After some explanation and discussion, Ye Bai also returned to the podium, took out his mobile phone to connect to the multimedia blackboard, and showed a picture of a world map through data transmission.
The only difference is that the edges of the continental plates are connected with red pen and ink, forming a picture of a kitten reaching out to play with a ball.
"
Ahem, I announce that as of today, the 'Holy Cross Earth Meow Sect' has been officially established." Yebai forcibly put on a serious expression, ready to lead all the future bishops to take the oath of the founding of the church.
That's right, 'Holy Cross Earth Meow Sect' is the name of the church compiled by Yebai yesterday.
After all, the only God in the Cross religion, although most people think that he is an all-powerful old man, but in fact, he does not introduce the specific appearance of God, that is, God can be all things, as long as he can understand that all things are not God.
To sum up, it makes sense to think of God as a cat!
It's just that looking at Yebai's forcibly serious expression and solemnly reciting the revelation, the few people below couldn't help it.
"Yebai, this... Although I know that I should show a solemn expression at this time, this is really difficult! The smile on Yingli's face couldn't be controlled at all.
Holy Cross Earth Meow Sect?
No matter how you look at it, this can't be a serious church organization at all, more like the Spaghetti Flying God Sect formed by someone on a whim some time ago.
Moreover, the god of the 'Flying Face God Sect' seems to be the only god, what is the Flying Face God?
The church formed by Yebai cannot be said to be related to that, but can only be said to be not much different.
However, the sect that flew on a whim seems to have been recognized by official organizations.
It's just that this kind of joking-like sect is compared with the regular Magic God Sect, and it always feels....
Don't dare to think, don't dare to think, some are too jumpy.
"Ying Lili, be serious, whether this church can be successfully formed and recognized, but whether you can break through the bottleneck is linked to whether you can break through." Yebai was also a little uncomfortable.
He also thought about setting the church name like this, not a random name.
The first is to cover up the specific belonging of the church, and do not want others to see at a glance that this is a cross church, he does not want to have too much to do with the Roman Orthodox side, it will be very troublesome.
Moreover, this kind of church name is more conducive to subsequent development and is conducive to enlisting some believers.
After all, there must be believers in the composition of a church, and it does not matter how many believers or how deep the faith is, but at least there must be believers.
"I know it's serious, but I really can't help it." Several people sitting below looked at each other and laughed.
Even the real Crusade nun Intix next to her also laughed, not caring whether this church that was about to be formed was a true church of God.
The corners of Yebai's mouth twitched when he saw this, and he didn't know what to say for a while, but why did he want to laugh, obviously he didn't have this feeling when he wrote the doctrine and decided on this name yesterday.
Ye Bai walked off the podium to gather several people, and after more than half an hour of ideological work, he returned to the podium to take the oath again.
"The holy flame shines, the holy flame shines, the cross shines, shines on all things!"
"All my disciples, working with one heart, and the glory of grace, spread all over the world!"
"Have mercy on my world, guide the world, all things are not the Lord, but the Lord lasts forever!"
When the night fell, he solemnly opened the A4 paper that was simply customized into a book on the podium.
Seeing this, the few people below had gone through some ideological work before, plus they had already prepared, and their faces were sacred, without the slightest loss of face.
"The flame is shining, the flame is shining, it is for the believers... Meow meow? "
“OK!" Yebai was relieved to see this, and finally carried out this simple church founding ceremony and initiation ceremony to the end.
Then it's time to take the oath and its purpose!
"What do we believe in?"
"God!"
"What is God?"
"My Lord Cat Cat!"
"What is our purpose?"
"Have mercy on the world and protect the earth!"
"Believe in God, believe in cats and cats, and the light of our Lord will be spread all over the world, which is the 'Holy Cross Earth Meow Sect!' "
With the influence of the Heavenly Technique, the sound insulation and the Idler Dispersal Technique, so everyone's oath is not worried that it will be exposed.
When the night fell, he closed the simple book in his hand again, and took out two pens to piece together a cross and place it on top.
The next moment, under the influence of idolatry effect, the A4 paper that was about to be scattered gradually merged with the two pens above, turning into a book with a cross printed on it, called 'Holy Cross Earth Meow Sutra'.
Ye Bai opened the black book and grinned at the unchanged content and the undetectable flow of magic in it.
It worked!
In the future, if this church really develops, maybe the book in his hand will also become a kind of magic book.
I just don't know if the beliefs of believers will affect this book.
In the final analysis, the sectarian framework he created is just an adaptation of the major monotheistic religions, but it only redefines the image of the only God.
And the name of the church he established and the purpose of the church, he can think that the believers who will become believers in the future are definitely not believers who believe in the so-called God, but a group of cat lovers.
Don't turn this book into a 'cat sutra' at that time."
"Is this really successful?!" Intix's eyes widened.
Having never seen the church's doctrine and framework, she never expected that such a joke-like church would be successfully formed.
"Of course." Yebai took out a lollipop and put it in the center of his mouth, which is very good: "In addition to the name is a little special, the churches must have the doctrines, purposes, principles of conduct and believers, and there is a logical and self-consistent system, and it is difficult to succeed without success." "
The church was successfully established, feeling the operation of the Cross phase 'heaven' and the closer use of idolatry magic.
Previously, some Yebai, who had rejected the Cross Religion, just wanted to say that it was really fragrant, it was too fragrant!
But since it is so simple to be recognized by the phase 'heaven', then perhaps, you can find a way to bypass the operation mechanism of heaven and sit in the position of the 'only god'.
After all, according to memory, God seems to have left this world, which means that there is no God in heaven now.
There is a treasure mountain in the sky of the Cross Sect but no one can dig it, it is simply a waste!
"Yebai, this method is really feasible..." Eiri felt the prohibition of the magic cast and was overflowing, and her expression of surprise overflowed.
"Call me Sect Master!"
PS: Still: Heresy! This ™ is heresy!
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