Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“My master, he went to the hospital yesterday and has rest today”

“Master Ke is sick?”

“He accidentally put a light bulb in his mouth……”

I never expected that even Master Niuzhao, who was so honest and responsible as a master, would be tricked.

“Hahaha!”

Du Bin suddenly laughed, but soon it involved the pain in his mouth, so he quickly shut up.

After a while, two bowls of beef offal were served.

“Brother Fei, the day after tomorrow I will officially join… the car-owning family.”

Doberman is about to give birth to his first car!

“Bought a car? Gu Fei asked while eating,”What brand is it?” How much?”

“Buick, hundreds of thousands”

“Do you have money?”

According to Gu Fei’s understanding, Du Bin has just joined the workforce and has tens of thousands on hand, but it is a bit difficult for him to spend hundreds of thousands to buy a car.

“Help at home”

“How much did you pay?”

“Helped in full……”

It’s really yours. I thought it was helping with the down payment, but it turned out that I was directly helping to buy a car.

Speaking of cars, Gu Fei doesn’t have his own car yet.

“Fei Ge, don’t you have a car yet?”Du Bin finally found his advantage. He got a car before Gu Fei!

It’s not important to be old, the important thing is to have a car.

“not yet. Gu Fei replied,”I don’t usually need it.””

Every day I commute back and forth from my apartment to work, so I don’t have much need for a car.

“It’s you. Gu Fei reminded,”Be careful when driving in the future. Don’t overturn your car.””

“Will I roll over?”

“Didn’t your car roll over when you were learning to drive in a driving school?”

This also belongs to the dark history of Doberman. He actually drove a coach car upside down.

The coach scolded him all afternoon…

The two of them finished eating the offal and went back to their respective homes.

When they returned to the apartment, the familiar system voice sounded.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing two hot news interviews and winning two lucky draw opportunities”

“Extract!”

This time, I don’t know what will pop up.……

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill – god-level driving skills!”

The skills this time are very practical. It will come in handy for experienced drivers!

When you have your own car in the future, you can go out for a drive.

There is also a chance to win a lottery. Come again!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill – Theoretical Medicine Expert!”

This skill allows Gu Fei’s theoretical knowledge of all diseases in the world to skyrocket.

Although I am not a doctor, my medical knowledge crushes all medical experts!

The two skills I drew this time are very good!

…………

Early the next morning, the Internet was flooded with a name

“Comrade Sun Aiguo!”

Although he cheated, he only cheated foreigners. He didn’t say patriotism, this is called patriotism in a curve!

The eyes of the people are sharp.

In addition, there is also a piece of news that makes people laugh out loud.

The Health Bureau published a statement on its official Weibo article.

With a picture of a light bulb

“The whole country fell! Be wary of new diseases! This disease makes you seriously ill!”

When I saw the title, I thought it was a serious illness. But when I went in and took a look, it turned out to be a serious illness!

“All netizens this year are seriously ill, right? So many people across the country are swallowing light bulbs and seeking medical treatment, and they can’t even stand it anymore!”

“Haha, I also posted a clarification above, telling everyone not to be curious about swallowing light bulbs. Oops, it made me laugh to death.”

“This infectious disease is called sand sculpture disease, and it has spread throughout the country through the Internet, haha.”

Shadiao netizens were very happy.

At around 8 o’clock in the morning, Gu Fei went to work at Jiangnan TV as usual.

When he came to the gate, he saw a group of people watching.

Even Director Zhao was there

“what’s the situation?”

Looking closer, Gu Fei saw something he had never seen before.

“this? Gu Fei asked Director Zhao,”Were you robbed?””

“yes. Director Zhao complained,”You’re cheating!” Who is so wicked!”

Isn’t there a signboard in front of the Jiangnan Satellite TV building?

The signboard is the facade, with four golden characters”Jiangnan Satellite TV” written on it!

It was inscribed by an old artist!

But today, this signboard embedded in the wall has four The golden letters were stolen……

“Why didn’t this thief steal all four words?”

“Be sick! Jiangnan Satellite TV has four golden characters. What does it mean if you leave one character Wei?”

The thief stole three of the four golden characters.

The three characters Jiang, Nan and Shi were stolen, leaving only one character Wei…

Today’s thieves are so bold that they even didn’t let go of the signboard at the entrance of Satellite TV!

The world’s largest It’s nothing surprising, but someone stole it?

“Were there any others stolen?”

Gu Fei is still calm. The weirdo in Golden Eyes is much more awesome than this.……

“No. Director Zhao shook his head,”What is this thief trying to do?” There is a surveillance camera at our door. These words are not made of gold. No one wants them if they are sold as scrap!”

Then let’s check the surveillance.

At this time, Xiao Wang and the others were also there. Gu Fei made some preparations and immediately started the Golden Eye live broadcast.

“Wow! My husband is on the air!”

“The female water friend above, pay attention to her quality! Don’t talk nonsense”

“Walt, is GoldenEye on air early this morning? Hey, this location seems to be the Jiangnan Satellite TV Building?

GoldenEye is actually broadcasting at my doorstep, which is interesting!

Another group of melon-eating people came in.

After telling the water friends the ins and outs of the incident, Gu Fei and the security guard checked the surveillance system together.

“Are today’s thieves just plain old? Why did you steal this? Not valuable”

“Um…this thing is just iron sheet, coated with a layer of yellow paint, what the hell is it for?”

When everyone was speculating on the thief’s intentions, Gu Fei saw the figure of the other party on the surveillance camera. He committed the crime in the early hours of the morning and brought special tools with him. Always pay attention to see if anyone around him noticed it. Don’t be impatient and take your time.

First, take care of the two Jiangnan people. Use a tool to pull the word”WEI” from the wall, then skip the word”WEI” and remove the last sight word.

“What does he want to do!”The security guard looked confused. Their security room was inside the building and they were off work at the time. They never expected that someone would steal things outside the building.

In the end, the thief tied the three golden characters that he had seized to the back seat of the battery car.

Yang Chang and go……

“Call the police.”

Although the loss was not big, it was hard to save face. Director Zhao immediately picked up the phone and prepared to dial.

Suddenly, a person came outside.

“I heard you were robbed?”

The person who came in was Officer Li, what a coincidence.

“How did you come?”

Gu Fei went up to say hello, but saw a red pennant in the other person’s hand.

“Hey, haven’t I come to give you a banner?”

During the aunt incident, Gu Fei didn’t want to accept the commendation.

If you don’t want to accept it, just accept it. But in the last MLM incident, and the villain who was caught for eating melons, Gu Fei made great contributions.

This time, the banner must be accepted. Down!

“Ha ha.”Director Zhao said with a smile,”This comrade personally sent it to you, you have to accept it!”

After taking the banner, Gu Fei opened it and took a look

“A pair of golden eyes, see through the evil in the world!”

“Xihang Police Station presented: GoldenEye host Gu Fei.”(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Putting away the banner, Gu Fei continued to report on this bizarre theft case.

Netizens also transformed themselves into Sherlock Holmes to analyze the thief’s motives and identity.

“I suspect it’s revenge. Who in the right mind would steal such useless things?”

“Hahaha! Jiangnan Satellite TV is also on GoldenEye, reporting embarrassing things about one’s own family, ouch”

“I can’t save my face. Jiangnan TV’s signboard was stolen by a thief in the middle of the night. I’m going to be laughed to death by other TV stations.”[]

It’s over, even Jiangnan TV, the boss of the Golden Eye program, is no longer serious…

Seeing this scene, the building of Jianghuai TV, the brother TV station in the neighboring province, burst into laughter

“Haha, Old Zhao, Old Zhao, you too have today!”The speaker was the director of Jianghuai TV,”But this Gu Fei, haha, even reported his own misfortunes, he is really fair and objective.”

“Can satellite TV signs be stolen? Could it be that being associated with a weird show like GoldenEye would make you a fool?”

The staff of Jianghuai Satellite TV have also become obsessed with GoldenEye recently.

They are also planning to launch a people’s livelihood news program.

You are the only one who can make GoldenEye popular, and we also want a share of the pie!

JAC Satellite TV and Jiangnan Satellite TV are among the top ones in the country. Satellite TV station, quite powerful

“The station manager said that he would like to invite the host of the GoldenEye program to come over in a few days to be interviewed by the satellite TV.”

The first is to catch up on the recent popularity of Gu Fei, and the second is to learn how to host Minsheng News.

Although Gu Fei is a newcomer, the leaders of various satellite TV stations across the country still can’t see his potential?

They all want to poach Jiangnan TV Corner.

Director Zhao knows this very well.

“You old foxes, don’t even think about touching the treasures of our satellite TV!”

Gu Fei, he has great potential as the number one brother of satellite TV!

The Golden Eye program is so popular, naturally the station will give Gu Fei some rewards.

The prizes are also ready.

“Gu Fei, come to my office later. I’ll give you something at the desk.”

…………

After copying the surveillance data, Officer Li returned to the station and investigated the suspect with other police officers.

The GoldenEye program team accompanied us all the way and filmed the whole process.

Through the investigation of traffic and road surveillance, they quickly locked onto each other.

It only took less than an hour to successfully arrest the thief!

In a rented house, both the person and the person got the stolen goods!

“Put your head in your hands! Squat down! Officer Li shouted to the thief,”Tell me honestly, why did you steal something?””

“me! The thief looked at the three golden characters beside him and said honestly,”I thought it was made of gold.””

“……”

The water friends were speechless. Is there such a stupid thief in the world?

“Ouch, when this guy saw the golden sign, he thought it was made of gold.”

“I’m speechless. Today’s thieves have no common sense at all?”

“Now you know it’s not made of gold? Gu Fei said in the interview,”Also, why do you think of stealing at Jiangnan TV?””

“I heard TV stations are very rich……”

“Jiangnan TV is such a big building, right?”

Jiangnan TV is indeed very rich, but it is impossible to use gold to build a sign and put it outside.

“When did you realize it was not made of gold?”

“After buckling it down, the weight seems to be wrong.……”

“Then why don’t you put it on the battery car and take it away?”

It’s weird, Gu Fei doesn’t know if this guy’s brain circuit is short-circuited.

“You’ve already stolen it, what a pity it would be if you didn’t take it with you?”

What a dedicated thief, he burst into laughter in the live broadcast room

“Ahaha, the weird thief stole from Jiangnan TV behind the weird Golden Eye”

“Pfft, why did you let me see this so early in the morning, hahaha! My noodles fell to the floor.”

There is one last question,” Gu Fei said in the interview:”Jiangnan TV’s sign has four characters in total. Why didn’t you also steal the character Wei?””

“At first I thought it was all gold. There were few strokes in the word”Wei” and there must be less materials. I was satisfied with just stealing three words.……”

Still a thief who knows how to be satisfied.

The word”WEI” has fewer strokes and contains less gold 900 than the other three characters.

Of course, the premise is that it is really made of gold.

The evidence was conclusive and the thief was taken away immediately.

The three stolen words also returned to Jiangnan Satellite TV

“Audience friends, what happened just now is really not the actor hired by our program team!”

Gu Fei is also aware of the rumors on the Internet that GoldenEye is looking for actors.

I would like to clarify this.

“Haha, we believe Brother Fei, even if he is looking for an actor, he will not find someone so stupid.”

“This is the first time I’ve seen such a stupid thief! The world is so big, there are always some weird things! Ha ha ha ha!”

A farce that ended soon.

It was just an episode of the GoldenEye program, just for entertainment…

After the short live broadcast, Gu Fei went to Director Zhao’s office

“Take it!”

As soon as he entered the door, the director took out a car key from the drawer and handed it to Gu Fei

“Director, is this?”

“The latest top model of BMW X5 is in the underground parking lot. Are you satisfied with it?”

“If you don’t like this type, change it!”

“GoldenEye’s current achievements are all due to you. Director Zhao smiled and said,”Excellent work, this reward is specially prepared for you by the station.” Good job, this car is just the beginning.”

As long as you keep it up, Jiangnan TV can flood your home with money!”

“Thank you, Director.”

Of course Gu Fei is satisfied. The BMW X5 is a medium to large SUV, with a top-end price of more than 800,000 yuan! It was given casually as a reward. Jiangnan TV is really rich. Who doesn’t like a free reward?

“This guy Dupin said he wanted to buy a car yesterday, so I gave him one for free.”

It’s quite comfortable.

With the car key in hand, Gu Fei saw his car in the underground parking lot.

The white body showed off his personality.

When he opened the car door, the red interior decoration made it look full of vitality.

And all the documents and license plates were made of The staff got it done in the name of Gu Fei.

Start the test drive!

“Um! Um! Um!”

The engine roared, and the car drove out of the underground garage and speeded on the road.

A white lightning flashed back and forth under the control of Gu Fei’s god-level driving skills.

Half an hour later, Gu Fei returned to the Satellite TV Building with satisfaction.

It was time to work.

Enter the 7th floor. In the office, the logistics guy came up and said,”Brother Fei, someone called the hotline just now and asked our Golden Eye for help.”

“Well, what’s the deal?”

“The other party said she would contact you directly in a moment”

“Contact me? Gu Fei asked,”Does the other party know my phone number?””

“Not sure……”

Xiao Lu only heard that the other party was a young woman. As for what she was busy with, no one else said anything.

Suddenly, Gu Fei’s cell phone rang……