Gao Wu Era: After Binding The School Beauties, I Lay Down And Won

"Huh? Pharaoh? What's the matter? Say what troubles you have to make the students happy... Keke, it's to help you solve problems."

Xu Lin coughed lightly and stopped the car in time.

The upgrade rose too high last night, and the mentality seems to be a little inflated.

Pharaoh estimates that at least he must be a formal martial artist, and he has practiced with one hand and ten slaps.

Can't beat it, really can't beat it.

Lao Wang has long been accustomed to Xu Lin's rudeness, but glared at him angrily and said, "Come with me."

"Oh."

Xu Lin followed, and started thinking silently in his heart.

what is it today? First a boy blocked the door, and then was called away by the teacher...

Could it be that you have to make me pretend?

so forceful? so deliberately?

If this is a novel, it's just this kind of rubbish plot, sprinkle dog food on the keyboard, and the dog can write better than him!

Quickly following Old Wang, Xu Lin immediately noticed something was wrong.

Pharaoh's face! It seems a little different today.

Although his face under the gold wire glasses was still unbearable to look directly at as usual, his face was full of folds.

but!

It seems to be swollen a bit.

It can be vaguely seen that it seems to be hanging.

The king is hurt!

Hiss... I didn't expect that the old king, who is well versed in the profound meaning of martial arts, would be beaten one day.

This is really... hilarious!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Old Wang turned his head and looked suspicious: "What are you laughing at?"

"Oh, sorry, I just thought of some happy things." Xu Lin instantly restrained his smile and said deeply.

Lao Wang didn't believe his mouth full of running trains at all, and stared at him for a few seconds.

It's okay not to look at it. When he saw it, Old Wang's eyes widened: "Have you advanced?"

"what?"

Xu Lin was shocked, it was all seen.

Isn't that pretending to fail again?

Gan!

Do good people radiate light all over their bodies? Otherwise, how did Pharaoh see it.

At this point, Xu Lin can only recognize it: "Well, last night, I had a good luck in the dream exploration. I encountered a small chance and advanced."

Hearing this, Old Wang's complexion finally improved a lot, and said, "How many is it now?"

"Well... less than the ninth grade." Xu Lin said truthfully.

He didn't intend to deceive Pharaoh, after all, it was thanks to his funding that it went so well yesterday.

It is interest to make his old man happy.

But what Xu Lin didn't expect was that,

After listening to it, Old Wang didn't have the slightest reaction. Instead, he looked at him with a smile: "I understand, if it's less than the ninth rank, is it the second rank?"

"Stinky boy! Still want to scare Lao Tzu...cough, scare the teacher?"

"No, Teacher Wang, you misunderstood, I really am not at the ninth grade, the eighth grade peak."

Xu Lin said seriously.

Not only that, but in order to prevent Old Wang from disbelieving, he simply held his breath, and the majestic qi and blood at the peak of the eighth-rank madly surged out.

Reach out, aim at a sweet-scented osmanthus tree beside you, clench your fists, and hit!

"boom!"

A violent explosion sounded.

On the sturdy tree trunk that the two people could hug together only by holding hands, a fist mark was blown out.

Sawdust splashed, and the whirring sound of wind leaked from the hole in the trunk.

After doing all this, Xu Lin smiled casually.

Forcibly pretending is the most deadly!

Pharaoh stared blankly at the osmanthus tree he planted in No. 1 Middle School ten years ago, his face full of cows.

The ancient sentence could not help but appear in his mind.

[There are sweet-scented osmanthus trees in the forest, which I planted by hand when I first came to this school, and now it’s like a pavilion…]

Tingting is like a fart! All ruined by this little bastard!

"Little bastard! Give me back the osmanthus tree!!!"

"Damn it? Old Wang murdered his own students again! Help!"

On the campus in the early morning, the terrifying screams broke the silence and lingered for a long time.

five minutes later,

Outside the teacher's office, Xu Lin rubbed the chicken's head again and walked out cursing.

"Ding! Pay Qianbao to the account for ten thousand yuan!"

He received funding from Pharaoh again, at the cost of another lecture on the "Youth Quality Regulations" and "Campus Flowers and Plants Care Manual".

Of course, regarding Pharaoh's generous funding again, Xu Lin doubted that he was simply frightened by his aptitude as a monstrous genius, for fear that he would seek revenge on him in the future!

Back in the classroom, Xu Lin just stepped in the door, and the noisy classroom suddenly fell silent.

All eyes turned to him.

"Hello brother Lin!"

All the boys in the class stood up at the same time and gave Xu Lin a 180-degree bow.

Some thought that one was not enough, and even brought a few more on purpose, and almost didn't send him away on the spot.

Xu Lin was wondering if he had any medical report discovered by them, when he saw Chen Hao holding a Coke and leading a group of boys, and greeted him with admiration.

"Boss, have a sip of Bing Kuo Le!"

"Brother Lin, my brother will beat your legs!"

"Dad, teach your son how to pick up girls!"

Seeing the pair of eyes twinkling with admiration and ingratitude, Xu Lin nodded silently.

Right, this is what the protagonist should be treated to!

He was about to enjoy the joy of Ban Pong, when a cold voice interrupted all this.

"Xu Lin."

Xu Lin turned his head and saw that Su Lingyan was standing at the door, still with that arrogant and arrogant look.

"What's wrong?" Xu Lin was taken aback.

Didn't this just separate? Missing me so soon? So sticky?

Seeing his reluctant look on his face, Su Lingyan took a deep breath and raised her forehead: "I have something to do with you."

"Come on, Brother Lin!"

"Yeah boss! Leave us alone, let's go!"

"Dad, hurry up, don't make my mother wait!"

Wait, what the hell was that messing in at the end?

Before he could speak, Xu Lin was pushed to the door by a group of boys.

Although Su Lingyan was a little puzzled by Xu Lin's various strange names in the class, she still smiled politely at the classmates behind him: "Thank you."

"You're welcome, sister-in-law!"

"Yes, don't be polite to us, we will send Brother Lin to you at any time if you need it!"

A group of younger brothers were flattered and booked their tickets.

Su Lingyan: "???"

Xu Lin: "..."

"Okay, ignore them, let's go!"

Xu Lin, who was betrayed in seconds, sighed and dragged Su Xiaohua away from the sad place.

As soon as she walked out of the teaching building, Su Lingyan, who had been silent and blushed, finally spoke.

"The top martial arts universities are preparing to open a dream experiment class for the next new students this year."

Xu Lin reflexively wanted to say what the top martial arts university had to do with him, but he quickly realized it.

That's right, I seem to have a chance now to get admission letters from these top universities.

"Dreamland Experiment Class...what is it for?"

Su Lingyan didn't answer directly, but asked, "Do you know why there are warriors in this world?"

"Because of the appearance of the dream space?" Xu Lin searched his memory and replied.

Su Lingyan nodded: "Originally, there is no real martial artist or cultivation in our world, at most it is some self-cultivation meditation."

"Until more than a hundred years ago, the emergence of the dream space changed the pattern of the entire world."

"Since then, human beings flying into the sky and breaking through mountains and rivers are not only fantasy in the movie, but also bring crisis."

Xu Lin suddenly thought of something: "Alien invasion?!"

"That's right."

"Then you know... Forget it, you definitely don't know."

Su Lingyan sighed and said.

"The so-called aliens are actually beasts from the dream space."

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[It's 30,000 words, and there's not a single flower or a ticket, it's so miserable... I want the data! 】

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