Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

Men are all big pigs, and they will always fall in love with each one they meet.

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Once upon a time, Mai Uchiha often dreamed of marrying a good woman like Terumi Mei or Tsunade.

Now that we have traveled to the world of Naruto, we have a promising future with Goldfinger, so we should consider it carefully when choosing a spouse.

First of all, Princess Kaguya is the most powerful and can destroy the world if she disagrees with her.

If you can't beat Kaguya, there's no need to talk about it. If the ball is dead, why do you care so much? If you can win, Uchiha Mai still wants to marry Kaguya.

Although Princess Kaguya has such and such problems: her skin is too white, her height is too tall, she suffers from white eyes, her third eye, her head and horns...

Many people don't like Kaguya, but Mai Uchiha still likes her.

However, if you want to date Princess Kaguya, you have to consider one problem: you traveled through Uchiha, and Uchiha are the direct descendants of Princess Kaguya.

How to calculate this seniority?

Next is Tsunade, the woman with the most books and pictures in the "Naruto" series, the heroic Fifth Generation Hokage with a broad mind.

At present, Tsunade does not reject herself as an Uchiha, probably because of her young age.

Tsunade's biggest problem is that she is twenty years older than herself.

But what’s the saying? A three-thousand-year-old girl ranks among the Immortal Class, and a seven-thousand-year-old girl holds the Heavenly Blade.

Tsunade has a Yin seal and her appearance is immortal. Is age a problem? At least Uchiha Mai doesn't think it is.

Finally, there is Terumi Mei, who has a hot figure and a lovable personality, and is of the same age.

Terumi Mei's biggest problem is not that she has gained weight in "Boruto", but that Terumi Mei is a very motivated woman.

It’s okay to be motivated, but he still lives in Kirigakure Village.

Mai Uchiha cannot accept long-distance relationships and does not want her partner. She is a person who is obsessed with career and neglects family.

Regardless of whether the above three people think highly of him or not, Uchiha Mai plans to target one of these three women.

In Mai Uchiha's heart, Tsunade's priority is above Terumi Mei.

"I see."

Terumi Mei suddenly smiled and said: "You must have liked me, but not that much.

In other words, there is someone you like more in your heart. You are quite a good person.

One day, I will become the Mizukage of Kirigakure Village and make Kirigakure Village more powerful than Konoha.

On that day, I will personally kill Konoha, and whether you like it or not, I will kidnap you to the Kingdom of Water.

Don’t die before that day comes.”

After saying that, Terumi Mei turned around and left, returning to the large army in Kirigakure Village.

Uchiha Mai looked at Terumi Mei's back, feeling confused.

What is this called? This is called the hardest thing to accept the kindness of a beautiful woman. I don’t want to be a scumbag, but the beautiful woman will be hurt because of me.

A few minutes later, the team from Hidden Mist Village finally set off.

Terumi Mei, the little girl who reached the end of the line, turned her head again and waved to Mai Uchiha.

He shouted: "We have agreed!"

Uchiha Mai just crossed her arms, put her right index and middle fingers together, and shook her head towards Terumi Mei.

This is the classic pose of Prince Vegeta when he bids farewell to Da Te in the Cyborg Chapter of "Dragon Ball".

This gesture vividly reflects the prince's feelings for Da Te and the prince's own arrogance.

Uchiha Mai thinks that this is the right time to pose.

The real thing is to never let go of any opportunity to be fashionable.

A few days after bidding farewell to the Kirigakure group, the injuries of the Konoha ninjas finally recovered, and the speaker, Jiraiya, decided to return to Konoha immediately.

Different from the importance of Mizukage Yagura to Kirigakure Village, although Jiraiya is also quite important to Konoha, at this stage, Konoha really does not lack a Kage-level powerhouse like Jiraiya.

This is the arrogance of Konoha, the largest society in the ninja world.

Therefore, everyone in Konoha hurried on slowly and not in a hurry.

A quarter of the candidates in Konoha's Chunin Examination were killed in the battle, but Mai Uchiha won the first place, so the atmosphere among the group was not very solemn.

There was talking and laughing, just like a spring outing.

Uchiha Mai walked at the front of the team, her mind already nine days away.

In addition to considering emotional issues, I am also thinking more about my own future.

The strongest in the ninja world, or at least one of the strongest, should he take the lead and marry Tsunade?

"Yo~"

Jiraiya slapped Uchiha Mai on the back of the head and said jokingly: "Mai-boy, are you still thinking about that little girl in Kirigakure Village?

Let me tell you, that little girl is quite nice. She is pretty, has a good personality, and is a genius. She is more than suitable for you.

Why didn't you agree?

If I had a girl like this pursuing me when I was a child, my children might be older than you now."

"Yes, yes!"

Asuma, who had already dyed her hair pink, echoed, "Mai, why didn't you agree?

If you marry her to Konoha, you might be able to further the relationship between Konoha and Kirigakure, which can be considered a marriage."

In Chinese, this is called the good of Qin and Jin.

Asma still misses A Hong.

In order to help Ahong "return to her lost ways" and "change her mind", Asuma has become concerned about Mai Uchiha's life-long events.

He is already engaged or even married. Ah Hong, you won't be stubborn anymore, right?

"We are not suitable for each other. Her first goal is to become a Mizukage, and the second is to find a satisfying husband.

Between the village and love, the village is always more important to her.

If we were in the same camp, it wouldn't matter. It's a pity that she is a Kirigakure ninja and I am a Konoha ninja."

Uchiha paused and then said: "And, actually, I have someone I like more."

Someone you like more?

Asma suddenly became alert, could it be A Hong?

Before Asuma had time to ask, Jiraiya laughed and joked: "You like it more?"

In other words, you also like that little girl Terumi Mei. You're not too bad of a guy, and you don't have two legs.

By the way, who is the girl you like more?

She must be a good girl who can capture the most outstanding genius in Konoha."

"It's not a girl, it's a woman, and she's the best woman in a million."

Uchiha Mai shook her head and said, "She is Tsunade-hime."

Tsunade, Tsunade, Tsunade...Tsunade!

Jiraiya suddenly stopped laughing. This time, this time he was eating melon.

Uchiha Mai had no intention of hiding it from Jiraiya. This kind of thing could not be hidden.

"Tsunade...is indeed a good woman who is unique in ten thousand."

Jiraiya smiled awkwardly, thought for a while, and persuaded: "But...but...

Let me think about it, yes, but Tsunade is old enough to be your mother, isn't this inappropriate?"

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Although Jiraiya was a million times obscene, he was an upright and true man, otherwise he wouldn't be called a "hero".

Even if he knew that this little brat Mai Uchiha was a love rival, he would not use any underhanded tactics, but would choose to persuade.

Why persuade? Because Jiraiya thinks Uchiha Mai is quite threatening.