Genshin characters come to my house
026 All things anim: Give me change!
"It's true that we didn't leave this little jade lion specifically for any cliché reason." Zhong Li looked at the little jade lion in his hand and said, "We'll talk about this after we get back."
"Okay." Liu Shan nodded.
Because they promised Uncle Qi not to enter the stone gambling den again, they took a taxi and took a detour before returning to the hotel where they were staying.
"Friend, I'll give this back to you." Liu Shan returned to his room and waited for Zhongli to come over and talk about the matter.
Unexpectedly, Zhongli didn't come, but Poseidon came. He wanted to return the ring noodles given to him by Uncle Qi to Liu Shan.
"Isn't this for you? Why did you give it to me?" Liu Shan waved his hand and refused.
"The reason why they gave it to me was because of your face. Although I am a bit stupid, I still understand this principle."
"No, no, no. Although it's because of my face, the reason why I gave you four is because three of my friends went. If you hadn't gone, Uncle Qi would probably only give you three noodles."
"Well, we've only known each other for a day, and you consider me your friend?"
"When you handed over your phone, you treated me as your friend, so I will naturally treat you as my friend," Liu Shan said decisively.
"Good brother!" Poseidon was so moved that he hugged Liu Shan with his body of more than 200 kilograms. "From now on, I will follow you whether you go up mountains of swords or seas of fire, brother."
"I'm a person who likes working out. Let's get together?"
"Well, I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed first. We'll talk about it tomorrow morning." Poseidon slipped away without saying a word.
As soon as Poseidon left, Zhongli came.
Zhongli still held the little jade lion that he had received from Uncle Qi. But what was different this time was that the little jade lion was actually alive!
Yes, literally alive!
The little emerald lion, which was originally a dead object and could only be used as an ornament or plaything, jumped and ran in the palm of Zhongli's hand, like a real mini lion.
"Emperor, what's happening?!" Liu Shan's eyes widened.
"Everything has spirit, even jade. However, it is too difficult for jade to have its own soul and thoughts. Even in the continent of Teyvat, I have only discovered a few in thousands of years."
"I remembered, Ruotuo Dragon King is also one of them, right?"
Ruotuo Dragon King was a piece of jade inspired by Zhongli, and later grew into a fat dragon. He was Zhongli's best friend and warrior, and had fought side by side with Zhongli for thousands of years.
"Yes." Zhongli thought of Ruotuo who was sealed by his own hands, sighed, and then continued. "I discovered before that this little emerald lion actually had consciousness due to some chance. So I opened my mouth to leave.
This little lion.
I just used my magical power to call this little lion. It came back to life. Although now it only has the same intelligence as ordinary animals. But in the future, I believe he may even transform into a human being."
"Can this little thing turn into a human?" Liu Shan curiously took the little lion from Zhongli's hand. The little emerald lion didn't recognize strangers. It jumped around in Liu Shan's hand and stuck out its tongue to lick Liu Shan.
The palm of a kind hand.
"Yes." Zhongli said.
"Can it be turned into a little lolita? The one with twin tails. She is a little lion, right? She can also grow lion ears and a lion tail."
"Uh." Dijun looked at Liu Shan with the eyes of an old man looking at his cell phone on the subway.
"Is it possible?" Liu Shan asked excitedly. "And Emperor, can you enlighten other creatures? I told you that I often feed the stray cats in the community, and some of them are very good-looking."
"Calm down." Zhong Li patted Liu Shan on the shoulder and said, "It will take hundreds of years to transform from a beast to a human."
"Oh. Forget it, I guess I will be gray by then. Wait, that's not right." Liu Shan originally wanted to say that there would be no gray left by then. But suddenly he remembered that he must really be a traveler in the Genshin Impact game.
Sora, he is already several hundred years old, and there is no problem in living for another few hundred years.
I originally thought I was still a little fresh meat, but I didn't expect that I had turned into zombie meat dug out of an ancient tomb.
"Moreover, it may not choose to turn into a human form. Even if it chooses to turn into a human form, it may not choose to become a woman. In terms of common rationality, if it follows us all year round and is influenced by us, it will turn into a female form in the future.
The possibility of being male is extremely high.”
"Isn't Ruotuo Dragon King following you all the year round? Why is Ruotuo Dragon King's incarnation a little lolita? Could it be that he was influenced by you, Emperor?" Liu Shan looked at Zhongli with a curious look on his face.
"See you tomorrow." Zhongli took the little jade lion and left Liu Shan's room without saying a word.
The next morning, Liu Shan completed the procedures with Uncle Qi, and then his bank card received a transfer of one million from Uncle Qi.
I got the money. And judging from Uncle Qi's happy face from ear to ear, I guess Uncle Qi has already bought the rough stone that Liu Shan mentioned yesterday, cut it up and verified it.
The evidence is that when Liu Shan and others left, Uncle Qi gave each of the four people another jade plaque.
"Yes." Xiaochao said in the car, playing with the jadeite ring surface and brand in his hand. "I originally planned to come here to gamble on stones. I didn't expect to pick up two carved jadeites for nothing."
"It depends on me. Do you feel that you admire me so much, thank me so much, and want to kneel in front of me and call me daddy?" Liu Shan said proudly.
"Haha, the person who can make me kneel down and call daddy has not yet been born. But this time, although it was short, it made me think about one thing."
"whats the matter."
"There are too many talented people in this world. Even you, a friend I have known for many years, has special skills. A novice like me rashly engages in gambling. It is like Maria Ozawa sending it to the boys' dormitory.
It’s all for free. So I decided not to bet on stones again.”
"Then what are you going to do in the future?" Liu Shan asked.
"I want to be an up owner on a currency website and make funny content. Do you think it will work?"
"I think it's okay." Poseidon shouted. "You can add me. I also think I have a talent for comedy."
"Well, with your figure, I feel that wearing an Ultraman leather suit might make others laugh."
"It doesn't matter what he wears, just do it!" Poseidon shouted.
Therefore, Neptune and Xiaochao, who had made up their mind to start a business, simply drove directly to Jinhai City, which is relatively developed and near the sea, to rent a house and become hosts.
Liu Shanze and Zhongli returned home.
The home was still clean and not stained with any dust. However, Noelle was not at home. Liu Shan had obviously told her that he would be back today.
"There is food in the kitchen." Zhongli found that there were still prepared meals in the kitchen. Next to the meals, there were thoughtful notes on how to heat the meals.
"There is also a note." Liu Shan found that Noelle also left a note for the two of them.
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