if she loses her wallet, she will let the licking dog take the initiative to give money?”

“Is there such a good thing? It’s really easy to cheat for money from dog licking!”

“Hahaha, a 46-year-old goddess who is short and ugly makes me laugh to death!”

Fragment 3: The aunt-level goddess starts her routine again.

Goddess: Some feelings cannot be let go after all. (He stops talking)

Licking Dog: Rain or shine, I will always be here waiting for you. Goddess, are you… broken in love? ?

Goddess: How can I be broken up without a boyfriend? I’m talking about my mother. Although she used to treat me badly, she is the person I love the most after all.

Licking dog: Oh! (Excited, the goddess doesn’t have a boyfriend, which means there’s a lot of fun!) What’s wrong with aunt? ? (Concerned again)

Goddess: Hey, my mother is hospitalized and needs surgery, a lot of money. (Comes and comes again)

Licking Dog: I have 10,000 here, use it first. (People are stupid with money. (Multiple series)

Fragments one by one, as if they were under a halo of intelligence.

“Sperm on the brain? Can all of these be tricked?”

“Men, sometimes the lower half of the body thinks, you know everything”

“Let me choke you, I scream like a goddess every day, you are indeed a big licking dog, this friend Fei Ge is so fucking weird.”

After reading these disgusting messages, Gu Fei once again made a video call request to Du Bin.

Destroy your schoolgirl, and this time destroy the goddess.

It’s still a familiar recipe.

In less than two seconds, Du Bin connected again.

“Wow, do you know how long I have been waiting for this day?”

There was a scream, Dupin was so excited!

“Goddess Siya! I finally got to see you today. Are you free recently? How about I come pick you up? Last time you said that LV’s latest bag was good, could I buy it for you? What movies do you like and what do you want to buy?”

Obviously I haven’t seen it yet, the anxious Du Bin said it all

“it’s me!”

Gu Fei’s face appeared in front of Du Bin again. This time, he used the authority signal of the goddess Bai Siya.

“Brother Fei! ?”

Du Bin was about to cry, but the people in the live broadcast room were laughing so much.

Who else!?

Online dating, deceived by the same liar, it must be you

“Pfft haha! This is funnier than all the comedy variety shows I’ve ever watched. Is GoldenEye definitely a people’s livelihood show?”

“Two, two, three, four, let’s do it again, hey, on the psychological shadow area of Brother Fei’s friends.”

Treading two boats, the boat capsizes in the gutter

“I’m sorry to tell you. Gu Fei said contemptuously to Du Bin in the video,”This is also a fraudster, and it’s the same person.””

“I warned you to be careful of online scammers before, have you fallen for them?”

“……”

Toot toot!

Dubin immediately hung up the video call, probably because he was heartbroken.

“Despair, have you ever experienced despair? The two girls I paid a lot of money to lick were all fake, haha!”

“Is this despair? He was obviously going to come over later and found out that the girl he was licking was a middle-aged ugly woman. That would be called despair!”

“I can’t wait to see this guy come over, with a look of despair on his face.”

Twice deceived, the ultimate dog licker, Doberman declared social death.

Fortunately, Gu Fei saved him face, and the friends in the live broadcast room did not know his appearance or name.

“After counting, a total of 22 people were deceived. Excluding Mr. Han and that person, there were still 20 people who were unaware of the scam.”

After notifying Du Bin, the victim, Officer Zhu also got busy and told the truth to the other victims one by one. When they learned that the goddess they had longed for turned out to be a fraudster, or still a liar and an aunt, this group of people were desperate Got it

“Miserable! Did you hear it just now? It was the man’s wife who replied. Haha, you did this behind your wife’s back and you were exposed!”

“It’s all a family ethics drama, and the show starts in Wuhu!”

“When these old perverts come to the police station, there will be another bloody storm!”

It will take some time for the victims to come over. Officer Li started a new round of interrogation.

“Zhu Cuifang, can you tell me why the people you deceived are either in Xihang City or in surrounding provinces and cities?”

Twenty-two deceivers, without exception, the farthest distance from here is only a two-hour drive!

“The closer the distance is, the other party will feel that there is a possibility of success and be willing to spend money. The psychological expectations are high and the success rate is also high.”

Zhu Cuifang confessed honestly and did not dare to hide anything.

“Good guy, you are still a master of psychology.”Officer Li smiled and said,”You have a good grasp of a man’s psychology!”

Zhu Cuifang’s”eruditeness” once again gave water friends a thumbs up

“Auntie is awesome, the trap is detailed enough! But to put it bluntly, these men are still lustful, and flies can’t bite seamless eggs.”

“I can’t understand why so many people fell for such a low-level scam?”

This fraud case involved 22 victims and millions of dollars.

Among them, Han Guo suffered the worst, with a loss of more than 200,000. Among the other victims, most of them cost tens of thousands, and the least amounted to dozens of yuan.

It was a big case!

Half an hour later , the first round of interrogation ended.

Officer Li stood up, walked to Gu Fei, and educated the water friends in the live broadcast room on the law.

“Hello friends, now you know that you should be careful when dating online. Preventing fraud is everyone’s responsibility. Officer Li smiled kindly,”This case was solved quickly, thanks to Golden Eye, and thanks to Gu Fei!””

Then, Gu Fei and Officer Li visited the Xihang Police Station live.

From the police officers down to the chief, everyone appeared on camera.

They all know each other, and they may be useful in the future.

“A luxurious lineup to pay tribute to the police comrades!”

“GoldenEye used to be boring, but after this happened, I found it hilarious. But now, I feel that this show is not only funny, but also serves the people and is down to earth. Fei Ge has been a lifelong fan!”

In the expectation of netizens.

Forty minutes passed, and finally two victims who were relatively close to each other came.

Both of them were wearing masks, with twinkling eyes.

It’s so fucking embarrassing!

A proper social death.

Passed. After a while, three more people walked in one after another.

In more than ten minutes, a dozen victims had arrived at Xihang Police Station

“Haha, it’s coming, it’s coming! Here comes this group of old perverts who were fooled around!”

“Oh yeah! When a group of perverts come to the police station, they enjoy a collective social life experience!”

Netizens couldn’t help but cheer, this scene has finally arrived, and the fun is about to begin!

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