Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Brothers, let me let you brother Bing speak.”

Suddenly a guy named”Society Your Bingge” appeared in the live broadcast room, typing and posting comments

“This is not simple and inconvenient to describe, do you understand? There are some things I’m embarrassed to say. The couple was at home, and the chairs exploded. What else can strenuous exercise be without clothes?”

“Hehehe, brothers, do you understand?”

As soon as he spoke, he looked like he wanted to be beaten.

“Depend on! In the ID society, you are Brother Bing, you are Doberman, right?”

“Dog Doberman, do you still have the nerve to appear in the GoldenEye live broadcast room?”

These water friends have so much respect for Gu Fei.

But Du Bin, hehe, I’m sorry, this guy is born to be beaten when he sees others.

Although they deny Du Bin’s character, they think Du Bin’s words are correct.

If GoldenEye wants to support others, it must first understand the truth, right?

If the person concerned conceals something, it will not be conducive to negotiations with the other party. The issue of compensation will not be settled because of this, and the loss will be huge.

This is why Gu Fei wants to find out the truth.

“You are husband and wife, what is there to hide? I won’t go into the details, can I just give them a quick overview?”

But I can’t say anything. After all, our country is a country with traditional culture.

Some things are not as liberal as in the West.

Isn’t Mr. Zheng a very traditional man last time?

“Xiaoxue, ask Mrs. Sima for me.”

After that, Gu Fei told Xiaoxue his doubts and asked her, a girl, to talk to Mrs. Sima.

After conveying Gu Fei’s question, Xiaoxue saw Mrs. Sima suddenly blushing.

Xiao Wang, the soul cameraman, I also gave the lens to you as soon as possible.

“Haha, did you see it? Mrs. Sima is blushing, it’s all true!”

“Oops, you have to understand that they are both under 30 years old, so the relationship between the young couple is good.”

“Didn’t Mrs. Sima also leave a huge psychological shadow at that time?”

Think about it, the wife saw her husband 03 because the chair exploded, and there was blood all over his lower body.

She must have had it on her body at the time.

It’s scary to think about it.

After hearing Xiaoxue’s words, Mrs. Sima finally understood. She actually thought that the couple was doing that. What kind of thing?

“host.”Mrs. Sima explained,”Things are not what you think.”

“I was not at home yesterday afternoon, I was at work.”

Later, I received a call from my husband and learned that something had happened. I didn’t go home and came directly to the hospital.

After hearing Mrs. Sima’s explanation, the water friends suddenly realized.

Alas, it turns out that nothing happened. They were overthinking it.

“I am guilty, I see the world through bad eyes, I am an LSP!”

“After thinking too much, it turns out that Mrs. Sima is not at home at work, haha.”

Wait a minute, they seem to have discovered that something is wrong.

Mrs. Sima is not at home, so why is Mr. Sima so naked?

Still doing sports…

It seems that they have discovered something extraordinary.

“you are not at home? Gu Fei looked at Mrs. Sima, and finally his eyes rested on the unlucky male protagonist who was lying like a turtle,”Mr. Sima, were you at home alone yesterday?””

If you say that, one of Gu Fei’s assumptions is not valid.

There are other assumptions, don’t worry.……

“Yes.”Mr. Sima swallowed his saliva and felt a pain there.

“Then why aren’t you wearing any clothes?”

Gu Fei’s soul torture suddenly ignited the laughter of friends in the live broadcast room.

“Haha, why aren’t you wearing clothes? Brother Fei, you want to laugh me to death and then inherit my flowers, right?”

“It’s over, it’s over, the car door has been welded shut, I can’t get out, GoldenEye is starting to mess up.……”

“Let me choke you, shall we start? GoldenEye is definitely not a serious show”

“Mom, I was wrong. How could GoldenEye be a positive show? It’s all bullshit all the time!”

Watching the live broadcast, Officer Li in the bureau couldn’t help but laugh.

They didn’t go out today, they were all working in the bureau.

After the guy who was eating melon was arrested, he was put in jail as soon as possible. Soon, he will be announced The fate of the one who was investigated and destroyed because the fast food only ordered vegetarian food but not meat is also being dealt with intensively.

Now taking a break, they will open their familiar golden eyes and have fun.

“Haha, it’s still the same. What do you think will be the outcome of this gaming chair incident?”

“I have no idea. Officer Zhu shook his head and said,”Never use normal people’s thinking to judge this weird program!””

We have experienced it and understand it better than anyone else.

…………

Gu Fei’s soul asked, leaving the person involved in silence for a few seconds.

Seemingly finding a reasonable excuse, Mr. Sima replied:”I lost it.””

“lost? Gu Fei reminded,”Mr. Sima, that is important evidence. Did you lose it?””

“I don’t understand”

“How did you lose it? Gu Fei smiled and said,”At that time, you were seriously injured because the gaming chair exploded.” How to throw away bloody clothes?”

At that time, you probably had difficulty walking, right?

After a normal person suffered that kind of injury, the first thing he would think of was throwing away his clothes?

It was unnecessary. It was so unreasonable

, so Gu Fei was 100% sure it was a fake!

“Forehead. In order to make the lie more complete, Mr. Sima added seasonings to it,”After my accident yesterday afternoon, I saw blood on my pants. I was afraid of bacteria, so I threw them out the window. Maybe a garbage collector took them away.””

A totally untenable lie.

“Mr. Sima. Gu Fei reminded,”In order to get the other party to compensate, you need to tell the truth.””

“I……”Mr. Sima looked at his wife, whose eyes were also full of doubts.

If you have something to say, just say it. What are grown men afraid of?

“All right.” Mr. Sima admitted,”I do what you said.……”

“host.”He continued to explain,”It’s summer now, it’s very hot.”

“But your home has air conditioning. Gu

Fei tortured his soul again:”Mr. Sima, your air conditioner is not broken and you need to find someone to repair it, right?””

Living in Bengbu……

“Hahaha! I’m coming. Brother, calm down and put the knife down, I’m here to fix the air conditioner!”

“Oops, I thought again of Mr. Zhu who repaired the faucet, and Xiao Wang next door. Right, I wonder if Master Niu has found a partner now.”

Fix the air conditioner,” the water friends recalled the past.

After being asked by Gu Fei, Mr. Sima twisted his neck and replied,”I didn’t turn on the air conditioner yesterday to save some electricity.””

Nima, you’re lying and you really don’t have any technical skills at all.

“Then you don’t need to do all the following——”

Gu Fei once again issued a soul torture:”It is understandable that a man is at home and shirtless, but Mr. Sima, you……”

Gu Fei was too embarrassed to continue talking.

Are you turning into titanium?

Or is there another secret?

“Hahaha!”

Hilarious laughter is coming, and the barrage suddenly goes crazy.

“Brother Fei is right, it’s normal for men to be shirtless at home on a hot day, but what the hell is naked?”

“Agreed, not only men like it when the weather is hot, but women also like it, such as the female tenant next door to my house.”

“This water friend, please tell your story!”

Good guy, you exploded while chatting, right?

Everyone agrees that Mr. Sima is very problematic.

The simple quality incident of the e-sports chair has led to a series of weird things… (Read Baoshuang novels, just Go to Feilu Novel Network!)

At this point, Mr. Sima can no longer hide it even if he wants to.

“Say it!”Mrs. Sima looked into her husband’s eyes with distrust.

She even thought of the worst case scenario.

“I admit. Mr. Sima’s face suddenly thickened,”My wife is not at home at work, so she feels a little lonely…”

“Lonely!”[]

Mrs. Sima opened her mouth and almost couldn’t hold back and punched her husband.

You, you actually do that kind of thing behind my back?

What on earth did you do?

“Nani, you won’t call me special behind your wife’s back.……”

In the last issue of GoldenEye, Teacher Xiaomei and others also appeared. I still remember it.

“Could it be! No! can not imagine.”

Everyone thought Mr. Sima had done something wrong because they were so similar. It wasn’t until Mr. Sima plucked up the courage to admit that everyone knew the situation.

“Wife, I’m sorry.”

One sentence made Mrs. Sima’s heart fall to the bottom.

It’s over. After all, this man paid by mistake.

“Since you’re not here, I’ll take care of it myself.……”

“？？？？？？”

The live broadcast room was full of questions for a long time. Is it really just this kind of nonsense?

It’s nothing at all, so why are you so secretive?

But why don’t I believe it?

A man’s mouth is a liar!

“Ah, I’m confused here. Why is something so simple when it’s so complicated?”

However, it seems to make sense.

“Wife, you must believe me. Mr. Sima almost burst into tears,”I have evidence!” The evidence is all in the computer!”

“What evidence?”

Strange, it still appeared.

“My computer, D drive, study materials, tutoring from famous teachers, and license plate encyclopedia.”

Mr. Sima said a bunch of strange things, which made Mrs. Sima look confused.

Husband, what are you talking about?

But the smart water friends have guessed it all.

“Ah poof! I spat out the salt water! Haha, Mr. Sima, you are so talented. You also have a complete list of license plates and tutors from famous teachers. It’s hilarious!”

“Haha, a man is still a boy until he dies. These are the memories of youth!”

“Ladies, please stay away from the next live broadcast! What’s wrong with men becoming titanium?”

Many girls may scold them if they find out about this kind of thing, but this is the unique youth and passion of boys, and it is an extremely beautiful memory.

“There are a lot of teacher’s learning materials stored in the computer, you see.”

In order to prove his innocence, Mr. Sima had to tell the secret that he even concealed from his wife.

“Host, if you don’t believe it, you can check it on my computer. Yes, it’s the study materials on drive D. Just open a few more files and you’ll have it.”

“Yesterday afternoon, I was watching those movies……”

I was really embarrassed and embarrassed, so I wanted to hide it.

It turned out to be self-defeating and caused so many things

“Ah this……”

Officer Li, who was watching the live broadcast, laughed and said,”Hey, what did you think it was? It turned out to be such a trivial matter.”

It was difficult to speak, but if he said it, he would be laughed at at most.

Men, it doesn’t matter.

Now that the truth has been revealed, the melon-eating crowd has dispersed.

After a false alarm, Mrs. Sima pinched her husband symbolically and said angrily:”I hate you. You already have a wife, and you still read that kind of thing?”

“It doesn’t work even if you look at it”

“no! Mrs. Sima was unreasonable and said,”I’ll delete them all for you when I get back soon!””

“Don’t! Mr. Sima begged,”My wife, please don’t do it. I collected 793 with great difficulty!””

For many boys, the study materials in the computer hard drive are as precious as life!

There are plots like this in many anime: the male protagonist knows that he is not going to die soon, and will immediately destroy his hard drive to prevent those secrets from being lost. Exposed.

Talking too much brings tears…

The conversation between this strange couple made netizens burst into laughter.

“Oh my god, are you two couples quarreling, or are you just spreading shit?”

“If I can’t stand it anymore, who will accept this evil couple?”

It seems to be a happy ending, but Gu Fei still wants to ask the last few questions.

Either spouse has the right to know the truth, right?

Looking at Mr. Sima, Gu Fei asked again:”Yesterday the ambulance When you came, you were covered with a blanket?”

“right. Mr. Sima explained,”When the medical staff come over, I can’t”

“You are right, that is unsightly. Is this blanket from the master bedroom?”

“In the master bedroom, yes.”

“good. Gu Fei asked his assistant Xiaoxue to take out the photos of the scene on his phone and said,”Look, this is the floor between the study and the master bedroom. There is no blood on it.””

“Mr. Sima, the doctor told me that the injury you suffered was very serious. You were basically unable to move at that location. Do you understand?”

Are you still lying? Do you think you can get away with taking out the study materials on your computer hard drive as a cover?

Normally, if you are injured in the study, you can just lie there, call 120, and wait for rescue.

Even if you have to move, you can still lie there. Climbed.

Unfortunately, no corresponding traces were left at the scene.

“So please tell me, Mr. Sima, how did you go from the study to the bedroom and cover yourself with a blanket?”

“I took it despite the severe pain……”

Panicked, the man started sweating

“Doctor, when you gave first aid yesterday, was Mr. Sima lying in the study or the bedroom?”

“in the study”

“right! Gu Fei issued a soul torture,”Suppose you really go to the bedroom to get the blanket, do you still need to go back to the study to cover it again?””

You’re walking back and forth despite the severe pain. You’ve eaten enough to hold yourself up.

As soon as Gu Fei reminded you, the water friend discovered his blind spot.

“Nani, this is not easy anymore!”

“Ah? It immediately changes from heartwarming to suspenseful, and then scary!”

Mrs. Sima also seemed to be frightened, and immediately retracted her hand towards her husband.

She heard what Gu Fei meant. There was someone else at home at that time!

If she was not here, who was the other person who brought her husband a blanket?

“explain! Mrs. Sima burst into tears and asked her husband,”Who was with you yesterday afternoon?””.