General Man: My Days Are Not Too Ordinary

My name is X.

As always, when I washed in the morning, I looked in the mirror.

The result is still the same as since birth, the self in the mirror, no eyes, no nose.

Faceless monsters.

It's so scary, but I'm like a normal person, living an ordinary life without being noticed by anyone.

I'm weird, but more excited.

Because, in this way, I can hide myself.

That's right.

I am the typical human-faced animal-hearted, decent in appearance and decent in appearance, but I am actually a very obscene person!

I like women, I like loli, I like royal sister! Prefer a wife!

I've been longing, longing.

Finally, one day, I caught a woman's handle.

However, I want to pretend to be a decent gentleman, and I want to play a prank.

However, this woman was extremely intelligent and not deceived by my pretense, and like Sherlock Holmes, she penetrated my heart with a detective sense of smell.

This made me angry, and coupled with recent gossip, it seemed that I could no longer maintain my image as a good person.

So! I decided to break the jar! I'm going to blackmail that woman with a handle, elope with me, and go somewhere in the world!

I'm going to molest her, insult her, and make her my dog! Be my....

That's right.

This woman is beautiful, very rare blonde double ponytail tsundere loli.

Her name is Sawamura....

"Ah!!!"

Spacious Western-style bedroom.

On the large aristocratic bed, the futon with the gorgeous pattern has been lifted!!

The messy blonde hair poked out first, and Ying Lili held her head in her hands, howling in fear!

Recalling the nightmare just now, her petite body kept trembling!

If it had been before, she would have been excited by this hard-won inspiration, and then rushed to the studio to catch up on the draft.

Now, as the heroine of her dreams, she has only endless fear!!

"It's over! It's over! I, Ying Lili, am going to become someone else's ****! Woohoo!!

"Abominable woods! You extremely lewd man! You must not die well!! "

Ying Lili rolled around on the bed.

One carelessly.

"Bang!"

"Ouch!"

Falling under the bed, she screamed in pain, rubbing her aching back, revealing her tiger teeth and gritting her teeth.

Then.

The door was opened.

A woman with a fan wearing a red and white striped kimono, with soft black hair like a comb, looking very young and beautiful, and with an inexplicable sense of seduction, walked in.

This person is Ei-Lili's mother, Sayuri Sawamura.

She looked worried: "Ying Lili, have you had nightmares again?" "

These days, I don't know what happened, my baby daughter often has nightmares, which makes her very worried.

"Whew... Well.

"It can't be sick, can it?"

"Nope!"

"Is that what happened?"

"Whew..." Ying Lili Duck sat on the ground, crying helplessly.

Sayuri stepped forward distressedly, touched her head and said, "Tell me about it, maybe my father and I can help you solve it." "

Hmm... Yes, it's the plot in the comics that is going to happen to me!

"What comic strip?"

"I, the kind I draw!!"

"Eh?!!"

Sayuri Sawamura's eyes widened and covered her mouth with a fan.

As a rotten woman, she couldn't help but make up for that strange plot, and by the way, she also replaced the heroine in it with Ying Lili.

For no reason, her pretty face was slightly red, making her mature face even more charming.

Heartbroken, she was actually excited in her heart.

"Mom?" Ying Lili looked at Sayuri suspiciously.

"Ah, no, nothing."

"What's nothing?"

"Ahem, this kind of thing is too serious! Please tell me who the hero of the story is! I'll definitely help you fix him!"

"Mulin! The wood forest of Toyonozaki year B class! That human-faced beastly bastard! Want to do to me..."

"I see, I'm just... Huh? Wait, isn't this the one who abused the cat?

"Yes! That's him! It is because of this matter that he plans to break the can and break the can and attack me!! He knows I'm Eiri Kashiwagi, so he threatens me with that! Woohoo! Mom! Save me!! "

Yes, is that so..."

Sayuri Sawamura was a little embarrassed for a moment, she seemed to sense that things were not so simple.

"Ying Lili."

"Huh?"

"You weren't just having this nightmare, were you?"

"Yes!"

"Perhaps, dreams and reality are opposites."

"Impossible! Absolutely true! That Mu Lin is definitely this kind of hypocrite!!

"Uh... Then why didn't he just be a few days ago..."

"It's because his true nature is exposed, so he wants to die with me!!"

"So it is!"

Sayuri Sawamura clapped her palm with a fan.

"But actually, I have another way."

"What way?"

"Let him trade with us!"

It's as if I've heard something terrible!

Ying Lili's eyes widened!

She was incredulous: "You won't be prepared to protect me at the cost of your own body, will you?!"

"Hehe, maybe he'll say to me, 'Ma'am, you don't want your daughter to be discredited by drawing yellow manga either, do you?' This

statement may be a joke!

But in Ying Lili's eyes, her mother's pretty face was actually red!

That's a shame!

"Mom!! Are you really going to do that?! "

Snap!!"

The sound of a fan slapping on the cerebellum! Let Ying Lili hold her head and exhale.

"How is this possible!"

Sayuri Sawamura had a serious expression.

"Well, some information on the Internet, the benevolent and the wise can not be believed, although there are photos there, but they cannot be completely believed. But let's just think that this wood forest is the kind of hateful person who abuses cats, and we will make a deal on this condition.

"What conditions?" What to trade? Sayuri

Sawamura looked at Ying Lili, who was cute and naïve, speechless.

Forget it, this silly daughter just lives so happily, anyway, with her English level, there is no need for her to take over her father's job.

"That is to say, on the condition of helping him cover up the cat abuse, let him keep your secret!"

"Huh? "

Do you want to be someone else's RPG?"

"This, that, oh..." Ying Lily felt a little guilty.

To cover up the evil deeds of others for the sake of her reputation is really...

"Okay, deal this matter, you go back to school and talk to him, remember, the attitude must be very tough!"

"Tough... Well! No problem! I'm going to scare him out of breath! Ying Lili's face was fierce.

"Ok, it's not early, don't go to school yet."

"Oooh, but... I was thinking, what if he doesn't keep the deal?

"Hmph, non-compliance? That's better.

Sayuri Sawamura closed the fan and smiled slightly.

For some reason, it is obviously the same smile as usual, but under Ying Lili's eyes, there is always a chilling charm.