Garbage skills achieve the strongest ninja world

"So, where can I buy it?" Mai Uchiha asked.

I just said it’s impossible for someone to come out and bring their own BGM. Look, it sucks...a tape recorder.

"You finally found the right person."

Jiraiya clapped his hands, took out a storage scroll, and introduced enthusiastically: "Some time ago, I went to the Land of Snow to do a mission and collect stories.

The first time I saw this tape recorder, I discovered its commercial value. The workshop's first batch of goods totaled 50 units, and I bought them all.

The cost of a tape recorder is 20,000 yen, including storage fees, transportation fees, and shared fees for defective products. If you buy it, I will sell you one for 60,000 yen, and there will be a discount for buying two for only 100,000 yen."

Jiraiya opened the storage scroll and poured out a pile of tape recorders, of various colors.

"Then bring me two pink ones." Mai Uchiha took out a stack of bills and handed them to Jiraiya.

As the Dance King of Konoha and an artist at the forefront of Konoha's fashion trends, if I hadn't used this high-tech product, I would be ridiculed if I told anyone about it.

"Okay, let me introduce to you how to use it..."

After a while, Jiraiya suddenly realized, "No, I was led astray by this kid."

The tape recorder, that's not the point.

"Ahem..."

Jiraiya put away the scroll, made a fist with his left hand to cover his mouth, coughed twice and said seriously: "I went off topic without realizing it.

Let’s get back to business, kid, your fake drawing of a super beast is quite funny.”

You can insult my appearance, but you can't insult my artistic attainments. Because I really have good looks, but the opposite is true for artistic talent.

"Are you the new teacher that Master Hokage said would teach me how to practice?"

Uchiha Mai narrowed her eyes slightly, Jiraiya could not talk to an Uchiha child for no reason.

In the original plot, when he wanted to give guidance to Naruto, he also appeared as a prey.

"wrong!"

Jiraiya waved his hand and said: "I am not only the teacher entrusted by the Hokage and Minato to teach you.

I am still the captain of this Chunin Exam. In three months' time, I will replace the Hokage and lead you to the Kingdom of Wind to take the Chunin Exam.

Your fake paintings of super beasts are so bad, it makes me, the captain, very sad.

How can I win the Chunin Exam with such an insect?"

Captain?

Emmmm, it doesn't seem to say that when several ninja villages hold joint examinations, the shadow of one village must be present.

Furthermore, as a Kage-level powerhouse, one of the three ninjas, and a popular candidate to be Konoha's next speaker, Jiraiya is indeed qualified to represent the Hokage in the exams.

"That's because I haven't taken it seriously yet."

Uchiha Mai sneered, pointed her thumb at herself, raised her head and said: "With my talent, if I really do it, I can master the super beast fake painting proficiently in just one day."

"Everyone can tell lies."

Jiraiya crossed his arms across his chest and shook his head in disbelief: "I only saw that even though you tried your best, you couldn't make the chicken you drew fly.

If you already know what the problem is, why are you asking for trouble?"

"That's a phoenix, a phoenix." Mai Uchiha argued.

"That's chicken!"

"Phoenix!"

"chicken!"

"Well, that's a phoenix that looks like a chicken, but is a phoenix inside and out, just like me."

Uchiha Mai didn't want to have any more arguments with Jiraiya on this issue.

"you?"

Jiraiya was confused and asked: "What are the similarities between you and that chicken with a phoenix inside?"

"As you can see, my external gender is male, but my self-identified gender is female."

Mai Uchiha pointed to her chest with both hands and talked: "At the same time, I like to wear men's clothes and women, because I am still a gay with transvestite."

Is this a messy buff?

It took Jiraiya a long time to figure out the relationship clearly. He patted his thighs and his eyes lit up: "Wonderful, why couldn't I think of this explanation?"

The next time you go to the bathhouse to collect materials and you are caught, use this rhetoric, perfect.

"This still doesn't explain the problem that you can't learn the fake painting of super beasts." Jiraiya wrote down the rhetoric and returned to the topic.

"The focus of super beast fake painting and Yin Escape training lies in faith."

Uchiha Mai raised a finger and said: "The firmer the belief, the more real and stronger the spiritually materialized animal will be.

There are many ways to strengthen your beliefs, such as painting yourself instead of using ready-made paintings, using a more realistic style of painting, and using excellent paintings instead of graffiti.

All of the above can strengthen the subconscious beliefs of the practitioner.

The reason why my phoenix couldn't fly was because the painting style was too sloppy, so sloppy that even if I used my Sharingan to hypnotize myself, I couldn't believe it could fly.

At the same time, the inherently sloppy and abstract painting style also reduces the possibility of the phoenix flying.

After all, you can’t draw a tiger and have it fly into the sky, or draw a snake without legs and have it walk on four legs.”

"Woo~"

Jiraiya touched his chin. This kid had a clear understanding of his paintings. He asked, "Then how are you going to solve this problem?"

"These eyes can solve all problems."

Uchiha Mai pointed to the blood-red single magatama in her eyes and said: "The Sharingan can copy other people's movements. If you are talented enough or work hard enough, you can imitate and learn that movement.

I just need to find someone who is proficient in drawing, ask him to draw the animal I want to draw, and then use the Sharingan to record his drawing process.

When I use Super Beast Pseudo Painting, I can replicate that person’s movements and draw the animal I need to draw.”

Um?

Jiraiya was even more surprised. This kid didn't know the quick way, so why did he ask for trouble?

Without waiting for Jiraiya to ask, Mai Uchiha took the initiative to answer: "The reason why I don't use this method is because I want to improve the super beast fake painting.

If you want to perfect the strength of the super beast fake paintings, your faith must be strong. Painting it yourself and using it now are all ways to strengthen your faith.

Because of this limitation, it is difficult for super beast fake paintings to display their perfect power in ever-changing actual combat.

I want to use this technique with pictures prepared in advance and drawn by others, so that I can use it instantly in actual combat.

Based on this premise, if I want to reach the ultimate strength, I need to have stronger faith and be strong enough to surpass the limit.

That’s why I use this kind of painting to teach you.”

Uchiha Mai was so confused that she almost believed herself.

I can admit that it’s because I have idol baggage and I want to test my painting talent without using the Sharingan. That’s definitely not possible.

Shocked, Jiraiya was completely shocked!

The old man and Minato entrusted themselves to teach this child, but now it seems that this kid still needs to be taught by themselves.

Just when you thought he couldn't learn super beast fake painting just because he was a simple vegetable, he had already thought of something further.

This kid is a real genius.

Please remember the first domain name of this book: ._