Genius club

"Catch-catch the thief! Come...someone!"

Aunt Li's anxious voice got closer and closer.

Whoosh!

A man like the wind passed by the entrance of the alley.

He was holding a handbag in his hand and wearing a black hat on his head. He was the "Master of Three Blades" that Lin Xian had been waiting for.

Lin Xian walked out of the alley and bumped into Aunt Li who was chasing her.

Aunt Li looked anxious and grabbed Lin Xian's arm:

"Little... boy!"

"clear."

"I...my..."

"no problem."

Lin Xian supported her against the wall:

"Aunt Li, don't panic, just wait here. The third fat man will bring you the handbag in a moment."

Having said that, I fully activated my parkour skills and disappeared into the catwalk with two or three jumps...

Aunt Li opened her mouth, and Monk Erzhang was confused:

"I...I haven't said anything yet..."

…

Teng Teng Teng!

Lin Xian jumped sideways in the narrow and chaotic aisle.

The thief's escape route was exactly the same as the previous few days, and in the countless days and nights to come... he would still have to take this route to escape day after day.

Lin Xian was able to catch up with him long ago, but he kept his speed until the thief reached the familiar dead end, and then he jumped——

"Let's go!" "Ah——"

A flying kick knocked the thief to the ground.

Lin Xian raised and lowered his hands, took out a dagger from the thief's arms, belt, and boots and threw them behind him, then took out his waistband and tied them up.

boom! ! ! !

The big-faced cat kicked away the pile of firewood piled at the entrance of the alley:

"How dare you steal things on my property!!"

He walked out of the alley with his three fierce-looking younger brothers, the flesh on his face twisted into a ball:

"opposite----"

Halfway through swinging the stick in his hand, the big-faced cat froze.

The raging anger was suppressed like a basin of water, and the ferocious expression and wide-open mouth were frozen on his face...

In front of you.

A man wearing a black hat had his pants taken off, his hands tied behind his back with a belt, and he was writhing in humiliation on the ground like a maggot.

Next to him, stood a young man who seemed to have just finished his work. He was looking over his shoulder, and there were three gleaming daggers thrown on the ground.

"you……"

The big-faced cat pointed at the maggots on the ground with a half-thrown stick, and then pointed at Lin Xian:

"Which one of you is the bad guy?"

"Brother Face, go on."

Lin Xian picked up the handbag placed on the wall next to him and threw it over.

Snapped.

The big-faced cat caught it and saw that it was indeed Aunt Li's bag.

He turned and handed it to the third fat man:

"Third Fatty, please give the bag to Aunt Li."

The third fat man turned around and ran away. The big-faced cat scratched his head and came over to look at Lin Xian:

"you know me?"

"I've heard of your reputation."

"What is my name?"

"big face cat."

"Then why do you call me Brother Face? Normal people would call me Brother Cat, right?"

“The cat is ideology, the face is metaphysics.”

"Fuck!!"

The big-faced cat was stunned and struck by thunder!

He stepped forward and held Lin Xian's hand! He pulled him in front of A Zhuang and Er Zhuzhu, and patted Lin Xian on the back:

"This guy can do it! He is definitely a talent! What do you call me?"

"Lin Xian."

"Come Lin Xian, let me introduce you. These two and the one who just left are my three younger brothers. This is A Zhuang, this is Er Zhu, and the one who ran away just now is San Pang."

After the big-faced cat introduced each one, he patted his chest:

"You're really good at reading people! People call me Big Face Cat on the street. Just call me Face Brother from now on!"

"By the way, brother, where are you from? I know everyone in this area, but I have never seen you."

"I came here as a wanderer... wandering around blindly."

Lin Xian followed the previous script.

This should be the fastest way to join Big Face Cat’s gang and join the Face Gang.

Once you infiltrate the organization and gain the trust of the big-faced cat, the next step is to ask him to take you to the cat's father and ask him about the truth about the cosmological constant.

"Um……"

The big-faced cat held its chin while thinking, and looked at Lin Xian with sympathy written in its eyes.

As if he had made a big decision in his heart that went against the teachings of his ancestors, the big-faced cat had a painful expression. He bit his lips and looked at A Zhuang and Er Zhu:

"I want this kid to join our gang, what do you two think?"

"Absolutely not, brother!"

Ah Chang shouted:

"You can't just trust him just because he has read a few books, gone to school, and is a bit educated! Educated people are the most unreliable! They are full of bad ideas!"

"That's right!" Erzhuzi looked at Lin Xian with disdain:

"This boy is skinny--\u003e\u003e

The tender meat looks like a girl, and I feel uneasy at first sight. If this kid joins a gang... I won't trust my sister-in-law! "

Two votes vetoed.

The big-faced cat looked at the fat man running back quickly:

"Three Fatties, what do you think?"

The third fat man shook his head wisely:

"I don't think so."

The big-faced cat sighed, slightly disappointed, and took Lin Xian's hand:

"Brother, I'm sorry. I think you are a confidant, and I want to accept you as a gang member. But... our gang is very democratic, and I can't help you."

He dug into his pocket, took out a few bills and handed them to Lin Xian:

"You also helped us catch a thief today. Please accept this thank you and continue wandering. Whenever you can no longer survive, come and see me. I will give you a bowl of food."

"No, Brother Face."

Lin Xian was speechless, why did he deny himself?

Where was the mistake in the script?

Why is it going completely wrong?

He pointed at the thief writhing like maggots on the ground:

"Since I can subdue the thief on my own, it means that I am very capable, Brother Face. I am very skilled and can definitely work for the gang. If you don't believe me, I will give you two."

Lin Xian grabbed the crack between the bricks with one hand, jumped up vigorously, turned two somersaults in the air, and jumped directly to the second floor.

"Fuck!" the big-faced cat exclaimed, "What a great move!"

"Brother, how did he fly up!"

Boom.

Lin Xian landed safely, patted the dust on his hands, and looked at the big-faced cat with a smile:

"How about it, Brother Face, am I okay with my skills?"

The big-faced cat nodded affirmatively and looked at A Zhuang.

A Zhuang changed his previous attitude and gave Lin Xian a thumbs up:

"Brother, I think this kid is really good at it. His ability to get over walls, isn't it what we need most right now? What we lack is this kind of talent for overcoming walls!"

Erzhuzi's face turned pale:

"I don't agree! People like him who easily climb over other people's walls and backyards are either stealing things or people! Our Face Gang cannot accept such a morally corrupt person!"

One for and one against.

The big-faced cat looked at the three fat men:

"Three Fatties, what do you think?"

The third fat man nodded wisely:

"I think it's okay."

"Okay! Then it's settled!"

The big-faced cat clapped his hands, laughed loudly, and hugged Lin Xian's neck:

"Brother, from today on, you are a member of our Face Gang! To be honest... I felt that there must be a fate between us when I saw you the first time! What our gang lacks most now is a talent like you who can get over the wall. !”

"I'm sorry, brother, I misunderstood you just now. As an apology..."

"Tell me, what are your wishes? What do you want? As long as I can do it, I will satisfy you!"

Sure enough, the big-faced cat was still bold and bold, and Lin Xian liked to deal with people like this.

"Brother Face, your father is a primary school math teacher."

"right."

"Are you studying an ancient book called "Introduction to the Cosmological Constant"?"

"Oh, you even know this?"

Lin Xian smiled and nodded:

"Actually, I came here to admire your father. From now on, I can do whatever you want me to do with you. Now I only have one wish..."

"Can you take me to see your father now? I have some math questions that I want to ask him about."