Gamers Are Fierce
Chapter 85: Cricket
You are so showy.
"..."
The old woman looked at Li Ang, and then at the surveillance camera located high at the intersection,
The deep wrinkles on his face twitched fiercely, and his pale lips whispered.
In the end, she still didn't say anything, and moved a step back impenetrably, lowered her head, pretending that she had never seen Li Ang.
She doesn’t mind adding a meal temporarily,
But now it is under the surveillance camera. Considering that it may be pursued by the Special Affairs Bureau afterwards, let's bear with it for the time being.
The old woman was silent, while Li Ang took a step forward, pretending to have a long burp, and asked with concern: "What's the matter with you? Why aren't you talking? Did I just get smoked by my armpit sweat?"
God's armpit sweat, will you die if you don't speak?
The old woman felt like thousands of alpacas galloping past, and after taking a few deep breaths, she decided not to pay attention to the suspected drunkard.
Li Ang raised his arm, sniffed his armpit, confirmed that there was no smell,
was very angry and asked the other person: "No smell, why don't you talk to me, do you look down on me? I tell you, I am a distinguished green diamond member, no one can ignore me."
Then you are awesome.
The old woman's eyes twitched and turned her head.
Finally, the green light turned on, and she took the cloth bag and tremblingly stepped down the steps and onto the zebra crossing.
Li Ang chased after him, rushed up in three or two steps, and went hand in hand with her.
Raised his legs high, swinging his arms desperately, pretending to be sprinting, and humming the theme song of the movie "Rocky", "GonnaFlyNow"
"Humhhhhh~~hhhhhh~hhhhhh~~hhhhhh~"
This song is high-spirited and positive, which is very suitable for listening at night,
But in the ears of the old woman, it was a noise.
She unknowingly increased the speed of her steps, and Li Ang also accelerated slowly, just shoulder to shoulder with her.
Like an old woman with thousands of flies buzzing in her ears, she was really annoying, a flame mixed with malice and anger rose sharply in her heart.
She just sullenly moved forward and finished the zebra crossing. The moment she stepped onto the steps, she pretended to slip and stumble and fell to the ground.
click——
The sound of bones colliding is particularly obvious at the silent intersection,
"Hey, eh..."
The old woman cried out in pain, moved and sat on the roadside steps, shaking her ankle.
Lee Ang took a step back when he saw this, pretending to be horrified, "Grandma, I haven't met you before, don't you false me, there is surveillance here."
"Ouch."
The old woman groaned weakly while holding her ankle, and sighed, "You didn't hit me, boy, because I slipped on my feet. Alas, this man, it's useless when I get older."
"Hey, you can't say that, old Ji Fu Ting, I am a thousand miles away."
Li Ang counseled: "Uncle Zhang, who used to live in front of my house, has liked boxing since he was a child. He can also fight two or three sets of military boxing in his eighties.
Last time his grandson hanged himself on an electric fan in the living room. Seeing that he just kicked off the chair with his front foot, Uncle Zhang came to his back foot and put on boxing gloves. "
? ? ?
The old woman opened her mouth and didn't know what to say for a while. It took a long time for her to breathe, and said quietly: "Young man, my ankle is broken, can you please send me home?"
"What do you want to do?"
Li Ang instantly became vigilant, clutching his chest and said: "I warn you, not the kind of casual person.
The last time I had an online dating with a half-old milf, she pulled my sleeve and said to go to her house at night, and talk with them mother and daughter. My heart, the thumping one, without even considering the test, he agreed directly.
When I went at night, I saw the 70-year-old mother of the half-old **** sitting in front of the mirror with heavy makeup and light makeup...
Shente, talk to your heart, who wants to sleep with you! ! !
Can't you take a **** and take a picture of yourself? !
The old woman’s desire to complain about it was almost overflowing. She suppressed her almost deformed expression and smiled barely and said: "Young man, you think too much, I just want you to help me go home.
Alas, my sons and daughters are all out of town, there is no one at home. Should I pay you some money? "
"Money?"
Li Ang looked straight, frowning and reprimanded: "Grandma, this is your fault. We talked about money and hurt feelings. Who of us is with whom, you should take a five million advance payment."
"..." The old woman couldn't keep smiling, "Is it five hundred?"
"Oh, you are such a bargaining expert."
Li Ang nodded, walked to her and squatted down, stretched his hands back, "Come on."
"Ok....."
A faint smile flashed on the old woman's face. She slowly stood up on one foot and climbed onto Li Ang's back.
Li Ang weighed it, stood up slowly, and looked around at the intersection, "Which way is your house?"
"Over there." The old woman stretched out her hand and pointed to the northwest direction, and said softly, "Just walk a few steps ahead."
To the northwest is a village in the city, full of old houses of 20 or 30 years, narrow roads, low houses, and many blind spots for monitoring.
There is her temporary residence.
"Okay, sit down? The Thomas train starts!"
Li Ang raised his legs high~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and rushed forward, the old woman only felt the wind whistling in her ears, and she almost couldn't open her eyes.
So fast!
Just rushing out for tens of meters, Li Ang suddenly slowed down, panting and saying, "Hey, I'm exhausted, grandma, now it's your turn to carry me."
? ? ? ?
The old woman lying on Li Ang's back looked dazed, blinking her eyes, trying her best to interpret the word "innocent".
Fortunately, he was just joking and didn't throw the old woman to the ground.
Li Ang slowed down, carrying the old woman on his back, and said, "Grandma, what is your last name?"
The old woman was worried that she might be thrown on the ground without answering. She struggled for a moment, and said, "...surnamed Hu."
Li Ang nodded, "I am not asking if you are lucky or not, I am asking what your last name is."
Blue veins appeared on the forehead of the old woman, "My name is Hu!"
Li Ang frowned, "I know you are happy, I am asking what your last name is, understand? Last name is the first word of a person's name."
The old woman felt her blood pressure started to rise again, "My last name is Hu...Gu Yuehu."
"Oh, I understand if you say that," Li Ang nodded, "Grandma Gu Yuehu, where is your lover."
"Dead." The old woman replied grimly, "When the electric fish fell in the water and drowned."
"Huh? Sorry, sorry, I touched your sadness."
Li Ang said empathetically, "Oh, I used to like electric fish when I was in the country.
later entered the city, thinking all day how to relive the feeling of electric fish. It's a pity that the pool administrator at the Civic Center will not let me go into the water with an electric fish machine on my back. "
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