Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

This is what happened the year the Unbreakable Ninja Empire was first formed.

This year, Naruto and Sasuke had just been born, Tsunade and Mei Terumi were not pregnant yet, and Iwagakure, which had been ravaged by Madara, had not yet completed its reconstruction.

At the end of another year, Emperor Mai Uchiha was sitting in his office, handling the accumulated government affairs.

The palace has been built. Although the size is far from that of the Forbidden City, it is more powerful than a presidential palace or the White House. It can accommodate dozens or hundreds of people. It is more than enough to use it as an office space after setting aside a few rooms.

According to ancient Chinese and modern Blue Star customs, the place where a country's leader has his office is basically where he lives.

It's just that Mai Uchiha didn't respect this tradition. He didn't want to mix work and life. The built palace would only be occupied by family members in the future.

For office use, the original Hokage's office can be renovated. You can see Hokage Rock through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the view is very good.

Several major ninja villages have been integrated and the empire has been established. It stands to reason that the "feudal remnants" of the old era such as Hokage Rock should be demolished.

However, Mai Uchiha showed great respect to the previous Hokages and did not dismantle the Hokage Rock. His strength was already a function of nature, and nothing could affect his rule of the empire.

Sarutobi Hiruzen and others also returned the favor and held an inauguration ceremony for Uchiha Mai as the Fifth Hokage of Konoha before he was officially crowned the Ninja Empire.

In other words, Uchiha Mai unites the ninja world with the identities of the Fifth Hokage of Konoha and the Fifth Mizukage of Kirigakure.

Naturally, Mai Uchiha's head must also be engraved on the Hokage Rock.

But for me, the majestic first emperor of the Ninja Empire, just to stand alongside several other Hokage, is it too disgraceful?

Then Mai Uchiha sent the earth escape ninja to create a boulder more than 300 meters high on the Hokage Rock.

Then he personally took action and used sword energy to carefully carve out a personal statue. That's what's good about the extraordinary world. There is no such thing as a spectacle that would detract from the country.

The statue is 330 meters high and is a copycat of the famous painting "Napoleon Crossing the St. Bernard Pass in the Alps" collected in the Palace of Versailles.

The tall and strong white horse with slender limbs raised a pair of legs and was eager to try, showing its extraordinary vitality.

Wearing the Phoenix Sacred Cloth, he was sitting astride the horse, holding the reins with his left hand and raising his right hand to point forward, with his face turned sideways facing Konoha Square, looking majestic and solemn.

The four phoenix tail feathers and cloak floating behind it make the statue a bit more powerful and dynamic.

This copycat version of "Uchiha Dance Across the Alps" has received unanimous praise from everyone in the Ninja Empire, and the people all praised it.

Don't say that ninjas basically don't ride horses. It's enough to be handsome and cool.

This statue carved by Mai Uchiha himself once again established his status as a leader in the ninja world's literary and artistic circles. At the same time, he was included in the first edition of the Ninja Empire's first ninja school textbook "History of the Ninja World".

A title.

Uchiha Mai, a famous ninja in the ninja world, strategist, politician, artist, musician, dancer, singer, sculptor, former fifth generation Hokage, fifth generation Mizukage...

As for titles, the more the better.

Looking at the statue outside the window, Uchiha Mai calmly took a sip of coffee and continued to handle official duties.

As far as the current empire is concerned, there are two things that need to be dealt with as soon as possible. The first is the historical issues left over from the major ninja villages after the integration of the empire.

Are Onoki, Yozuki Ai, and Rasa allowed to stay in their original villages to garrison, or should they be placed in Konoha?

Uchiha Mai prefers the latter.

The empire's system is very similar to the centralized feudal system of ancient China, which helps the emperor better rule the ninja world.

After the establishment of the empire, the senior officials of the former great ninja village, such as Yozuki Ai and Onoki, would all work in the central government, and their place of residence must be Konoha.

The former middle-level managers of various departments in the great ninja villages can stay in their places, but they must also listen to the empire's dispatches and instructions.

Onoki and his family members can come to Konoha or stay in their hometown. Family relatives with more distant connections, such as the Yozuki clan, are best left in their hometown.

Personnel transfer, integration of various agencies and departments, reorganization of the permanent ninja legion, selection of local security department leaders, etc. will be the main issues that need to be dealt with in the next period of time.

Of course, this matter cannot be too urgent. There are too many people involved, and even Uchiha Mai cannot cover everything. He can only give a rough outline first, and then make minor revisions based on time-limited feedback during execution.

Hold.

Compared to this matter, the second matter is considered urgent.

That is to hold a grand and magnificent Spring Festival Gala that can soothe all the people of the empire and make Ninja feel anxious.

The cultural industry, songs, and dances have always had extraordinary influence. It may heal everyone's soul, but this is false and empty.

But it can still be done to give people a little peace of mind.

For example, when Xiangjiang first returned to China, La Yin and Faye Wong performed a song "Meet in 1998" on the Spring Festival Gala, which had an extraordinary effect.

In the same way, well-known ninjas from major ninja villages perform on stage, creating a happy scene of a happy family, which can also reduce a lot of resistance to the empire's subsequent policy promotion.

Mai Uchiha had already made a rough decision in her mind about the programs that each Ninja Village needed to perform.

The first is Iwagakure Village and Amegakure Village, which were destroyed once by Madara. These two villages can be said to be the two worst villages in the ninja world.

Mai Uchiha was determined to let Madara cholera return to the ninja world, forcing other ninja villages to surrender to him unconditionally, and take over the ninja world without bloodshed or hatred.

Naturally, the major ninja villages are unwilling to submit obediently. You can't just dig a trap and let us jump in. You have to give us time to react and think.

Iwagakure became the price of "thinking time".

Madara, who had made a comeback, attacked the Amegakure Village with lightning speed, killed Nagato and regained the Rinnegan Eye, and two days later destroyed the Iwagakure Village and devoured the Four and Five Tails.

With the lessons learned from Iwagakure and Amegakure, Kumogakure and Sunagakure were forced to give up their resistance and accepted Mai Uchiha's surrender.

Although Uchiha Mai had killed Madara at the ruins of the ancient Loulan Kingdom not long ago and avenged the death of the people of Iwagakure Village, the ninja could not recover.

Those who have died cannot be resurrected, and the survivors are still immersed in grief.

The song prepared by Mai Uchiha for these two villages is called "Don't Give Up".

This is a song released in 1993 by Izumi Sakai, a singer from Blue Star Island Country. The song has positive lyrics and has extraordinary significance for the island country.

Even if it cannot be compared with "Katyusha" in Maozi Kingdom, it is not far behind. It was once called the "second national anthem" of the island country.

In the 1990s, the island nation was being used to raise pigs by ugly countries and entered a period of bubble economy. Everyone used money as money. Students from the University of Tokyo were paid a lot of "travel expenses" just for attending interviews with companies.

In the years when the bubble economy was at its peak, housing prices in Tokyo soared several times, the exchange rate of the yen against the U.S. dollar doubled, and some people even shouted the slogan "Sell Tokyo and you can buy an ugly country."

What goes up must come down. 1993 was the year when the economic bubble burst and the beginning of the "disappearing thirty years".

The bubble economy burst almost instantly, and the economic situation of the island country suddenly deteriorated. Countless people lost their jobs and went bankrupt overnight.

The stock market is in the doldrums, people are burdened with huge mortgage loans and have no money left for large-scale consumption. The economic market is lifeless. House prices in Tokyo have dropped by 60% in one year, returning to before liberation overnight.

Under such a premise, "Don't Give Up", with warm lyrics and positive lyrics, has given people all over the island a warm comfort.

Uchiha Mai believes that this song "Don't Give Up" will definitely warm the people of Iwagakure and Amagakure who are in the post-disaster reconstruction stage.

The only fly in the ointment is that Uchiha Mai originally planned to have one person each from Amegakure and Iwagakure sing this song.

For Yuyin, Xiaonan is naturally the best choice. Her voice, temperament, and appearance are all comparable to Sakai Spring Water, like a lonely snow lotus blooming on the edge of a cliff.

However, Iwagakure couldn't find anyone who could stand up to Konan. Kurotsuchi, Iwagakure's only well-known female ninja, was just a baby who had just learned to walk.

We can't let Onoki sing a duet with Konan himself. Onoki's position is indeed sufficient, but this old man's voice and appearance... are really hard to describe.

Song Xiaobao and Kate Vislett performed the duet "My Heart Will Go On" from "Titanic" together, which was not as eye-catching as Ohnoki and Konan's duet.

There is no other way, so Uchiha Mai can only reluctantly take the place of Onoki and work with Konan to soothe the hearts of the people of Amegakure and Iwagakure.

This decision was also questioned by Tsunade and Mei Terumi, who suspected that Mai Uchiha was a drunkard who was not interested in drinking and planned to come to the water first to get the moon.

But since the Qing Dynasty has become clear, how can I, the Uchiha, dance in the light of the wind and the moon, have any evil intentions?

After that is Cloud Hidden Village.

There are two main programs in Yunyin Village, namely "BELIEVE IN NEXUS" sung by two wooden figures, and "バブル" sung by Yeyue Ai.

The song "BELIEVE IN NEXUS" is an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D'S. It is hot-blooded and full of passion. It is the BGM when Fudo Yusei summons his ace monster Meteor Dragon.

It is worth mentioning that Yukito’s voice actor, Mie Sonozaki, is the same voice actor as Soryo Shiunin in “Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V”.

So even though the vocal characteristics of the two Yukitos are far different from those of the original singer Endo Masaaki, Mai Uchiha still resolutely handed over the song to the two Yukitos.

The quality of the songs is here. Er Youmu's voice is not unpleasant, and he looks very handsome. Could it be that this level of performance still cannot satisfy the barbarians in Yunyin Village?

Look at the beauties and join in the fun.

"バブル" sung by Ye Yueyai is an unexpected product.

This song is the theme song of the game "Yakuza 0". The rhythm is very fast and violent. As the theme song of the Yakuza game, the content of the lyrics can be imagined, and it has nothing to do with positivity.

Arranging this song for Ye Yuueai was a last resort.

The Boys' Generation group, co-led by Mai Uchiha and Obito, held 60 concerts a year and released dozens of high-quality singles, becoming a pressure on all literary and artistic practitioners and music lovers in the ninja world.

A big mountain.

Countless musicians, or people who call themselves musicians, regard Uchiha Mai as a thorn in their side and a thorn in their flesh, including Kirabi.

Kirabi has always been very dissatisfied with Mai Uchiha. Why is it that his appearance, talent, popularity, and voice are not as good as mine, and his concerts are often huge hits?

After some reflection, Kirabi thought that maybe his talent was too deep and connotative for ordinary people to understand.

Kirabi is determined to transform.

When the empire was established and he learned that Mai Uchiha was interested in holding a Spring Festival gala, Kirabi immediately approached Mai Uchiha, sat down with him, and lowered his arrogant head.

"Please, Your Majesty, please compose a song for me that can be accepted and liked by the public. This is my lifelong request!"

When he bowed his head, two lines of tears fell from Kirabi's eyes. He told himself that bowing his head was only temporary.

I didn't betray rap, I just had to temporarily succumb to others in terms of art in order to let more people appreciate my content.

When I become popular one day, I will release a rap single and save the country through curves.

After all, Chirabido had already left his seat. Seeing how sincere he was, Mai Uchiha copied a song called "バブル" and gave it to him with slightly modified lyrics.

"Those bastards on Saturday night

Dancing the Lombada

Isn't it vulgar?

Don't like to flatter others

I'm the gangster leader in this city

Just like the tiniest and smallest unit

Serving the VIPs in Kabukicho

Beaten with bundles of banknotes

The profile of the group of geishas

Enjoying that miniskirt

On a night filled with champagne rain

The world seems like candy

Sweet taste..."

This is a Yakuza song, a nightclub song.

Regardless of her voice, Kirabi's tall physique, dark skin, bulging muscles, and an IT... Yakuza look are a perfect match for this song.

Unfortunately, things didn't work out as expected.

When Kirabi was recording songs, he could never get rid of his weird grunge rap accent. It seemed that speaking like that had become an instinct.

Hopeless, this is Mai Uchiha's evaluation of Kirabi.

A song cannot be wasted like this, so Uchiha Mai held a small audition. After an interview, the final candidates included Kakashi's ninja dog Benjamin Parker, Migaki Kisame, and two supporting actors.

Uchiha Dance is almost ready to be sung by Benjamin Parker. This dog's voice is really good, Gossamer Kirabi.

Kirabi couldn't bear the humiliation of losing to a dog, so he came home as a rescuer - his eldest half-brother Ye Yue Ai.

After singing a few words casually, Mai Uchiha was surprised to find that Yozuki Ai's voice condition and singing talent were not inferior to those of Benjamin Parker, and her appearance was more in line with Yakuza's character.

In the end, the song fell on Yeyue Ai, and Qilabi saved the last trace of his face.