Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

"Forget about barbecue and sukiyaki. It's not good to eat these things too often."

Uchiha Mai shook her head and said, "How about going to eat ramen?

There is an Ichiraku ramen restaurant over there on the commercial street. I heard it tastes good. Minato-sensei and Kushina are both regular customers of that restaurant."

That's right, it's been several years since she traveled to the Naruto world, and Mai Uchiha has yet to check in at Ichiraku Ramen House.

If you don’t visit the Great Wall, you’re not a hero. If you don’t visit Ichiraku Ramen, you’re not the protagonist. So why don’t you go to a ramen restaurant?

"Ramen restaurant?"

Tsunade frowned, how could such civilian food make the red-haired kid bleed profusely?

But it seems that eating ramen is okay. Although the red-haired kid always wins my money, he is by no means a stingy person. He usually treats me to dinner and buys gifts for a lot of money.

It’s not a waste of money, it means that you can earn back a few months’ worth of phone calls just by playing cards.

"It seems that you really want to eat ramen, so I, the princess, will condescend to accompany you.

Let me declare in advance that I have a big appetite, I want to eat four bowls, no, eight bowls of ramen! And I have to keep enough wine."

Tsunade made bold words.

"Anything is fine," Mai Uchiha said with a smile.

After discussing what to eat for lunch, the two got ready and set off.

In the anime, Tsunade wears the same outfit all year round and almost never changes it. This is all for the convenience of painting by Kishimoto.

In reality, this is naturally impossible.

As an abandoned house who doesn't go on missions all year round, and a woman who loves beauty, Tsunade still has a few sets of clothes.

Tsunade put on a spring outfit and walked with Mai Uchiha in purple kimono on the streets of Konoha, bathing in the spring sunshine.

Uchiha Mai's purple kimono is customized according to the one worn by Takasugi Shinsuke in "Gintama" (pictured)

Nowadays, the common method of fighting enemies has changed from ninjutsu to ninjutsu. The previously customized Yagami-an suit is a little smaller, so the clothes naturally keep up with the new version.

A qualified system owner pays attention to details.

On the streets of Konoha, the pedestrians coming and going looked hurried, and the laughter and laughter were much less than before.

Although the battle on the front line is not tense, and there are strong generals like Jiraiya on command, it is still a war, and Konoha's casualty rate is definitely much higher than in the past.

Ninja is a high-risk profession. Even if the family members of the ninja world have been prepared for life and death, when the moment actually comes, people will still be at a loss.

In particular, the troops in Kumogakure Village have been reluctant to retreat, which makes the situation in the ninja world even more confusing.

Many people have smelled the coming storm, and the big one is really coming.

"It would be nice if there were no wars in this world."

Tsunade looked at the passers-by and sighed.

"That's impossible."

Uchiha Maimo said: "The causes of war show different diversity in different eras.

Sometimes it's for survival, sometimes it's for development, sometimes it's just because of a momentary mood, but in the final analysis it's because of desire.

Desires are difficult to satisfy. In times of war, people are all seeking survival. After being able to survive, they want to live a wonderful life.

If you get what you want, you will want more. If you don't get more, you will go to others to grab it. Disputes, conflicts, and wars will come from this.

War will never disappear. What we can do is change the form of war and reduce casualties as much as possible.

To solve the war once and for all, you need to satisfy everyone's desires. Is this possible?

possible.

But it only exists in fantasies and dreams. You need to use an incredible level of illusion to create a wonderful illusion for everyone.

Are you willing to live in such a dream?"

This is Madara's Eye of the Moon plan.

Many Naruto fans think Madara is stupid, thinking that he can't find a solution to the war, so he puts his hope in the Eye of the Moon.

In fact, it’s not that Madara doesn’t understand, he understands it too well. As a powerful man who came out of the Warring States Period, no one understands the nature of war better than Madara.

The Eye of the Moon plan is a way to satisfy everyone's desires and eradicate war, at the cost of humankind's demise when this generation dies.

Much like the matrix world in "The Matrix".

If you ask anyone if they would like to live in such a world, the vast majority of people would answer: yes.

It is as real as reality and more exciting than reality.

There are no triples, no 996s, no boxers and all the boring stuff there.

You can start a business at the age of 18, get a billionaire at the age of 24, immigrate to America at the age of 30, and run for the leadership of America at the age of 35...

Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, if you can live a wonderful life instead of a mediocre life, what's the harm in not waking up from the dream?

As for the death of mankind... what will happen to the flood after my death?

The lifespan of the universe is infinite, the lifespan of the earth is still 5 billion years, and all the wonderful things in the world will have nothing to do with you in a hundred years.

The silence of death is that you can't even think.

So Madara decided, let everyone die, then let everyone sleep in sweet dreams.

At least in the countless years of history of this race, for a few decades, everyone's desires were satisfied.

Madara is a more idealistic idealist than Hashirama.

Tsunade lowered her head and pondered, but finally came up with no answer and said: "I don't know if I want to live in such a world.

Maybe when I have to choose, I can really make a choice."

This is quite a heavy topic.

The two walked around for a long time and came to the ramen restaurant.

Uchiha Mai looked up at the signboard of the ramen restaurant, then looked at the few customers in the store and the slightly busy owner Ichiraku.

No matter how you look at it, this is just an ordinary ramen restaurant.

The two of them walked slowly into the ramen restaurant and found a seat against the wall to sit down.

The legendary Otsutsuki Ichiraku walked over quickly and said cheerfully: "You two, would you like to eat something? In addition to ramen, we also have various snacks here.

We can make okonomiyaki, tempura, and takoyaki.”

Tsunade took it and looked at the menu and muttered: "Why are there no wasabi noodles and udon noodles?"

!

The boss Yile suddenly became alert and looked like a melon stall owner. Are you here to cause trouble?

"Ramen, wasabi noodles, and udon, these are three types of noodles. We only have ramen in the store." Ichiraku explained.

Only ramen is yyds, the other two are crooked.

The resulting four milks.

Tsunade nodded and pointed to the menu: "Then give me four bowls of tonkotsu ramen. It must be authentic tonkotsu.

There is also a plate of tempura and a bottle of clear water."

Tonkotsu?

If I remember correctly, in the original plot, Shizune always liked to hold a pig called a pig, and Uchiha Mai always wondered whether the pig was Tsunade's food reserve.

Now it seems that it is indeed.