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Chapter 3 3. Knight of Theon

The story lasted about two hours, and Joffrey was very satisfied with the story Theon told.

In particular, the king of one of the countries actually wiped out the other six countries and established a feudal society. What kind of rights does that have?

If you want to beat your dwarf uncle, then beat your dwarf uncle!

Tyrion was lying in the arms of a naked woman when he suddenly sneezed, which made him lament that there was no way for southerners to survive in the north.

He didn't realize at all that his nephew was thinking about how to beat him.

Joffrey took a sip of wine: "Theon, how about being my squire?"

Xion was overjoyed, the opportunity finally came!

As long as he follows Joffrey to King's Landing, and when Joffrey cuts off Ned's head, he can find an excuse to return to the Iron Islands openly and "move reinforcements!"

"Of course, Your Highness, it is my pleasure!"

Joffrey stood up, drew his sword, put it on Theon's shoulder, and named Theon his bodyguard knight.

Rather than being like the original work, he foolishly thought that by occupying Winterfell, he had occupied the North.

"Hahahaha." Tyrion couldn't help laughing. "This means you don't understand Theon Greyjoy." Tyrion said to Benyan.

Xion was very happy, loyal, I must be loyal!

"Your Highness, the sun, moon, mountains and rivers will last forever, and my loyalty will last forever!" Theon said sincerely, as if he would do whatever Joffrey asked him to do.

"Your Majesty, I heard that Prime Minister Jon Erin passed away?"

In the battle to defend King's Landing, it can almost be said that it was Tyrion's temporary performance that blocked Stannis's attack, and Tywin who came later completed the finishing touch.

When the time comes, he can return to the Iron Islands openly and openly, and then slowly figure it out.

Theon was disdainful. How could the conceited Joffrey inform others when he went out? This was what Theon had taught him.

Halfway through the party, Joffrey said goodbye to Robert and Ned.

After the two entered the hall, many people looked at Joffrey. After all, the prince's status was still very noble.

Theon made a gesture to Tyrion to please continue and followed Joffrey.

"Snow, you don't understand how poor people are on the other side of the Great Wall. Your martial arts skills are better than Theon's. Maybe you can ask Theon to recommend you. Following Joffrey is your best way out!"

"What are you doing here?" Joffrey didn't like Tyrion at all.

In this kingdom that values ​​the order of seniority, the prince is basically equal to the king.

After all, Joffrey and Tyrion are no longer at odds with each other, and he still wants to get the valley by tricking Joffrey.

Benyan retorted: "I know Theon, and Joffrey also trusts him, I can see it."

Joffrey walked out with Theon, and Cersei behind him said proudly: "He has always been so polite. Sometimes I worry about whether he will be able to control his nobles in the future."

"I don't mean to say this, I have decided to go north." Jon said firmly.

"Hahahahahahaha, good!" Robert laughed happily, and wiped the maid's pussy by the way.

Robert was a smarter man and not as reckless as he thought. Thinking about it, how could a reckless and stupid man sit on the Iron Throne and rule the Seven Kingdoms?

Joffrey took back the sword with satisfaction, having no idea what he was holding back.

"Theon Greyjoy, right? You are smarter than that old guy Balon. Follow Joffrey well and you won't be treated badly." Robert said loudly.

Many people also discovered Theon Greyjoy next to Joffrey.

After Joffrey took his seat, Theon stood beside Joffrey.

"Father (His Majesty the King)!"

"From today on, you will be my knight guard, Joffrey. I hope you will always be loyal."

"Your Majesty, don't worry, I will protect His Highness Joffrey." Theon said loudly.

"Good evening, Lord Tyrion!" Theon greeted casually, without appearing too friendly.

"Goodbye, Your Highness."

"His Majesty the Prince will definitely be a good king."

Theon turned around and saw a dwarf walking over, the popular character in Game of Thrones, Tyrion Lannister!

Joffrey turned away with a look of disgust on his face, "Theon, I don't want to see him."

Theon's most ideal first territory is the Vale. After Jon Arryn's death, the Vale has been controlled by Lysa Tully.

Joffrey came to Cersei's side again, "Mother, I'm full. I'll go out for a while and see Lady Catelyn again!"

In their eyes, Theon is a guy who only flatters people, because they don't know what will happen next.

Theon followed Joffrey to Robert.

Ned frowned. He had too many doubts in his mind. According to Theon's character, it was impossible to tie up Joffrey like this?

However, Ned didn't care too much. Following Joffrey was equivalent to following Joffrey in the Iron Islands, which could effectively prevent Balon from wanting to rebel in the future.

Joffrey thought for a moment and nodded: "That's true."

"Uncle, I want to join the Night Watch, and I want to go north, I'm sure!"

"Your Majesty, it's already evening, we should go to the banquet."

But Theon knew, knew that Joffrey would probably chop off Ned's head, and knew that Stannis would attack King's Landing.

Maybe even return to the Iron Islands earlier!

After leaving the door, Joffrey said to Theon in confusion: "Why can't I just come out? I have to ask others for instructions?"

Robert glanced at Theon and said to Ned: "This guy is smarter than his father and knows who to approach."

Joffrey nodded. As a prince, he had to attend this banquet.

Just as Tyrion was releasing the water, a quarrel attracted him.

Then he said to Jon: "You don't know my nephew either!"

"That old guy is indeed dead, after all, he is so old!"

"Oh, following Joffrey is not a good thing. Believe me, no normal person can bear this. Our prince." Tyrion walked over.

"Your Highness, just saying a few words can make all the northern nobles have a good impression of you, so that you can gain their support after you succeed to the throne. Why not?"

After ridiculing in my heart, I went on to drink and eat kidney pie. The kidney pie in the north is still very fragrant, not as bad as pork at all.

"Hello, sycophant knight, they all call you that!" Tyrion said with a smile.

"Oh, that's a nice nickname!" Theon shrugged his shoulders, not caring.

The Hound was eating and drinking, but when he saw Theon standing next to Joffrey, he couldn't help but glance at his mouth. He is really a person who knows how to "show off", haha.

Jon was also confused and said: "His Royal Highness Joffrey is a polite prince. People at the banquet said so. He will be a good king."

The valley is rich in products, easy to defend and difficult to attack, and there is also a seaside area. In addition, the person in charge is a mentally disturbed woman. It can be said that it is the most popular place in Westeros.

Tyrion unbuttoned his belt and said, "I'm going to go to the toilet. Why, can't I?"

What Theon has to do now is to constantly teach Joffrey how to do things in the name of consolidating his position. Later, Joffrey will get used to it and seek his advice on everything.

Looking into Jon's eyes, Benyan was silent for a while, "We'll leave the day after tomorrow, don't forget!"

As soon as Joffrey finished speaking, a scolding voice came: "That's the Prime Minister of the Seven Kingdoms. Maybe you should be more respectful."

Jon breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that his uncle would not agree. He could feel Lady Catelyn's dislike for him.

Lady Catelyn is a standard duchess. Her husband went out with Robert for a year and brought back a boy. It is definitely impossible for her to have a good impression of this boy.

"Hey, I want to go too. I want to pee on the Great Wall!" Tyrion said.

Bunyan did not refuse, but warned that the Great Wall was very dangerous.

(End of chapter)