Gao Wu Era: After Binding The School Beauties, I Lay Down And Won

"Young warrior! Did you drop this one-star dream spirit? Or this collector's edition watermelon knife for slaying gods and slaughtering demons?"

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When Xu Lin took Su Lingyan's little hand to the depths of the bamboo forest,

The dazzling silver light seemed to sense the arrival of the two, and slowly condensed into the appearance of a silver-white-bearded grandfather in mid-air.

The upper body is a short coat of silver light, and the lower body is a cloud of silver and white light.

It stroked its silver-white beard lightly, and its face was very kind.

Like a dream version of Aladdin's lamp.

Before the two could speak, the silver-light old man took out two big treasures from the silver-white mist under him as if offering treasures...

Cough cough!

On the left hand is a one-star dream spirit with a face full of lovelessness.

In the right hand is a real watermelon knife with a rust-like edge and various pits.

"Young warrior! Did you drop this one-star dream spirit? Or this watermelon knife that slays gods and slays demons?"

Then the old man Yinguang looked at the two of them with burning eyes and asked.

Xu Lin: "..."

Su Lingyan: "..."

At this moment, Xu Lin could no longer suppress the surging soul of complaining in his heart.

Your mother is a watermelon rind!

If you are a good Holy Spirit pretending to be a river god, it’s fine, and it doesn’t matter how old you are.

But the problem is,

Why does this one-star dream spirit appear with a watermelon knife? !

Also beheading gods and slaughtering demons?

Just look at this, sir, did you forget to wash the knife after cutting the watermelon? It's all so rusty!

Watermelons are not necessarily chopped, right?

After venting, Xu Lin quietly opened his eyes of truth to the silver-white old man.

[A mysterious silver holy spirit that has existed in the dream world for hundreds of years, lonely and stingy, very curious about you, chat with it more, it may have miraculous effects! 】

ah this...

Is it true that the Holy Spirit’s emotions are so rich? But well...

Isn't it just a chat? As long as there is something good, you can chat until dawn and vomit!

Turning her head and giving Su Lingyan a reassuring look, Xu Lin decided to meet this rude Holy Spirit in person for a while.

"Cough, old man, no, Holy Spirit old man, change it! You two things are too much!"

At this moment, Xu Lin seemed to be possessed by his own mother and started the haggling mode in the vegetable market.

The old man Yinguang on the opposite side squinted his eyes wide after hearing this.

"What the hell? You can do it, boy! I'm dressed like this, but you can still recognize me?!"

Xu Lin was delighted: "Dare you not playing COSPALY, are you really pretending to be a grandson here?"

"Cough cough..." The old man Yinguang looked embarrassed and gave Xu Lin a dissatisfied look, "Young man, respect the old and love the young, respect the old and love the young!"

"And... what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

Xu Lin smiled slyly when he heard this: "If you bring something good, I'll tell you."

"...Good boy, I have been a Holy Spirit for so many years, and this is the first time I have encountered someone who dares to bargain with me!"

The old man Yinguang blew his beard and stared in anger, but the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes became more and more obvious.

The old man is happy!

Xu Lin was keenly aware of this detail, and his heart shook, the old man was really lonely.

At the moment, he turned on the chattering mode.

I talked about everything in the universe, from the sun, moon, and stars to snakes, worms, rats, and ants. By the way, I discussed the philosophy of life and the life of the Holy Spirit.

Finally, when Xu Lin was ready to talk about the impact of alien invasion on housing prices,

The old man Yinguang's smiling expression suddenly became serious and interrupted:

"Boy, what did you just say? The alien race in the dreamland has begun to invade again?"

Xu Lin was stunned for a while, not understanding why a Holy Spirit would care about such a thing, but still nodded and said:

"Yes, and now many low-level aliens seem to have found a way to invade the real world."

"Worge's grandmother's legs!"

When the old man Yinguang heard it, he was furious, and his long, supple silver beard flew up.

A terrifying pressure that suffocated the two of them suddenly radiated from the silver-light old man's body.

At this moment, it no longer looks like a kind old Holy Spirit in the dream space.

On the contrary, it is a bit like a veteran who has fought bloody battles for many years and carried a coffin.

After a long time, the old man Yinguang realized that Xu Lin and Xu Lin were still there, and his momentum slowly dissipated.

A kind smile appeared on his face again, but no matter how Xu Lin looked at it, he felt a little creepy.

"Old man, what's wrong with you?"

Xu Lin asked tentatively.

The old man Yinguang glanced at him and sighed slightly: "It's okay, don't be afraid, the old man just hates the aliens in this dream space."

"Ugly and stupid, they won't chat with the old man, but you are more pleasing to the eye!"

Xu Lin: "..."

Are you complimenting me?

As expected of the Holy Spirit, boasting that people are so different.

At this time, the old man Yinguang looked a little annoyed, and started muttering to himself again: "Grandma's! I gave those two boys so many good things back then, are they still so useless?"

"It's a loss! Don't let the old man see them again, or you'll have to catch them and take care of them!"

Hearing this, Xu Lin asked curiously, "Old man, before us, is there anyone else who can pass your perverted test?"

Hearing this, the old man Yinguang was slightly embarrassed.

"This is..."

"Actually, this time it was purely an accident!"

"Old man, I'm actually just a little bored, so I thought about coming out to see the young people today."

"By the way, let's tease you again."

"Who would have thought that with such an evil nature, you could forcibly destroy the fun of the old Holy Spirit!"

"...What do you mean? Doesn't the blessing of the Holy Spirit actually need to go through the kind of test we just passed?" Xu Lin asked with a strange expression.

"Well..." The old man Yinguang pondered for a while, then suddenly grinned: "Hahahahaha...of course I don't need it!"

"If every trial is like this time, who else can accompany my old man to talk and chat?"

Xu Lin: "???"

Su Lingyan: "..."

The two looked at each other silently, as if 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in their hearts.

Dare to love, this is all a ghost created by you on a whim!

"Grandpa, can I ask you what the true meaning of the Holy Spirit's blessing is? Are you just too bored to find someone to chat with?"

Aside, Su Lingyan spoke for the first time, with a strange expression on her face.

The old man Yinguang looked at the two of them, and embarrassedly touched his bare head of the ball of light.

"This is..."

"Neither of course."

"Although my old man likes to tease young people, he is also very disciplined."

"As long as you can get into my eyes, and pass a series of trials of high difficulty, of course not the difficulty of yours, you will naturally get some special gifts."

Xu Lin glanced at him and said, "For example, Yixing Mengling and the watermelon knife that your old man treasured?"

"Ahahahaha...that's just a harmless joke! You kid is quite a vengeful kid!"

The old man Yinguang blushed, stroked his beard and said, "I just want to see if you guys will be fooled. After all, I always get stabbed in wool. My old man doesn't have many good things in his collection!"

"...What a stubborn Holy Spirit!"

Xu Lin sighed softly: "By the way, old man, you said earlier that you had blessed two warriors before, who are they?"

Hearing that his reputation was murdered, the old man Yinguang glared at Xu Lin dissatisfied: "Humph! They respect the old and love the young much more than you stinky brat!"

"I think back then, when they saw me, they were so moved that they burst into tears, and they almost knelt down and gave me a good kowtow to the old man!"

"As for the names... It seems that one is called Changfeng, and the other is Huanxiong?"

Hearing this, Su Lingyan was stunned for a moment, and then she asked tentatively, "Grandpa, is it Li Changfeng and Mo Huanxiong?"

"Oh yes yes yes! It's these two boys! Ah, it's been more than seventy years in a flash!"

The silver old man sighed silently.

Xu Lin looked at Su Lingyan with question marks written all over his face: "Do you know them?"

Su Lingyan stared at Xu Lin for three seconds, and then said speechlessly: "Li Changfeng is the president of Mowu University today, and Mo Huanxiong is the president of Imperial Wuda University."

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