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“it’s me.”

A low reply came from outside the door.

“How did you come!!”

Zuo Zechen walked to the door angrily and looked out of the cat’s eye. Only after he was sure that there was no outsider, he opened the door with confidence.

“I said friends. As soon as he entered the door, the foreigner Pete said in broken Chinese:”You make so much, should you pay me more?””

“Didn’t I give you a lot of benefits? Zuo

Zechen quickly closed the door and complained:”If you have something to talk about, you can’t talk online. Do you have to come to my house to talk?””

What if we are seen?”

“rest assured.”Pete switched languages and used English.”No one noticed.”

“Weren’t you discovered by Golden Eye Gu Fei last time?”

Hearing this, there was another burst of laughter in the police station.

“Ha ha! The truth is revealed. It was not stalking last time, but a premeditated meeting!”

“Your acting skills are so awesome, the whole internet was deceived!”

Sure enough, the flow of patriotism is just right.

Then, the two men bickered in English, and there was a feeling that the spoils were unevenly distributed.

“What to say?”

Officers Li and others understand some basic foreign languages, but Zuo Zechen and the other two spoke English the whole time and couldn’t understand.

“what they said is……”

At this time, Gu Fei acted as a translator, translating the conversation between the two into Chinese.

When others say something, he translates it instantly, the speed is staggering

“As expected of the host of GoldenEye, this talker is really good!”

“That’s right, Jiangnan Satellite TV’s future No. 1 brother!”

I have said a lot, but it is nothing more than Pete complaining about the lack of money and feeling unbalanced.

You Zuo Zechen is so popular now, how can you still have no money?

“Friends, I really have no money now. Zuo Zechen explained,”How about I give you extra compensation in a month?””

“Do not lie to me. Peter’s voice was threatening,”You have done such a big thing, you don’t need money to shut my mouth, you know the consequences!””

What happens when you hire an actor? This Pete is very expensive.

To put it bluntly, he takes the opportunity to extort money!”

“Don’t worry, don’t worry. Zuo Zechen immediately sent the other party away,”Don’t come here in the future, it’s too dangerous!” After Pete left, Shen Weiwei complained:”Hey, Pete is such a white-eyed wolf!””

“asshole! He will pay the 03 price!”Zuo Zechen scolded,”When I get the money, if he still takes the opportunity to cause trouble, find a killer to kill him!”

A dead person can’t speak.

When he heard the two keywords of killer, Officer Li suddenly became alert.

“Even hired murderers show up? You Zuo Zechen is so cruel!”

“Black eats black, haha! It’s a pity that you can’t wait for that day.”

Today Zuo Zechen and the others are like mud in the palm of Gu Fei’s hand.

When does Gu Fei want to take control, it’s not just a matter of a word?

Please leave, and there is only a world of two left.

It seems that it’s time to do it. Time to order something

“Come on, baby, let’s go to the room and talk!”

“Hee hee, dear, do you like the perfume I sprayed today?”

“like! I like it very much!”

The voices of the two gradually disappeared, and the eavesdropping ended.

It was breathtaking and eye-opening!

You young people really know how to play!”

“I’m convinced, GoldenEye is indeed the king of overturning!”

“I hope I can see GoldenEye without overturning once in my lifetime!”

The policemen greatly lamented that such a positive patriotism that shocked the whole country could actually overturn?

But what was even more awesome was Gu Fei, who discovered the truth from all the details!

“Using Golden Eye to gain traffic, it’s a pity that you are all controlled by Gu Fei of Golden Eye. This traffic will soon be returned to GoldenEye!”

One night passed, and the Internet was still a lively scene.

The discussion about Zuo Zechen reached an unprecedented level because of the two interviews.

“My little brother has received a new scarf, and I have decided that I will also become a vegetarian in the future and contribute to the improvement of the country’s ecology!”

“Love animals and the environment, I want to be one of them!”

More people joined in the likes.

Since he learned the truth yesterday, Officer Li was paying close attention to Zuo Zechen’s speech online.

You must keep an eye on this guy to see what tricks you can pull off!

“very smart!”Officer Li and his partner analyzed,”This Zuo Zechen does not call on everyone to become vegetarian, but influences others through himself.”

“Do you think this guy is really vegetarian?”

Officer Zhu chuckled. He’s a vegetarian on the surface, but he’s a cannibal secretly!

“I do not believe. Officer Li didn’t believe a word of Zuo Zechen’s words,”He must eat meat, and it’s big meat!””

These police officers are among the very few who know the truth.

It doesn’t matter, we will watch your performance quietly. When Gu Fei speaks, you will be finished!”

…………

After becoming a patriotic celebrity on the Internet, Zuo Zechen suddenly became busy

“So busy.”

Zuo Zechen is on his way to Jiangnan University. Today, he was invited to give a speech at an institution of higher learning.

Jiangnan University is located in the center of Xihang and is the only top university in Jiangnan Province.

Together with Kyoto University, Shuimu University, Fudan University, etc., they all belong to the domestic Top-notch!

Being able to give a speech there means that he is very successful!

“Haha, it’s a pity that I can’t make money yet……”

The character Zuo Zechen has established is high and mighty, so he can’t ask for money, right?

You have to wait for someone else to take the initiative to deliver it.

Hey, then he refused again and again, how could I accept the money?

Take it back, I don’t want it, okay…

Finally I reluctantly accepted it.

What is this called? This is called creating a perfect character!

That afternoon, Jiangnan University was packed with people. More than 5,000 students gathered in the open-air gymnasium to listen to Zuo Zechen’s patriotic speech.

“Hello everyone!”Zuo Zechen looked at the many teachers and students and started the performance,”I am honored to stand on the podium of Jiangnan University today. How virtuous and capable I am, I am so frightened”

“At first I was invited by the leaders of your school, but I refused.”

“I feel that I am not qualified to stand here.”

After the hypocritical opening remarks, Zuo Zechen’s performance received heavy applause.

“Well said! I am honored that my brother can start the college lecture series in Xihang!”

“Today’s college students should listen more to patriotic voices!”

At the end of the speech, the audience burst into applause.

Officer Li, who knew about it, was speechless.

“If he doesn’t expose this guy, he’s going to trick universities all over the country.……”

“Zuo Zechen, I met the most awesome liar ever!”

Several police officers looked at each other. Generally, swindlers either cheat money or cheat feelings.

Do you still remember the aunt and Brother Xiangkui at the beginning?

The two swindlers deceived each other, and finally ended up with Brother Xiangkui who deceived feelings and was defrauded of 5,000 yuan.

This Unlike Zuo Zechen, what he deceived was reputation!

The target was everyone.

National fraud! Scammers show off new tricks to the extreme!

Build yourself into a top patriotic person and a national idol!

When the time comes, will there be money left?

Among the masters master

“He is indeed a top student who graduated from Prince University!”

It’s a pity. No matter how awesome you are, you are still far behind Gu Fei…

At this time, Gu Fei is still admiring this friend’s gorgeous performance.

Look how much capital and power there is behind this guy.

In Jiangnan University, not only A young student asked Zuo Zechen a question

“May I ask Mr. Zuo, when did you become a vegetarian?”

Today’s college students have high IQs and are full of skepticism.

“Probably in high school. Zuo Zechen looked melancholy and made up a story,”I used to love eating meat, but since I came into contact with those lively wild animals, I feel that I am cruel and sinful.””

“They are all living life. Zuo Zechen sighed and said,”Later, I fell in love with vegetarian food.””

“But. The student who asked the question persisted,”But plants also have life.”……”

“According to scientific experiments, plants also feel pain when they are injured and secrete something similar to aspirin to relieve pain and treat wounds.”

I’m still a science student. (If you want to read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“……”

There are always a few warriors who dare to ask weird questions

“Ha ha ha ha! Go ahead, plants are alive too, you’re right!”

In the police station, Officer Li wanted to hear Zuo Zechen’s answer.

This student has a lot of soul in asking questions![]

“really. Zuo Zechen nodded awkwardly and quickly changed the subject,”This classmate is very independent. Our country needs such college students!””

This classmate, you asked a very good question, don’t ask it again in the future!! What a scam!

The next question is about the doubts on the Internet.

“I would like to ask Mr. Zuo, what do you think about the fact that some people on the Internet said that the Xihang subway incident was too coincidental?”

“The pure will become clear, and the turbid will become turbid. Zuo Zechen’s sunny appearance is hard to associate with darkness,”There are some things I don’t need to explain, it’s not necessary.””

Do you have evidence? If not, don’t fart!

After that, several students asked sharp questions, but Zuo Zechen fooled them all in the same way.

Patriotism! Patriotism! It’s still **** patriotism!

One trick, you can eat it all over the world..After finishing his speech at Jiangnan University, Zuo Zechen left in a hurry

“Damn it, today’s college students are getting harder and harder to fool!”

Recalling a few years ago, college students were still so simple and not as aggressive as they are now.

“The next stop is Fudan University.”

Zuo Zechen will go to the Magic City again in a few days to give a speech at Fudan University.

The next stop will be Kyoto University, which he has longed for!

The Long family in Kyoto really wants to gain connections.

…………

Early the next morning, Times Editor-in-Chief Ding Jinwei also published an article in bib and other places.

《The article”Vegetarianism” comprehensively introduces the benefits of vegetarianism, but there is not a single word in the article asking everyone to become vegetarian.

I’ll just say it, without asking or forcing it.

“like!”

Zuo Zechen liked the article, causing many netizens to follow suit.

“Editor-in-chief Ding of Times News Agency, I love it!”

“The Times has always been devoted to animal protection and environmental protection, and has published many articles!”

For example, China’s excessive industrial development is actually destroying domestic resources.

In this article, Times News Agency hopes that China will slow down its economic pace and focus on environmental protection.

In addition, domestic animal species are disappearing at an extremely fast rate , for the sake of ecological diversification, we should slow down the pace of urbanization, return nature to animals, etc.

All kinds of criticism of domestic progress are regressing the environment.

Has anyone read this kind of article?

Yes, and there are many!

Popular science The article is precisely because people don’t understand it, so they have to look for answers from it.

Therefore, the answers to this type of article can easily affect readers’ values.

There have been doubts on the Internet for a long time, but in the era of socialist companies and great undertakings, they can easily be drowned by the navy!

“Editor Ding is also a man with a story.”

Gu Fei was reading online reports and waiting for news about Tang Yishu.

“Old classmate, I have arrived at Xihang Airport! No need to come and pick me up, I’ll be there in a moment!”

“I’m home. I’ll just put on makeup and come to Jiangnan TV right away.”

Tang Yishu, the beauty of Communication University, talks a lot recently.

Half an hour later, a taxi stopped in front of Jiangnan Satellite TV Building

“welcome!”

Gu Fei was already at the door to greet him.

“Long time no see, he’s getting more and more handsome!”

“You are getting more and more beautiful!”

As a former university belle, Tang Yishu has not changed much in the past two years. She is

24, in the prime of her youth.

She has a face with oval seeds and shoulder-length hair.

A pair of big almond eyes, full of hope and color.

Under the 490’s small nose, the corners of her mouth are like the sky. Crescent Bay, always smiling.

Wearing a beige plaid shirt, and a light white knee-length skirt on the lower body.

A pair of Chanel flat shoes, making the ground creak.

“Let’s talk after we go in.”

Gu Fei led Tang Yishu into the Satellite TV Building.

When the two arrived at the GoldenEye office, they immediately aroused cheers

“Wow, I didn’t expect that the person asking for help in this episode would be such a beautiful woman!”

“Is Miss Tang really a classmate of Feige’s university? What a coincidence!”

“Hello everyone.”

Tang Yishu is an acquaintance, and will enter the media field in the future. She greeted Gu Fei and her colleagues and subordinates one by one.

After sitting down, Tang Yishu and Gu Fei said that the investigation is still in progress.

It will take two days to find out. Answer

“The aspect you asked me to investigate is somewhat……”

This time Gu Fei hoped to obtain these information about Zuo Zechen.

An overview of his college career, whether he eats meat, whether he loves animals, his love and relationship status, his interpersonal relationships and friendships with classmates, etc.

You don’t even care whether people eat meat or not!

After reminiscing about old times for a while, the two got down to business.

From Tang Yishu’s words, Gu Fei understood her need for help.

Looking for a poor little girl with a terminal illness

“Don’t worry, leave it to me.”Gu Fei asked Xiao Wang and others to prepare, and the live broadcast will start soon!

Ten minutes later, the Golden Eye program will start broadcasting again!

“Boom!”

The weather has changed, and countless water friends have poured into the live broadcast room.

Gu Fei had already predicted this episode.

It is a charity and love call for help!

“It’s on air! Brothers, let me know, Golden Eye is coming!”

“Wow, Brother Fei is still so handsome!”

Soon, the camera switched to Tang Yishu next to Gu Fei.

When he saw the beauty of this young lady, the whole live broadcast room was boiling!

“Damn, this is the most beautiful female guest GoldenEye has ever had!”

“Nani! The young lady is kind-hearted and I support her! I’ll hit it again!”

Suddenly, your Bing brother from ID Society posted a series of shit on the barrage!

“Damn it! School belle!”

Du Bin is also from the School of Communication, a classmate of Gu Fei!

Back then, he transformed into a licking dog and kept licking the school beauty, but it was a pity that it was useless.

But today, the school beauty actually appeared next to Gu Fei!

“The school beauty is waiting for me! You are in the Satellite TV Building, right? Old classmate, here I come!”

Suddenly, all the water friends were in a panic.

Doberman called this beautiful school beauty, which means that the beautiful woman and Fei Ge are college classmates?

The relationship is not simple!

And the dog Doberman also rushed to the scene like a dog……

“Brothers, I feel like something is going to happen in this issue of GoldenEye.……”

“Hey, watch it first before talking about it. Anyway, what happens in the golden eye is not surprising, right?”

“Don’t worry, with the positive energy of charity, can it still turn over?”

“That’s right, the patriotic guy didn’t fail the last time he interviewed me! Same this time!”.