Gamers Are Fierce
Chapter 411: Talent
The van increased to full speed and sprinted all the way. Seeing that he was about to hit the woman in white on the side of the road, Li Ang suddenly turned the steering wheel, causing the car to shift to the left suddenly.
The slanted and cocked car body drew the wind and brushed the skirt of the woman.
boom,
, the body cocked and fell heavily, and the vehicle swayed, tens of meters away.
thrown away?
Li Ang looked into the rearview mirror from the corner of his eyes, but saw that the dark street behind him was empty, and there was no pale figure.
"Next to you!"
Ms. Chai's exclamation sounded in Li Ang's heart. The light from the corner of his eyes swept away, only to see a pile of thick, dark, long hair that was twisted together on the front passenger seat.
These hairs seem to grow from the seat,
gush, spread,
squirming, shaking,
accompanied by the sound of "rustling" hair.
The temperature inside the car dropped sharply, a thin layer of ice quickly formed on the inside and outside of the car windows, and the slight frost slowly spread out from the center of the passenger seat.
With only one breath, the hair has changed from a small pile to a big ball like a basketball.
Under the hair, the outline of a woman's head emerged.
Then, shoulders, arms, body
A woman in a pale long dress, with her arms hanging down naturally, her palms facing upwards,
The head is firmly hidden by the hair, leaning against the shoulder,
Like a silent passenger, he naturally sat in the passenger seat.
"She came up, what should I do?"
Ms. Chai was a little nervous, and the pale figure next to her was even more devoid of texture and evil than usual.
The sudden appearance of the woman’s figure did not make Li Ang panic.
He slowed down a little bit, looked at the situation calmly, turned his head slowly, and calmly said to the woman in white: "Miss sister, do you know the man’s passenger seat?
can only sit for my wife or girlfriend.
You sit up so quietly, are you attracted by my looks, do you want to show your body?
Sorry, I am not a casual person.
But if you insist, maybe I will just give up. "
""
no respond.
This is normal, the other party is not breathing at all, and there is no temperature at all, it is definitely not a living thing.
Miss Chai was taken aback, suppressing her voice, and whispered: "What are you doing!"
"Testing."
Li Ang said silently in his heart: “Don’t worry, I was a taxi driver when I was young, and I am best at chatting with passengers.
There are often passengers who write down my license plate after getting off the bus, so that they can order my car in the future. "
When were you young? What are you not in high school now? And the passengers are probably not recording the license plate to order your car, but to find someone to beat you, right?
Chai Cuiqiao was frantically maligned, and Li Ang cleared his throat with his eyes open. After brewing for a while, he smiled at the white figure and said, "Miss Sister, are you shy?
eh, I’m sorry, I didn’t notice that your hands are cold
Let’s do this, in the front passenger’s storage box in front of you, there is a cup of mineral water that I have peeed on. Let’s take a bite to keep warm.
It just happened that I was on fire recently, and I often make chrysanthemum tea.
has a long sweet aftertaste. "
""
There was still no response, the woman in white just sat there, motionless.
Li Ang frowned and said softly, "Miss Sister, why are you not talking? Are you shy?
Still worried that because of bad breath, speaking will destroy your image?
Don’t be afraid, my mouth smells bad too,
known as the little prince of Zuan Pingren, keyboard pianist,
If you win, your parents are alive, and if you lose, your family tree will rise to heaven.
Brothers from all over the world in the wind, the horse hunter in the Upwind Canyon,
The simplest smelly mouth, the most extreme enjoyment.
So, don’t feel inferior, just talk to me. "
""
The pale figure was silent for a long time, and finally, there was a slight voice that sounded like a hairspring, "Bible"
Li Ang's heart moved as he drove the vehicle forward and asked: "What?"
"Tell me, tell me, the Bible"
the woman stumbled and said.
Li Ang's eyes flashed, and he examined the other party's outfit again.
It can be vaguely seen that the dilapidated long skirt is a bit like a nun's white monastic dress, but it doesn't have a brown cloak or black turban.
Li Ang took a deep breath. The meaning of the monster teaching level under the bed before,
is to say that only by following certain rules can the abnormal incident be solved without injury.
Ms. Chai was a little nervous, "I'm going to tell a bible story this time, will you? If not, let's kill her directly."
"Don't worry,"
Li Ang said silently in his heart: "I know the Bible. I used to sing it every day. Don't worry."
"That's good."
Ms. Chai breathed a sigh of relief, and then realized after a while, "Wait, sing?"
Before she could ask, Li Ang took a deep breath. After half a second of brewing, he sang in Peking opera singing: "Moses, I left Egypt,
will come, in front of the Red Sea,
I have never spoken, my heart is good~ miserable,
Angels of the past, please listen to me,
Which one goes to heaven,
just asked God to help me drain the sea water,
do not cut the Jewish fate,
Become a dog in the next life! "
The Peking Opera singing in this passage is exactly the famous "Su Sanqi Jie",
Li Ang reversed the howling of ghosts and wolves when he sang just now, and the sadness and determination of this drama was absolutely shocking.
But this line is about the story of Moses going to sea in the Bible.
The combination of the two is really contrary to the extreme.
Ms. Chai was stunned, but Li Ang was still singing down, the Henan opera version of "The Gospel of John",
Huagu Opera version of "Joshua",
Allegro version of "Mark's Gospel ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and even rap version of "Revelation".
sings in a pattern, urging people to pee,
Don't talk about this pale figure,
Even Miss Chai herself has a kind of pious refuge, just begging Li Ang to stop singing.
"Where did you learn this skill?!"
Ms. Chai said with some collapse.
"The Senior Citizens' Activity Center of Yin City Sub-district Office."
Li Ang sang the "Book of Isaiah" in the version of "Liu Hai Chui Qiao", while silently saying in his heart: "When I had no money, I used to go to the Senior Citizens Activity Center to do volunteer activities.
As long as you play games, sing or sing with your grandparents,
you can get free lunch and dinner, air conditioning and WiFi.
Well, I have to say that the old men and old ladies are so versatile, they know all kinds of operas,
Especially because they had engaged in a Christmas song garden event before,
listened to the side for a week, and he was able to master all kinds of drama and singing of all scriptures.
Do you want to learn? I teach you. "
""
Miss Chai was a little speechless for a while, not knowing what to say.
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