General Qin

In the twenty-sixth year of the First Emperor, April.

"Young master, when I entered the palace just now, I saw Lang Wei transporting Jin people into the palace. He said it was to commemorate the twelve Yidi giants who appeared in Lintao at the beginning of the year. I heard that those giants were very big. At least there were so tall!"

In the Qin Palace, a man more than four feet tall was standing on tiptoes, trying to stretch his short hands upwards, trying to compare the height of the Jinren.

But he is too short, this action, coupled with his strange appearance, looks even more ridiculous.

Hu Hai smiled when he saw it, and said, "The golden man? Then I have to go and see, Youzhan (zhān) take me there!"

The little boy immediately got up from the couch and yelled for the dwarf in front of him to take him to see the Twelve Golden Men.

"Good!"

Youzhan smiled, turned around, and ran out of the house with short legs.

Although Hu Hai was young, he was a head taller than this dwarf, surpassing Youzhan in a few steps.

He turned around and said, "Short legs sprint slowly, let me take you, giggling..."

Hu Hai laughed while running, especially when he saw the dwarf behind him moving his short legs and chasing him hard, he became even more overjoyed.

Facing the young master Hu Hai's teasing, Youzhan was not ashamed, and instead made more funny looks from time to time, which made Hu Hai laugh out loud.

Youzhan is an advocate.

Advocates, that is, the jugglers of this era. He has no other skills, but he can tell jokes and make funny performances to entertain noble people.

Youzhan's performance was very funny, and Qin Shihuang liked it very much. He often let him go in and out of the palace to play with his youngest son Huhai for fun.

Hu Hai and You Zhan, the two dwarves walked through the palace in a short while and came to the square outside Xianyang Palace.

After a long distance, they saw the golden man standing in front of them.

"Didn't you say that there are twelve golden men? Why is there only one here? Why are all those people bowing down to the golden men?"

"Besides, this golden man doesn't look very tall. I feel that he is about the same standing as the father?"

Hu Hai muttered, his face full of doubts.

From his perspective, he could see a tall figure standing on the square of Xianyang Palace in the distance, and around him, there were more than ten people kneeling on the ground.

The corner of Youzhan's mouth twitched, and he said, "My lord, standing there is the emperor, and those golden men are kneeling around him."

"ah?"

Hu Hai blinked, and when he got closer, he saw that the tall figure standing in the middle was Qin Shihuang.

As for the dozen or so people kneeling on the ground next to them, they were dressed in Yidi costumes, made of gold and iron, with different postures, kneeling on the ground, making a gesture of submission and submission.

However, these golden figures were built according to the height of real people, and now they are kneeling on the ground, and their height is only about six feet. He is only a head taller than Hu Hai, and he is completely incompatible with the imagined giant.

Twelve golden men, that's it?

...

"This is my golden man?"

The First Emperor stood in the middle of the square, looking at the twelve golden men who bowed to him around him, his eyes were a little dazed.

When he became emperor, twelve Yidi giants appeared in Lintao, bowed their heads in the direction of Xianyang, and then disappeared.

The yin and yang family said that this is an auspicious sign from heaven, and it is a very good thing.

Therefore, the first emperor wanted to use the collected soldiers from all over the world to create twelve golden men to commemorate this auspicious event.

In the emperor's imagination, these twelve golden men should be tall and mighty, built according to the height of five feet, standing in front of Xianyang Palace.

When the sun shines on the golden man, it will cast a huge shadow on the square in front of the palace.

When people walk on the road in front of Xianyang Palace and see these twelve huge golden men, they will definitely be awed by their majestic figures and feel fear, so as to highlight the majesty of the imperial power.

What a spectacular, what an exciting scene!

Just thinking about it in his mind, the first emperor felt that the blood in his whole body was surging.

magnificent!

Spectacular!

shock!

However, when Shi Huangdi opened his eyes wide and looked at the golden man kneeling in front of him, the expression on his face was complicated.

These golden figures have different expressions and postures, and are divided into men and women. They are dressed in Yidi costumes. Each golden figure looks very agile, lifelike, and exquisitely made.

This look shows that I have used my heart, and it cannot be said that I did not do well.

But when the first emperor saw his youngest son Huhai and the dwarf Youzhan running here on short legs, he couldn't calm down anymore.

The eight-foot golden man knelt on the ground, which was about six feet long, and could only reach his waist.

Compared with Hu Hai and You Zhan, they are only a head taller.

"Chen Youzhan pays homage to His Majesty."

Youzhan rushed over to bow down to the first emperor, because he ran too fast and his legs were too short, and accidentally rolled around on the ground.

Youzhan took advantage of the opportunity to perform a salute on the ground, looked up and looked at the golden people around him, and then laughed: "I heard that the Shaofu sent the golden people into the palace. It's so funny that people look tall and big, but they are as timid as a dwarf like me."

"Hey, how do you see that these golden men are timid?"

Hu Hai blinked his eyes and looked at the twelve golden men in front of him, but he didn't see where these golden men were timid.

The First Emperor also looked over, wanting to know what the dwarf had to say.

I saw Youzhan laughing and said: "If these golden men are not timid, how could they kneel down and surrender to His Majesty just like me, Youzhan, when they see His Majesty?"

"Hehehe, it turns out that these golden men were scared to their knees by their father."

Hu Hai was amused by Youzhan's flattery.

The First Emperor was expressionless.

If it was normal, he would probably be amused by the dwarf's funny words.

But today, listening to the other party's flattery, looking at the surrounding golden men who are only a head taller than Hu Hai and Youzhan, and then thinking of the magnificent scene in his imagination.

The first emperor was in a bad mood.

He didn't want to get angry with his favorite youngest son and a dwarf.

Then he said "um" casually, and said: "Since you want to see the golden man, you should take a good look at it, and you won't be able to see it in the future."

With that said, the First Emperor turned and left.

Only Hu Hai with a puzzled face was left, and Youzhan who was thoughtful stayed where he was with the golden man.

"His Majesty."

Zhao Gao, who was waiting not far away, saw the first emperor coming, and hurriedly bowed to salute.

"This golden man is very nice, send someone to bring Zhao Tuo back."

The first emperor looked back at the twelve little golden men not far away, and something seemed to break in his heart.

"Molten them, cast farm implements."

The First Emperor whispered.

His golden dream was shattered.

He didn't want to see these golden men anymore, and he didn't want to make them again.

...

"The emperor said that the golden man is very good, and then let me melt it and cast it into a farm tool?"

In the official office of the Shaofu, Zhao Tuo was stunned when he received the order from the palace, and then a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The emperor knows the general idea!

Knowing that the state of Qin is now in need of a lot of waste, and agricultural production requires a lot of farm tools, he just melted the golden man into farm tools after only passing his eye addiction.

Although it took a lot of manpower and material resources to cast golden figures, melting them and casting them into farm tools is ultimately more beneficial to the country than throwing them in the palace as hand-made collections.

"The emperor's dedication to the country is really touching. My baby is about to come out, so I just gave him a surprise!"

Zhao Tuo felt quite comfortable.

Because after a busy month, not only was the matter of destroying the weapons used to mint coins and farm tools on the right track, he didn't need to worry about it anymore.

More importantly, the task Zhao Tuo entrusted to Ling Zhang Han of the examination room finally produced the first batch of results!

Paper, coming soon!

"Historical Records Funny Biographies": You Zhan, Qin advocates, and a dwarf. Good for laughing.

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