Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

"Tsunade-sama, you actually have no money, right?" Mai Uchiha shouted.

Tsunade's pretending to be cool and unrestrained paused slightly, her expression was stunned. How could it be repaired? How could this brat know?

"Kid, before you say that, you have to think carefully about my identity."

Tsunade turned around quickly, with her left hand on her hips and her right thumb pointing at herself, and she said with great pride: "The person standing in front of you is the granddaughter of the Ninja God and the sole heir of the Senju family.

Disciple of the Sandaime Hokage, the most powerful taijutsu ninja in Konoha, the best medical ninja in the ninja world, and the leader of the three ninjas, Tsunade Hime!

If I want money, I can just accept a few tasks and treat a few wealthy businessmen, and I can make money, so how can I be short of money?"

"Stop pretending!"

Uchiha Mai sneered, walked over and circled around Tsunade twice, observing and scolding: "You just chose to enter the pool no matter how bad your cards or position were in the casino.

After getting a hole card that is slightly visible, I will not read other people's cards and just follow the cards to the end.

This proves that not only are your gambling skills poor, but your gambling addiction is so great that you won’t leave the casino until you lose all your money, and you even have to borrow money to gamble after losing all your money.

A bad gambler like you must have taken out all the loan sharks available and racked up a lot of debt.

In addition, the clothes on your body have obvious oil stains, which look like they were left four or five days ago. There is also eye mucus in your eyes, and your hair is messy.

This proves that you don’t pay much attention to hygiene, and in layman’s terms, you are a lazy dog.

A woman who doesn't even pay attention to her own image can imagine how lazy she is. A lazy dog ​​like you will never go to work until the end of her rope.

In addition, the only places in the ninja world that can accept tasks are underground gold exchanges. I believe that your creditor must have arranged people near each gold exchange in order to collect debts.

Once your traces are discovered, you will be forced to continue doing tasks to earn money to pay off debts, which is definitely not what you want to see."

In the original plot, there was a scene where Tsunade was being collected for debt. Uchiha Mai just deduced the process based on the results, plus some of her own judgments and conjectures.

There should be a classic BGM with only one truth here.

"You little devil..."

Tsunade gritted her teeth and squeezed out a few words, her pretty face turned red and white, and she clenched her fists in anger, wanting to hit Mai Uchiha.

She's anxious. She's anxious.jpg

"I guessed it right."

Uchiha Mai chuckled and said: "To sum up, returning to Konoha now is your best choice, Tsunade-sama.

In Konoha, at least you won't have to worry about food and drink. If your creditors chase you to Konoha, I believe the Hokage will cover for you and let you escape safely.

One day when you make money and your gambling addiction comes back, you can ask me to play Texas Hold'em poker together. If you lose your money to me, at least between you and me, one person will be happy."

"That's pretty cool, kid."

Tsunade's face was as cold as ice and she said angrily: "You and I will be happy if there is one person between us. You are very confident in your gambling skills."

“Just so so.

It's hard to say if it's purely a matter of luck. If it's Texas Hold'em, the only person in Konoha who can beat me is Nara Shikaku-sama." Mai Uchiha said modestly.

At this time, Nara Shikaku had become a jounin. He was famous in Konoha for his strategic planning and was very prestigious among the jounin.

Texas Hold'em Poker is a gambling game that tests calculation ability. I believe Nara Shikaku will be able to get started easily.

“That’s great!

I will lend you 100,000 yen, and whether you win or lose is mine. If you win 10 million yen in this casino within ten days, I will go back to Konoha with you."

Tsunade put her chin in one hand and came up with an idea.

"You're dreaming, winning or losing is yours. If I win 10 million, I won't give you an advantage. If you don't do anything, you'll get 10 million in vain.

The maximum is 37 points, and the starting chips given to me cannot be less than 500,000." Uchiha Mai bargained.

There was once a man who won 37 million with 20 yuan and defended his dignity as a gambler.

There once was another man who won 5 million with 200,000 yuan and was officially crowned a gambling monster.

Mai Uchiha thought she was pretty good at Texas Hold'em, but winning from 100,000 yen to 10 million in ten days was still a bit too difficult.

"How come it's only 70%?" Tsunade pouted, dissatisfied with the part allocated to her, but she had no problem with the starting chip of 500,000.

"Seventy percent of it is mine, and the remaining 30% is yours."

"Then I can't kneel down and beg for food?"

Uchiha Mai slapped her thigh and retorted: "If you say that, then I don't agree.

Thirty percent of 10 million is 3 million. You didn't do anything for ten days and got 3 million for nothing. Please tell me where you can get so much money.

I no longer work as a ninja, I will go beg for food immediately, and I will work overtime voluntarily without any rest."

"Then I paid 500,000 principal, what will you do if you lose?" Tsunade continued to bargain.

"Then if we lose, it's a 30-70 draw. I'm an Uchiha after all, and I'm still hanging out with Minato-sensei. I can earn 300,000 easily."

Uchiha danced and patted his chest, but he was so good at deceiving him.

"emmmm..."

Tsunade folded her arms and thought for a moment. This kid is cunning and cunning. He was doing a lot of things at the gambling table just now. Maybe he really has something in his stomach.

"Okay." Tsunade nodded.

"Bring it half a million, and I'll stay up all night to gamble." Mai Uchiha stretched out her hand.

Tsunade took out her warm wallet from between the two peaks. After opening it, she pinched the bottom of the wallet and poured out all the money. She counted and found that there were only more than seven thousand yen left.

Uchiha Mai: "..."

After discussing co-authorship for so long, you don’t have any capital at all. But it doesn’t matter, I expected this situation!

"Do you have anything valuable on you that you can mortgage to Minato-sensei and borrow 500,000 from him?" Mai Uchiha reminded.

Tsunade's eyes lit up, yes!

The master who was watching the muttering of the two people was suddenly hit by an arrow in the knee. No, you have been discussing for so long, why do you still want me to pay in the end?

"Little Minato~"

Tsunade put on a pleasant face, took off the blue and white outer lining and handed it to the master, and started to lie: "This outer lining was worn by my grandfather back then, it is very memorable to me.

Today, I will pledge this outer lining to you and borrow 500,000 yen from you. You won’t refuse, right?”

"How is that possible?" The master smiled reluctantly, took the outer lining and took out his wallet with great pain, counted each card one by one, and handed it to Tsunade reluctantly after he counted 500,000.

Heartbroken: "Tsunade-sama, you must pay it back. This is the money Kushina gave me to buy things for her."

The master is such a warm-hearted man.

"You still can't trust me?" Tsunade punched the door master in the chest, counted the money with saliva on her fingers, and pulled Uchiha Mai back to the casino.

"Elbow, I will win a lot of money from him tonight."

…

Early the next morning, Tsunade was trembling all over, holding Mai Uchiha's throat with both hands and roaring: "I'll strangle you to death!"

Didn’t you say you were very good? You lost more than two hundred thousand in one night, and you’re not much better than me, you little brat.”