Games come to all worlds
Chapter 265 He called me a bitch
At this moment, the man known as God was leaning on the railing on the second floor, eating melon seeds and watching a show.
"Why are you still here? Let's go! It's dangerous here!"
Zhan Hongling frowned. What was the situation of the people in this inn? She had told them that their lives would be in danger if they stayed, but no one left.
It’s okay if the employees stay, and they can be said to be affectionate and righteous, but what about this guest? I am still eating melon seeds leisurely here. I can understand the following situation with a little thinking.
Seeing her coming, Li En raised his hand, gave her a handful of melon seeds, and said, "Don't worry, it's very safe here."
As a comedy, in the world view of Wulin Gaiden, they can be injured, but they certainly cannot die.
Besides, Gongsun Oolong usually doesn't kill directly. He always uses sunflower acupuncture points to touch the opponent, and then tortures him to death.
Therefore, even if something unexpected happens, it will not be too late for Li En to take action.
In the lobby on the first floor, four people, Bai Sanniang and her son, Zhui Feng, and Tong Boda, stood in four directions of Gongsun Wulong and surrounded him.
Zhui Feng's martial arts skills are very average, maybe not even a top-notch master. He became a great catcher mainly because of his connections. Secondly, he is a little clever and is very good at solving crimes.
Tong Boda's martial arts skills were good in the early years, but now that he is older, his martial arts skills have long declined, but he still stood up resolutely to protect his daughter.
Surrounded by four people, Gongsun Wulong was not nervous at all. He still sat on the stool arrogantly and asked: "Hey! Call the cook and make me a bowl of noodles. I'm a little hungry."
The four of them looked at each other, and Bai Zhantang shouted: "Big mouth!"
"Wait a minute!" the big mouth in the backyard responded.
"Thank you." Gongsun Wulong stretched out his hand to them with a smile and said, "Sit down, everyone. Treat this place as your home. You're welcome. Who are these two?"
Tong Boda cupped her hands and said seriously: "Tong Boda of Longmen Escort! I hope Mr. Gongsun will give you some respect and don't hurt my daughter and son-in-law."
Gongsun Wulong followed his eyes and asked thoughtfully: "Is your daughter a master?"
"I have never learned martial arts."
"That's okay. I'm not interested in ordinary people. Third sister only has this son. She finally found a wife, so I won't kill her."
Hearing this, Tong Boda breathed a sigh of relief, but did not relax his vigilance.
Zhuifeng next to him did not lower his posture, but his tone was still respectful. After all, he was a master.
"The four great gods of the six gates below are chasing the wind! Mr. Gongsun, I have admired you for a long time! I have admired you for a long time!"
Um?
Uh-huh!
Gongsun Wulong turned his wrist and unleashed a palm force that sent Zhui Feng flying three feet away and smashed many tables and chairs.
Vomiting out a mouthful of old blood, Zhui Feng felt excruciating pain all over his body, even breathing would cause pain.
"Brother Feng!"
Zhan Hongling's eyes turned red, tears welling up in her eyes, and she hurried to Zhui Feng's side.
"You...you, hurry up~" Zhui Feng said weakly.
"No! I won't leave!"
Saying that, Zhan Hongling drew her sword and stood in front of him.
"Don't worry." Gongsun Wulong said calmly: "He just hurt his lungs, he won't die, but it hurts a lot."
Bai Sanniang gritted her teeth and asked, "Why did you beat him? Just because he is from Liumen?"
"Of course not!" Gongsun Wulong said angrily: "He called me a son of a bitch. I didn't kill him just to give you face."
"…ha?"
Zhuifeng on the ground vomited another mouthful of blood and tried hard to argue for himself: "I'm talking about dog-raising! Dog-raising!"
"Listen, he's still scolding me!"
Zhan Hongling squeezed the sword in her hand and shouted: "He is talking about Jiu Yang!"
ah?
Gongsun Wulong was stunned and patted his head regretfully, "Why didn't you say it earlier? Why didn't you say it earlier? It's a good thing I didn't eat, otherwise you would have died from that slap. So good~ So good ~"
Zhui Feng's accent is very heavy, and he speaks very fluent Cantonese Mandarin. After listening to it for a long time, he basically sounds like a dog.
Bai Zhantang pointed at Zhui Feng, gritted his teeth and asked, "You've beaten people like that, how can you be so kind?"
"Just say a few words and I'll feel better."
"Wouldn't that be enough if you just apologize?"
"That won't work." Gongsun Wulong said with a tone that he had experienced before: "If he doesn't accept the apology, I will have to kill him. That would be so troublesome."
He had experienced this kind of thing a lot. Every time he apologized, he would be scolded and spat at.
Simply say a few words of comfort to yourself and forget about it.
He was too old to bear the insult.
"Chicken soup...here comes the noodles~"
Da Zui walked in with his face held high and was startled when he saw Zhui Feng lying on the ground.
"You...use it slowly."
Putting the noodles on the table, Li Dazui ran back quickly, not daring to stay for a second longer.
"Hey, it smells really good." Gongsun Wulong smelled it and said with a smile: "Third sister, help me with the vinegar... forget it, I'll take it myself."
Just as Gongsun Wulong went to get the vinegar, Bai Sanniang pointed at him in the air.
Bai Zhantang was happy and rushed over to pat him on the head.
"Haha, stop it, let you shout... Oh my god!"
Bai Zhantang was so frightened that he almost flew away. He quickly walked up behind his mother and asked, "Mom, what kind of skill does he have? You can't even touch him?"
"This is called the Turtle Shell Magic Skill. It specializes in preventing acupuncture points. I have already practiced it to the seventh level." Gongsun Wulong explained thoughtfully, and then ate the noodles.
"Isn't this the unique secret recipe of the Turtle Taoist from Causeway Bay?" Bai Sanniang asked.
"Yes, that summer, when I was playing chess with him, while he was distracted, I clicked on his mutton, took the secret book, killed his disciples, and burned his Taoist temple. Finally... alas... , It’s so good~ It’s so good~”
Distracted?
Bai Sanniang figured out the key words in this sentence. It turned out that the magical skill of cracking turtle shells requires the user to be distracted.
"Haha, let's not talk about that." Bai Sanniang sat opposite him and asked with a smile: "Brother Gongsun, why are you here this time?"
"Oh, didn't I hear that the imperial court issued a wanted order for my apprentice? He said that if he kills him, he can become the new Guanzhong hero, hiss~"
Gongsun Wulong took a breath and said: "My apprentice, although he is incompetent, his martial arts is not bad. I just want to see who can kill him and become a hero in Guanzhong."
"If some hermit master really shows up, he might be able to unravel me."
"Open solution?"
"Yes, I have killed countless people over the years and committed many crimes. Especially in the past few years, when I close my eyes, I can see those people wandering in front of me."
"I can't remember the faces of some people clearly, but I can still vividly remember the sect's clothes and the tragic situation. Therefore, I want to find someone to lead me to good deeds and get rid of the nightmare."
After listening to Gongsun Wulong's explanation, everyone was stunned. Unexpectedly, he didn't come here for revenge, but wanted to...be a good person?
The scene suddenly fell into silence, with only the sound of cracking melon seeds.
Originally, when the big guy was talking, the sound of cracking melon seeds wasn't too loud, but after he got quiet, the sound became a little harsh.
Gongsun Wulong was also a little angry. He glanced at it sideways and said, "The donor has watched the show for so long, that's enough!"
After saying that, he raised his hand and pointed towards Li En, and then continued eating noodles.
But something strange happened to him. The sound of eating melon seeds didn't stop.
Li En came here just to be a guest, stay at Tongfu Inn, and watch everything that happens in the inn as a normal person.
The reason why he continued to eat melon seeds was really not because he was arrogant, but because... Li En didn't even notice that Gongsun Wulong had taken action against him.
Otherwise, you will definitely pretend to be clicked.
Li En still has the confidence to pretend to be similar because he played it many times when he was a child.
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