General, Madam Called You To Farm

"He's surnamed He! Stop for me!"

"Pangya Su! You have a heart to die! I can never marry you!"

Today is the big day for Su Fatya to invite her son-in-law, but her husband actually ran away from the marriage on the big wedding day, which really annoyed her!

To say that He Tongsheng was also deceived by a matchmaker, there are two Su families in Xinghua Village, one is the old Su family, all ancestors are white, and their family background is innocent. Everyone wants to marry someone who goes home.

Although it is not a good idea to be married, but if it is the beautiful girl of the Su family, it can be accepted, and the betrothal gift given by the other party is really rich, a full twenty taels!

He is expected to study!

Who knew that when he entered the door, he found out that he was actually the little Su family, who was a nest of villains!

Looking at Fatty Su, who had a face full of flesh, he already wanted to die!

"You received the dowry from my family, and you are my husband!"

"You are dreaming!"

He Tongsheng ran away without looking back!

Su Fatya became the laughing stock of the whole village.

She picked up the butcher's knife and chased after her, but she never thought that she would trip over her feet.

Her head slammed heavily on the door panel, and a large bag was knocked out immediately.

By the time her father Su Cheng arrived at her house, she had already fainted at the door.

Su Cheng was terrified, and wanted to take the unconscious daughter into his arms, trying his best to be a loving father.

uh... can't hold it.

Instead, he shook his daughter's shoulders, which was quite laborious: "Da Ya! Don't scare Daddy! Wake up!"

"Father! The surnamed He fled to the town!"

It is the younger brother Su Ergou.

Hearing Su Ergou's words, Su Fatya, who was finally shaken awake, closed her eyes again and fell unconscious.

Su Cheng gritted his teeth in anger, and his fists clucked: "Isn't it a husband? Dad tied one for you!"

Su Cheng did what he said, and immediately took his son to go to Shili Baxiang to catch his son-in-law.

He didn't believe that his Su Cheng's daughter would not be wanted!

"father."

Su Ergou pointed to the empty village with no chicken feathers left, "The villagers seem to have closed the door."

Su Cheng: "..."

Su Cheng did not give up, and took his son to arrest him on the official road.

You were lucky, and the father and son really met a group of big men. Judging by the posture, it was like a group of mountain bandits intercepted a passing businessman.

The businessman should have run away, leaving only a masked guard to deal with the bandits.

The father and son were ambushed on the hillside not far away, paying close attention to the battle on the official road.

"Dad, which one shall we tie?" asked Su Ergou, who was lying behind the grass.

Su Cheng lay beside him and said wisely, "The one who can hit the most has a good waist and can give birth!"

Su Ergou wondered, "Isn't it a woman's business to have children?"

Su Cheng glared at his son: "A man's waist is not good, do some women give birth?"

"Oh." Su Ergou realized.

After a fight, the masked guard overcame eight mountain bandits, but he also paid a heavy price-he was seriously injured and his physical strength was exhausted.

Therefore, when the Su family and his son attacked him from behind, he didn't even have a chance to fight back, so he was covered with a sack with a black eye.

Just when the father and son were about to carry him and leave, there was a rustling movement from the carriage on the side.

Anyone else? !

Su Cheng cautiously pulled out his hatchet and lifted the curtain of the car!

When he saw the scene in the carriage, he was instantly dumbfounded...

...

Su family.

Su Xiaoxiao, who was on the bed of Dahongxi, slowly opened her eyes. It was the eighth time she opened her eyes. She was sure that she was not dreaming.

She really crossed.

From a dignified military doctor and ace sniper to an illiterate, ancient fat man who weighed over 200.

Not to mention delicious and lazy, he is still domineering in the village, and he is an out-and-out little village bully.

Above her is a bully father named Su Cheng, and below her is a bully brother named Su Ergou.

A family of three is doing good fortune in the village. It is worth mentioning that the bully father and the bully brother love her very much.

Not long ago, she fell in love with Tong Sheng, a surnamed He from the next village, and Father Su spent all his family savings and asked a matchmaker to go to the He family to seek a son-in-law.

Today is the big day for her and He Tongsheng. Never thought that He Tongsheng was tricked by a matchmaker. After the incident, He Tongsheng left her and ran away from marriage.

It is the first time that the bridegroom escapes from marriage if he has seen the bride escape.

See you soon!

However, it wasn't the Oolong marriage that really surprised Su Xiaoxiao, but that Father Su went to the village to arrest her son-in-law for her daughter's life-long event.

Don't really bring her a man back?

Su Xiaoxiao was digesting the memory in her mind, Su Cheng and Su Ergou went home.

"Daughter! You are awake!"

Su Cheng entered the room and found that his daughter was lying on the bed with her eyes open in a daze, and walked over quickly, holding her daughter's chubby hand.

"You scared Dad to death! Don't do stupid things in the future, you know? That kid with the surname He is not worth it! Dad will chop that kid up and feed it to pigs one day!"

Su Xiaoxiao didn't get used to the sudden family, so she paused before saying, "I'm fine."

Su Cheng looked serious: "No, if you have something to do, you don't cry anymore."

Am I going to stage a show for you, one cry, two troubles, three hangs?

The Su Fatya in my memory is really like this. If something goes wrong, she will get angry at home.

Su Cheng doted on this daughter too much, and was never willing to teach her a lesson.

This caused Su Fatya's temperament to become more domineering, and her temper became unbearable.

Su Xiaoxiao tried hard to maintain the character: "I, figured it out, the surname He is not very good, not worthy of me! You don't have to do it another day, I will chop it myself!"

"This is my daughter!" Su Cheng was very satisfied.

He sat down beside the bed and smiled mysteriously at his daughter, "Dad has good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

"It's all right."

"Father tied you up with a husband, a hundred times better than the one with the surname He! You will definitely like it!"

Gosh!

Did you really tie a man back to her?

How are you going to maintain the character?

"So, what's the good news?" she asked blankly.

Su Cheng glanced at his daughter strangely, wasn't what he just said good news?

Forget it, since my daughter thinks that the next thing is good news, then, that's it!

Su Cheng cleared his throat, changed his words, and grinned: "The good news is that you don't have to have a baby! Your son-in-law will give birth to you!"

Su Xiaoxiao choked.

What is it that the man gave birth to her? Is any of this family's brain circuits normal?

Su Cheng raised his hand: "Er Gouzi, bring someone in for your sister!"

"Hey! It's here!"

Su Ergou outside responded and pushed open his sister's door.

Su Xiaoxiao turned her head to look, and saw one, two, three... Little Douding standing in a row with her bundle in her arms, was carried in in turn by her brother Su Ergou.

Father Su spread his hands and smiled: "Tie one and get three, are you surprised or surprised?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "?!"

Take a pit first O(∩_∩)O~

Officially serialized on the 16th, everyone will collect it first, and there will be reminders when it is updated~