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Ninety-two: Chicken means I don't carry this pot
In Chunchang City, the family building of a factory worker...
Yu Zheng came back from vacation to visit his parents in the past few days. He had nothing to do at home during the day, so he entered "Infinite Time and Space" to play a few desperate battles.
This game is very popular recently. My colleagues and friends around me are playing it, and they often play together and open the black together, but recently I have encountered more and more masters, so it is really difficult to win once.
"Hey, I didn't get any chicken again!" Yu Zheng said with some annoyance after he was finally overtaken by his superb driving skills.
"Son, it's time to eat!" The mother's voice came from outside the door.
"Understood, Mom!" Yu Zheng responded, and immediately said to his friends who were playing games: "My mom told me to eat, let me go first, and then continue after dinner, who of us eats chicken today, who will Just a treat!"
Yu Zheng put down the touch controller, took off the VR glasses, got up and walked out of the room. He suddenly smelled the smell of chicken stewed with mushrooms.
"Mom, won't you eat chicken again tonight?" Yu Zheng walked into the restaurant with a bitter face, and he didn't know what was wrong. In the past two days, my mother had eaten chicken the last time, and the next one, and she almost vomited him. .
Before my mother could answer, Yu Zheng had already walked into the restaurant, and when he looked down at the table, tears filled his eyes.
My mother was even more ruthless tonight, and she made a "Man Han Whole Chicken"!
Chicken stewed with mushrooms, cola chicken wings, stir-fried chicken gizzards, pickled chicken feet, spicy chicken shreds, fried chicken popcorn...
Yu Zheng looked at his mother without tears and said, "Mom, does the chicken have any grudge against you?"
"Didn't you say you want to eat chicken?" Mom said with an aggrieved expression.
"When did I say that I want to eat chicken, and I can't eat it all at once, it's so frustrating!"
"I don't hear you say that you eat chicken and eat chicken every day, and then say that you haven't eaten chicken, so I'll let you eat enough tonight!"
Yu Zheng: "..."
He understood it, and when he was playing "chicken eating" in the room, his mother misunderstood.
"Mom, this chicken is not another chicken!" Yu Zheng was dumbfounded.
"What kind of chicken is that?" Mom looked curious.
Yu Zheng thought about how to explain this question, so he said, "The machine of the game console!"
"Is that stuff edible?"
Yu Zheng shared his experience with the Infinite Time and Space player community, which could not help resonating with many players. It turned out that there were many people who had similar experiences with him.
Later, more and more players shared the misunderstandings and jokes that they and the people around them made because of "eating chicken". For example, a girl paper once mistakenly thought that eating chicken was the password for her husband and friends to go out to find the lady, and almost asked a private detective , was going to seize the current situation and let him go out of the house directly, but he was disappointed.
There is also a small businessman who always hears people say that eating chicken is eating chicken, and some people say that eating chicken has become more and more difficult recently, thinking that chicken is going to be out of stock, so he immediately stocked up on chicken and waited for the price to rise, and finally almost broke his hand.
And with the popularity of "Death Speed", videos about "Death Speed" evaluation, strategy, tactical sharing, etc. have emerged one after another on the Internet. There are more and more players, and after playing for a long time, many powerful masters and players have been born. God, has also developed more and more gameplay and god operations.
For example, a certain master brother never uses weapons, and he can beat the audience with his driving skills alone, and he can eat chicken smoothly.
Some masters were tracked by missiles because of the number of kills, and they were sure to die. As a result, this guy's driving skills were really invincible. He just used his superb driving skills and the use of maps to stun the missiles and finally hit a building directly. Successfully avoided, turned danger into safety.
There is also a great god being tracked by missiles. As a result, a dragon swayed its tail, turned the body, and advanced backwards. At the same time, using the machine gun on the car, he directly destroyed the missile that was chasing in front of him, and finally escaped with residual blood.
There is also a data emperor, which uses data models and complex formulas to calculate resource distribution points and rules to calculate a very practical resource competition plan.
Of course, in addition to the hard-core technologies contributed by the major hard-core players, there are also countless rookie, funny and sand sculpture players who have contributed a lot of ridiculous scenes.
For example, a player applied the method of avoiding dreadnoughts in career mode, trying to hide under the bottom of the dreadnought truck, but he forgot that his car had just acquired a rocket weapon.
The rocket was installed on the roof of the car, and the result was too high, directly stuck on the bottom of the car, and was rubbed by the dreadnought.
In the end, the spark of love was honed, the rocket exploded, and the dreadnought was also blown up. The competitors around him sent tributes to him, calling him a hero who sacrificed his life!
In an apartment in Mingzhu City...
Jiang Shaofeng is a game anchor. Recently, "Death Speed" became popular, so he started to play "Death Speed" live, especially in the Battlefield, the number of viewers is very high.
"What I'm showing you today is a brand-new tactic I created. It's absolutely as stable as a dog. You guys are all optimistic!" Jiang Shaofeng said while playing the game.
"Hey, it's awesome, and I got another armor upgrade package. It's stable, haha, this turns me into a tank, watch me walk sideways!" Jiang Shaofeng exclaimed a little complacently.
"Sao Feng, your armor is too heavy, you can eat the speed of the car!"
"Fuel consumption is also high, pay attention to the amount of fuel!" Fans in the live broadcast room left messages to remind them.
"Don't panic, this is a new tactic I created. It's absolutely as stable as a dog. Watch me keep the average speed in the second-to-last place, so that it saves fuel and won't be bombed by missiles!"
"You're a living target if you can't run!"
"Yeah, hurry up to kill, otherwise the number of kills will be the same!" fans commented.
Just as he was talking, someone fired at Jiang Shaofeng's car.
"Haha, tickle my lord. With my armor level, if I stand there and let him fight, I can resist for two minutes!" Jiang Shaofeng didn't care. Sure enough, the car that hit him was quickly caught up by the rear. A car exploded with a rocket, and the car did not attack Jiang Shaofeng's car and drove away.
"Did you see it? Seeing my armor, I was scared away, boy, you are wise, or you will run out of bullets, haha, I'm still in second place in kills now, absolutely stable!" Jiang Shaofeng is proud of it. Laughing loudly, he continued to drive the car around, looking for resources.
"Saofeng, you are at the bottom of the number of kills, and the missile will be launched in one minute!" fans left a message to remind.
"Fuck, fuck, when did that kid in the back overtake him!" Jiang Shaofeng roared, seeing that the kill count was one ahead of him, he hurriedly looked for someone to kill, and after finally killing a car, he found the surrounding There is no car left, and the tie for first place will also be destroyed by missiles.
"Damn, where did everyone go!" Jiang Shaofeng roared.
"You are too slow to catch up!"
"The missile has 30 seconds left!"
"The missile has 10 seconds left..."
Jiang Shaofeng held his breath and searched for his opponent all over the field, but he finally bumped into another one.
"Hahaha, it's so thrilling, I was almost kissed by a missile on my butt!" Jiang Shaofeng smiled proudly, but just after speaking, a missile blasted his car into the sky.
Jiang Shaofeng was stunned: "Damn it, what the hell, I'm no longer the last in the number of kills!"
As a result, I looked at the average speed list: "Damn, what did I just kill the guy with the lowest average speed???"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"This wave of operation 666..."
"I laughed so hard, it's like a dog!"
"Haha, please be kind to every last child around you!"
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[Thank you for the reward of 1,000 starting coins, thank you brothers for your recommendation tickets]
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