Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

"Tsunade-sama, in fact, you are out of money." Uchiha Mai shouted.

Tsunade's pretentious back froze for a moment, and his calm expression froze. How can it be repaired, how does this little devil know?

"Little devil, before saying that, think about my identity."

Tsunade turned around abruptly, pointed his left hand on his hips with his right thumb at himself, and said with great pride, "The one standing in front of you is the granddaughter of the god of ninjas, the only heir of the Thousand Hands family.

The disciple of Naruto III, the most powerful Taijutsu ninja in Konoha, the best medical ninja in the ninja world, Tsunade Hime, the head of the three ninjas!

If I want money, I can earn it by taking a few missions and healing a few wealthy businessmen. How could I be short of money? "

"You stop pretending!"

Uchiha Mai sneered, walked over and circled Tsunade twice, while observing and scolding: "No matter how bad your cards or position was in the casino just now, you will always choose to enter the pot.

After getting a slightly visible hole card, he will not read other people's cards and call the bottom on his own.

This proves that you are not only poor at gambling, but also addicted to gambling, so big that you won't leave the casino until you lose all your money, and you have to borrow money to gamble if you lose.

A rotten gambler like you must have borrowed all kinds of usury loans and owed a lot of debt.

Also, this dress on you has a noticeable oil stain that looks like it's from four or five days ago. You also have mucus in your eyes, and your hair is messy.

This proves that you don't pay much attention to hygiene. In layman's terms, you are a lazy dog.

A woman doesn't even pay attention to her own image, but one can imagine how lazy she is. A lazy dog ​​like you will never go to work until the mountains and rivers are exhausted.

In addition, the only places in the ninja world that can receive missions are the underground gold exchange offices. I believe that your creditor must have arranged people near each gold exchange office in order to collect debts.

Once you find your trace, it will force you to keep doing tasks to make money and pay off debts, which is definitely something you don't want to see. "

In the original plot, there was a scene where Tsunade was being chased for debts. Uchiha Mai just reversed the process based on the results, plus some of his own judgments and assumptions.

There should be a classic BGM with only one truth here.

"You brat..."

Tsunade gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words, his pretty face was red and white, and he clenched his fists and wanted to hammer Uchiha Mai.

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"I guessed it."

Uchiha Mai laughed and said: "To sum up, returning to Konoha now is your best choice, Tsunade-sama.

In Konoha, at least you don't have to worry about eating and drinking. The creditor chases Konoha. I believe that Hokage-sama will cover for you and let you run away safely.

One day you make money and become addicted to gambling again, you can invite me to play Texas Hold'em head-on. You lose your money to me, at least between you and me, there is one person who will be happy. "

"That's pretty cool, kid."

Tsunade's face was frosty, and he said angrily, "There is someone between you and me who will be happy. You are very confident in your gambling skills."

"Generally average.

It's hard to say about pure luck. If it's Texas Hold'em, Konoha may be the only one who can beat me. Shikahisa Nara. "Uchiha Mai said modestly.

At this time, Nara Shikaku had become a Jōnin, and he was famous in Konoha for his strategizing, and he was very prestigious among the Jōnin.

Texas hold 'em is a gambling game that tests computing ability. I believe Nara Shikhisa will be able to get started easily.

"That's good!

I'll lend you 100,000 yen. Win or lose is mine. If you can win 10 million in this casino in ten days, I will go back to Konoha with you. "

Tsunade rested his cheek with one hand and came up with an idea.

"You dream, you win or lose. If I win 10 million, it is not all cheap for you. If you don't do anything, you will get 10 million for nothing.

Up to 37 points, and I can't start with less than 500,000. "Uchiha Mai bargained.

There was once a man who won 37 million with 20 yuan and defended his dignity as a gambler.

There was once another man who won 5 million with 200,000 and was officially crowned a gambling monster.

Uchiha Mai thinks that her level of Texas Hold'em is not bad, but it is still too difficult to win from 100,000 yen to 10 million in ten days.

"How come it's only 70%?" Tsunade pouted, dissatisfied with the portion that was allotted to him, but he had no problem with the starting chip of 500,000.

"70% is mine, and the remaining 30% is yours."

"Then I'm not kneeling and begging for food?"

Uchiha Mai slapped her thigh and retorted: "If you say that, then I don't agree.

Thirty percent of the 10 million yuan is also 3 million yuan. You don’t have to do anything for ten days and get 3 million yuan for nothing. Please tell me where you can get so much money.

I stopped working as a ninja, and immediately went to beg for food. I volunteered to work overtime all year round. "

"Then I paid 500,000 principal, what if you lose?" Tsunade continued to bargain.

"If we lose, we will split between 37 and 30. How can I say it is also a Uchiha, and I also follow Minato-sensei, and 300,000 can easily be earned."

Uchiha dance patted his chest, but he was flickering. Gambling with other people's money is called risk hedging.

"emmmm..."

Tsunade folded his arms in his arms and pondered for a moment. This kid is cunning and cunning, and he also had a set at the gaming table just now. Maybe he really has something in his stomach.

"Sure." Tsunade nodded.

"Five hundred thousand, I'll bet all night." Uchiha Mai stretched out his hand.

Tsunade took out a wallet with residual warmth from between the two peaks. After opening it, he held the bottom of the wallet and poured out all the money. After counting, he found that there were only over seven thousand yen left.

Uchiha Mai: "..."

After co-authoring and discussing for so long, you have no capital at all. But it doesn't matter, I expected this situation a long time ago!

"Do you have anything very valuable on you that you can mortgage to Minato-sensei and borrow 500,000 from him," Uchiha Mai reminded.

Tsunade's eyes lit up, yes!

On the sidelines watching the two people muttering to the door master, suddenly an arrow was hit in the knee. No, you discussed it for so long, why did you ask me to pay in the end?

"Little Water Gate~"

Tsunade put on a pleasant face, took off the blue and white outer lining and handed it to the master, opened his mouth and started talking nonsense: "This outer lining was worn by the grandfather back then, and it is of great commemorative significance to me.

Haven't you always dreamed of being a Hokage? Today, I will give you this outer lining worn by the grandfather, and I will borrow 500,000 yen from you. You will not refuse, will you? "

"How could that be." Master Men smiled reluctantly, took the outer lining and took out his wallet in pain, counted it one by one, counting 500,000, and handed it to Tsunade reluctantly.

Heartache said: "Master Tsunade, you must pay it back. This is the money Kushina gave me to buy things for her."

Master Men is such a warmhearted man.

"You still can't trust me?" Tsunade slammed a fist into Master Men's chest, counted the bills with spittle on his fingers, and pulled Uchiha Mai back to the casino.

"Elbow, it's a big win for him tonight."

...

In the early morning of the next day, Tsunade was trembling all over, pinching Mai Uchiha's throat with both hands and roaring: "I'll strangle you!

Didn't you say that you are very good, you lost more than 200,000 in one night, and you are not much better than me, kid. "