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Chapter 574 Life is boring, monkeys imitate humans!
"We just teach everyone to have a reasonable fear of cards and gambling...and we charge a small fee for this humble service."
The thousand skills shown in the video were nothing, but the copy made everyone tremble.
Because this sentence covers a lot of meanings, it represents the cost of purchasing the game, and it also represents the money that gamblers need to pay after losing.
Just like when many newcomers in modern times first join the gambling table, everyone teases them that they need to pay some "tuition" to play cards.
People with deeper gambling addiction often don't realize the fear until their family is ruined. By then, the rewards they need to pay have reached a very terrifying level.
"Fuck, this sentence is absolutely amazing!" Yinzi looked at the video. The techniques shown in the promotional video were not complicated. He felt that he could learn it by just watching the video.
It's just that this sentence brought him far more feelings than others.
"Hahaha, this time I really sweated when I saw this sentence." Yinzi wiped his forehead.
All fans know about him, and his past can be summed up in one word - gambling.
At that time, his past was that he didn't study hard, got into fights, and went gambling after leaving school.
The most impressive one was that he deceived his grandfather into gambling and lost it all, but he also began to repent and quit gambling.
In order to pay back the money, he worked in many professions, including WWE actor, UFC, English teacher, music teacher, art teacher, history teacher, special forces, doctor, actor, waiter, accountant, various athletes, director, Tianjin football team member.
That's really 360 lines, and every line comes out of Yin Zi.
Many times, Yinzi is willing to think of himself as a fool, so when he sees a female streamer, he feels even more ashamed.
Even in reality, the academic qualifications of female prostitutes are among the best.
The top scorer in the college entrance examination, a graduate from Tsinghua University, and a master's degree from Peking University.
Although Yinzi has quit gambling, Yinzi's gambling nature can be clearly seen in the live broadcast, which is the mentality of the stupidest gambler: I may try again and I will succeed.
‘The boss must have been sweating profusely when he saw this sentence. ’
‘Maybe it’s getting more exciting. ’
'To be honest, those gamblers have no need to redeem themselves. ’
‘Don’t you see that the old thief is not saving them? He is just sounding the alarm to others who want to try! ’
‘It’s bullshit that they can listen to it. I just want to see them sweating while playing with the computer. People who can’t even beat the computer are going to bet with people in real life? Aren’t human hearts more complex than machine AI? ’
…
"If nothing else, I think we can learn this technique." Yinzi looked at the card-cutting technique in the promotional video, "Everyone, wait for me. I'll go buy a pair of poker cards and I'll be right back."
He immediately put down his headphones and ran outside.
Poker cards are not difficult to buy. You can buy a common pair of playing cards at any convenience store.
Yinzi trotted all the way, and within a few minutes, a brand new pair of playing cards appeared in his hand.
When he returned to the live broadcast room, the poker was already in his hand.
The brand new poker is still shiny and feels very smooth in the hand.
"Of course, I'm not doing it for gambling, I just want to learn and show everyone how difficult this thing is."
"First cut the cards, then slowly push out one card, card it into a position, then shuffle the cards and cut the cards." Yinzi tried to imitate, but the skilled movements in the video became extremely funny in his hands.
After trying many times, he was unable to push out a card very covertly, nor was he able to covertly use that card to cut to the position he wanted.
It takes a long time to practice just to calmly draw a card from the bottom of the card and deal it to others.
"Damn it, this is too difficult." Yinzi looked at his clumsy fingers, playing with the poker in his hand disobediently, and accidentally scattered it all over the table.
"By the way, the old thief's method of showing it from the first perspective is very clear. I think it should be possible to learn it. Whether I can learn it or not is my own problem." He picked up the poker again.
The hands that had been so obedient during the doubles game were now as stiff as chicken feet.
‘Hahahaha, you actually tried to learn! ’
“When I was a kid and watched Magic Poker Techniques Decrypted, I was thinking that I must learn it, but I gave up after learning it for a long time. ’
‘Life is boring, monkeys imitate humans! ’
‘Don’t learn it. I’ve seen this trick many times when watching magic shows, and I’ve never learned it. ’
‘I can’t even learn it. I don’t believe those gamblers can learn it. If they really learn it, then this money is what they should make. This is a technical job. ’
…
After trying for an afternoon, Yinzi finally put the poker aside in frustration.
"Okay, I won't try anymore. As expected, playing games is still suitable for me." He waved his hand, "This kind of suffering is really not for humans. It is not unfair for gamblers to lose money. No wonder the old thieves just show their best in the promotional video. Basic techniques.”
‘Ten years of hard work off stage and one minute on stage, so why do these gamblers think their luck is worth so many years of hard work of others? ’
‘What if it’s a machine shuffling the cards? ’
'Hahaha, if it's manual shuffling, I think you might win. After all, if you catch Izuku in manual shuffling, you can break his hand. But how can you break the program of machine shuffling? What if someone controls the background and creates a program? Kill you. ’
‘To tell you a cold joke, the machines that catch dolls are now programmed. ’
…
Everyone talks about the claw machines in the arcades nowadays. If we say that they used to rely on eyesight and accuracy, but with the changes of the times, now the claw machines actually have a powerful claw, which means that you have to put a pad into a machine. After getting the right number, you can grab it.
"Aren't the old thieves afraid that these gamblers will learn skills to deceive others?" Yinzi gave a thumbs up when he saw this question.
"Good question!"
"If he had the perseverance to learn this technology, to be honest, he wouldn't want to make a lot of money by relying on his luck in gambling."
"If he really learns it, then he should win other people's money, but people's greed is never-ending. Just like the game introduction says, use generous gambling funds to knock on the door of high-stakes poker tables."
"From playing in the streets to playing in front of the king, when he actually reaches a higher-level casino, it means stepping into the abyss step by step. I believe that the old thief will show us in the game how miserable it will be to lose." Yinzi has given up on studying. He has stopped playing gambling.
That's enough for now.
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