General, Madam Called You To Farm

Su Ergou was a little reluctant: "Dad! I just chopped up so much, don't throw it away for me!"

"I know I know!"

Su Cheng said so, throwing it up without any hesitation, it hurt Su Er dog meat so badly!

"Big tiger, two tigers and small tigers, grandpa will take you to throw them! Come!" Su Cheng hugged them one by one, grabbed their soft little hands, grabbed the bamboo and threw them in.

Snapped!

crackle!

clap clap clap!

San Xiaozhi listened to the firecrackers that he blew up, and shouted with excitement!

"It's the little axe! It's the little axe!" Xiaohu shook Father Su's thigh, strongly protesting that the brothers had already played two rounds!

It's just that Father Su can't tell the three little guys apart and often holds the wrong one.

"Okay, it's time for Xiaohu." Father Su put down the big tiger.

As soon as he turned his head, he hugged into two tigers again.

Xiaohu clenched his fists tightly, flung his arms backwards, and said frantically, "Grandpa, I am the axe!"

Wei Ting stood under the porch and watched this scene quietly, with a hint of softness and complexity in his eyes.

They are happy here, but one day he will take them away.

A few people got carried away, but Su Xiaoxiao quietly entered the room.

Whiting's house.

She gently closed the door.

It used to be a small warehouse, and the latch was broken long ago, and it has never been repaired, but now the whole family is setting off firecrackers outside, so they shouldn't come here.

There is a large hanging scale in Wei Ting's house. In the past, Father Su brought it back from the escort bureau when he walked darts. The original owner used that steel scale to weigh it, otherwise he would not have known that he weighed 200 pounds.

A large hanging scale requires two people to lift the large scale rod and one person to hold the weight.

This can't be difficult for Su Xiaoxiao.

She found the scales on the two cabinets and hung the gondolas.

The quality of this basket is really good, even 200 jin can hold it.

Uh...isn't this steelyard really used to weigh pigs?

Su Xiaoxiao hung up the heavy weight and hung it at the 200-pound position first.

She lost a month's weight, and it stands to reason that she lost 200 pounds, but with such thick clothes and shoes, she had to weigh a few pounds.

It is worth mentioning that the ancient jin liang is different from the modern one. It is not one jin and ten liang, but one jin and sixteen liang.

As for the specific weight, it varies from dynasties to dynasties.

Take this empty state of Zhou as an example. She once measured it with the measuring cup she brought from the pharmacy. One tael here is 30 grams, and a pound is 480 grams.

So, strictly speaking, she weighs less than two hundred pounds.

"I lost eight pounds out of thin air! I'm so smart!"

Su Xiaoxiao raised her chin arrogantly, shook her little fat, and began to weigh.

She claims to be a skilled worker, and she has failed several times in the middle of the process, not to mention. Fortunately, she is considered to be half a little engineering expert. .

One hundred and eighty-five!

I lost fifteen pounds!

No, there are clothes too!

When weighing the scales, no clothes are innocent!

Su Xiaoxiao took off her clothes decisively.

Above!

On the other side, Xiaohu was sleepy and took Wei Ting's hand to find Su Xiaoxiao around.

"Mother, want a mother."

He said in a milky voice.

Dahu and Erhu were still in a hurry, and they set off firecrackers with Dad Su and Ergou.

Xiaohu went to Su Xiaoxiao's house first.

"mother."

Went to the stove in the back.

"mother."

"No." He raised his head and looked at Wei Ting aggrievedly, "I want mother."

The door of Su Ergou and Father Su's house was open, and it was pitch dark inside, apparently no one was there.

Only Wei Ting's door was tightly closed, and a faint candlelight could be seen from the crack of the door.

Wei Ting said to Xiaohu, "Your mother is in my room."

After speaking, Wei Ting was startled, what do you mean... in his room?

Is it possible that he has lived here for a long time, and he really regards this place as his home?

"Mother!" Xiaohu went to push the door, but couldn't push it.

He looked at Wei Ting, "Father, let's go."

This door is a little old, and the door is a little inflexible. If a child can't push it, it doesn't mean that Wei Ting can't push it either.

Su Xiaoxiao just stripped herself to the point where only her apron and pants were left, when she heard Xiaohu's milk chirping.

"Don't don't--wait--"

she yelled!

It's too late.

The door was pushed open by Wei Ting.

She can't be seen by Wei Ting and the children, the influence is really not good!

In desperation, Su Xiaoxiao's potential was stimulated, and a wave of counterattacks came from the chubby paper, who rushed to the bedside, opened Wei Ting's quilt, and got in with a mighty domineering!

boom--

The bamboo bed collapsed—

Little Tiger was stunned.

Wei Ting looked at the scattered clothes on the ground, then looked at the bed that was crushed by Su Xiaoxiao, as well as lying in the ruins, wrapped in only a quilt, and revealing two white and tender little fat A girl with a leg.

"In the middle of the night, you climbed on my bed?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "...I can explain."

...

"...The process is like this." Su Xiaoxiao carefully explained to Wei Ting how he weighed himself.

Of course, she said that when she was dressed, Xiaohu was sleeping soundly in her arms.

Wei Ting did not speak.

Su Xiaoxiao said: "Don't believe it, look! The scales are still there!"

It's a lie to say that it's not embarrassing to make such a big oolong, but who would have thought that even a heavy scale could overturn the car?

"Why are you undressing?" Wei Ting asked.

"Exactly!" Su Xiao said, "You thin people can't understand the pain of our fat people!"

She is very strict about weight!

Su Xiaoxiao waved his hand: "Forget it, you don't understand."

How is it possible to expect a man with a mermaid line and eight-pack abs to understand the twists and turns on her weight loss road?

"I understand." Wei Ting said.

"Do you really understand?" Su Xiaoxiao widened her eyes.

"Yeah." Wei Ting nodded.

Su Xiaoxiao's expression loosened: "Then tonight... I will aggrieved you and Ergou for squeezing together. I will repair the bed tomorrow. If it can't be repaired, you will endure for a few more days and buy one after the New Year. bed back."

"Daughter! Son-in-law! The firecrackers are finished! I'm so hungry!"

Father Su strode over to look for him, "Huh? You two are here, is Xiaohu sleeping?"

He looked at Xiaodouding in his daughter's arms and unconsciously lowered the volume.

Su Xiaoxiao touched Xiaohu's bright little forehead: "I just fell asleep, are the big tigers and the two tigers still sleepy?"

Father Su smiled and said, "I'm just playing! I'm going to chop bamboo again!"

I went with Su Ergou.

"What are you two doing in the room?" Father Su felt the atmosphere was weird.

Wei Ting sighed: "Dad, Da Ya came into my room and collapsed my bed."

Su Xiaoxiao said: "I... I'm weighing!"

Weighing into bed? Father Su looked at his chubby daughter and Yushu Linfeng's son-in-law with a stunned expression, and understood something in a trance.

His big fat girl has the demeanor of her mother back then!

Back then, he was a brat who was too shy to look at his wife on the wedding night, but in the end, his wife was three times five and two—

No no, it has to be him, it's him!

——Never admit that he was the one who was pushed down!

When Su Xiaoxiao saw his father's expression, he knew that he was thinking crooked.

"Father! You misunderstood! It's not what you think!"

She looked at Wei Ting and said fiercely, "You and my father explain clearly!"

Wei Ting sighed: "Hey, let me move into your house, just say it, why break a bed?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "...!!"

Ahhh! Wei Ting! I am going to kill you!