Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

"Who says I'm not in a hurry?"

Uchiha Mai stopped writing and said calmly. After the ink dried, she picked up the paper on the table and unfolded it: "Look!

This is my preparation for running for Hokage."

What is this? Is it some kind of careful plan?

Tsunade leaned over curiously, and after taking a closer look, she discovered that it was the lyrics and music of a song, and the title seemed to be "Blue Bird".

"What is this?" Tsunade asked.

Mai Uchiha explained: "This is the embodiment of my will of fire, and it is also the biggest guarantee for me to run for Hokage and continue to gain popularity in the entire ninja world.

In order to run for Hokage, I decided to become an idol!"

"What do you mean?"

Tsunade felt that Mai Uchiha's head was filled with water. Others running for Hokage were all trying to get along with each other. How many songs are you going to sing for a road show?

Uchiha Mai continued to explain: "For a long time, members of the Uchiha clan have served in the Konoha Security Department, which is a thankless department.

And because the Uchiha clan is too mysterious and the clan members are too aloof and have little affinity, they seem to be on the opposite side of the people of Konoha.

Although it has improved in recent years, the people of Konoha's inherent impression of Uchiha is not easy to change and can only be changed by subtle influence.

This not-so-excellent image is obviously not conducive to my candidacy for Hokage.

At least compared to Minato-sensei, who was friendly to others and was called Little Sun, my image was dragged down by the name Uchiha and I was at a disadvantage.

If you want to turn things around, you must use strong medicine and heavy punches!

So, I decided to debut and become an idol. Of course, it wasn’t just me, the Uchiha clan also had to follow suit.

When I debut as a male solo singer, I will also select twelve males between the ages of 14 and 18 from my family to form a group called "Boyhood".

A two-pronged approach, two-pronged approach, held a total of 60 concerts in the entire ninja world.

For these 60 concerts, I have made full preparations in the past six months and wrote about 60 songs with lively and energetic melodies and positive lyrics.

I believe that by the time the tour ends, the image of the Uchiha clan will be transformed, and my reputation in the entire ninja world will be unparalleled."

Understand that Wang Cricket, a stand-up comedian, can become the commander-in-chief of America, and a comedian, the driver, can also become the commander-in-chief of the European womb.

Then I, Mai Uchiha, can also become Hokage by virtue of my identity as a singer and ninja!

Uchiha dances with confidence.

"Wouldn't it be too embarrassing?" Tsunade complained, holding her forehead.

"Is it already a very shameful profession to be an art worker, or are you looking down on us who are engaged in art?"

Uchiha Mai asked rhetorically.

"That's not true." Tsunade shook her head, and after thinking about it, she discovered some mysteries. Even if it was "embarrassing", it was just the right amount of humiliation.

I'm about to run for Hokage. It's better to have a people-friendly and down-to-earth image than a mysterious one.

"calm down."

Mai Uchiha stopped Tsunade's shoulders and said with relief: "The entire ninja world has just experienced a protracted war, and small-scale firefights are still occurring in very few areas to this day.

The war-torn people of the entire ninja world need something to soothe their mental pain and make them forget their pain.

My all-ninja tour will definitely be a great success."

In addition to changing the image and accumulating prestige for running for Hokage, the biggest use of this all-ninja tour is to increase fashion points.

The war is basically over. In the short term, Mai Uchiha can no longer obtain a large amount of fashion points by killing people. However, of the 20,000 points required for the two-and-a-half-star prize pool, Mai Uchiha has only saved more than half of it so far.

One man captured Kirigakure Village, hacked to death the Third Kazekage, and gained a total of 10,000 fashion points, which was not satisfactory.

The war is over, and the speed of obtaining fashionable points has slowed down. If you want to obtain a large amount of fashionable points, you must think of some sideways methods.

Touring the entire ninja world is a very good way.

Although I always scolded "actors" in my previous life, I have to admit that the profession of "actor" is inherently more likely to attract attention.

This is true even in the ninja world, such as Fenghua Koyuki in the future.

If this wave is done well, the harvest may not be less than capturing a ninja village.

One of Mai Uchiha's goals is to run for the Fourth Hokage. But the top priority is always to be fashionable. Fashionableness is the foundation for Mai Uchiha to establish herself in the ninja world.

Uchiha Mai has made up her mind, and Tsunade is also convinced.

A few days later, in the evening of Konohagakure, Mai Uchiha, the number one male soloist in the ninja world, and the number one boy band in the ninja world, [Boyhood], made their debut with great fanfare.

It is worth mentioning that Obito was captured by Mai Uchiha and put into "Boyhood" to become the captain and responsible for singing.

I believe that after the Ninja World Concert is over, many girls will be willing to give birth to monkeys for Obito. In order to make Obito more confident and lose his dog-licking nature, Uchiha Mai also has good intentions.

At the village night, the song Uchiha Mai sang was "Blue Bird", and the song "Boyhood" sang was "Take Me Higher", the theme song of Ultraman Tiga.

It won the applause of the whole house, as well as the applause of Sarutobi Hiruzen!

Okay, the singing is very good. Although there are no words or sentences related to Will of Fire in the lyrics, there is an inexplicable feeling that these two songs fit well with Will of Fire.

Especially the song "Blue Bird" is simply the perfect embodiment of the will of fire!

Uchiha Mai also has good intentions in order to be fashionable. The 60 songs are basically the theme songs of Hot Blooded Comics, Ultraman, and Kamen Rider.

Just highlight the passion and positivity.

Of course, the more important reason is that these songs are originally in Japanese, so there is no need to translate them from Chinese to Japanese, which can save a lot of effort.

After the song ended, Uchiha Mai held the microphone in her left hand and pointed to the audience with her right hand, announcing another piece of news that shocked the entire Konoha.

"Thank you very much for liking my songs.

Next, I have one more thing to tell you. In order to soothe the pain in everyone's hearts and to bring [smile] to the ninja world, I composed a total of 60 songs!

In the next six months, I will tour the entire ninja world, hosting Notone, nottwo, notthree, notfour...

But there were 32 concerts! And the boyhood group launched by our family also had 28 concerts, a total of 60 concerts.

In each concert, at least 20 songs will be performed.

Konoha!Thisisforyou!

The latest concert will be four days later. The concert venue is Konoha Arena, and the ticket purchase location is..."

In just a few words of declaration, Uchiha Dance embodies James, Yang Kun, and Girls' Generation at the same time, adding a wave of fashionable value.

These declarations completely ignited the passion of the people of Konoha.

After the village party ended, they rushed to the ticket purchase location, and a total of 10,000 tickets, including 2,000 yen for the front row, 1,500 yen for the middle row, and 1,000 yen for the back row, were sold out.

Some ninjas who encountered unexpected situations and were delayed by something had to spend two or even three times their salary to buy tickets from others at a high price.

Half an hour before the opening ceremony, tickets for the front row were sold to 10,000 yen, but even then it was still hard to get a ticket.

After excluding the venue fees and maintenance fees that need to be paid to Konoha, we can still make a net profit of nearly ten million yen, which is more than earning as a ninja.

Tsunade, who had been fishing at home, saw business opportunities and approached Mai Uchiha, hoping to get a fixed share of tickets from him in the future and become an official scalper.

It is impossible to go on a mission, so the only way to survive is by reselling concert tickets.

Tsunade's unreasonable request was sternly rejected by Mai Uchiha. If you are short of money, you can ask me for it, but if you want to be an official scalper, there is no need to discuss it.

My fans are all my family members, and I, Mai Uchiha, am not some unscrupulous anchor who harms my "family".

Furthermore, if you, the official scalper, have made all the money, the people who paid high prices for my concert tickets will feel uncomfortable. How can I still follow the mass line?

Not only can we not engage in official scalping, we must also crack down on scalping!

In order to maintain order, Mai Uchiha specially transferred a few people from the family to serve as ticket sellers, and announced that each person was limited to purchasing 3 tickets.

We also severely crack down on scalpers. Some scalper ninjas who use transformation techniques to buy tickets repeatedly will have no way to hide from the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan!

Of course, it’s okay for ordinary people to resell their three tickets. They can catch the big ones and let the small ones go, as long as scalpers don’t get a large number of concert tickets.

After the 6 concerts in Konoha were completed, Uchiha Mai and [Boyhood] immediately moved to the Land of Fire and began a tour throughout the ninja world.

Because it has already been held in Konoha a few times, its influence has radiated to surrounding areas, so the box office for each of the next few shows will be around five to six thousand tickets.

Then step by step we will advance towards the capital of the Kingdom of Fire, making progress steadily and for the better.

There are 60 concerts, 50 of them are in the Land of Fire and the Land of Water, 2 are in Sunagakure Village, and 2 are in the capital of the Land of Wind.

There are three shows each at the border of the Land of Earth and the border of the Land of Thunder. This is the tour of the entire ninja world.

It is similar to the concerts of some celebrities in previous lives. The 30 shows in China are called a national tour, and when I go to Singapore to hold a small venue with a few hundred people, it is a pan-Asian tour.

Then go to Europe and the United States to do two small venues with a few hundred people, and Asia will become a global tour, which sounds more serious.

The ninja world was shocked for a while. Uchiha Mai's all-ninja world tour set off a music craze in the ninja world, and the major ninja villages had mixed reactions.

Among them, Yunyin Village had the biggest reaction.

A certain Eight-Tailed Jinchuuriki of Kumogakure Village anonymously suggested to the Raikage, As the saying goes, our Kumogakure Village has strong martial virtues but chooses cultural victory. As a great ninja village that is one of the best in the ninja world, we must not show weakness!

If Konoha has it, we must have it too!

I, Kirabi, am willing to take the lead and hold a few concerts in the village first, and then tour the country, and then the whole ninja world. I cannot let my momentum weaken.

Kirabi's petition was approved by the Sandaime Raikage.

This kind of thing is just like the Cold War between the Soviet Union and the Soviet Union. When two major forces come into conflict, they really have to compete in every aspect and will not stop until they lose all their wealth.

In order to compete with Konoha, Kirabi's first concert was also held in Kumogakure Village with great fanfare. The total audience was 15,000, which was five times the number of Uchiha Mai Konoha concert!

WIN!

Don't do it because it's a small thing, don't do it because it's a small thing, and don't do it because it's a small thing. Our Yunyin Village has really won the game.

Unfortunately, there was only one person left among the 15,000 audience members 10 minutes after the concert started.

Sitting dejectedly on the high platform, Kirabi stared at the messy Cloud Hidden Square and Prince Ai who was tied to the auditorium and still struggling, and fell into deep thought.

Why?

In terms of singing skills, number of fans, figure, appearance, and talent in composing, his Uchiha dance is not as good as mine.

Why can his paid concerts be sold out, while my rap concert only has one audience member left after it starts, and my concert is still free.

Alas~

This is probably the pain of not being recognized for my talent. In this vulgar world, only my elder brother can appreciate my art.

The next moment, Prince Ai broke free from the shackles of the eight-tailed tentacles, clenched his angry fist and blasted out, knocking Kirabi from the east end of the village to the west end of the village.

"You brat, do you want to kill me? My father shouldn't agree to your request for a concert!"

Kirabi burst into tears, and her last close friend was gone.

In any case, Yunyin Village still "successfully" held a large-scale concert with 15,000 people, win!

A few months later, Uchiha Mai and [Boyhood]’s all-ninja world tour finally came to an end, and the results were quite fruitful.

The image of the Uchiha clan has been reversed. In addition to being a wealthy ninja family and a thousand-year-old ninja family, there is also an additional label: a literary family.

Obito also successfully gained many female fans.

Strictly speaking, Obito is not ugly, he is even a little handsome. In this world of Naruto, even a passerby's appearance is not too bad.

With his good looks and works, Obito has become a new idol in the ninja world, and he has many fans, fans of his face, and fans of his mother.

The only fly in the ointment is that Obito, who is already a successful man, still hasn't lost his dog-licking nature.

After returning to Konoha, he immediately ran to Nohara Lin's house, bragging about his experiences in the past few months, and by the way, he licked Nohara Lin again.

The servile appearance is breathtaking.

Nohara Rin's attitude towards Obito has improved, but Uchiha Mai is a bystander who knows that the reason why Nohara Rin's attitude has improved is not because Obito has become better, but because Kakashi has started dating.

He would rather go on a blind date than choose me. It seems that Kakashi really doesn't like me. Well, it's better to be nice to Obito, a licking dog.

"Does he look like a dog to you?"

Uchiha Mai sat on the Hokage Rock, pointed at Obito and asked Tsunade next to her.

Looking at Obito who was constantly chasing and trying to please Nohara Rin, playing tricks, acting ugly and trampling on his own dignity, Tsunade nodded.

"It's very similar."

In addition to looking like a dog, he also looks a little like Jiraiya.

In a daze, Tsunade understood a truth: licking dogs will not be taken seriously by others. Blindly spoiling yourself to please others will only get others' contempt. No one will cherish things that are too easy to get.

"well."

Uchiha Mai sighed, she really had nothing to do with Obito, this licking dog. It's not that your brother doesn't help you, it's that you yourself don't live up to your expectations.

It’s better to forget about Obito and take stock of your gains.