Gao Wu Era: After Binding The School Beauties, I Lay Down And Won

"Help! This world is terrible! Is there any kind Uncle Aunt to help the children!"

"What? What did you say I'm afraid of? Of course I'm afraid that you won't believe my acting skills!"

"Hey!"

Long sword into waist.

"Next!"

Xu Lin quickly picked up the spoils and went straight to the next field.

Su Lingyan retracted her sword and sheathed it, and continued to hide with incomparable skill.

...

"Dreamland Space's unprecedented loss-making sale! Don't want 998, don't want 888..."

"What, this guest, what do you want from me? Of course I want to send you home! Look at the sword!"

A certain unfortunate martial artist pulled out his weapon and looked at Xu Lin's waist.

"Look at me? I don't have a sword, I'm talking about the sword behind you!" Xu Lin hated that iron was not steel.

Subsequently.

"Shh!"

Feijian stabs the waist!

Sheath the sword!

Su Xiaohua took a set of operations and finished it smoothly. He glanced at Xu Lin: "What are you still doing? Go on!"

Good guy, so impatient, the school flower baby will not be addicted to the waist, right?

who cares! Anyway, it's not my waist!

continue!

...

A whole night of dream exploration slowly played GG in the laughter and brisk voice of Karma.

After seven hours of arduous performances, after killing an unknown number of warriors' waists,

They captured more than a dozen qi and blood beads and three exotic flowers and plants that were not useful but could be sold for money.

After dividing up the qi and blood beads, Xu Lin and Su Lingyan both soared to the ninth-rank peak apprentice martial artist realm.

It's a pity that the warriors in the pit all night are poor, and it's a dream that none of them have exploded.

But come to Japan for a long time! Tomorrow night will be the main event, that mysterious high-level chance has already been born.

At that time, it will be a real tough battle!

And in the time when Xu Lin and Su Lingyan woke up from their dreams and went to school with a lot of harvest,

In a forum dedicated to martial artists called "Mengwu Sky", a huge wave suddenly erupted.

The reason is because of the posting of a post in the early morning.

"Kneel down and appeal! Killing and stealing treasures is fine, but please spare the waist of a middle-aged warrior! 》

The poster is a middle-aged martial artist who has been posted on a forum for many years. Although his cultivation is mediocre, he is still a ninth-rank apprentice martial artist in his forties.

However, because he speaks well and is very talented, many people know him, and they top posts for him immediately.

【Hahahaha top one! The uncle was actually beaten by the waist again! 】

【That's horrible! For a middle-aged man, waist is no different from hair! 】

...

And this is just the first wave of this monstrous wave.

Soon, several blood and tears complaint posts appeared in the forum one after another with almost the same experience.

"People are not old in the world! There was actually a team of warriors who attacked me, a fat man weighing more than 300 pounds! 》

"I just glanced at him one more time in the woods, and when I turned around, I was slapped! 》

Where has the trust between people gone? The one-stop service promised, the result is a fairy jump! 》

Every post is a tragic experience of being fooled.

Some encounter a teenager with a particularly unique scream, some encounter a teenager with a big dream sale, and one is even more outrageous!

He actually said that the young man recommended him a big dream health care program, one-stop service...

And behind these tragic experiences, there is a young man and a girl who is good at sneak attacking Karma's waist.

Finally, after these bitter masters got together, they were surprised to find that they encountered the same routine and the same combination.

One stone creates a thousand waves!

It was eight in the morning.

There are already a full sixteen victims in the forum claiming to have suffered the same scam, coming together to complain about the unethical behavior.

They even formed an organization that night - "The Kidney Guardian Alliance"!

And Xu Lin and Su Lingyan, the real culprits behind the evil side, have been dubbed "male and female deceivers", "Ka waist mad demon"...etc.

But this farce has no real results after all.

"This is the first time I saw a warrior who can form a team in the dream space. These two people are really big!"

"It is estimated that I happened to meet a familiar friend in reality. I have to say that luck is really good!"

"It won't take too long to be mad. When the next dream refresh time arrives, the single brush will have to be single!"

Such rhetoric represents the thinking of almost everyone, including a dozen or so victims, that it will soon be over.

After all, when the teleportation location is refreshed in the dream space, no matter how perverted the combination will have to be self-defeating.

The chance of such a coincidence encountering a martial artist friend who can be trusted in reality is close to zero, so we can't be teleported together again, right?

No, no, no? Wouldn't anyone really believe this?

...

Magic City.

Wutong District.

Early in the morning, the doorbell of Xu Lin's house rang.

"Ding dong! Ding dong!"

Chen Xianshu, who was still making breakfast for her husband, turned her head and shouted to Xu Dachuan, who was thin on the sofa.

"Linlin's father, go and open the door, it must be Uncle Linlin and the others!"

Xu Dachuan rubbed his head with a reluctant expression: "Why are they here this early in the morning?"

"I heard that their family Chenchen was admitted to Mowu without examination, I guess they came to announce the good news!" Chen Xianshu said.

"What is the good news? It's just to show off! When I see them, I'm going to have a headache." Xu Dachuan said dissatisfied.

"It's alright, alright, just show it off, and by the way, help Linlin to ask if there is any way!"

Hearing that it might be useful to Xu Lin, Xu Dachuan got up and opened the door.

Standing outside the door were Xu Lin's aunt and uncle and a slightly fat boy with a proud face.

Xu Dachuan resisted the headache and warmly welcomed people in, and said:

"This is Chenchen, isn't it? I haven't seen each other for a few years, so I almost can't recognize it. Don't I have to go to school today?"

Hearing this, Aunt Xu Lin smiled wrinkled: "Our family doesn't need to take the college entrance examination, so it's fine if you don't go to school."

"Eh? Where's Xu Lin's kid? Are you still going to school today? It's really hard!"

"...Yes, the kid said that the school has tutoring, and he didn't even have time to go home, so he was cramming!"

While Xu Dachuan smiled, he secretly scolded himself for sending people to the door to make people angry.

However, Aunt Xu Lin frowned and said, "School counseling? No way? Haven't heard of Yizhong's pre-college entrance exam counseling!"

"Dachuan! Don't blame me for talking too much. Linlin shouldn't be lying to you, right?"

"This... Shouldn't it be?" Xu Dachuan was also a little unconfident.

Seeing this, Aunt Xu Lin frowned and said, "Da Chuan, I'm going to tell you a few words about this."

"This is educating children! You must not let your guard down, let alone believe what children say!"

"Aren't there still few children who go astray? Especially like that child in Linlin, who is a monkey spirit and a monkey spirit, you have to take good care of it!"

"In this regard, Chenchen saved us a lot of trouble, and was admitted to Modu Martial Arts University without a word, hahahaha..."

Xu Dachuan's face almost stiffened when he heard this, but he could only accompany him with a smile: "Yes, yes! Congratulations!"

At this moment,

"boom!!!"

Suddenly there was a loud bang outside the window, followed by screams of horror from the crowd.

The expressions of several people in the room changed, and they quickly looked out the window.

I saw gravel splashing on the road in the downstairs community, dense smoke and dust, and several cars parked on the road were overturned on both sides.

In the middle of the road, a bottomless pit suddenly appeared.

In the pit, a strange roar came out.

Xu Dachuan's face changed dramatically: "Alien invasion!"

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