Galactic Garbage Station

(four thousand words big chapter)

In the next few days, Su Shi lived relatively leisurely. He invited some professional people to renovate and consolidate the next floor, making it more closed and more perfect, especially with a bulletproof glass shield. Enclose the gossip stone to the seal, so that you can have one more line of defense and one more safety.

In addition to doing this, Su Shi is practicing physical and mental strength, raising pets, planting plants. He has received three phone calls from ancient times, saying that he introduced Murong Xianer to him, and there are beautiful women like Murong Xianer. Su Shi’s heart still has some small vanity, but probably guessed the purpose of her consultation with Qin Yi, so she was not invited. After all, if you don't rely on the magic of the piano, your own piano art may not be comparable to Murong Xianer, and the piano magic can't be taught. If you go to teach her, I am afraid to show up.

In the past few days, Su Shi has given the pets a spiritual hypnosis and let them enter the crystal meditation. In addition, they also fed some jade fish. The jade fish has the nutrition that World of Warcraft does not have, which is more than the Warcraft meat. The effect is extremely obvious. The intelligence and body of the pets are leaping forward, and the day is the same.

On this day, without Su Shi’s ignorance, the two parrots had nothing to eat and flew to the beach. Usually, even if they fly here, they will not land, and they will fly home soon. Today they landed and stopped at the erected signboard at the door of a shop.

"The boss comes with two pounds of melon seeds."

"To the biggest melon seeds."

The two parrots shouted and provoked the store's customers and bosses, and they couldn't help laughing. Nearly there are seafood shops, barbecue shops, swimming equipment stores, etc., there are very few selling melon seeds, only this newly opened shop, these two parrots, must be attracted by the seeds.

"Boss, are these two parrots raised by your family? They are beautiful and speak fluently."

"This should be a yellow-necked Amazon parrot. I heard that this parrot will speak the most."

"Oh. Not my family, it should be the aunt's parrot in Sujiacun." The shop owner is a nearby villager. When I saw it, I guessed the origin of these two parrots and couldn't help but smile.

Said. I took a small packet of melon seeds and hung on the signboard. Many of the villagers around the village had a grateful attitude towards Su Shi. After all, since Su Shi and Wang Zhuo developed tourism. Various businesses have done a good job. The employment rate and living standards of the nearby villagers have risen sharply. The fish farms invested by Su Shi have also recruited many nearby villagers, and many people have high incomes.

In addition, Su Shi's projects, seagull umbrella, swallow sign, red fox wine also have great benefits to nearby businesses, so for the animals raised by Su Shi, the nearby villagers are grateful and fond of. I usually see it for the sake of eating. I am generally very happy.

Two parrots are not welcome. This has eaten the seeds, they are the first-class speed of the seeds, it is much faster than people, squatting into the bag, picking up a melon, bite a bit, a tongue, a melon meat into the mouth, The melon seeds are spit out. They are almost one second in a row, and a small bag of melon seeds will be placed in three or two. I ate a clean meal and let the tourists look at it.

"Not enough."

"You still need to melon seeds."

The two parrots were still unfinished and called.

The shop owner was crying and laughing, and the visitors were laughing. A big man said: "Call me a grandfather, I will give you a bag of melon seeds."

"Your grandfather."

"Your grandfather."

The two parrots were also unambiguous and suddenly called. The big man’s face was black, and other tourists were happy to laugh. It’s really interesting to think about two parrots. Some tourists nearby saw the movement and they came round. Su Zhenhong, Zhao Mengxiang, and Liu Wei heard the movement in the Zhenhong Seafood Store, which was separated from the three stores. When they came out, they couldn’t help but laugh. Needless to say, it is definitely a pet that has been raised by Auntie. Only the aunt's family will be too clever to make such a big move.

"Everyone is quiet, listen to us telling stories."

“Quiet and quiet, this is a touching and inspirational story.”

The two parrots screamed and let the tourists around us show their interest. Do you think that these two parrots are really not only fluent, but also tell stories?

One of the parrots said: "There is a man who feels that he is too fat. He goes to the weight loss center. After the arrival, the front desk lady asks if he wants to lose weight. He said that the price is calculated. The front desk lady said that we have five hundred. There are a thousand, there are one thousand five, what kind of price do you want? He said that this is good, first try five hundred, after paying the money, the front desk lady gave him a key, called him Entering from the No. 1 door. He opened the No. 1 door with the key, and saw that it was very spacious. There was a beautiful woman lying on the bed, wearing a three-point style. When he saw him, he said, "You chase me, if you chase me, I Just let you know."

Speaking of this, the faces of the tourists are a bit strange, and I want to make sure that this is a touching and inspirational story, but their attention is still attracted, and the other parrot asks: "What is 嘿嘿嘿. ”

"Oh, what are you, adults, you know."

"Okay, then."

"Then the man's eyes are bright, the original weight loss center is like this, this is quite artistic, the beauty let me chase, I will use the chasing to distribute my calories, chasing it can also be embarrassed, five Hundreds of pieces are worthwhile. So he began to chase, desperately chasing and chasing, finally finally caught up, and also successfully smashed. After going home, sweating, a scale, I really lost two kilograms, This weight loss center is quite effective. After a few days, he went to report again. I want to lose weight again. I want to continue. The front desk lady sees him, the gentleman is you, please... He interrupted, I have tried five hundred. This time, I have to pay a thousand, pay a thousand, take the key, open the second door, open the door and see it, it is very spacious, there is a beautiful woman, three points are gone, the whole body 'fruit' body Sitting there in a frank manner, rushing him to hook the hook, 'You chase me, if you chase me, I will let you know.' He has already sneaked in the rules, he chased it up, and finally caught up, this time. Run faster, and finally succeed, go home Less than five kilograms, the score is getting better and better. The third time I went to report, the front desk lady recognized him, and the gentleman was you... he interrupted. Miss does not need to introduce, I understand the rules, I am acting, this time. I want one thousand five. So I paid a thousand, five, holding the key, opened the third door, and then quickly locked the door after entering, and quickly undressed. Look back. A chimpanzee sits in a chair, the mother's chimpanzee , said to him, 'I chase you, if I catch up with you, I will take you.'"

The voice of the parrot has not yet fallen, and the male tourists have laughed all around. Some female tourists laughed a lot, while others laughed. This parrot is really shameless. Who taught such a bad parrot? Of course, some have heard it. This is the slapstick that Fei Yuqing has said, but listen to it again in the parrot's mouth. Don't have a taste. Some tourists who know some parrots are secretly shocked. This parrot is too powerful. It can speak such a large paragraph clearly and fluently. In fact, the change is in the past, even if these two parrots have eaten the World of Warcraft meat and communicated with Su Shi through the Wanshou card, they can only talk about some paragraphs intermittently, not one paragraph at a time. This is a further effect of crystal meditation and jadefish.

"Talk one more."

"Yes, let's talk about one more."

The tourists have started to squat, but they haven’t heard enough. The female tourists who don’t know the shame of the parrots. While being shy, I was reluctant to leave, and I wanted to see the excitement.

"If you want to hear the story, buy the seeds first."

"We have to eat large seeds."

The tourists are happy, the two parrots are so fine, but the seeds are worth a few dollars. There are a few very generous, have bought a bag, and soon, the signs on the feet of two parrots have been covered with melon seeds.

"The two Gui Gui spirits." Zhao Mengxiang can not laugh.

"Look at the point, don't be caught." Su Zhenhong laughed. In fact, the two parrots tell stories here, and there is no bad influence. It is good for the tourism industry. The only worry is that they have been caught. . After all, such two parrots can be valuable.

The two parrots ate for a while, and finally stopped eating after the impatient urges of the tourists. They began to talk again. The parrot who had just talked more said: "I just said one, it’s your turn to talk. It is."

The other parrot was also unambiguous, and immediately said: "There is a man who is urgency on the train. This train is particularly crowded. He has only one station. The road is crowded with people. He is pushing forward. After squeezing, they couldn’t squeeze out. In desperation, he had to squeeze to the side and squeeze into the window. Pull the chain down, bend the body into a c-shape, and sprinkle it out of the window. As a result, when you arrive at the station, A stationmaster standing next to the track was sprinkled. The stationmaster was very angry, but the train was too fast. He could only work hard to see it clearly in the electric light or in the middle, then immediately rushed in and called the next big station to report. 'I have a passenger just now. It’s very rude. I’m lighting a lamp. He actually squirted me a slobber. I don’t know why it’s salty. You should investigate it quickly. This passenger makes me really angry. I must catch it. Come out and warn. 'The stationmaster at the next stop said, 'Don’t be angry, this passenger will definitely find a way to catch it. Please tell me his characteristics.' The stationmaster said, 'Let me think about it. , the speed is too fast to see is not clear, just look To this person, I have a big beard with a face and a cigar in my mouth."

The voice just fell, the audience has already laughed and squirted, laughing and leaning forward, the girl is also a shameful smile, the two parrots are too bad. So, I bought the melon seeds and gave them two parrots. The two parrots probably felt almost enough. Each of them raised a few bags of melon seeds, fluttering their wings, and no matter what the tourists stayed, they flew back home. However, the two clips that just told the story were recorded by the video and sent to the Internet, which quickly became popular.

"Ha ha ha" in the classroom of Yun Yizhong High School, Tang Xiaoyu just watched the video, and his stomach was smiling. Although the two parrots have changed more than before, the bigger ones are more beautiful, but she knows that this is definitely the two Su Shi family. Under the sun, they can no longer find a parrot that is so fluent and so bad.

"What do my brothers teach?" After Suya saw it, she couldn't help but laugh and couldn't help it.

"Haha is too funny." The dog and dog team, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting, Jin Shijia, Liu Qian and others after watching the video, laughed and tears flowed out quickly. As a girl, Guo Biting wanted to remain reserved, but again I can't help it. As a sequel to the dog, the same director and the same director, the main actors did not change, so the crew has a tacit understanding, it is easier to shoot. Moreover, the audience's acceptance is also higher. The perfect new dress has not been broadcast yet, but it has already been recorded, so Guo Biting is now free to focus on the shooting of the sequel.

"The two parrots are really bad." Guo Biting smiled.

"It must have been taught by the auntie." Liu Qian also laughed.

At this moment, Su Shi at home, also from the news sent by sister, Tang Xiaoyu, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting and others, learned that the two parrots went out to sell art, could not help but cry, and shouted, when the two parrots Called over, learned a meal, told them not to go out to make trouble afterwards, or they would be defeated if they were arrested.

The reason why these two parrots learned to tell stories, although they said that they were related to Su Shi, they followed Su Shi, but Su Shi did not specifically teach them, they learned it themselves, and they went out to say it.

"However, it’s really good to say it. The smiles are quite in place. These two parrots are too clever. It seems that too clever will bring trouble, and all pets will have to be further disciplined in the future. Otherwise, I don't know if they will go out and make trouble."

Su Shi was stunned. Before, pets were smart and clever, but they were still in the category of animals. But now, they are getting more and more out of the animals, behaving in a way that is biased towards humans, and their thoughts are no longer so simple. If left unchecked, it may have very bad consequences. Parrots used to like melon seeds, but they never thought of selling vegetables, but now they know how to think. When the dog goes out to see people buying bones, maybe they will use some means to steal the bones of others. After all, people can't think that dogs will be so smart. There is also a wolf, naturally not to mention, if it is arbitrarily ran out of trouble, it may lead to a major disaster.

In short, pets can't just teach animals to teach like they are. They are like children in the development of intelligence. They must strengthen the discipline of conduct, let them know what can be done from the bottom of their hearts. Do, what should be done should not be done. (To be continued.)